[Wandering aimlessly in Bikini Bottom.]

Hiei- I'm getting angry…

Yuskue- What else is new?

Yukina- So, Kuzuma, you live under a rock?

Kuzuma- Yeah, I fled there after my college years… *Shudders*

Yukina- Oh, poor thing!

Keiko- What a baby…

Yukina- Hm?

Keiko- Uh, nothing!

Yuskue- Maybe it's at Jellyfish fields?

Hiei- That's a good a place as any.

Jinn- No!-Not-me-metallic-four-leaf-clover! *Comes running from a house*

Yuskue- Oh no! He struck again!

Hiei- *Raises eyebrow* Metallic four leaf clover? I always knew you were a freak.

Jinn- It-be-the-source-of-me-power!

Yuskue- Don't worry, overly-freaked-out person, we'll get it back.

Jinn- Oh-thank-goodness-I'm-so-realived-let-me-just-say-thank-you-I-can't-live-without-it-you-really-are-a-wonderful-person,-the-whole-lot-of-you-

Kuzuma- Ah! He speaks to fast, I can't understand him!

Yukina- Um, Jinn?

Jinn- Yeah-lassie?

Yukina- Um… Well… Do you think you could slow down, please?

Keiko- we don't have the time!

Yukina- Oh. Well, bye Jinn!

Jinn- ???

[Jellyfish fields]

Hiei- Disgusting creatures..

Jellyfish- Buzz, buzz..

Hiei- Ick.

Yuskue- FOX THING! FOX THING, YOO-HOO?!

Hiei- Idiot! Do you really think he'll come to your call?

Yuskue- Ohmigosh, you're right, Hiei! I need to use his native call! Mooooooooo!

Hiei- *Slaps his forehead* You moron! That's a cow!

Yuskue- That's what they want you to think.

Kuzuma- Mooooooooo!

Keiko- -.-

Yukina- Um, I think that foxes emit barking sounds.

Kuzuma- Oh! Okay, MEEEOOOWWW!

Yukina- Um… *Sweat drop*

Koenma- *Chuckles*

Hiei- Who-?

Koenma- *Walks over to them* Fools… Do you really think the thief is that stupid?

Hiei- Finally, some one who agrees! I was beginning to think I was the only one sane!

Koenma- *Blink Blink*

Yukina- Please, sir, do you know anything about the thief. In you do, please tell us!

Koenma- And why should I do that?

Yuskue- Because stealing is wrong! We need our shiny things.

Kuzuma- Yeah, what he said!

Koenma- Terribly sorry, but I can't do that.

Hiei- I want my katana! If I don't get it now, heads will roll! Namely yours, plankton boy!

Koenma- Why do you need it so bad?

Hiei- So I can kill Kuzuma and his friend. They're starting to fry my brain cells with their constant stupidity. I long to kill them.

Kurama- *Shrug* That, I'm afraid, is my privilege! That fool has ruined my every attempt to gain access to the formula of the Krabbypatty. *Takes out a death ray, and leaps at Kuzuma and Yuskue.*

Hiei- No! *Jumps infront of idiots and stomps on tiny plankton dude.*

Yuskue- H-Hiei, I-I knew you loved us!

Hiei- *Snarls* I only saved you so that the privilege of killing you would be mine!

Koenma- *Squishes* Blast my inferior stature!

Hiei- *Chuckles* Poor, small fool.

Keiko- Um, boys! I found the shiny things!

Hiei- My katana?!

All- *Run to cave that Keiko is standing infront of*

Yuskue- Hmmm, no sign of the masked fox..

Kurama- I see you've found my stash of shiny things. *Appears behind a pile of shiny things*

Hiei- *Reaches into the pile and pulls out his sword, a demonic grin on his face*

Yuskue- *Edges to the outside of the cave, grinning nervously*

Hiei- Muhahahaha! At Long last!

Yuskue- Hiei, you don't want to do this!

Kuzuma- Yes he does.

Yuskue- Shut up *Steps on Kuzuma's foot*

Kuzuma- OUCH!

Hiei- I'll give you a ten second head start… ONE…

Yuskue, Kuzuma- Ahhhhh! *Runs*

Kurama- 0.o *Watches as Hiei chases idiots around the fields, laphing as though mad*

Yuskue- *Runs faster* Ahhhhh!

Kuzuma- Mozart! *Trips* Ahhhhh! Help me, Yuskue!

Hiei- I have you now, fool! *Leaps onto Kuzuma's back, still laphing insanely.*

Kurama, Yukina, Keiko- o.0 *Sweat drop*

Kurama- Is he… Mentally stable?

Keiko- No. He some how gnawed out of his straight jacket.

Yukina- Oh dear.

Kurama- …….

Hiei- The sweet ecstasy of revenge!

Kurama- Ooookay….

Yukina- *Hides her eyes*

Yuskue- Ah! Kuzuma! Hiei, have you gone mad?!

Hiei- WHAT DO YOU THINK?! I'VE SPENT THE WHOLE DARN DAY WITH YOU!!! MUHAHAHAHA!

Yuskue- Okay, now you're just plain freaking me out, Hiei.

Kuzuma- x.x

Hiei- You're turn to face my steal!

Yuskue- Ahhhhh! *Runs away*

Hiei- *Laphs evilly again and gives chase*

Sorry, but I found that very funny! Now, make a girl happy and review!