It's just a joke, isn't it?
What would Link's adventure would have looked like if he didn't take it for serious?
MissTerry : hey hey! This is my first fanfic that I actually post! Oki, I guess I have to put the disclaimer somewhere around... I do not own Zelda! *tadaa* I wish I would, but I don't ;.; Anyways... enjoy!
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Chapter 1 : Meet Link
In the depths of the Kokiri Forest...
Deku Tree : Ooh, Navi the fairy. I have a quest for thee. You shall fly to the boy without a fairy and bring him back to me.
Navi : Yes I shall.
Deku Tree : But thou must hurry, the curse who was cast on me is raging and I won't... I won't... *falls asleep*
Navi : Deku Tree?
Deku Tree : *snores and starts drooling*[A/N : if a tree can speak, yes it can drool]
Navi : DEKU TREE!
Deku Tree : Ooh Aah?
Navi : It's been the FIFTH time you fall asleep!
Deku Tree : Ohh... five you sayest? What was I saying... Oh yeah, Bring back the boy without a fairy because...
Navi : *losing patience* you're afraid that the curse will finish you off, yes I KNOW!
Deku Tree : Now flee Navi, flee Navi the Fairy! ... *falls asleep*
Navi : Yeah yeah... *flies away*
So Navi now flies to the boy's house. She bumps into the fence, says hello to a Kokiri girl and finally arrives at destination. The boy in a green tunic is sleeping in his bed. We all know it's Link so no presentations are needed XD
Navi : Hello!
Link : *mumbles* Now Mido, my boots aren't shiny enough...
Navi : I said, HELLO!!!
Link : *turns around*
Navi : grrr... why does this have to happen to me?! *grabs a bucket and flies away from the house*
Link : *turns around again, and opens his eyes* I'm sure I heard someone... Navi comes back with the bucket full of water and splashes Link.
Link :*yells*AAAH COLD!!!
Navi : Finally you're awake!
Link : I WAS ALREADY AWAKE!
Navi : You were? Oops...
Link : Yeah... oops.
Navi : Well, I am Navi, a fairy, nice to meet you!
Link : A fairy? No way! o.O Fairies can't carry buckets full of water!
Navi : Seems like they can!
Link : Well, I'm sure that you're NOT a fairy! You're just some awfully strong err... thing controlled by I dunno who!
Navi :Err... You have... imagination. I AM a fairy!
Link : Then prove it!
Navi : Err... How can I prove it?
Link : AH HA! I knew you weren't a fairy! Then what are you?
Navi : I am a f... spirit sent by the Deku Tree. He wants me to bring him to you... eerr no, bring you to him.
Link : What? The Deku Tree? Hah, I'm sure it's just a joke. Spirits of the forest are tricky!
Navi : This is definitively not my day... C'mon you little freak. Follow me.
Link : Okay!
Link gets out of his house and sees his friend Saria running towards him. He goes down the ladder to go find her.
Saria : Hey Link! Are you alright? I heard you screaming from the Twin's house!
Link : Yeah I'm fine! Thanks for asking.
Saria : Then why are you all wet?
Link : Bah, it's just the forest Spirit who splashed me to wake me up.
Saria : Forest Spirit? *she sees Navi* Ooh! But that's not a forest Spirit Link! It's a fairy!
Link : No it's not. I can tell the difference between a forest Spirit and a fairy and THAT *points Navi* is not a fairy.
Navi : *boils*
Saria : ^^' Yeah... I'm sure you're right... So why did the... spirit wanted to wake you up?
Navi : The Great Deku Tree has summoned him.
Saria : The Great Deku Tree? No way! Link! Do you realise?
Link : Not really.
Saria : Link, it is such an HONOUR to be summoned by the Great Deku Tree!
Link : How can you tell? You're always summoned by him.
Saria : Well... I'm different. Now go! Go find the Deku Tree! *giggles*
Link : Yup yup! Come forest Spirit! We have a rendez-vous! *walks happily away*
Saria : Hey, Miss Fairy!
Navi : hm?
Saria : If he gets too annoying, don't hesitate pulling his ears or hair. But don't play with his hat. The last time I tried I woke up three days later.
Navi : oO Okay!
When Navi catches up on Link, he's already confronting Mido.
Mido : Hey small fry, what brings you here? Must I remind you that you have to mow the grass around my house?
Link : oO What did I do again?
Mido : You threw eggs on my windows.
Link : But you have no windows...
Mido : SHUSH! So, why are you here?
Link : The Great Deku Tree has apparently summoned me.
Mido : He did?! oO
Link : I have no idea. It's the forest Spirit that told me and you know how much they're tricky *Navi flies up to Link* Ah, there it is!
Mido : o.- Idiot. That's not a forest Spirit. It's a fairy.
Link : Then how can you explain that it splashed me with a bucket full of water?
Navi : You know you can say "she" when you speak of me?
Link : No. But now I do!
Mido : Well, I'm not going to let you pass!
Link : Really?
Mido : Really.
Link : what a shame!
Navi : What? But we really have to go see the Great Deku Tree! Link do something!
Link : okay... *looks around, takes a pile of dirt and throws it in Mido's face* That's good enough?
Mido : AARRGH MY EYES! Argh... NOW YOU HAVE A REASON TO MOW MY FREAKING GRASS! AND I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU PASS UNTIL IT'S DONE YOU JERK!
Link : oO
Navi : Great. Look at the trouble you've put us into.
Link : Where? I can't see trouble!
Navi : *pulls Link's ear*
Link : Yeowch!
They go to Mido's house and Link starts pulling off the grass, one blade after another.
Navi : Link, this is gonna take ages. Why don't you go find a sword to cut it off faster?
Link : I'm in no hurry. Besides, I want to make Mido even more mad.
Navi : But I am in a hurry! Come oon! Get up, and find a sword right now! Or else... or else I'll tell the other Spirits to put an AWFUL curse on you!
Link : I don't mind
Navi : I'll pull your hat off!
Link : *gets up and puts a hand on his hat* Don't you dare do that!
Navi : Fine, I won't if you go find a sword!
Link : Okay. *goes back to his "grass mowing"*
Navi : Right now!
Link : iiiiiiiiihhh!! *runs off*
Navi : I really wonder... what the heck is wrong with him...
A few moments later, Link returns with the Kokiri Sword and a Deku Shield.
Navi : See? You can do it when you want! And talking about that... you can do it really fast too! But... what's with the shield?
Link : The Know-It-All Brothers gave it to me... they said that a sword without a shield is not a sword... or maybe the opposite...
Navi : No time for that! Now cut the grass! The Deku Tree is waiting for us!
Link : Are all the forest Spirits as nervous than you?
Navi : I don't know and I don't care! Now cut the FREAKING GRASS!
Link : o.- *cuts the grass with his sword*
When Link is finished, Mido's lawn is much uglier than it was before.
Link : *proud of his job* I'm sure Mido's going to LOVE it!^^ Now let's go tell him that I'm finished, shall we? *starts skipping to the place where Mido was*
Navi : *looks at the grass, which is really not even* I wouldn't be so sure...
Further
Mido : What? You're already done? o.O
Link : yup yup!^^
Mido : I think I'm gonna hire you...
Link : So can we pass now?^^
Mido : Yeah... huh... sure... Why do you look so happy?
Navi : You don't want to know.
Link skips by Mido
Mido : Don't go thinking that I'll go easier on you just because you mowed my lawn!
Great Deku Tree Meadow
Link : Ohh look! A huge tree! Why... that tree is soo huge, it can't be a real tree! I bet it's made out of carton! Let's put it on fire to see!
Navi : Link! The Great Deku Tree is a real tree! Trees are made out of wood, so it's sure that he'll catch on fire! Wait, what am I saying! Don't put the Great Deku Tree on fire!
Link : Yeah, I bet you're saying this because your tricky trick wouldn't work, why you EVIL forest Spirit!
Navi : Oh come on! Can't you be a little serious here! This is not a joke! *clears throat, that is if fairies do have throats* Oh Great Deku Tree! I have brought thou err thee the young boy that you wanted to see!
Link : It's useless. It won't answer.
Navi : Ahem... Deku Tree?
Deku Tree : *snores* zzzzzzzzzzzzzz... *drools*
Navi : OH COME ON! WAKE UP!
Deku Tree : *wakes* huh? Ooh Navi! Hast thou brought the young boy that I summoned?
Link : WOAH! And it talks!
Deku Tree : Ho ho ho... What a clever child he is... Now listen well Link, for I have important things to tell you *Link raises his hand* Yes?
Link : How does it work? I mean, the mechanism thing that can make you talk.
Deku Tree : I'm afraid that I do not understand thy speaking...
Link : Aww... well never mind...
Deku Tree : Raise thy hand before speaking!
Link : Why?
Deku Tree : Because you can get Deku Stars!
Link : *thinks a while and raises his hand*
Deku Tree : Yes?
Link : What are Deku Stars?
Deku Tree : Deku Stars are points that you can accumulate to buy lovely souvenirs in the Deku Tree's Souvenir Shop! Here, one Star for you!
A hoard of hyper Kokiri girls run to the Deku Tree Souvenir Shop
Kokiri girl #1 : OMG! I'M GONNA GET THE DEKU TREE PLUSHIE!
Kokiri girl #2 : No way! I have more Deku Stars than you! I get the plushie!
Kokiri girl #3 : Hah! Well I'm gonna get the animated figurine of the Deku Tree!
#1 and 2 : NO WAY!
Link : Cool! *goes to follow them but Navi pulls his ear*
Navi : No, you listen to the Deku Tree!
Deku Tree : Then I shall continue... In the desert bla bla bla *goes on*
Navi : *whispers to Link* Link, could I ask you a favour?
Link : Well... depends...
Navi : Could you NOT talk during the Great Deku Tree's speech?
Link : Hm... Okay!
Deku Tree : But I know these things might seem complicated for thee, for thou have lived thy life in the depths of the forest. That is the reason why I have prepared a lovely Power Point project for you^^ *clears throat* Boris! You can bring the screen and the projector!
A Deku Baba, a plant monster, brings a white screen and a projector, and installs it in front of Link.
Link, Navi : O.o
Deku Tree : Good Boris. Oh, Boris is a very kind Deku Baba that I have raised and tamed. He is very sweet!^^
Boris : ^^
Deku Tree : Ok, now let's start shall we? Link nods
Deku Tree : *a picture of a man with dark skin and red hair appears on the projector* This Link, is Ganondorf. He is the king of the Thieves and lives in the desert. He is a Gerudo. *A map of Hyrule appears and Boris points to the desert* Good. Ganondorf wants to get hold of this *a picture of an emerald appears* It is the Spiritual Stone of the forest that I keep safely with me. So one day, Ganondorf *picture of Ganondorf* comes to me and says "Give me the Spiritual Stone or you might regret it!" Obviously, I said no. *animated picture of a tree shaking it's head" Isn't that lovely, I found it on internet! Anyways... So Ganondorf got mad and put an awful curse on me. *Boris sobs* Now Link, the curse is slowly taking away my life and if I die, the forest will be in peril. Please, enter in me and destroy the curse. If you succeed, which I know you will, I will reward you with the Spiritual Stone *picture of the stone with an angelic choir : Aaaaaaaaah!* Dost thou think thou hast the courage to achieve this task?
Link : Oh yes!
Navi : Well I'm not sure. Link, what is the most courageous thing you made in your life?
Link : I squished a mad spider with my BARE HAND!
Navi : -.-'
Deku Tree : *_* Good! Then you might enter. Boris, you can take away the screen and the projector. Good boy! *opens his mouth*
Boris : ^^ *takes the projector and the screen away*
Link : *to Navi* Seriously, this can't be a real tree. Trees can't talk, can't do Purer Paint projects or whatever, and they DON'T have mouths!
Navi : Link, the Deku Tree is a magical tree! It's the guardian spirit of the forest!
Link : Really?
Navi : Really.
Link : Hah, how could I trust you, you tricky-tricky EVIL forest Spirit! *runs into the Deku Tree*
Navi : I'M GONNA KILL HIM!
Boris : *comes to Navi* Juseusdm Tsoiudshh jdhideiuweuiu! (at least he seems interested in saving the Deku Tree!)
Navi : You've got a point! *follows Link*
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Here! Chapter 1 is complete!
MissTerry : *to the crowd* By applauses, who liked the story?
Crowd : *everyone applauds*
MissTerry : ^^ Okay, by raising your hands, who just wants to slap Link upside the face?
Link : Hey!
Crowd : *No one raises their hands*
Link : *to the author, MissTerry* XP
MissTerry : Oh shush! Okay, I mean, if Link wasn't good-looking, who would want to slap him upside the face after reading this fanfic?
Crowd : *everyone raises their hands*
MissTerry :^^ Well, now is the time that we leave you. If you liked my story, don't hesitate, and review!
A girl comes up to MissTerry
MissTerry : Heavenly? What are you doing here?
HeavenlyStrike : Can't I just say hi?^^ (read : I'm taking over your fanfic!)
MissTerry : Err... how 'bout no.
HeavenlyStrike : Aww... *walks away* (read : I shall plot my revenge!)
What would Link's adventure would have looked like if he didn't take it for serious?
MissTerry : hey hey! This is my first fanfic that I actually post! Oki, I guess I have to put the disclaimer somewhere around... I do not own Zelda! *tadaa* I wish I would, but I don't ;.; Anyways... enjoy!
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Chapter 1 : Meet Link
In the depths of the Kokiri Forest...
Deku Tree : Ooh, Navi the fairy. I have a quest for thee. You shall fly to the boy without a fairy and bring him back to me.
Navi : Yes I shall.
Deku Tree : But thou must hurry, the curse who was cast on me is raging and I won't... I won't... *falls asleep*
Navi : Deku Tree?
Deku Tree : *snores and starts drooling*[A/N : if a tree can speak, yes it can drool]
Navi : DEKU TREE!
Deku Tree : Ooh Aah?
Navi : It's been the FIFTH time you fall asleep!
Deku Tree : Ohh... five you sayest? What was I saying... Oh yeah, Bring back the boy without a fairy because...
Navi : *losing patience* you're afraid that the curse will finish you off, yes I KNOW!
Deku Tree : Now flee Navi, flee Navi the Fairy! ... *falls asleep*
Navi : Yeah yeah... *flies away*
So Navi now flies to the boy's house. She bumps into the fence, says hello to a Kokiri girl and finally arrives at destination. The boy in a green tunic is sleeping in his bed. We all know it's Link so no presentations are needed XD
Navi : Hello!
Link : *mumbles* Now Mido, my boots aren't shiny enough...
Navi : I said, HELLO!!!
Link : *turns around*
Navi : grrr... why does this have to happen to me?! *grabs a bucket and flies away from the house*
Link : *turns around again, and opens his eyes* I'm sure I heard someone... Navi comes back with the bucket full of water and splashes Link.
Link :*yells*AAAH COLD!!!
Navi : Finally you're awake!
Link : I WAS ALREADY AWAKE!
Navi : You were? Oops...
Link : Yeah... oops.
Navi : Well, I am Navi, a fairy, nice to meet you!
Link : A fairy? No way! o.O Fairies can't carry buckets full of water!
Navi : Seems like they can!
Link : Well, I'm sure that you're NOT a fairy! You're just some awfully strong err... thing controlled by I dunno who!
Navi :Err... You have... imagination. I AM a fairy!
Link : Then prove it!
Navi : Err... How can I prove it?
Link : AH HA! I knew you weren't a fairy! Then what are you?
Navi : I am a f... spirit sent by the Deku Tree. He wants me to bring him to you... eerr no, bring you to him.
Link : What? The Deku Tree? Hah, I'm sure it's just a joke. Spirits of the forest are tricky!
Navi : This is definitively not my day... C'mon you little freak. Follow me.
Link : Okay!
Link gets out of his house and sees his friend Saria running towards him. He goes down the ladder to go find her.
Saria : Hey Link! Are you alright? I heard you screaming from the Twin's house!
Link : Yeah I'm fine! Thanks for asking.
Saria : Then why are you all wet?
Link : Bah, it's just the forest Spirit who splashed me to wake me up.
Saria : Forest Spirit? *she sees Navi* Ooh! But that's not a forest Spirit Link! It's a fairy!
Link : No it's not. I can tell the difference between a forest Spirit and a fairy and THAT *points Navi* is not a fairy.
Navi : *boils*
Saria : ^^' Yeah... I'm sure you're right... So why did the... spirit wanted to wake you up?
Navi : The Great Deku Tree has summoned him.
Saria : The Great Deku Tree? No way! Link! Do you realise?
Link : Not really.
Saria : Link, it is such an HONOUR to be summoned by the Great Deku Tree!
Link : How can you tell? You're always summoned by him.
Saria : Well... I'm different. Now go! Go find the Deku Tree! *giggles*
Link : Yup yup! Come forest Spirit! We have a rendez-vous! *walks happily away*
Saria : Hey, Miss Fairy!
Navi : hm?
Saria : If he gets too annoying, don't hesitate pulling his ears or hair. But don't play with his hat. The last time I tried I woke up three days later.
Navi : oO Okay!
When Navi catches up on Link, he's already confronting Mido.
Mido : Hey small fry, what brings you here? Must I remind you that you have to mow the grass around my house?
Link : oO What did I do again?
Mido : You threw eggs on my windows.
Link : But you have no windows...
Mido : SHUSH! So, why are you here?
Link : The Great Deku Tree has apparently summoned me.
Mido : He did?! oO
Link : I have no idea. It's the forest Spirit that told me and you know how much they're tricky *Navi flies up to Link* Ah, there it is!
Mido : o.- Idiot. That's not a forest Spirit. It's a fairy.
Link : Then how can you explain that it splashed me with a bucket full of water?
Navi : You know you can say "she" when you speak of me?
Link : No. But now I do!
Mido : Well, I'm not going to let you pass!
Link : Really?
Mido : Really.
Link : what a shame!
Navi : What? But we really have to go see the Great Deku Tree! Link do something!
Link : okay... *looks around, takes a pile of dirt and throws it in Mido's face* That's good enough?
Mido : AARRGH MY EYES! Argh... NOW YOU HAVE A REASON TO MOW MY FREAKING GRASS! AND I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU PASS UNTIL IT'S DONE YOU JERK!
Link : oO
Navi : Great. Look at the trouble you've put us into.
Link : Where? I can't see trouble!
Navi : *pulls Link's ear*
Link : Yeowch!
They go to Mido's house and Link starts pulling off the grass, one blade after another.
Navi : Link, this is gonna take ages. Why don't you go find a sword to cut it off faster?
Link : I'm in no hurry. Besides, I want to make Mido even more mad.
Navi : But I am in a hurry! Come oon! Get up, and find a sword right now! Or else... or else I'll tell the other Spirits to put an AWFUL curse on you!
Link : I don't mind
Navi : I'll pull your hat off!
Link : *gets up and puts a hand on his hat* Don't you dare do that!
Navi : Fine, I won't if you go find a sword!
Link : Okay. *goes back to his "grass mowing"*
Navi : Right now!
Link : iiiiiiiiihhh!! *runs off*
Navi : I really wonder... what the heck is wrong with him...
A few moments later, Link returns with the Kokiri Sword and a Deku Shield.
Navi : See? You can do it when you want! And talking about that... you can do it really fast too! But... what's with the shield?
Link : The Know-It-All Brothers gave it to me... they said that a sword without a shield is not a sword... or maybe the opposite...
Navi : No time for that! Now cut the grass! The Deku Tree is waiting for us!
Link : Are all the forest Spirits as nervous than you?
Navi : I don't know and I don't care! Now cut the FREAKING GRASS!
Link : o.- *cuts the grass with his sword*
When Link is finished, Mido's lawn is much uglier than it was before.
Link : *proud of his job* I'm sure Mido's going to LOVE it!^^ Now let's go tell him that I'm finished, shall we? *starts skipping to the place where Mido was*
Navi : *looks at the grass, which is really not even* I wouldn't be so sure...
Further
Mido : What? You're already done? o.O
Link : yup yup!^^
Mido : I think I'm gonna hire you...
Link : So can we pass now?^^
Mido : Yeah... huh... sure... Why do you look so happy?
Navi : You don't want to know.
Link skips by Mido
Mido : Don't go thinking that I'll go easier on you just because you mowed my lawn!
Great Deku Tree Meadow
Link : Ohh look! A huge tree! Why... that tree is soo huge, it can't be a real tree! I bet it's made out of carton! Let's put it on fire to see!
Navi : Link! The Great Deku Tree is a real tree! Trees are made out of wood, so it's sure that he'll catch on fire! Wait, what am I saying! Don't put the Great Deku Tree on fire!
Link : Yeah, I bet you're saying this because your tricky trick wouldn't work, why you EVIL forest Spirit!
Navi : Oh come on! Can't you be a little serious here! This is not a joke! *clears throat, that is if fairies do have throats* Oh Great Deku Tree! I have brought thou err thee the young boy that you wanted to see!
Link : It's useless. It won't answer.
Navi : Ahem... Deku Tree?
Deku Tree : *snores* zzzzzzzzzzzzzz... *drools*
Navi : OH COME ON! WAKE UP!
Deku Tree : *wakes* huh? Ooh Navi! Hast thou brought the young boy that I summoned?
Link : WOAH! And it talks!
Deku Tree : Ho ho ho... What a clever child he is... Now listen well Link, for I have important things to tell you *Link raises his hand* Yes?
Link : How does it work? I mean, the mechanism thing that can make you talk.
Deku Tree : I'm afraid that I do not understand thy speaking...
Link : Aww... well never mind...
Deku Tree : Raise thy hand before speaking!
Link : Why?
Deku Tree : Because you can get Deku Stars!
Link : *thinks a while and raises his hand*
Deku Tree : Yes?
Link : What are Deku Stars?
Deku Tree : Deku Stars are points that you can accumulate to buy lovely souvenirs in the Deku Tree's Souvenir Shop! Here, one Star for you!
A hoard of hyper Kokiri girls run to the Deku Tree Souvenir Shop
Kokiri girl #1 : OMG! I'M GONNA GET THE DEKU TREE PLUSHIE!
Kokiri girl #2 : No way! I have more Deku Stars than you! I get the plushie!
Kokiri girl #3 : Hah! Well I'm gonna get the animated figurine of the Deku Tree!
#1 and 2 : NO WAY!
Link : Cool! *goes to follow them but Navi pulls his ear*
Navi : No, you listen to the Deku Tree!
Deku Tree : Then I shall continue... In the desert bla bla bla *goes on*
Navi : *whispers to Link* Link, could I ask you a favour?
Link : Well... depends...
Navi : Could you NOT talk during the Great Deku Tree's speech?
Link : Hm... Okay!
Deku Tree : But I know these things might seem complicated for thee, for thou have lived thy life in the depths of the forest. That is the reason why I have prepared a lovely Power Point project for you^^ *clears throat* Boris! You can bring the screen and the projector!
A Deku Baba, a plant monster, brings a white screen and a projector, and installs it in front of Link.
Link, Navi : O.o
Deku Tree : Good Boris. Oh, Boris is a very kind Deku Baba that I have raised and tamed. He is very sweet!^^
Boris : ^^
Deku Tree : Ok, now let's start shall we? Link nods
Deku Tree : *a picture of a man with dark skin and red hair appears on the projector* This Link, is Ganondorf. He is the king of the Thieves and lives in the desert. He is a Gerudo. *A map of Hyrule appears and Boris points to the desert* Good. Ganondorf wants to get hold of this *a picture of an emerald appears* It is the Spiritual Stone of the forest that I keep safely with me. So one day, Ganondorf *picture of Ganondorf* comes to me and says "Give me the Spiritual Stone or you might regret it!" Obviously, I said no. *animated picture of a tree shaking it's head" Isn't that lovely, I found it on internet! Anyways... So Ganondorf got mad and put an awful curse on me. *Boris sobs* Now Link, the curse is slowly taking away my life and if I die, the forest will be in peril. Please, enter in me and destroy the curse. If you succeed, which I know you will, I will reward you with the Spiritual Stone *picture of the stone with an angelic choir : Aaaaaaaaah!* Dost thou think thou hast the courage to achieve this task?
Link : Oh yes!
Navi : Well I'm not sure. Link, what is the most courageous thing you made in your life?
Link : I squished a mad spider with my BARE HAND!
Navi : -.-'
Deku Tree : *_* Good! Then you might enter. Boris, you can take away the screen and the projector. Good boy! *opens his mouth*
Boris : ^^ *takes the projector and the screen away*
Link : *to Navi* Seriously, this can't be a real tree. Trees can't talk, can't do Purer Paint projects or whatever, and they DON'T have mouths!
Navi : Link, the Deku Tree is a magical tree! It's the guardian spirit of the forest!
Link : Really?
Navi : Really.
Link : Hah, how could I trust you, you tricky-tricky EVIL forest Spirit! *runs into the Deku Tree*
Navi : I'M GONNA KILL HIM!
Boris : *comes to Navi* Juseusdm Tsoiudshh jdhideiuweuiu! (at least he seems interested in saving the Deku Tree!)
Navi : You've got a point! *follows Link*
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Here! Chapter 1 is complete!
MissTerry : *to the crowd* By applauses, who liked the story?
Crowd : *everyone applauds*
MissTerry : ^^ Okay, by raising your hands, who just wants to slap Link upside the face?
Link : Hey!
Crowd : *No one raises their hands*
Link : *to the author, MissTerry* XP
MissTerry : Oh shush! Okay, I mean, if Link wasn't good-looking, who would want to slap him upside the face after reading this fanfic?
Crowd : *everyone raises their hands*
MissTerry :^^ Well, now is the time that we leave you. If you liked my story, don't hesitate, and review!
A girl comes up to MissTerry
MissTerry : Heavenly? What are you doing here?
HeavenlyStrike : Can't I just say hi?^^ (read : I'm taking over your fanfic!)
MissTerry : Err... how 'bout no.
HeavenlyStrike : Aww... *walks away* (read : I shall plot my revenge!)
