I have decided to start a new fic! Everyone loves new fics, yeah, yeah? ::nods:: 'Specially if they're Mary-Sue parodies, yeah, yeah?! So I thought. Got some good feedback from the other one...I've decided to lengthen this one a bit, what do you think? Remember to read fics by Estelijah Greenwood (co-written with Orlijah Bloomwood), or I'll kill you. Really. My badger knows kenjutsu. If this story isn't enough to render you brutally retarded, my toenails will. How I despise them so.

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"Ouch! Someone help me!" cried out a voice. A few yards away, Legolas Greenleaf's ears pricked up. He instinctively ran to the source of the voice, completely oblivious to what was to come.

"Please, help me! I seem to have...fallen, and twisted my ankle," pleaded a young woman, her face contorted in pain. Legolas instantaneously fell in love as soon as he laid eyes on her face, and gently lifted the maiden. No longer wincing, she smiled a smile that made Legolas almost buckle. She flicked her raven-dark hair and closed her eyes, that content little grin still playing across her face.

"I'll take you home with me! Father would LOVE to see you! And there, I can patch you up myself," said Legolas, COMPLETELY trusting of this total stranger.

"That would be so WONDERFUL. I'd LOVE to be at the mercy of those strong, manly hands of yours..." She said, stroking one of his hands with her own. Legolas gulped and nodded speechlessly. Her wondrous aura, coupled with her unfathomable beauty had left him astounded. He simply stared at her in awe. She gazed steadily back at him with her luminous blue eyes.

"What is your name?" he managed to sputter out.

"My name? Why, it's Mary Sue, of course!"

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Bloody short. Which is good for you, I would imagine. I know that the story sounds like an unintentional Mary Sue story right now, but it will get better. Yup. Er...Review for sanity's sake, for it hast forsaken thee.