Jet Set Radio - 5 Years Later: Deus Ex Machina
Chapter 2
By Jason Winter
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-Kiesatsu HQ-
*BRRRRRIIINNNG*
"Hello?"
"Yes, I'd like to report some vandals... This is from the Gekijomae district in Benten-cho."
"Okay, thank you. Buh-bye."
*BRRRIIIIIINNNNG*
"Yes?"
"Hi, I'm from Kogane-cho, and I'd like to report some reckless kids on inline skates...."
"Thanks. Bye."
*BRRRIIINNNG*
"Yeah?"
"I'd like to report..."
"Vandals on inline skates, and you're from Shibuya-cho?"
"Yes, that's right, how did you kno--"
*CLICK*
The dispatch woman turned around, and sent out the message.
"We've got Rudies, I repeat, we have Rudies causing trouble in the 3 districts... Send all Mook units..." she said.
She got a new call from a cellphone, and picked it up.
"Hello?"
"So they're messing around again, are they?"
"Yes, Captain."
"Tell the Shibuya units I'm on my way."
"Yes, Captain. Attention, all Shibuya units, the Captain is on his way. I repeat, Captain Syco is on his way."
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-Kogane-cho Res. District-
"...3 districts... Send all Mook units..." the radio crackled.
"Crap, it's the cops." Yo-yo said.
"Forget the cops, you're going down, Anthromorphers." Rabies said, giving a thumbs-down.
"Get 'em." Anthrax sneered.
"Bring it on, boys!" Canis yelled, whipping out his spraycan, and dashing at the green and teal clad rudies.
"Canis, wait!" Lobo yelled, but it was too late, as Flu shot out a can of nerve gas.
"Aw, craaap... cough..." Canis groaned, as Flu lept upon him and began to spray him...
1...
2...
3...
4...
That's when Yo-yo smashed into Flu, knocking her backwards, and open for a tagging...
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8... onto Flu, until she kicked him in the gut and knocked him backwards.
"Hey, no one does that to my Yo-yo, you BITCH!" Vix said, taking as swing, only to get tagged 3 times by Anthrax before Lobo knocked him away.
Rabies roared, smashing into Slate, but Slate flipped him over and tagged him 6 times!
Suddenly, there was the familiar sound of serens, the clomping of Mook Patrol boots, and the barking of police dogs.
"Crap, let's bail!" Anthrax snarled, after being punched by Lobo, and suddenly, hit all 5 of them with shock gas, and then, the 3 Disease Patrollers disappeared in a cloud of green, pungeant smoke.
"HUP HUP HUP HUP!"
"WOOF-WOOF!"
The Anthromorphers quickly made their getaway, dashing through the manhole, and to their hideout on the docks.
"Damn!" came the echoing yells of the police.
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-Gekijomae Backalleys, Benten-cho-
"Lets show ye olde metalfaces ye olde shutdown crunch!" Charla commanded, and suddenly, the radio signal came...
"Send all Mook units."
"Another time?" Gum said...
"We'll smite thee before the autorities arrive!" Arthur yelled, dashing at the girls.
"Looks like that's a 'no'." Marie said, grinding a rail and soaring over Merlin, and spraying a tag onto his back as he swung aroud, but she ducked under his fist and quickly ran through the opening, but not without Lancelot tagging her back. But this gave Charla an opening to tag Arthur twice.
"Nice move, milady, but that will be your last!" he cried, and swung his gloved fist at Charla, knocking her into Tia. Merlin took this chance to leap and get ready to tag the girls, but an officer trackled him.
"Get off me, ya prat!" he snarled, tossing the officer off his shoulder.
"Until next time, ladies." Arthur said, and he and his buddies wrapped their capes around themselves and disappeared into the darkness.
"Let's beat it, too." Charla said, and they kicked up their sparkly smokey getaway illusion trick.
"Where'd those kids go?!" asked a SWAT officer.
"Whatever, let's get outta here." said the officer who had tried to get Merlin.
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-Park Street Overhead Lot, Shibuya-cho-
"YYYAAAHHH!!!!" the Skull Roses cried out, dashing at the GGs, cans ready.
"One... Two... NOW!" Beat yelled, and dashlept over the heads of the 3 girls, and started spraying like mad.
But the 3 flipped around, smacking the GGs, and tagging the front of their shirts.
Zrex quickly backskated, rode the wall and tagged Sora.
Piranha took that little distraction, and knocked into Rika, and Garam tagged her.
"You stupid bugeyed FREAK!" Rika snorted, and made a mad dash out of the way, but was left open to Tab, who gave her 2 new tags... That made FIVE! Hikari was already hit with 3, and Sora had 7!
Suddenly, there came a shot. Luckily, the rubber bullet riccocheted off of Garam's skate wheel.
"That's enough shennanigans, children." came a calm, collected voice.
"Crap, it's Syco..." Tab said.
They were faced with a tall, thin and pale shadow of a man, about Slate's height. He had dull thin grey hair, and small, beady eyes. He wore a blue trenchcoat, tan pants, and shiny shoes. In his hand was a Luger, which could be filled with either rubber or normal bullets. His face showed almost no emotion to it.
"It would be best to just surrender yourselves." the Captain said "You'll be fine if you cooperate."
"Hmm, should we or shouldn't we?" Beat said.
"NAH!" the GGs said, knocking into Syco and several of the officers and dashing down the elephant slide while the Skull Roses made their getaway.
Syco's face became twisted with rage, and now his calm voice was a high pitched roar "GET THOSE DAMN KIDS! SHOW NO MERCY!!!", and he began firing rubber bullets at the escaping GGs, while police cycles rushed down the street after them "PUT UP A ROADBLOCK, YOU DOLTS! MAKE SURE THEY DON'T GET AWAAAAYYY!"
"Yes, sir!" an officer said, and gave the radio signal for the Kiesatsu to block the Center Square of Shibuya.
The GGs headed for that area, and suddenly stopped, noticing that the cops were blocking their getaway... They could run for the channel, but the cops were coming towards them.
"Finally, those kids are mine, all mine, hahaha..." Syco said, a wicked smirk on his pasty face "Where Onishima failed, I will triumph in cleaning up this city. After the brats, Jet Set Radio is NEXT. HeheheHEEE!"
"Only one thing to do..." Beat said...
"Plan Beeline?" Piranha said.
"Yes."
"Okay, leaderman, we're with you." Garam said.
"Let's carry out Plan Beeline." Beat said, his face determined under those goggles of his.
The cops were getting closer, and they were just standing there.
"Hup hup hup hup hup hup..."
They stood their ground.
"HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP..."
And then, the cops lept to catch them...
"HAH!"
But that's when the GGs lept into the air, sending the cops crashing into each other! They quickly dashed through the barracade just before it snapped shut. They quickly made a mad dash for the abandoned ruins, and to the secret entrance to the garage.
"Sir..." a cop quickly tuned in to Syco's radio "They got away."
Syco gripped onto his radio and crushed it like a piece of paper.
"WONDERFUL." he snarled, throwing the crushed radio on the ground.
"Sir?" asked an officer.
"Shut up and get back in the car, you idiot."
"Yes, sir."
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GGs Garage
"We almost got ourselves captured." Tab said.
"What a close call." Piranha said "We woulda been toast if we hadn't used Plan Beeline."
"If it weren't for the cops, we woulda had the Skull Roses packing out of Shibuya." Garam said "We almost had them!"
"It's a tough life." Beat said "Same thing with the old war 5 years ago... The Love Shockers nearly became the end of the GGs, but we got rid of them. We'll get them sooner or later..."
"Yeah, but then the Rhinos came along." Tab said "And those dudes nearly cost us our lives."
"Who wants ramen?" Zrex asked "Anyone?"
"Again?!" The other 4 groaned.
"I guess it'll just be me today then." Zrex said, off to make some.
"What's with him?" PIranha said "Every time we talk about the Rhinos, Zrex brings up ramen or dumdum pops..."
"Maybe the Rhinos did something to him..." Tab said "We know almost nothing about that dude. He just popped up a month and a half ago, challenenged us, and we accomplished the challenges and he joins. Think we'll ever know?"
"If he wants to spill, he will in his own time." Beat said "Besides, I AM kinda hungry."
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Next Up: Zrex V: The Arrival Flashback
Chapter 2
By Jason Winter
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-Kiesatsu HQ-
*BRRRRRIIINNNG*
"Hello?"
"Yes, I'd like to report some vandals... This is from the Gekijomae district in Benten-cho."
"Okay, thank you. Buh-bye."
*BRRRIIIIIINNNNG*
"Yes?"
"Hi, I'm from Kogane-cho, and I'd like to report some reckless kids on inline skates...."
"Thanks. Bye."
*BRRRIIINNNG*
"Yeah?"
"I'd like to report..."
"Vandals on inline skates, and you're from Shibuya-cho?"
"Yes, that's right, how did you kno--"
*CLICK*
The dispatch woman turned around, and sent out the message.
"We've got Rudies, I repeat, we have Rudies causing trouble in the 3 districts... Send all Mook units..." she said.
She got a new call from a cellphone, and picked it up.
"Hello?"
"So they're messing around again, are they?"
"Yes, Captain."
"Tell the Shibuya units I'm on my way."
"Yes, Captain. Attention, all Shibuya units, the Captain is on his way. I repeat, Captain Syco is on his way."
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-Kogane-cho Res. District-
"...3 districts... Send all Mook units..." the radio crackled.
"Crap, it's the cops." Yo-yo said.
"Forget the cops, you're going down, Anthromorphers." Rabies said, giving a thumbs-down.
"Get 'em." Anthrax sneered.
"Bring it on, boys!" Canis yelled, whipping out his spraycan, and dashing at the green and teal clad rudies.
"Canis, wait!" Lobo yelled, but it was too late, as Flu shot out a can of nerve gas.
"Aw, craaap... cough..." Canis groaned, as Flu lept upon him and began to spray him...
1...
2...
3...
4...
That's when Yo-yo smashed into Flu, knocking her backwards, and open for a tagging...
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8... onto Flu, until she kicked him in the gut and knocked him backwards.
"Hey, no one does that to my Yo-yo, you BITCH!" Vix said, taking as swing, only to get tagged 3 times by Anthrax before Lobo knocked him away.
Rabies roared, smashing into Slate, but Slate flipped him over and tagged him 6 times!
Suddenly, there was the familiar sound of serens, the clomping of Mook Patrol boots, and the barking of police dogs.
"Crap, let's bail!" Anthrax snarled, after being punched by Lobo, and suddenly, hit all 5 of them with shock gas, and then, the 3 Disease Patrollers disappeared in a cloud of green, pungeant smoke.
"HUP HUP HUP HUP!"
"WOOF-WOOF!"
The Anthromorphers quickly made their getaway, dashing through the manhole, and to their hideout on the docks.
"Damn!" came the echoing yells of the police.
---------------------------
-Gekijomae Backalleys, Benten-cho-
"Lets show ye olde metalfaces ye olde shutdown crunch!" Charla commanded, and suddenly, the radio signal came...
"Send all Mook units."
"Another time?" Gum said...
"We'll smite thee before the autorities arrive!" Arthur yelled, dashing at the girls.
"Looks like that's a 'no'." Marie said, grinding a rail and soaring over Merlin, and spraying a tag onto his back as he swung aroud, but she ducked under his fist and quickly ran through the opening, but not without Lancelot tagging her back. But this gave Charla an opening to tag Arthur twice.
"Nice move, milady, but that will be your last!" he cried, and swung his gloved fist at Charla, knocking her into Tia. Merlin took this chance to leap and get ready to tag the girls, but an officer trackled him.
"Get off me, ya prat!" he snarled, tossing the officer off his shoulder.
"Until next time, ladies." Arthur said, and he and his buddies wrapped their capes around themselves and disappeared into the darkness.
"Let's beat it, too." Charla said, and they kicked up their sparkly smokey getaway illusion trick.
"Where'd those kids go?!" asked a SWAT officer.
"Whatever, let's get outta here." said the officer who had tried to get Merlin.
---------------------------
-Park Street Overhead Lot, Shibuya-cho-
"YYYAAAHHH!!!!" the Skull Roses cried out, dashing at the GGs, cans ready.
"One... Two... NOW!" Beat yelled, and dashlept over the heads of the 3 girls, and started spraying like mad.
But the 3 flipped around, smacking the GGs, and tagging the front of their shirts.
Zrex quickly backskated, rode the wall and tagged Sora.
Piranha took that little distraction, and knocked into Rika, and Garam tagged her.
"You stupid bugeyed FREAK!" Rika snorted, and made a mad dash out of the way, but was left open to Tab, who gave her 2 new tags... That made FIVE! Hikari was already hit with 3, and Sora had 7!
Suddenly, there came a shot. Luckily, the rubber bullet riccocheted off of Garam's skate wheel.
"That's enough shennanigans, children." came a calm, collected voice.
"Crap, it's Syco..." Tab said.
They were faced with a tall, thin and pale shadow of a man, about Slate's height. He had dull thin grey hair, and small, beady eyes. He wore a blue trenchcoat, tan pants, and shiny shoes. In his hand was a Luger, which could be filled with either rubber or normal bullets. His face showed almost no emotion to it.
"It would be best to just surrender yourselves." the Captain said "You'll be fine if you cooperate."
"Hmm, should we or shouldn't we?" Beat said.
"NAH!" the GGs said, knocking into Syco and several of the officers and dashing down the elephant slide while the Skull Roses made their getaway.
Syco's face became twisted with rage, and now his calm voice was a high pitched roar "GET THOSE DAMN KIDS! SHOW NO MERCY!!!", and he began firing rubber bullets at the escaping GGs, while police cycles rushed down the street after them "PUT UP A ROADBLOCK, YOU DOLTS! MAKE SURE THEY DON'T GET AWAAAAYYY!"
"Yes, sir!" an officer said, and gave the radio signal for the Kiesatsu to block the Center Square of Shibuya.
The GGs headed for that area, and suddenly stopped, noticing that the cops were blocking their getaway... They could run for the channel, but the cops were coming towards them.
"Finally, those kids are mine, all mine, hahaha..." Syco said, a wicked smirk on his pasty face "Where Onishima failed, I will triumph in cleaning up this city. After the brats, Jet Set Radio is NEXT. HeheheHEEE!"
"Only one thing to do..." Beat said...
"Plan Beeline?" Piranha said.
"Yes."
"Okay, leaderman, we're with you." Garam said.
"Let's carry out Plan Beeline." Beat said, his face determined under those goggles of his.
The cops were getting closer, and they were just standing there.
"Hup hup hup hup hup hup..."
They stood their ground.
"HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP..."
And then, the cops lept to catch them...
"HAH!"
But that's when the GGs lept into the air, sending the cops crashing into each other! They quickly dashed through the barracade just before it snapped shut. They quickly made a mad dash for the abandoned ruins, and to the secret entrance to the garage.
"Sir..." a cop quickly tuned in to Syco's radio "They got away."
Syco gripped onto his radio and crushed it like a piece of paper.
"WONDERFUL." he snarled, throwing the crushed radio on the ground.
"Sir?" asked an officer.
"Shut up and get back in the car, you idiot."
"Yes, sir."
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GGs Garage
"We almost got ourselves captured." Tab said.
"What a close call." Piranha said "We woulda been toast if we hadn't used Plan Beeline."
"If it weren't for the cops, we woulda had the Skull Roses packing out of Shibuya." Garam said "We almost had them!"
"It's a tough life." Beat said "Same thing with the old war 5 years ago... The Love Shockers nearly became the end of the GGs, but we got rid of them. We'll get them sooner or later..."
"Yeah, but then the Rhinos came along." Tab said "And those dudes nearly cost us our lives."
"Who wants ramen?" Zrex asked "Anyone?"
"Again?!" The other 4 groaned.
"I guess it'll just be me today then." Zrex said, off to make some.
"What's with him?" PIranha said "Every time we talk about the Rhinos, Zrex brings up ramen or dumdum pops..."
"Maybe the Rhinos did something to him..." Tab said "We know almost nothing about that dude. He just popped up a month and a half ago, challenenged us, and we accomplished the challenges and he joins. Think we'll ever know?"
"If he wants to spill, he will in his own time." Beat said "Besides, I AM kinda hungry."
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Next Up: Zrex V: The Arrival Flashback
