Chapter 6: BAKA!!!
Disclaimer: .. huh? What disclaimer? THERE'S A DISCLAIMER?!?! IT DIDN'T SAY THAT ON MY CONTRACT!!!
Director person: That's because you never even READ the contract
Actor: Oh. FINE! JEN & STACY DO NOT OWN SHAMAN KING!
Jen: Damn, right we don't! If I did, I would be so fuckin rich, that I'd be living in a mansion with a whole room full of Horo Horo pics on it instead of living in this hell hole I currently reside in.
S: He said "Jen & STACY" ! I GET 50% OF THE MONEY TOO!!!
Jen: BUT WE DON'T EVEN GET MONEY, DUMBASS!
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WE SHALL MOVE ON, BECAUSE I SAY SO! NOW MOVE ON!
*silence*
.. FINE! BE THAT WAY! I HATED YOU ANYWAY! HMPH! *pouts*
Meanwhile, with Stacy:
S: hehehe, perfect time to go on a computer and print out pictures of Jen and Horo kissing.. *walks into house* WHAT THE FUCKIN HELL?!
Random Person: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!
S: It depends, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!
RP: THIS IS 25a!!!
S: oh. I thought this was 25b.. sorry.. hehehe.. *slowly sneaks to next door and runs to the computer*
Stacy's Sis, Stella: OOOH! JEN KISSED HORO HORO! JEN AND HORO HORO, SITTIN IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, FIRST COMES LOVE, THEN COMES MARRIAGE, THEN COMES BABY- .. I don't want to think about that now.. *leaves room with disturbed look on face*
S: ^_^ THANK GOD SHE'S GONE!!! Huh? I have other pictures too? Ah well, I guess I'll print them out too.. *leaves house and runs back to Horo Horo's House*
MEANWHILE, WHILE STACY WAS PRINTING OUT PICTURES:
Pilica: I'M BACK!!! AND I FOUND SOMEONE SANE!!!
HH: *thinks* _ shit..
Pilica runs in, bringing along a Hobo with her: HE'S SANE!!!
R: WTF?! HE'S A HOBO, NOT SANE!!! *gets bored so walks into kitchen*
Hobo: *acts all sane*
HH: He is sane.. ok, make him go away.
Hobo: WHA?! I WANNA STAY H- *gets dragged away by bodyguards*
HH: I had bodyguards?
J: No, I do.
HH: Oh. Now what?
Hao suddenly comes in.. without his clothes again.. not even with boxers, but he DID find something to cover his legs.. A SKIRT!
SB: *twitch* H-H-Hao?!
Opacho: HAO-SAMA! NO! YOU'VE GONE GAY! NO!
H: WTF?! THIS WAS THE ONLY THING I COULD FIND! *zipper sound FX (effects)* OOH! I HAVE MY BOXERS BACK ON.. I like this skirt.
HH: o_O
R: *runs to Horo Horo* WHERE'S THE MILK?!?!?!
P: We don't have milk..
R: WHAT?! *attempts to choke Pilica, but then gets voices In his head, of Jun saying "Be nice to your friends ~_^"*
J: *whispers to self* what's a party without some embarrassing games? Crap.
Hao hears Jen: LET'S PLAY SPIN THE BOTTLE!!!
HH: NO!
Hao: *fire in eyes* NOW!!!
HH: Ok, ok.
Everyone gathers around.
Pilica goes first and hits Ren: OH! REN! *attempts to kiss Ren, but misses about an inch* Ow.
Yoh Was next: MANTA?!
SB: NOOO! *twitches abnormally*
Y: never mind..
In was Hao's Turn Next: YES!
Everyone else: but you landed at the window.. *look out window to see crazed Hao fangirls out the window*
Hao: C'MERE!!! *runs outta the house*
Jen: ok.. now it's my turn *grabs bottle*
Suddenly, Stacy runs into the house: What are we playing?
Jen: "Spin the Bottle". It's my turn.
S: *thinks* Now's the time. If this lands on Horo Horo, VICTORY!
Jen spins, and Lands on Horo Horo. Jen blushes a Bit.
S: WAIT! THEY ALREADY HAD THEIR TURN! *shows picture*
Everyone: AAAWWWWW..
S: "AAAWWWWW"?! CAN'T YOU SEE THIS I- *looks at picture* oh.
Stacy had been holding up a picture of the cutest puppy in the world.
S: *takes out Picture of Horo Horo and Jen Kissing*
Jen and Horo Horo blush a lot.. ====================================
Jen:Well, I'm Bored, so I'm gonna do Chapter 7 now. BYE!!!!
Stacy: [is now at a birthday party. Leave a message and I will kill- I mean, CALL you]
Disclaimer: .. huh? What disclaimer? THERE'S A DISCLAIMER?!?! IT DIDN'T SAY THAT ON MY CONTRACT!!!
Director person: That's because you never even READ the contract
Actor: Oh. FINE! JEN & STACY DO NOT OWN SHAMAN KING!
Jen: Damn, right we don't! If I did, I would be so fuckin rich, that I'd be living in a mansion with a whole room full of Horo Horo pics on it instead of living in this hell hole I currently reside in.
S: He said "Jen & STACY" ! I GET 50% OF THE MONEY TOO!!!
Jen: BUT WE DON'T EVEN GET MONEY, DUMBASS!
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WE SHALL MOVE ON, BECAUSE I SAY SO! NOW MOVE ON!
*silence*
.. FINE! BE THAT WAY! I HATED YOU ANYWAY! HMPH! *pouts*
Meanwhile, with Stacy:
S: hehehe, perfect time to go on a computer and print out pictures of Jen and Horo kissing.. *walks into house* WHAT THE FUCKIN HELL?!
Random Person: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!
S: It depends, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!
RP: THIS IS 25a!!!
S: oh. I thought this was 25b.. sorry.. hehehe.. *slowly sneaks to next door and runs to the computer*
Stacy's Sis, Stella: OOOH! JEN KISSED HORO HORO! JEN AND HORO HORO, SITTIN IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, FIRST COMES LOVE, THEN COMES MARRIAGE, THEN COMES BABY- .. I don't want to think about that now.. *leaves room with disturbed look on face*
S: ^_^ THANK GOD SHE'S GONE!!! Huh? I have other pictures too? Ah well, I guess I'll print them out too.. *leaves house and runs back to Horo Horo's House*
MEANWHILE, WHILE STACY WAS PRINTING OUT PICTURES:
Pilica: I'M BACK!!! AND I FOUND SOMEONE SANE!!!
HH: *thinks* _ shit..
Pilica runs in, bringing along a Hobo with her: HE'S SANE!!!
R: WTF?! HE'S A HOBO, NOT SANE!!! *gets bored so walks into kitchen*
Hobo: *acts all sane*
HH: He is sane.. ok, make him go away.
Hobo: WHA?! I WANNA STAY H- *gets dragged away by bodyguards*
HH: I had bodyguards?
J: No, I do.
HH: Oh. Now what?
Hao suddenly comes in.. without his clothes again.. not even with boxers, but he DID find something to cover his legs.. A SKIRT!
SB: *twitch* H-H-Hao?!
Opacho: HAO-SAMA! NO! YOU'VE GONE GAY! NO!
H: WTF?! THIS WAS THE ONLY THING I COULD FIND! *zipper sound FX (effects)* OOH! I HAVE MY BOXERS BACK ON.. I like this skirt.
HH: o_O
R: *runs to Horo Horo* WHERE'S THE MILK?!?!?!
P: We don't have milk..
R: WHAT?! *attempts to choke Pilica, but then gets voices In his head, of Jun saying "Be nice to your friends ~_^"*
J: *whispers to self* what's a party without some embarrassing games? Crap.
Hao hears Jen: LET'S PLAY SPIN THE BOTTLE!!!
HH: NO!
Hao: *fire in eyes* NOW!!!
HH: Ok, ok.
Everyone gathers around.
Pilica goes first and hits Ren: OH! REN! *attempts to kiss Ren, but misses about an inch* Ow.
Yoh Was next: MANTA?!
SB: NOOO! *twitches abnormally*
Y: never mind..
In was Hao's Turn Next: YES!
Everyone else: but you landed at the window.. *look out window to see crazed Hao fangirls out the window*
Hao: C'MERE!!! *runs outta the house*
Jen: ok.. now it's my turn *grabs bottle*
Suddenly, Stacy runs into the house: What are we playing?
Jen: "Spin the Bottle". It's my turn.
S: *thinks* Now's the time. If this lands on Horo Horo, VICTORY!
Jen spins, and Lands on Horo Horo. Jen blushes a Bit.
S: WAIT! THEY ALREADY HAD THEIR TURN! *shows picture*
Everyone: AAAWWWWW..
S: "AAAWWWWW"?! CAN'T YOU SEE THIS I- *looks at picture* oh.
Stacy had been holding up a picture of the cutest puppy in the world.
S: *takes out Picture of Horo Horo and Jen Kissing*
Jen and Horo Horo blush a lot.. ====================================
Jen:Well, I'm Bored, so I'm gonna do Chapter 7 now. BYE!!!!
Stacy: [is now at a birthday party. Leave a message and I will kill- I mean, CALL you]
