Date: September 21st 1978
Briiiiinnng!
The bell sounded off, loudly signaling the end of school for the day and several children burst through the twin front doors of the school and out into the bright sunny outdoors. One of these kids was Marty Mcfly who was particularly happy because tomorrow would be the big day-his eleventh birthday.
For now though, he was going to head to the after-school youth rec.-center. It was the place that anyone who was anyone went to when school let out. The place was amazing. It had everything a kid would want, a baseball field, tennis and basketball courts, mini-golf courses, ball pits, pool tables, a heated indoor pool, go-kart tracks, a bookstore, an exercise room, a miniature theater, a cafeteria, and best of all, that groovy new video game "Pong".
Marty had played it only once before but he'd loved it from the first time he'd played it. The rec.-center finally came into view and Marty let out a cheer. Opening the wide front door Marty quickly tossed his backpack into a small empty cubby and went to see what there was to do. "Pong" was out of the question-as usual it had a line that went from near the front door, where the game sat to out the back of the building and a half a block down.
Marty scratched his chin and tried to decide what to do. Finally he decided on Mini-golf and he proceeded to grab a club and ball at the front desk before heading outside behind the building where the small course lay.
Suddenly from behind him he heard a loud voice say "Hey diaper drawers, how ya doing?" Marty gritted his teeth and turned around hoping that it wasn't who he thought it was, unfortunately It was who he thought it was-namely Buzz Tannen the local bully. Unlike usual however, the trio of bullies that were his friends and who served as his posse were not there, only large kid who Marty didn't recognize was following Buzz around.
"Hey Buzz" Marty said with a sigh-Whack! Suddenly Marty's skull was filled with pain as Buzz reached over and punched him lightly in the side of the head. "Hey loser, I told you I was gonna get you back for making me look like a fool this summer-and that time has come!"
Marty rolled his eyes as he remembered what had transpired, he couldn't believe Buzz was blaming him, but on the other hand he wasn't too surprised, Buzz would had blamed someone else if he'd failed his math test too.
The big kid stood forth, reached into the large bag he had been carrying, and pulled out something that made Marty gasp in shock-the kid had brought BB rifle to the rec.-center!
"Are you crazy?" Marty asked, "It's against the rules to bring a gun here!"
Buzz only grinned "Hey Elmer," he said turning to the bigger boy "Tell him what you're doing"
"I'm hunting newdy little McFly's who's fiwst name is mawty " came the simple reply.
Marty hid a grin as a plan immediately came to mind.
"Okay, you got me dead to rights, man" he said shrugging.
"Would you like to shoot me now or on my way home?" he asked turning to Elmer.
"Shoot him now! Shoot him now!" Buzz shrieked excitedly
Marty glared at Buzz "You keep outta this!" he snapped "He doesn't have to shoot you now!"
Buzz glared right back.
"He does so have to shoot me now!" he roared
He turned to Elmer and snapped "I demand that you shoot me now!"
Elmer blinked confusedly then shrugged his shoulders, and pulled the trigger—BANG!
Buzz stumbled back then fell to the ground as the small steel bead smacked him right between the eyes!
Buzz groaned and got to his feet rubbing the spot he'd been shot.
He shook his head and glared at Marty "Let's try that again wise guy!" he muttered
Marty shrugged.
Buzz grinned "Shoot him now, shoot him now" he said in a calm voice
"You keep outta this" Marty said just as calmly "He doesn't have to shoot you now"
"Ha!" Buzz yelled poking Marty in the chest "I figured it out, it was pronoun trouble." He said grinning at Marty "Boy are you Mcfly's ever dumb!" he laughed.
"It's not "he doesn't have to shoot you now", it's "he doesn't have to shoot me now"—well I say he does have to shoot me now!"
He turned to Elmer
"So shoot me!"
BANG!
Buzz went down a second time as the second pellet smashed into the exact same spot the last one had.
Buzz groaned and struggled to his feet again, stomped angrily over to Marty and opened his mouth to yell at him
"Ye-es?" Marty asked smirking.
Buzz clapped his mouth shut and shook his head 'No you don't, Mcfly" he said "not this time—sorry"
He walked over to Elmer and then turned to Marty "This time we'll try it from the other end" he said.
Marty only shrugged.
"Look" he said turning back to Elmer "You're a bully, right?"
"Wight" Elmer said nodding
"And as a bully you beat up nerds like Mcfly, right?" Buzz asked
"Wight" Elmer said
Marty leaned over "And if he was me, what would you do?"
Buzz's face twisted into one of anger "Yeah, you think your so smart," he snapped "If I was him what (WOULD) you do?"
"Well I'd---BANG!"
The sound of the gun going off, drowned out the rest of Elmer's sentence as Buzz yet again went hurtling to the ground as a third BB hit him right between the eyes yet again.
Buzz growled and stumbled to his feet just in time to see Marty run inside the building.
"He's getting away!" he shouted pointing at the closing door "Let's get him!"
The two bullies took off after him and barged through the doors and into the building just in time to see Marty duck into a room.
"There he is!" Buzz grumbled as both boys stormed into the room after him.
They slowly walked into the room and Buzz immediately realized it was the theater "He's trapped" he muttered to Elmer "The only way outta here is through us—he's as good as dead!"
Buzz and Elmer began checking each row and working their way down to the front, suddenly the curtains on the stage parted and a beautiful girl walked out onto the stage.
Elmer dropped his gun and sucked in his breath. She was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen.
"H-hi," he said walking up onto the stage and forgetting entirely about Marty.
"My name is Elmew—what's youws?"
The girl smiled as she put down the tray of pinecones she was holding down on a nearby chair
"My name's Suzie Perkis" she said.
The two looked at each other "Y-your kinda cute" she said blushing.
"Y-you t-too" Elmer replied smiling.
"W-what wewe you doing?" he asked
"Oh, I was just getting ready to put on a play for the little kids" said Suzie "It was about a baby pine tree and his first day of school"
"S-sounds c-cool" Elmer said
"Uh-I might sound like a total dork, but-well that is—would you like to go on a date sometime?" Suzie asked blushing even more.
"I'd love to!" Elmer said love struck—she had such beautiful eyes
"Don't be fooled!" Buzz finally screamed. He'd been watching this whole thing in growing exasperation.
"That's no girl—It's that creep Mcfly-and I'll prove it!" and with that he reached out and yanked on Suzie's long hair.
Suzie screamed in pain, then turned to Buzz and rapidly kicked him in the crotch and followed it up with a right hook that sent him falling into the orchestra pit.
"Jerk" she snapped.
Then she turned and held out her arm "I was just about to go to "The Milkshake Bear"—want to go?"
"Suwe" Elmer replied "As long as I tweat"
"That's so sweet" Suzie replied
And with that Suzie grabbed the tray of pinecones off the table and the two walked off the stage and began to walk up the aisle.
Buzz limped out of the orchestra pit and cast a dirty look at the retreating backs of the happy couple-and blinked in shock when Marty ducked out from the row, Elmer and Suzie had just passed and stuck out his tongue.
Growling in anger Buzz ran at Marty and jumped at him at the last second—but it was too late and Marty ducked back in between the row, causing Buzz to slam into Elmer and Suzie and knock them to the floor.
'Why you---"Suzie fumed as she got to her feet, and grabbed the front of Buzz's jacket. Before Buzz knew what was happening she had yanked him to his feet and delivered seven more swift and much more painful kicks to his crotch, and then bending him forward she reached down and yanked the back of his underwear up and over the top of his head giving him an Atomic wedgie, before throwing him to the ground where Elmer angrily kicked him in the gut.
"You know what?" he snapped "Scwew you!"
"But-"Buzz began
Suzie grabbed one of the large pinecones and jammed it in his mouth
"Speaking of butts, can you guess where these other three pine cones are going to go if you do anything else-just one little thing?"
Buzz gulped in fear and Suzie nodded "exactly—and don't try me, cause I will do it" she said before kicking him in the crotch two more times for good measure.
Buzz lay on the floor in pain hardly able to speak.
Suzie gathered the rest of the pinecones and put them on the tray and she and Elmer began to walk toward the doors again.
Marty however had other ideas. While the two lovebirds had been beating the crap out of Buzz He had snuck down the aisles and retrieved the gun then snuck back to the row he'd been hiding in-then just as Suzie and Elmer were pushing the doors open he fired!
BANG! BANG!
The first shot hit Suzie in her mini-skirt-clad rear, and the second shot hit Elmer in the back of the head causing them both to yelp in pain.
Quick as he could Marty turned and tossed the rifle to a stunned Buzz before ducking back into the row.
Thus when Suzie and Elmer turned around and saw Buzz holding the gun they came to only one conclusion.
"I warned you!" Suzie snarled storming back down the aisle "Now your gonna have a pain in the butt-literally!"
Elmer was close behind, "Let's see how you like a BB gun shot up your butt!" he raged.
Meanwhile Marty had crawled slowly and carefully under each row, like he was a soldier in training camp who was crawling under barbed wire.
A few seconds later he's successfully made it to doors, and as quietly as he could he slipped through the double doors, grabbed his stuff and sped away from the rec.-center and ran home.
Just as he was about to open the door he heard a loud
"Aaaaaauuuuurrrrrrggggghhhhhhhh!"
The horrifying sound echoed throughout the whole valley and it ended up becoming the talk of the town-—so much so that it ended up becoming one of Hill Valley's biggest urban legends. Everybody in Hill Valley had his or her own opinion on what had made the terrible sound.
But (no pun intended) only four of them actually knew the real reason.
Briiiiinnng!
The bell sounded off, loudly signaling the end of school for the day and several children burst through the twin front doors of the school and out into the bright sunny outdoors. One of these kids was Marty Mcfly who was particularly happy because tomorrow would be the big day-his eleventh birthday.
For now though, he was going to head to the after-school youth rec.-center. It was the place that anyone who was anyone went to when school let out. The place was amazing. It had everything a kid would want, a baseball field, tennis and basketball courts, mini-golf courses, ball pits, pool tables, a heated indoor pool, go-kart tracks, a bookstore, an exercise room, a miniature theater, a cafeteria, and best of all, that groovy new video game "Pong".
Marty had played it only once before but he'd loved it from the first time he'd played it. The rec.-center finally came into view and Marty let out a cheer. Opening the wide front door Marty quickly tossed his backpack into a small empty cubby and went to see what there was to do. "Pong" was out of the question-as usual it had a line that went from near the front door, where the game sat to out the back of the building and a half a block down.
Marty scratched his chin and tried to decide what to do. Finally he decided on Mini-golf and he proceeded to grab a club and ball at the front desk before heading outside behind the building where the small course lay.
Suddenly from behind him he heard a loud voice say "Hey diaper drawers, how ya doing?" Marty gritted his teeth and turned around hoping that it wasn't who he thought it was, unfortunately It was who he thought it was-namely Buzz Tannen the local bully. Unlike usual however, the trio of bullies that were his friends and who served as his posse were not there, only large kid who Marty didn't recognize was following Buzz around.
"Hey Buzz" Marty said with a sigh-Whack! Suddenly Marty's skull was filled with pain as Buzz reached over and punched him lightly in the side of the head. "Hey loser, I told you I was gonna get you back for making me look like a fool this summer-and that time has come!"
Marty rolled his eyes as he remembered what had transpired, he couldn't believe Buzz was blaming him, but on the other hand he wasn't too surprised, Buzz would had blamed someone else if he'd failed his math test too.
The big kid stood forth, reached into the large bag he had been carrying, and pulled out something that made Marty gasp in shock-the kid had brought BB rifle to the rec.-center!
"Are you crazy?" Marty asked, "It's against the rules to bring a gun here!"
Buzz only grinned "Hey Elmer," he said turning to the bigger boy "Tell him what you're doing"
"I'm hunting newdy little McFly's who's fiwst name is mawty " came the simple reply.
Marty hid a grin as a plan immediately came to mind.
"Okay, you got me dead to rights, man" he said shrugging.
"Would you like to shoot me now or on my way home?" he asked turning to Elmer.
"Shoot him now! Shoot him now!" Buzz shrieked excitedly
Marty glared at Buzz "You keep outta this!" he snapped "He doesn't have to shoot you now!"
Buzz glared right back.
"He does so have to shoot me now!" he roared
He turned to Elmer and snapped "I demand that you shoot me now!"
Elmer blinked confusedly then shrugged his shoulders, and pulled the trigger—BANG!
Buzz stumbled back then fell to the ground as the small steel bead smacked him right between the eyes!
Buzz groaned and got to his feet rubbing the spot he'd been shot.
He shook his head and glared at Marty "Let's try that again wise guy!" he muttered
Marty shrugged.
Buzz grinned "Shoot him now, shoot him now" he said in a calm voice
"You keep outta this" Marty said just as calmly "He doesn't have to shoot you now"
"Ha!" Buzz yelled poking Marty in the chest "I figured it out, it was pronoun trouble." He said grinning at Marty "Boy are you Mcfly's ever dumb!" he laughed.
"It's not "he doesn't have to shoot you now", it's "he doesn't have to shoot me now"—well I say he does have to shoot me now!"
He turned to Elmer
"So shoot me!"
BANG!
Buzz went down a second time as the second pellet smashed into the exact same spot the last one had.
Buzz groaned and struggled to his feet again, stomped angrily over to Marty and opened his mouth to yell at him
"Ye-es?" Marty asked smirking.
Buzz clapped his mouth shut and shook his head 'No you don't, Mcfly" he said "not this time—sorry"
He walked over to Elmer and then turned to Marty "This time we'll try it from the other end" he said.
Marty only shrugged.
"Look" he said turning back to Elmer "You're a bully, right?"
"Wight" Elmer said nodding
"And as a bully you beat up nerds like Mcfly, right?" Buzz asked
"Wight" Elmer said
Marty leaned over "And if he was me, what would you do?"
Buzz's face twisted into one of anger "Yeah, you think your so smart," he snapped "If I was him what (WOULD) you do?"
"Well I'd---BANG!"
The sound of the gun going off, drowned out the rest of Elmer's sentence as Buzz yet again went hurtling to the ground as a third BB hit him right between the eyes yet again.
Buzz growled and stumbled to his feet just in time to see Marty run inside the building.
"He's getting away!" he shouted pointing at the closing door "Let's get him!"
The two bullies took off after him and barged through the doors and into the building just in time to see Marty duck into a room.
"There he is!" Buzz grumbled as both boys stormed into the room after him.
They slowly walked into the room and Buzz immediately realized it was the theater "He's trapped" he muttered to Elmer "The only way outta here is through us—he's as good as dead!"
Buzz and Elmer began checking each row and working their way down to the front, suddenly the curtains on the stage parted and a beautiful girl walked out onto the stage.
Elmer dropped his gun and sucked in his breath. She was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen.
"H-hi," he said walking up onto the stage and forgetting entirely about Marty.
"My name is Elmew—what's youws?"
The girl smiled as she put down the tray of pinecones she was holding down on a nearby chair
"My name's Suzie Perkis" she said.
The two looked at each other "Y-your kinda cute" she said blushing.
"Y-you t-too" Elmer replied smiling.
"W-what wewe you doing?" he asked
"Oh, I was just getting ready to put on a play for the little kids" said Suzie "It was about a baby pine tree and his first day of school"
"S-sounds c-cool" Elmer said
"Uh-I might sound like a total dork, but-well that is—would you like to go on a date sometime?" Suzie asked blushing even more.
"I'd love to!" Elmer said love struck—she had such beautiful eyes
"Don't be fooled!" Buzz finally screamed. He'd been watching this whole thing in growing exasperation.
"That's no girl—It's that creep Mcfly-and I'll prove it!" and with that he reached out and yanked on Suzie's long hair.
Suzie screamed in pain, then turned to Buzz and rapidly kicked him in the crotch and followed it up with a right hook that sent him falling into the orchestra pit.
"Jerk" she snapped.
Then she turned and held out her arm "I was just about to go to "The Milkshake Bear"—want to go?"
"Suwe" Elmer replied "As long as I tweat"
"That's so sweet" Suzie replied
And with that Suzie grabbed the tray of pinecones off the table and the two walked off the stage and began to walk up the aisle.
Buzz limped out of the orchestra pit and cast a dirty look at the retreating backs of the happy couple-and blinked in shock when Marty ducked out from the row, Elmer and Suzie had just passed and stuck out his tongue.
Growling in anger Buzz ran at Marty and jumped at him at the last second—but it was too late and Marty ducked back in between the row, causing Buzz to slam into Elmer and Suzie and knock them to the floor.
'Why you---"Suzie fumed as she got to her feet, and grabbed the front of Buzz's jacket. Before Buzz knew what was happening she had yanked him to his feet and delivered seven more swift and much more painful kicks to his crotch, and then bending him forward she reached down and yanked the back of his underwear up and over the top of his head giving him an Atomic wedgie, before throwing him to the ground where Elmer angrily kicked him in the gut.
"You know what?" he snapped "Scwew you!"
"But-"Buzz began
Suzie grabbed one of the large pinecones and jammed it in his mouth
"Speaking of butts, can you guess where these other three pine cones are going to go if you do anything else-just one little thing?"
Buzz gulped in fear and Suzie nodded "exactly—and don't try me, cause I will do it" she said before kicking him in the crotch two more times for good measure.
Buzz lay on the floor in pain hardly able to speak.
Suzie gathered the rest of the pinecones and put them on the tray and she and Elmer began to walk toward the doors again.
Marty however had other ideas. While the two lovebirds had been beating the crap out of Buzz He had snuck down the aisles and retrieved the gun then snuck back to the row he'd been hiding in-then just as Suzie and Elmer were pushing the doors open he fired!
BANG! BANG!
The first shot hit Suzie in her mini-skirt-clad rear, and the second shot hit Elmer in the back of the head causing them both to yelp in pain.
Quick as he could Marty turned and tossed the rifle to a stunned Buzz before ducking back into the row.
Thus when Suzie and Elmer turned around and saw Buzz holding the gun they came to only one conclusion.
"I warned you!" Suzie snarled storming back down the aisle "Now your gonna have a pain in the butt-literally!"
Elmer was close behind, "Let's see how you like a BB gun shot up your butt!" he raged.
Meanwhile Marty had crawled slowly and carefully under each row, like he was a soldier in training camp who was crawling under barbed wire.
A few seconds later he's successfully made it to doors, and as quietly as he could he slipped through the double doors, grabbed his stuff and sped away from the rec.-center and ran home.
Just as he was about to open the door he heard a loud
"Aaaaaauuuuurrrrrrggggghhhhhhhh!"
The horrifying sound echoed throughout the whole valley and it ended up becoming the talk of the town-—so much so that it ended up becoming one of Hill Valley's biggest urban legends. Everybody in Hill Valley had his or her own opinion on what had made the terrible sound.
But (no pun intended) only four of them actually knew the real reason.
