*Author's Note*
SQUEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack. Hello to all of you people who have been forever scarred by my first fanfiction, Torture to Love?, and hello also to all of you mindless idiots-- -I mean, wonderfully smart people---who decided to read my new fanfiction. Anywho.....
It's me, back from the very depths of Hell to torment young children-- -I mean, to enlighten children on subjects that will enable them to burn in Hell---I mean, live a happy life. I really need to stop getting sugar high. Wait---what the Hell did I just say?!
This fanfiction is sort of like that new TV show, I think it's called "For Love or Money" or something like that. Anywho, that's what this fanfiction's gonna be based on, with Inu-Yasha as the guy they're all gonna try to get. I might even try to put some characters from other shows in here. Be prepared for insanity, maybe even more than my previous fanfiction. I'm even thinking of having a few of the Inu-Yasha guys go in drag for the thing. You have been warned.
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*It Starts* Jenny: *dressed up as Ryo-Oki* Dammit, I thought I called everyone here.
Kellsey: *dressed up as the cat from .hack//SIGN* Do you think it has anything to do with me letting Leopard outside?
Jenny: *heard from outside the building* YOU WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
*2 hours later*
Jenny: *marching up and down a line of fifteen people holding a giant mallet*
Kellsey: *following Jenny with a chair*
*The fifteen people stand in a line: Kagome, Kikyo, Yumi, Tasuki, Megumi, Kaoru, Dita, Umi, Yayoi, Shido, Chi, Ryoko, two strangely familiar girls, and Kirika*
Kellsey: *stops in front of a tall person with a long, bluish-white hair and a white kimono* And who are you?
Girl: *in a high nasal voice* My name's---uh---Sessha-Mari.
Jenny: Sessho-Maru, what the Hell are you doing here?
Sessho-Maru: Is it so wrong that I want to show my feminine side every once in a while?!
*silence*
Jenny: Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, next.
Kellsey: *in front of the other strange "girl"* Let me guess. You're Miroka?
Miroku: *holding a fan in front of his face* Why whatever do you mean?
Jenny: *whacks Miroku on the back which causes several porn magazines to fall out of his kimono*
Chi: Wanky! Wanky!
Jenny: Something tells me a normal girl wouldn't be carryin' that around.
Sessho-Maru: *powdering his face* We're here for money.
Kellsey: Tasuki?!
Jenny: Shido?!
Shido: Huh? You mean this isn't the Christmas party?
Tasuki: Damn! Don't tell me we went to the wrong place again!
Kellsey: Fine. We won't tell you.
*the two psychos' boyfriends exit*
Jenny: *marching in front of the thirteen remaining "girls"* Anywho, here's how it goes.
Umi: You mean, this wasn't the Christmas party?
Jenny: I thought we already decided that!
Umi: Oh. *exits followed by Ryoko, Dita, and Yayoi*
Chi: *pointing at Miroku looking through his porn magazines* Wanky! Wanky! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaankyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! *also leaves*
Jenny and Kellsey: *looking at the pathetic bunch of people remaining*
Kellsey: What the Hell. Why do you wanna be on the show?
Kagome: I'm the one who Inu-Yasha loves. *everyone stares* Well, I am!
Jenny: Good enough for us!
Kikyo: I don't know why I'm here.
Jenny and Kellsey: *throw Kikyo plushies at Kikyo*
Kikyo: IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jenny: That's why!!!
Yumi: I'm an E-cup!!!
Jenny and Kellsey: *glance at each other* Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Megumi: I'm here because Kellsey despises my very being.
Kellsey: Right you are!!! *throws a Kikyo plushie at Megumi's head*
Jenny: Ooo!!! Let me try!!! *throws a Kikyo plushie at Megumi*
Kaoru: I want to see a demon.
Sessho-Maru: *giving himself a manicure* What do you call me?!
Kaoru: *whispering to Jenny* A straight demon.
Sessho-Maru: Just because I have a feminine side doesn't mean I'm gay!! *flicks his hair over his shoulder causing everyone to stare* I-I don't have to take this! You're all just jealous because I'm prettier than you!! *runs to his dressing room and the Sailor Moon song is heard playing soon after*
Jenny: How bout you Kirika?
Kirika: Inu-Yasha has a slinky. I like slinkies.
Kellsey: Alrighty then!!! All you girls have to do.....
Jenny: .....is get Inu-Yasha to fall in love with you! The one he falls in love with.....
Kellsey: .....gets the money!!!
Megumi: That finishing each other's sentences is really annoying.
Jenny: Well, we start filming tomorrow!!!
Yumi: I'm an E-cup!!!
*silence*
Jenny: *breaks the silence by throwing a Kikyo plushie at Yumi*
Yumi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT BUUUUUUUUUUUURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagome: Well, we all know who's gonna win.
Kikyo: Yep.
Kagome, Kikyo, Yumi, Megumi, and Kaoru: ME!!!
*a huge cat fight breaks out in the room as Jenny and Kellsey sneak off to Sessho-Maru's dressing room*
J&K: *peek inside the room to see Sessho-Maru watching Sailor Moon in a fetal position sucking his thumb*
Sessho-Maru: *singing to himself as he rocks back and forth* She is the one named Sailor Moon. She is the one named Sailor Moon. She is the one *dun dun* Sailor Moon!!!
Jenny: *closes the door softly* We lose so many good yokai that way.
Kellsey: Too true. Too true.
Jenny: *walks back to the room to find Kirika in a sort of trance*
Kirika: Sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Miroku: *waving a slinky in front of Kirika's face* That's right, Kiri- Chan. Nice slinky. Come to slinky.
Kirika: *pulls out a gun and shoots Miroku, catching the slinky* *grins as she nestles the slinky* Sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Kellsey: Well we'll see you all tomorrow.
*crickets can be heard in the background*
Jenny: In other words.....
Jenny and Kellsey: LEAVE!!!!!
*more silence along with a tumbleweed*
Jenny and Kellsey: *bombard the girls and the already dead Miroku with Kikyo plushies, laughing evilly*
*all of the girls go running except Kirika, still nestling the slinky*
Kirika: Sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
*Jenny and Kellsey go back to Sessho-Maru's dressing room, where the three of them dance to the Sailor Moon song*
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Jenny: Why the Hell are you people still here?!
Kellsey: Now, now, we must be nice to our readers.
Jenny: Oh yeah! My Torture to Love fanfiction got seven reviews so far! Seven!!! *sniffle* I truly am loved.
Kellsey: There, there.
Jenny: It's just so wonderful!!! *starts bawling like crazy*
Kellsey: I know.
Jenny: Anywho, I'm listening to My Will right now. I love this song! I've pretty much memorized it too.
Kellsey: Shall we?
Jenny: Yes.
Weird Announcer Guy: And now for the traditional ryu-hane ending---square- dancing to the Hamtaro song!
*Jenny and Kellsey start square-dancing as Caitlin and Jessica sing the Hamtaro song*
Let's make a wish, oo oo. Make it come true. Sing along with us is all you do! Come on and do your very best, oo oo. Get a hundred on a test. All of your dreams will come true! Come on and sing this secret spell, It's just for you! Think of all the love you'll bring! Hamtaro will know, just what to do. This will be our song, Come on and sing!!!
Jenny, Kellsey, Jessica, and Caitlin: TAAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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SQUEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack. Hello to all of you people who have been forever scarred by my first fanfiction, Torture to Love?, and hello also to all of you mindless idiots-- -I mean, wonderfully smart people---who decided to read my new fanfiction. Anywho.....
It's me, back from the very depths of Hell to torment young children-- -I mean, to enlighten children on subjects that will enable them to burn in Hell---I mean, live a happy life. I really need to stop getting sugar high. Wait---what the Hell did I just say?!
This fanfiction is sort of like that new TV show, I think it's called "For Love or Money" or something like that. Anywho, that's what this fanfiction's gonna be based on, with Inu-Yasha as the guy they're all gonna try to get. I might even try to put some characters from other shows in here. Be prepared for insanity, maybe even more than my previous fanfiction. I'm even thinking of having a few of the Inu-Yasha guys go in drag for the thing. You have been warned.
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*It Starts* Jenny: *dressed up as Ryo-Oki* Dammit, I thought I called everyone here.
Kellsey: *dressed up as the cat from .hack//SIGN* Do you think it has anything to do with me letting Leopard outside?
Jenny: *heard from outside the building* YOU WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
*2 hours later*
Jenny: *marching up and down a line of fifteen people holding a giant mallet*
Kellsey: *following Jenny with a chair*
*The fifteen people stand in a line: Kagome, Kikyo, Yumi, Tasuki, Megumi, Kaoru, Dita, Umi, Yayoi, Shido, Chi, Ryoko, two strangely familiar girls, and Kirika*
Kellsey: *stops in front of a tall person with a long, bluish-white hair and a white kimono* And who are you?
Girl: *in a high nasal voice* My name's---uh---Sessha-Mari.
Jenny: Sessho-Maru, what the Hell are you doing here?
Sessho-Maru: Is it so wrong that I want to show my feminine side every once in a while?!
*silence*
Jenny: Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, next.
Kellsey: *in front of the other strange "girl"* Let me guess. You're Miroka?
Miroku: *holding a fan in front of his face* Why whatever do you mean?
Jenny: *whacks Miroku on the back which causes several porn magazines to fall out of his kimono*
Chi: Wanky! Wanky!
Jenny: Something tells me a normal girl wouldn't be carryin' that around.
Sessho-Maru: *powdering his face* We're here for money.
Kellsey: Tasuki?!
Jenny: Shido?!
Shido: Huh? You mean this isn't the Christmas party?
Tasuki: Damn! Don't tell me we went to the wrong place again!
Kellsey: Fine. We won't tell you.
*the two psychos' boyfriends exit*
Jenny: *marching in front of the thirteen remaining "girls"* Anywho, here's how it goes.
Umi: You mean, this wasn't the Christmas party?
Jenny: I thought we already decided that!
Umi: Oh. *exits followed by Ryoko, Dita, and Yayoi*
Chi: *pointing at Miroku looking through his porn magazines* Wanky! Wanky! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaankyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! *also leaves*
Jenny and Kellsey: *looking at the pathetic bunch of people remaining*
Kellsey: What the Hell. Why do you wanna be on the show?
Kagome: I'm the one who Inu-Yasha loves. *everyone stares* Well, I am!
Jenny: Good enough for us!
Kikyo: I don't know why I'm here.
Jenny and Kellsey: *throw Kikyo plushies at Kikyo*
Kikyo: IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jenny: That's why!!!
Yumi: I'm an E-cup!!!
Jenny and Kellsey: *glance at each other* Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Megumi: I'm here because Kellsey despises my very being.
Kellsey: Right you are!!! *throws a Kikyo plushie at Megumi's head*
Jenny: Ooo!!! Let me try!!! *throws a Kikyo plushie at Megumi*
Kaoru: I want to see a demon.
Sessho-Maru: *giving himself a manicure* What do you call me?!
Kaoru: *whispering to Jenny* A straight demon.
Sessho-Maru: Just because I have a feminine side doesn't mean I'm gay!! *flicks his hair over his shoulder causing everyone to stare* I-I don't have to take this! You're all just jealous because I'm prettier than you!! *runs to his dressing room and the Sailor Moon song is heard playing soon after*
Jenny: How bout you Kirika?
Kirika: Inu-Yasha has a slinky. I like slinkies.
Kellsey: Alrighty then!!! All you girls have to do.....
Jenny: .....is get Inu-Yasha to fall in love with you! The one he falls in love with.....
Kellsey: .....gets the money!!!
Megumi: That finishing each other's sentences is really annoying.
Jenny: Well, we start filming tomorrow!!!
Yumi: I'm an E-cup!!!
*silence*
Jenny: *breaks the silence by throwing a Kikyo plushie at Yumi*
Yumi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT BUUUUUUUUUUUURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagome: Well, we all know who's gonna win.
Kikyo: Yep.
Kagome, Kikyo, Yumi, Megumi, and Kaoru: ME!!!
*a huge cat fight breaks out in the room as Jenny and Kellsey sneak off to Sessho-Maru's dressing room*
J&K: *peek inside the room to see Sessho-Maru watching Sailor Moon in a fetal position sucking his thumb*
Sessho-Maru: *singing to himself as he rocks back and forth* She is the one named Sailor Moon. She is the one named Sailor Moon. She is the one *dun dun* Sailor Moon!!!
Jenny: *closes the door softly* We lose so many good yokai that way.
Kellsey: Too true. Too true.
Jenny: *walks back to the room to find Kirika in a sort of trance*
Kirika: Sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Miroku: *waving a slinky in front of Kirika's face* That's right, Kiri- Chan. Nice slinky. Come to slinky.
Kirika: *pulls out a gun and shoots Miroku, catching the slinky* *grins as she nestles the slinky* Sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Kellsey: Well we'll see you all tomorrow.
*crickets can be heard in the background*
Jenny: In other words.....
Jenny and Kellsey: LEAVE!!!!!
*more silence along with a tumbleweed*
Jenny and Kellsey: *bombard the girls and the already dead Miroku with Kikyo plushies, laughing evilly*
*all of the girls go running except Kirika, still nestling the slinky*
Kirika: Sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
*Jenny and Kellsey go back to Sessho-Maru's dressing room, where the three of them dance to the Sailor Moon song*
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Jenny: Why the Hell are you people still here?!
Kellsey: Now, now, we must be nice to our readers.
Jenny: Oh yeah! My Torture to Love fanfiction got seven reviews so far! Seven!!! *sniffle* I truly am loved.
Kellsey: There, there.
Jenny: It's just so wonderful!!! *starts bawling like crazy*
Kellsey: I know.
Jenny: Anywho, I'm listening to My Will right now. I love this song! I've pretty much memorized it too.
Kellsey: Shall we?
Jenny: Yes.
Weird Announcer Guy: And now for the traditional ryu-hane ending---square- dancing to the Hamtaro song!
*Jenny and Kellsey start square-dancing as Caitlin and Jessica sing the Hamtaro song*
Let's make a wish, oo oo. Make it come true. Sing along with us is all you do! Come on and do your very best, oo oo. Get a hundred on a test. All of your dreams will come true! Come on and sing this secret spell, It's just for you! Think of all the love you'll bring! Hamtaro will know, just what to do. This will be our song, Come on and sing!!!
Jenny, Kellsey, Jessica, and Caitlin: TAAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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