Chapter 3: FINALLY the guests come.

Disclaimer: -__-() I think you know the answer to that. If you don't, HERE IT IS: WE DON'T OWN SHAMAN KING YOU RETARD WHO DOESN'T KNOW THIS!!! Now back to the fan fiction ^_^

Jen: I SWEAR, IN THAT LAST CHAPTER, I WAS ONLY GONNA KISS HORO on THE CHEEK, BUT NOOo, miss "I-WANNA-TORTURE-JEN-BY-USING-HER-OBSESSION-OF-HORO- TO-HUMILIATE-HER-ON-FF.NET" said Quote:" I think that you should make me think that you were dying and Horo was doing CPR on you." And normally, people do CPR lying down, soooo, it turned up to be just that. CURSE YOU STACY!!!!! *sticks up middle finger* oh, wait, I shouldn't do bad stuffs. *puts it back down* ^_^() Note: If I mention Cream Cheese in the Fic (fan fiction), ignore it. I was eating cream cheese when I typed this, so yeah.. Mmm. CREAM CHEESE!!!

Stacy: Haha! =] II HUMILIATED YOU!! MUAHAHAHA!!! I just love torturing you.

Jen: Oh, like your torturing really affects me. like when you choked me at lunch, I was only screaming in a blood curdling manner for like, 20 minutes. Like that was torture.. ^_^ so HA! Back to the Fic:

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We Last see Jen in this expression: O_O()

We shall move on. CREAM CHEESE ROCKS!!!! ^_^() sorry.

Horo opens the door.

HH: WOAH!

Standing at the door was Ren, all sweaty, his hair drenched and his clothing looking rather burnt.

Ren: DAMN THAT FUCKIN TAXI DRIVER!

Jen & S: Huh? *looks out the window to see a car on fire. *

KABOOM! The car exploded.

R: Gah, shit this sucks. *hands present over to Horo*

HH: Thanks.. THE HELL?!

Some burning body flew from the exploded car and through Horo's window and lands in the middle of the living room.

Everyone: O_O

Horo walks close to the body, which has stopped burning, and poked its stomach with his foot.

HH: I think he's dead.

Ren: Wow, you actually think for once.

HH: Shut up!

R: Make me!

Jen: *Sticks a spoon full of cream cheese in Ren's mouth*

R: Aaah. cream cheese. ^_^

HH: Thanks ^_^. Where did you get that cream cheese?

Jen: I dunno, but always trust "Philadelphia" Cream Cheese!

S: What's gonna happen to that dead body? *points to body*

The body somehow disappears like magic!

Everyone: O_O

Ding dong! Everyone Finally comes, ABOUT TIME!

Everyone comes with handful of presents.

Yoh: Hi Horo Horo! Ignore Manta here, he just can't stop twitching!

SB: o_O *twitch twitch*

HH: Hi Manta!

SB: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! *twitch twitch*

HH: O_O ok.

Chocolove walks in

Chocolove: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

HH: HAHAHAHA.... what the hell am I laughing about again?

CL: Here's you present, *hee hee*

J: O_O;;

Lyserg: hi.

S: Is that everyone?

HH: Where's Hao?

Rabid Hao Fangirls: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

DUM Dum dum.

*somewhere in background, in a booming voice* FEAR NOT, I AM HERE!!!

Hao somehow floats down on some large cloud with Opacho (tee hee, Opacho is so CUTE!) at his side.

Hao Fangirls: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *starts drooling, unfortunately. O_O I think the ocean over there turned from low tide to high tide with all that drooling. poor fish. AND THE WHALES! (sorry for that overly long movements thingymerabobbermathing.)*

R: Kisama.

Jen: *thinks for a moment* What is a starfish?

R: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Jen: Is it like, a fish shaped like a star? But stars live up in the sky, then what? Is the sky falling then? OH NO! THE SKY IS FALLING! SAVE ME, PLEASE!!!!

Everyone else: o_O ok.

Jen: HUH? WHA? Oh, sorry, I just zoned out for a minute. What just happened? (I got that starfish thing from my friend *cough*darkangel237*cough*)

S: @_@;;

======================================= Jen: Sorry the chapter was friggin shorter than before, I got more interested with the "Philadelphia Cream cheese"than the Fic. R&R, and that psycho taxi driver, wanna know who that was? Guess. Believe me, this chapter sucked.

Stacy: *cough*Darkangel237*cough*

WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT? ANYONE GOOD AT CLIFFHANGERS? FIND OUT NEXT AT: Horo Horo's Bday PARTY! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *runs around in circles*

Stacy: T_T()