Thanks to all my reviewers! ;;;Shee;;;; I didn't think you lot would really want to read this. Kay, onto the show! And, as a special treat to you, because you're just so nice, I'm gonna make my own version of the theme song!

Yuskue: Are ye ready, guys?

Kuwabara, Keiko, Shizuru, Yukina, Oger, Koenma, Rando, and Jinn: Aye, Aye, spirit detective!

Hiei, Kurama: *Sweat drop* Um… Sure.

Yuskue: Yay! …. If random insanity be something you wish

All, but Hiei: Yuskue Square Pants!

Hiei: *Sigh* This is retarded…

Yuskue: Then fall and your butt and laph like a ditz!

All, but Hiei: Yuskue Square Pants!

Hiei: Again, may I stress the fact that this is retarded?

Kurama: Shush and sing! Then we can all go home and seek counseling!

Hiei: -.-

Yuskue: I can't hear you, Hiei!

Hiei: *Mutters something*

All: We can't hear you!!!!

Hiei: *Looks about ready to kill some one* *Sigh* Yuskue… Square pants…

All: Yay!!!! Yuskue Square pants, Yuskue Square pants, Yuskue Square pants, Yuskue Square pants-

Hiei: Aw, shut up!

Yuskue: Doo-doo-doo-doo-loo- dog doo!

Hiei: Hn. Funny. Now, what was that about counseling?

[Infront of Keiko's house/// tree dome]

Kurama: Wow… You're a genius, Keiko. What a superbly designed rocket!

Keiko: Gee, thanks. It took years to fix after a certain SOME ONE went of and crashed it, along with a hundred or so hostages!

Yuskue: *Nervous sweat drop* *Inches away from infuriated Keiko*

Kurama: o.0 Wonder who that could be.

All: *Enter rocket*

Hiei: Come on, woman, get this thing moving so we can ditch this girlie-looking fox.

Kurama: Pardon me?

Hiei: Nothing! *Cough* Girl! *Cough*

Kurama: *Twitches in anger* Two can play that game. *Cough* Freak *Cough*

Hiei: *cough* Baka *Cough*

Kurama: I refuse to continue this childish game.

Hiei: *Cough* I hope you get captured by rabid fangirls and they sell you on Ebay *Cough*

Kurama: o.o Rabid what?!

Yuskue: No, oh, please don't mention THOSE PEOPLE again, Hiei. *Shudder*

Yukina: Who?

Kuwabara: These freaky girls who attack us when we're out in public.

Yukina: Why would they do that?

Hiei: They're obsessed with us. Why some even like Kuwabaka is beyond me.

Kuzuma: Wise guy… I oughta bash your mousie- I mean squiddy face in!

Kurama: Let's be civil…

Yuskue: *snort* Them, be civil? HA!

Yukina: Oh my.

Hiei, Kuzuma: *Stop fighting, suddenly noticing Yukina*

Keiko: *Pushes some buttons* Prepare for lift off!

All: *Take their seats*

Kurama: Hm? Whats that rumbling? And… I hear screaming!

Every one but Kurama, Yukina: OH NO!

[The rockets sways back and forth, the noise getting louder. Everyone hangs on to their seats, looking terrified]

Yukina: What is it?

Hiei: F-Fangirls…

Kurama: *Sweat drop* Shee, I thought you were kidding.

Hiei: Keiko, take off!

Keiko: I can't, they've disabled the engines!

*Beep, Beep: Engine failure! Warning, warning, detonation in ten minutes!*

Kuzuma: Oh crud.

Yuskue: We have to get outa here!

Hiei: And throw ourselves into the hands of hysterical teenage girls? I think not!

Kurama: Well, this is the most bizarre thing I have ever experienced.

Yukina: *Gulp* And our last, if we don't do something!

Keiko: I'm afraid we have two choices- 1. We can come out of the rocket and be torn apart by freaky girls, who will most likely sell us on Ebay, or, worse, keep us themselves or 2. We can stay in here and explode. You pick.

Hiei: Hey, at least if we blow up, it'll burn all those idiots up with us.

Kurama: Oh joy. Lets look at it in that light, it'll make dying SO much better.

Kuzuma: No need for such sarcasm.

Kurama: *Screams hysterically* NO NEED?! THERES PLEANTY OF NEED! I'M GOING TO BE CARTED OFF BY TEENAGE GIRLS WITH ISSUES! OR ELSE EXPLODE WITH YOU IDIOTS! YOU'RE RIGHT, I OUGHT TO BE SINGING THE BARNY THEME SONG- RIGHT?!

Hiei: Please, don't.

Kurama: I love you, you love me!

Kuzuma: We're a happy family!

All but the two that snapped: *Fall off their chairs*

Yuskue: They snapped!

Kuzuma: I hug you-

Kurama: You hug me!

Hiei: And I hack off your heads! *Takes out his katana*

Kurama and Kuzuma: We hug you! *Dive at Hiei, who screams insanely and runs away. The two psychos follow him into the deepest bowls of the ship, screaming the lyrics to that freaky song*

Yuskue: Now he's snapped too!

Yukina: He already did earlier, remember?

Keiko: We're the only ones left..

*Five minutes until you all die… Muhahaha! Five minutes!*

Keiko: I forgot I programmed it to say that.

Yukina: 0.o Well, I sopose we ought to give ourselves up.

Yuskue: *sobs like a little girl*

[Down in the hold, with the three psychos…]

Hiei: *evil laph* Now I've got you!

Kurama, Kuzuma: *Sit in the corner, gagged and bound, humming the theme song to Sponge Bob* *Nether seem to care Hiei has them in his clutches*

Fangirls: *Call faintly from outside* You can't avoid us forever! *Bang on walls*

Hiei: *Smirk* I know what I'll do to you two… I'll toss you to the fangirls!

Kuzuma, Kurama: *Gagged, so they can't say anything, but scream all the same and try madly to free themselves, looking horrified.*

Hiei: *Walks slowly to them, hands out stretched* Hahahaha.

Fangirls: You guys hear that?

Other fangirls: That was Hiei's evil laph! He must be torturing Kuwabara!

More fangirls: Wait! We wanna see too, Hiei!

Hiei: *Looks over to wall where screams are coming from* Hn.

Kurama: Mmm grrmfpy ghrttt scnreng (Translation: Please, Hiei, don't do it!)

Kuzuma: ssnggrrgg ghhiip sccrint (Translation: I like Barbie…?/// Wait, sorry, that's not it! Real Translation: I LOVE Barbie!)

Hiei: Fools..

Kurama: *Spits out gag* Hiei, let us go! You wouldn't really toss us to those-

Fangirls: WE LOVE YOU!!!!

Kurama: *Looks startled* Ah! Please, Hiei, don't!

Hiei: *Grabs the two redheads and shoves them to the hatch* Hahaha! *Opens hatch*

Fangirls: *Stop banging on the rocket and screaming, and fall silent to blink up at crazed Hiei and his prisoners.*

Kurama: 0.0 They're not so bad, look, they're calm now.

Fangirls: *blink, blink* *Look at each other and nod, laphing evilly and high-fiving each other *

Kurama: Um…? *Sweat drop*

Kuzuma: ajfoopvd sh klslf osofsp (Translation: Hey, that blonde looks like Barbie!)

Hiei: You want these two?

Fangirls: YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kurama: No! Mercy! Mercy!

Fangirls: *Take out various shades of lipstick and apply it*

Kurama: *Screams, kicking Hiei in effort to escape*

Hiei: oof! *Smacks Kurama's face*

Fangirls: *GASP!* H-He slapped him! Hiei, you could have bruised his face!

Hiei: 0.o

Kurama: Rose whip! *Cuts himself free, and runs for his life into the control room*

Fangirls: Awww… At least Hiei didn't get away! *Begin rocking the ship, until Hiei falls out, Kuwabara landing beside him*

Fangirls: Yay!

Hiei: Noo! *Screams in horror as Fangirls close it…*

Kuwabara: I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world! Laphing plastic, it's fantastic!

Fangirls: Ne?

[Back in the control room, with Kurama now present]

Yuskue: So, Hiei and Kuwabara were captured?

Kurama: *Slightly out of breath* Yes, serves that nasty little squid right, to!

Keiko: Um, now what?

*Beep, Beep, two minutes until you become flaming carcasses… Mwahahaha!*

Kurama: What were you thinking when you programmed this thing?!

Keiko: *Blushes* I was sugar high…

Yukina: This has been a most odd day!

Kurama: *so desperate, he stops thinking clearly* Keiko, have you tried turning the rocket off? Wouldn't that stop the detonation?

Keiko: By gum, I think you have something there!

Kurama: *Sweat drop* Shee… I was kidding!

Yuskue: YOU MEAN TO TELL ME ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TURN IT OFF?!

Keiko: *Messes around with buttons for a second before-*

*Beep, Beep. Rocket is now shutting down. Congrat.s, it only took you eight minutes to figure out the obvious, you idiot! Hope this near-death experience was a pleasure! Have a nice day!*

Yuskue, Yukina, and Kurama: o.0

Fangirls: *Suddenly come running in with ropes and nets and capture the four*

All nonfangirls: No!!!! Let us go!

Fangirls: *Apply new layer of lipstick, seeing the stuff they already had on is mysteriously smudged (^.^Evil, ain't I?)*

Boys: Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Keiko: Hahahaha! Thank goodness I'm a girl!

Yukina: Oh yes.

Boy Fans: Heya, cutie!

All the YYH characters: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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END! Please Review!!!!! Tell me, was it a side splitter, or a freak show?

Don't worry about me, flames don't bother me… Much. I'll only cry for an hour or so.

Cheerie-o, and many delusional returns!!!!!

Oh, yeah, as a special treat, I'm going to show you what happens when me and the

demon duo hang out backstage, after this episode is done!