*Author's Note*
Hello. My name is Bob, and I am a Bobbin from the planet Bob.
Now that that's outta my system.
Well, here we go. Second chapter. Yep. Heh. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....................Shido ..............*makes kissy face and is immediately hit with a book* Dammit Kellsey! Just for that I'll say Tasuki next time! Where were we? Ah yes.
Most of you probably weren't surprised about Fluffy going in drag, but personally, the thought of Miroku going disguised as a girl is just frightening. Anyone who read my little thing with Miroku in one of Kagome's school uniforms knows what I mean. Um, I think I should just start the chapter.
Oh yeah. Don't worry, Miroku's still alive. (DON'T WORRY?!) I think I'm going to have Kirika kill him at least once a chapter. : ) **************************************************************************** ************************************

Jenny: *dressed up as Mog* Everyone know what to do?

Kaoru: Ooo. Pom-pom.

*the six girls and two guys in drag surround the girl to touch the pom-pom*

Kellsey: *dressed up as Shiina* Um, I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Jenny: HANDS OFF THE POM-POM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone but Kellsey: *still touching the pom-pom*

Jenny: *starts growling loudly* DAMMIT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'VE GOT A JAKEN PLUSHIE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*everyone keeps on touching the pom-pom as Kellsey runs for cover*

*a loud farting noise is heard as Jenny throws the Jaken plushie at Kikyo (She deserves it most)*

Rin: *blushing* Rin is sorry again.

Sessho-Maru: Rin! I told you no more bean burritos after what happened at the psychiatrists' office.

Rin: But Rin didn't have a bean burrito.

Sessho-Maru: What did you have then?

Rin: Rin had a Super-Duper-Mega-Ultra-Kill-Everyone-With-Just-One-Fart- Burrito.

Jenny: *straightening her pom-pom* Well, we need to start filming.

Yumi: I'm an E-Cup!

Kellsey: So wrong.

Jenny: So very wrong.

Jenny and Kellsey: *both throw Kikyo plushies at Yumi*

Kagome: Bring in the hanyou!!!

Sessho-Maru: *running around frantically* Does my hair look okay? Does my hair look okay?

Miroku: *holding up another hentai magazine* Yeah. It looks fine.

Jenny: *looking at Miroku's chest* Your tits are crooked.

Miroku: *straightens out stuffing*

Alicia and Rose: *laughing their asses off in a corner of the room*

Kikyo: Not them again.

Alicia: *holds up a Kikyo plushie with a strand of black hair tied around it*

Kikyo: You - you wouldn't.

Alicia: Rose.

Rose: Alicia. *lights a match under the Kikyo plushie*

Kikyo: *feels her ass starting to get warm*

Kellsey: *holds a lighter under the Kikyo plushie*

Kikyo: *starts beating her ass to put the fire out*

Jenny: *grinning VERY evilly* *holds a flaming torch under the Kikyo plushie, which is engulfed by flames*

*a flaming Kikyo runs around the room screaming bloody murder*

Jenny: *tears welling in her eyes* Such a lovely sight.

Kellsey: *also crying* Yea, verily.

Jenny: Okay! Bring in the hanyou!!!

* a tree with a sleeping Inu-Yasha appears in the middle of the room*

*the eight people climb in the tree while Kagome wakes up Inu-Yasha*

Kellsey: What do we do now?

Jenny: Sit and watch.

Alicia: Kikyo plushie? I also have Koga, Yayoi, and Megumi. Not to mention a complimentary hair with each plushie.

Jenny and Kellsey: *grin evilly*

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Jenny: Before we continue this fanfiction, I've got something to say!!!

Kellsey: Go ahead.

Jenny: I stayed up until 11:30 last night to watch .hack//SIGN, and it was a recap episode!!! A damned recap episode!!!!! Why? WHY?! *bursts into tears*

Kellsey: Now to continue the chapter.

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Jenny, Kellsey, Rose, and Alicia: *eating popcorn while torturing their voodoo dolls/anime plushies*

Inu-Yasha: Ramen...ramen...I love ramen.

Kagome: Inu-Chan.

Inu-Yasha: *still half asleep* Huh?

Kagome: Sit.

Inu-Yasha: *goes crashing to the ground*

Kaoru: So this is what a demon looks like.

Yumi: *grinning broadly* I'm an Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-cup!

Inu-Yasha: Wow.

Kagome: SIT BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kirika: *staring at Inu-Yasha*

Inu-Yasha: Wha-what?

Kirika: *getting REALLY close to Inu-Yasha*

Inu-Yasha: Uh, uh.

Kirika: Slinky.

Inu-Yasha: Pi?

Kirika: *WAAAAAY up in his face* Sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinky

Inu-Yasha: Slinky? Is that your name?

Kirika: Slinky! *throws her arms around Inu-Yasha as Kagome's eyes pop out*

Yumi: But I'm an E-Cup!!!!!

Jenny, Kellsey, Rose, and Alicia: *chewing popcorn and sticking pins in various anime plushies as they watch the insanity*

Inu-Yasha: *looks up at Kaoru* Who's the raccoon?

Kaoru: RACCOON?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

*Kaoru is trying to beat the shit out of Inu-Yasha with a bamboo sword as Kagome starts screaming "SIT!!!" at the top of her lungs and Kirika and Yumi start nuzzling Inu-Chan while he is slammed even further into the ground and Megumi is off in a corner doing that really annoying laugh that she does. Kikyo is still trying to get the stench of the Jaken plushie out of her kimono and Miroku is fanning his face while Sessho-Maru fixes his hair*

Jenny: Nothing like the sight of mass chaos to put your heart at ease.

Kellsey, Rose, and Alicia: Yeah.

Yumi: I'm an E-cup Inu-Chan! *takes Inu-Yasha's hand and sticks it in her shirt* See?

Inu-Yasha: *his face turning bright red* Y-Yeah. I s-see.

Kagome: *holding a giant machine gun with flames in the background* Merry Christmas everyone.

Kaoru: But it's not Christmas Kagome-Chan.

Kagome: *with a VERY evil gleam in her eye* Merry Christmas to all --- NOW YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts firing the machine gun with a maniacal laugh to go with it*

Inu-Yasha: NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANY MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jenny: I know!!! Isn't it wonderful?!

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Jenny: So, Inu-Yasha. You survived your first day. How does it feel.

Inu-Yasha: E-cup, E-cup, Yumi-Chan's an E-cup. Whee hee hoo.

Kellsey: So then your gonna go with Yumi?

Inu-Yasha: Fwee hee hoo. Yumi-Chan's an E-cup.

Miroku: Hey! Just cuz Yumi's got twice - no - three times the bust size of Kagome doesn't mean that she's better than the rest of us! *murmurs to himself* Then again, she could probably bear a fine son.

Inu-Yasha: MIROKU?!?!?!?!

Miroku: *quickly covers his face with his fan and starts speaking in a nasal voice* Miroku? You mean that handsome monk? He just left. Why, it would be an honor to bear his son.

Inu-Yasha: YOU ROTTEN BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

********************A WARNING TO READERS********************

THE FOLLOWING SCENE WAS FAR TOO GRUESOME TO BE PORTRAYED IN MERE WORDS, AND
SO INSTEAD WE PROVIDE YOU WITH THE FOLLOWING EDUCATIONAL PROGRAM.

Man in a carrot suit: Veggies are you're pals! Veggies are you're pals! Hi ho the dairy-o, veggies are you're pals.

Little kid: *attacks the giant carrot man*

Guy in carrot suit: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*******************AND NOW BACK TO THE INSANITY********************

Miroku: Slinky, slinky.....

Inu-Yasha: Why the Hell didn't you tell me that Miroku was in drag?!?!?!

Jenny: Must've slipped our minds.

Inu-Yasha: So what are all these girls doing here anyway?

Jenny and Kellsey: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........

Kirika: *jumps on Inu-Yasha's back* Slinky!!!

Inu-Yasha: Damn, you're heavier than you look.

Kirika: *eyes wide* Slinky?

Inu-Yasha: Huh?

Kirika: *growling quietly* Slinky...

Inu-Yasha: Ki-Kiri-Chan?

Miroku: *hiding behind a curtain* You are getting slinky. Very very slinky.

Kirika: *viciously attacks Miroku and screaming is soon heard from behind the curtain*

Miroku: Eezy squeezy---oh screw it.

Inu-Yasha: Uh Miroku? Are you okay?

Miroku: *lifts up his bloody face* Oh yeah, I'm perfectly fine*

Kirika: *throws a Kikyo plushie at Miroku*

Miroku: Nighty night Mommy. *drops dead*

Jenny: That's all for today!

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Jenny: I need my cappuccino.

Kellsey: Kodoku! Kodoku!!!

Jenny: *shoots Kellsey*

Kodoku: Why me?!?!?!

Inu-Yasha: So who the Hell is he?

Jenny: This is Kodoku-Chan, my manga character!

Kellsey: Kodoku-Chan!!!

Jenny: *whacks Kellsey with Lunato Mercury* Whom Kellsey has a huge crush on.

Kellsey: *blood dripping down her forehead* Kodoku-Chan.

Jenny: Anyway, from now on we'll be eliminating one contestant a chapter until we're down to the final three. I hope I can manage!