Narrator : In the last chapter, Link met his fairy, Navi, and thought she
was a forest Spirit.
Link : No, not a forest Spirit, a tricky-tricky EVIL forest Spirit! By the way, where are you coming from?
MissTerry : I hired him. Now stop bugging him and do something else! *gives Link an ice cream cone and he runs away with it* ^^' Go on.
Narrator : *coldly* Thanks. As I was saying, Navi the fairy told Link that he was summoned by the Deku Tree. She had trouble bringing him to the guardian spirit because the young hero didn't seem to care about it. Now Link and Navi are inside the Deku Tree in order to break the Deku Tree's curse.
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Inside the Deku Tree
Link : Wee... smells really bad in here! *looks around* Ooh! Look! There are other Borises! *He goes to see a Deku Baba who raises and stares at Link*
Navi : Link! No! That one's evil!
Link : Yeah! Try to trick me again you EV... *the Deku Baba bites Link* OUCH! Evil Boris!
He takes his sword and cuts the Deku Baba's stem in two. The upper part falls on the floor.
Link : There you go! *sticks his tongue at the dead Deku Baba*
Navi : I didn't know you knew how to use that thing.
Link : Me neither...
Navi : Well... just climb on that ladder over there. We have to find the source of the curse and fast!
Link : Ladder? But trees don't have ladders in them! Nor do they have big holes covered by some sticky spider web that looks really fun to jump on it!
Navi : Ooh! Link! Maybe if you jump on it, it will break!
Link : Yay! * jumps on the spider web* Doesn't do anything.
Navi : Let's try from higher!
She flies to the ladder and realises that Link isn't following.
Navi : Are you okay?
Link : For now yes, but I see clear in your plan! It's a conspiracy between you, Mido and the Deku Tree to get rid of me!
Navi : *pulls Link's ear* Stop being such a freak and climb that ladder!
Link finally decides himself to climb the ladder. He walks a bit, and touches the wooden wall to make sure it's really made out of wood. He also touches spider webs to make sure they're not fake either. Suddenly, a green light glows in front of him.
Link : oO What the heck is that!
The light turns into a flying little character made out of wood with a leaf on it's face.
Link : *blinks*
Thing : Hello Link! I am a forest Spirit sent by the goddesses to help you!
Link : *blinks even more*
Thing : They told me to give you this weapon to help you defeating Queen Ghoma! I wish you good luck in your quest! Goodbye! *turns back to a light spot and disappears*
Link : Hey! Where's my weapon!
A slingshot falls on Link's head, then, on the ground.
Link : Ouch! *picks the slingshot up* COOL! A slingshot!
Navi : Are you sure it's a real one?
Link : Well of course! I can recognize a real slingshot when I see one! I mean, how cool! I've always wanted to have a cool looking slingshot like that!
Link's thoughts : Link is running after Mido, shooting Deku Seeds at him with a slingshot.
Navi : I don't like that grin on your face. Let's continue.
Link : Wait, wait wait! I wanna try it out!
Navi : No! we don't have time!
Link : aww... Hey but wait a minute... If that little guy was a forest Spirit, then you are...
Navi : Yes!
Link : AN IMPOSTOR!
Navi : -.-'
Link : You lied to me!
Navi : It's you that didn't want to believe me! I told you I AM a fairy! I am YOUR fairy!
Link : I... I trusted you...;.;
Navi : Yeah right... Now jump off that cliff before I pull off your hat.
Link : oO Eek! *jumps off and lands on the spider web who breaks under his weight*
Navi : good boy! *she joins Link* Link : *swimming in the water pit* Wee hee!
Navi : Oh my gosh... LINK! Stop messing around and do what you're supposed to do!
Link : *stops swimming and looks around* I see no curse. My mom always said that if you can't get to something, let it come to you!
Navi : Link! You have no mom, you're a Kokiri!
Link : Really? Oh yeah... I remember now!
Navi : Come on, get out of the water.
As soon as Link gets out of the water, a Deku Scrub pops out it's "house" and shoots a nut at him. Link avoided it.
Navi : Link! It's a Deku Scrub! You must defeat it!
Link : *stares at the monster* Aww, it looks so cute, why should I kill it?
Deku Scrub : Juewus?! ôÔ (Cute?!) *spits a Deku Nut at Link*
Link : OUCH! Why you little...
The Deku Scrub spits another nut that Link blocks with his wooden shield. The nut bounces back at the Scrub who gets dizzy. Link takes out his sword and runs towards the Deku Scrub who gets scared and runs away, but stucks itself in a corner on the room.
Link : *yells* Come back here you BIG MEANIE! *prepares to attack the Deku Scrub*
Deku Scrub : *squeaky voice* Whignishi gniiiii! Kwerahfs gnidaas reetnd Gohma! (Don't kill meeee! I'll tell you how to beat Queen Gohma!)
Link : o.-
Navi : It wants you to spare it. He's willing to tell you how to beat the monster in here.
Link : Nah, I bet it's just lying! You BAD Deku, BAD!
DS : *same squeaky voice* Gnkhgisi kiidyusudh kwutuahsn ryeuajfn oolspd iaiuyfoofos! Ooooh, resansniou reetndii! (Shoot her in the eye then attack her with your sword when she is stunned. Ooooh, sorry queenie!) *runs away*
Link : What did he say?
Navi : I didn't catch everything, but he said something about shooting and striking with your sword...
Link : Useless creatures... *walks into the door to the boss' lair*
In Queen Gohma's room.
Navi : Sheesh... I don't like the atmosphere in here...
Link : Why is there some smoke around here? Why does it stink like that? Why is that creepy eye staring at me? Where are we? What...
Navi : ENOUGH!
Link : ._.
Navi : What about the creepy eye, where is it?
Link : *points at the ceiling*
Navi looks at the place where Link is pointing and she sees a bright yellow eyeball staring at them. The eyeball rolls and it's owner falls on the floor. Link looks at it and he notices that the thing looked like a spider.
Navi : Eek! It's queen Gohma! *hides under Link's hat*
Link : *compares his hand to the huge spider* Hm... My hand is too small to squish it...
Gohma : Tuwjund! Jusreus kjiuweu jweiugkjskj! (Hello! I've prepared some tea just for you!)
Link : What did it say?
Navi : *hysterical* I have no idea, but it's sure that it's no good! Do something!
The spider goes back on the ceiling and prepares to lay eggs, while staring at Link. It's eye turns red.
Link : Why does it look like it's gonna lay eggs?
Navi : Do something or I pull off your hat! Aim for her eye!
Link : eek! *takes his slingshot, aims and shoots at Gohma's eye*
As soon as the bullet lands in the monster's eye, she falls on the ground, stunned.
Link : Now what do I do? Why is has her eye turned green?
Navi : *passes out*
Link : ... *takes his sword* I guess you'll be more helpful than that tricky- tricky EVIL fairy!
Link rushes to the dizzy spider and attacks several times the green eye, until it pops. Gohma gets up in pain and runs to the ceiling. She falls on the floor and catches on fire. A blue light appears in the center of the room after the monster finished burning.
Link : *covered by some viscous liquid from the monster's eye* eww... ...GROSS! EWW! EWW! EEEEWWW X( *jumps around, screaming, until he lands in the blue light and gets teleported outside, in front of the Deku Tree*
Deku Tree Meadow
Deku Tree : Ooh... Aah...
Link : I killed the big spider, now can I be rewarded?
Deku Tree : Ooh... Where is Navi the fairy?
Link : *lifts his hat* Here. That useless tricky-tricky EVIL fairy couldn't stand the tension.
Deku Tree : Aah... Poor her. Well, in that case, thou shall listen well, Link. Even though thou hast successfully lifted the curse that was cast upon me, I am still doomed and will not last for long.
Link : Aw... *tends his hand* glad I met you!
Navi : *wakes up* Wha... where are we?
Deku Tree : I have many things I must tell thou Link, but my time has come, and I do not have many time left. That is why I prepared another Power Point project!^^
Link : So that's how it was called!
Boris arrives with the screen and the projector. A picture of three goddesses and a golden triangle is projected.
Link : Nice picture!
Deku Tree : Ooh, I am glad thou appreciates it. I searched for hours on internet! Ahem. A long, long time ago, the three goddesses you see there, Din, Farore and Nayru, created our land of Hyrule. Each on them created a part of the land you now know. Their task being achieved, the three returned to the heavens and left a mark of their passage, the Triforce.
Link : *raises hand*
Deku Tree : Yes?
Link : And what does that Triforce do? Can we eat it?
Deku Tree : Unfortunately, I cannot answer to thy question. Oh, three Deku Stars for thee by the way. To answer this inquiry, thou hast to go see the princess of Destiny in the Hyrule Castle. Now, my time has come. I shall die. Good bye Boris, good bye Navi, good bye Link. Good luck in thy quest... *dies*
Boris : *cries and runs away*
Link : Hey! You forgot to give me the Stone!
Boris : *comes back and throws the emerald to Link*
Link : Thanks!
Navi : *sobs*
Link : ._.
Navi : NOOOOOO! DEKU TREEE! Don't leave me! Don't go away!
Link : *goes away* Ahhh, this was a tiring day, I shall go rest!
Navi : Don't leave me alone with this freak! DEKU TREEEEEEEEE!!! ;___; ... *flies back to Link*
Kokiri Forest
Link is standing in front of Mido, who's face is crimson red.
Link : Something's wrong?...
Mido : DID YOU SEE HOW MY LAWN LOOKED?
Link : No
Mido : I guess I could have guessed!
Link : You know, there are things worse than an ugly lawn.
Mido : Like what?
Link : Err... The Great Deku Tree's death?
Mido : Yeah, that would be worse... Wait... are you saying that the Great Deku Tree is dead?!
Link : *small voice* maybe?
Mido : *yells so loud that the other Kokiris look at them* YOU KILLED THE DEKU TREE! YOU SCREWED UP M Y LAWN! I'M GONNA KILL YOU! AAAAAAAH!!!
Link : oO *shoots a Deku seed at Mido's face and runs away*
Mido : OUCH! *runs after Link* COME BACK HERE!
Mido chases Link around the Kokiri Forest until Link exits the forest. Mido is going to follow him but Saria stops him.
Saria : Mido! No! You'll die if you leave the forest!
Mido : *stops and looks at Link running away* THEN YOU'LL DIE BY YOURSELF! XP *walks away, proud of himself*
Saria : *sigh* Link... Good luck...
Outside the forest
Link : Gee, that Mido-freak finally decide to give up... *looks around* HEY! Wait a second! Are we outside of the forest.
Navi : Yeah? Why?
Link : oO *throws himself on the ground and makes the bacon dance aka epileptic attack* AAAHHH AAHHH I'M DYING AAAAHH!
Navi : You almost got me. Fine actor you are.
Link : *gets up* Really? Then where's my oscar?
Navi : -.-
Link : Why ain't I dying?
Navi : Dunno.
Suddenly, a big fat owl comes and lands on a branch
Link : oO What the heck is that?
Navi : an owl.
Link : No way! Owls aren't that huge! It's a fake one!
Navi : *pulls Link's ear*
Owl : Hoot hoot! Hello Link! How are you by this GORGEOUS day!
Link : *points* IT TALKED! *faints*
Navi : Stop with the cheesy acting!
Link gets up.
Owl : Hoot hoot! You left the forest in such a hurry, I guess you are really excited about the adventure that you are about to live?
Link : It's just a guess.
Owl : Hoot HOOT! Well, I have things to tell to you. First, your friend Saria wanted to give you this before you left, but you left too soon you see? Here, it's her ocarina. She hopes that when you'll use it, you'll remember of her. *throws a small ocarina at Link and he catches it* And also, you have got a call from the Lon Lon Ranch who heard about your WONDERFUL lawn-mowing talent and they would like to have their lawn mowed by you, oh yes you-u! Just follow that path over here and you'll get there. But I also heard that you have to see Princess Zelda! Follow the same path...
Navi : OH! A horde of flying beavers! Look!
Owl : Beavers? *looks around*
Link : WHERE! WHERE! oO
Navi : *pulls Link's ear and whispers* Let's just get away from him before I fall asleep!
Link : But I wanted to see beavers! ;.; *runs away*
Owl : *while Navi and Link are escaping* WHERE?
Link : So, we go to Lon Lon Ranch?
Navi : Hell no! We have to follow the Deku Tree's orders and go see princess Zelda!
Link : I don't care about the princess! Besides, the Deku Tree's dead. He won't know.
Navi : But! You can't just ignore the promise you made!
Link : I promised something?
Navi : Yes...
Link : crap! Well I say we decide by playing rock paper scissors.
Navi : FINE!
After a while...
Link : HA! I WIN!
Navi : No way! The fairy beats everything!
Link : Really?
Navi : Really!
Link : Aw... ._.
Navi : No grass-mowing for you dear!
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Narrator : Link is now going to go to Princess Zelda's castle to bring her the Spiritual Stone of the forest. How will he find his way to the castle? Find out in the next chapter! Okay, now my job here is done. I leave *walks away*
MissTerry : ^^' Anyways... I'd like to thank my reviewers! I wrote this as fast as I could just for you! There is some things that I wanted to be in that chapter, but it would have been too long hihi... And I will also try to write chapter 3 as fast as I can, but school is slowing me down... I have to stay concentrated on my studies... ._. Oki, I'm done talking! I hope you liked this second chapter! Tata! *walks away*
Two girls walk up the stage.
HeavenlyStrike : Oki, I don't really know you, but thanks for being my assistant in this fanfic-invasion tentative.
MissLundmark : What?! I am not your assistant! I AM the master! I AM the best in the world! *fixes her hair* I'm sooo dreamy! Oh and HoCkEy RuLz!
HeavenlyStrike : -.-' *looks around* Hey, where's everyone?
MissLundmark : ... Gone? I guess we're too late...
HeavenlyStrike : Crap...
Link : No, not a forest Spirit, a tricky-tricky EVIL forest Spirit! By the way, where are you coming from?
MissTerry : I hired him. Now stop bugging him and do something else! *gives Link an ice cream cone and he runs away with it* ^^' Go on.
Narrator : *coldly* Thanks. As I was saying, Navi the fairy told Link that he was summoned by the Deku Tree. She had trouble bringing him to the guardian spirit because the young hero didn't seem to care about it. Now Link and Navi are inside the Deku Tree in order to break the Deku Tree's curse.
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Inside the Deku Tree
Link : Wee... smells really bad in here! *looks around* Ooh! Look! There are other Borises! *He goes to see a Deku Baba who raises and stares at Link*
Navi : Link! No! That one's evil!
Link : Yeah! Try to trick me again you EV... *the Deku Baba bites Link* OUCH! Evil Boris!
He takes his sword and cuts the Deku Baba's stem in two. The upper part falls on the floor.
Link : There you go! *sticks his tongue at the dead Deku Baba*
Navi : I didn't know you knew how to use that thing.
Link : Me neither...
Navi : Well... just climb on that ladder over there. We have to find the source of the curse and fast!
Link : Ladder? But trees don't have ladders in them! Nor do they have big holes covered by some sticky spider web that looks really fun to jump on it!
Navi : Ooh! Link! Maybe if you jump on it, it will break!
Link : Yay! * jumps on the spider web* Doesn't do anything.
Navi : Let's try from higher!
She flies to the ladder and realises that Link isn't following.
Navi : Are you okay?
Link : For now yes, but I see clear in your plan! It's a conspiracy between you, Mido and the Deku Tree to get rid of me!
Navi : *pulls Link's ear* Stop being such a freak and climb that ladder!
Link finally decides himself to climb the ladder. He walks a bit, and touches the wooden wall to make sure it's really made out of wood. He also touches spider webs to make sure they're not fake either. Suddenly, a green light glows in front of him.
Link : oO What the heck is that!
The light turns into a flying little character made out of wood with a leaf on it's face.
Link : *blinks*
Thing : Hello Link! I am a forest Spirit sent by the goddesses to help you!
Link : *blinks even more*
Thing : They told me to give you this weapon to help you defeating Queen Ghoma! I wish you good luck in your quest! Goodbye! *turns back to a light spot and disappears*
Link : Hey! Where's my weapon!
A slingshot falls on Link's head, then, on the ground.
Link : Ouch! *picks the slingshot up* COOL! A slingshot!
Navi : Are you sure it's a real one?
Link : Well of course! I can recognize a real slingshot when I see one! I mean, how cool! I've always wanted to have a cool looking slingshot like that!
Link's thoughts : Link is running after Mido, shooting Deku Seeds at him with a slingshot.
Navi : I don't like that grin on your face. Let's continue.
Link : Wait, wait wait! I wanna try it out!
Navi : No! we don't have time!
Link : aww... Hey but wait a minute... If that little guy was a forest Spirit, then you are...
Navi : Yes!
Link : AN IMPOSTOR!
Navi : -.-'
Link : You lied to me!
Navi : It's you that didn't want to believe me! I told you I AM a fairy! I am YOUR fairy!
Link : I... I trusted you...;.;
Navi : Yeah right... Now jump off that cliff before I pull off your hat.
Link : oO Eek! *jumps off and lands on the spider web who breaks under his weight*
Navi : good boy! *she joins Link* Link : *swimming in the water pit* Wee hee!
Navi : Oh my gosh... LINK! Stop messing around and do what you're supposed to do!
Link : *stops swimming and looks around* I see no curse. My mom always said that if you can't get to something, let it come to you!
Navi : Link! You have no mom, you're a Kokiri!
Link : Really? Oh yeah... I remember now!
Navi : Come on, get out of the water.
As soon as Link gets out of the water, a Deku Scrub pops out it's "house" and shoots a nut at him. Link avoided it.
Navi : Link! It's a Deku Scrub! You must defeat it!
Link : *stares at the monster* Aww, it looks so cute, why should I kill it?
Deku Scrub : Juewus?! ôÔ (Cute?!) *spits a Deku Nut at Link*
Link : OUCH! Why you little...
The Deku Scrub spits another nut that Link blocks with his wooden shield. The nut bounces back at the Scrub who gets dizzy. Link takes out his sword and runs towards the Deku Scrub who gets scared and runs away, but stucks itself in a corner on the room.
Link : *yells* Come back here you BIG MEANIE! *prepares to attack the Deku Scrub*
Deku Scrub : *squeaky voice* Whignishi gniiiii! Kwerahfs gnidaas reetnd Gohma! (Don't kill meeee! I'll tell you how to beat Queen Gohma!)
Link : o.-
Navi : It wants you to spare it. He's willing to tell you how to beat the monster in here.
Link : Nah, I bet it's just lying! You BAD Deku, BAD!
DS : *same squeaky voice* Gnkhgisi kiidyusudh kwutuahsn ryeuajfn oolspd iaiuyfoofos! Ooooh, resansniou reetndii! (Shoot her in the eye then attack her with your sword when she is stunned. Ooooh, sorry queenie!) *runs away*
Link : What did he say?
Navi : I didn't catch everything, but he said something about shooting and striking with your sword...
Link : Useless creatures... *walks into the door to the boss' lair*
In Queen Gohma's room.
Navi : Sheesh... I don't like the atmosphere in here...
Link : Why is there some smoke around here? Why does it stink like that? Why is that creepy eye staring at me? Where are we? What...
Navi : ENOUGH!
Link : ._.
Navi : What about the creepy eye, where is it?
Link : *points at the ceiling*
Navi looks at the place where Link is pointing and she sees a bright yellow eyeball staring at them. The eyeball rolls and it's owner falls on the floor. Link looks at it and he notices that the thing looked like a spider.
Navi : Eek! It's queen Gohma! *hides under Link's hat*
Link : *compares his hand to the huge spider* Hm... My hand is too small to squish it...
Gohma : Tuwjund! Jusreus kjiuweu jweiugkjskj! (Hello! I've prepared some tea just for you!)
Link : What did it say?
Navi : *hysterical* I have no idea, but it's sure that it's no good! Do something!
The spider goes back on the ceiling and prepares to lay eggs, while staring at Link. It's eye turns red.
Link : Why does it look like it's gonna lay eggs?
Navi : Do something or I pull off your hat! Aim for her eye!
Link : eek! *takes his slingshot, aims and shoots at Gohma's eye*
As soon as the bullet lands in the monster's eye, she falls on the ground, stunned.
Link : Now what do I do? Why is has her eye turned green?
Navi : *passes out*
Link : ... *takes his sword* I guess you'll be more helpful than that tricky- tricky EVIL fairy!
Link rushes to the dizzy spider and attacks several times the green eye, until it pops. Gohma gets up in pain and runs to the ceiling. She falls on the floor and catches on fire. A blue light appears in the center of the room after the monster finished burning.
Link : *covered by some viscous liquid from the monster's eye* eww... ...GROSS! EWW! EWW! EEEEWWW X( *jumps around, screaming, until he lands in the blue light and gets teleported outside, in front of the Deku Tree*
Deku Tree Meadow
Deku Tree : Ooh... Aah...
Link : I killed the big spider, now can I be rewarded?
Deku Tree : Ooh... Where is Navi the fairy?
Link : *lifts his hat* Here. That useless tricky-tricky EVIL fairy couldn't stand the tension.
Deku Tree : Aah... Poor her. Well, in that case, thou shall listen well, Link. Even though thou hast successfully lifted the curse that was cast upon me, I am still doomed and will not last for long.
Link : Aw... *tends his hand* glad I met you!
Navi : *wakes up* Wha... where are we?
Deku Tree : I have many things I must tell thou Link, but my time has come, and I do not have many time left. That is why I prepared another Power Point project!^^
Link : So that's how it was called!
Boris arrives with the screen and the projector. A picture of three goddesses and a golden triangle is projected.
Link : Nice picture!
Deku Tree : Ooh, I am glad thou appreciates it. I searched for hours on internet! Ahem. A long, long time ago, the three goddesses you see there, Din, Farore and Nayru, created our land of Hyrule. Each on them created a part of the land you now know. Their task being achieved, the three returned to the heavens and left a mark of their passage, the Triforce.
Link : *raises hand*
Deku Tree : Yes?
Link : And what does that Triforce do? Can we eat it?
Deku Tree : Unfortunately, I cannot answer to thy question. Oh, three Deku Stars for thee by the way. To answer this inquiry, thou hast to go see the princess of Destiny in the Hyrule Castle. Now, my time has come. I shall die. Good bye Boris, good bye Navi, good bye Link. Good luck in thy quest... *dies*
Boris : *cries and runs away*
Link : Hey! You forgot to give me the Stone!
Boris : *comes back and throws the emerald to Link*
Link : Thanks!
Navi : *sobs*
Link : ._.
Navi : NOOOOOO! DEKU TREEE! Don't leave me! Don't go away!
Link : *goes away* Ahhh, this was a tiring day, I shall go rest!
Navi : Don't leave me alone with this freak! DEKU TREEEEEEEEE!!! ;___; ... *flies back to Link*
Kokiri Forest
Link is standing in front of Mido, who's face is crimson red.
Link : Something's wrong?...
Mido : DID YOU SEE HOW MY LAWN LOOKED?
Link : No
Mido : I guess I could have guessed!
Link : You know, there are things worse than an ugly lawn.
Mido : Like what?
Link : Err... The Great Deku Tree's death?
Mido : Yeah, that would be worse... Wait... are you saying that the Great Deku Tree is dead?!
Link : *small voice* maybe?
Mido : *yells so loud that the other Kokiris look at them* YOU KILLED THE DEKU TREE! YOU SCREWED UP M Y LAWN! I'M GONNA KILL YOU! AAAAAAAH!!!
Link : oO *shoots a Deku seed at Mido's face and runs away*
Mido : OUCH! *runs after Link* COME BACK HERE!
Mido chases Link around the Kokiri Forest until Link exits the forest. Mido is going to follow him but Saria stops him.
Saria : Mido! No! You'll die if you leave the forest!
Mido : *stops and looks at Link running away* THEN YOU'LL DIE BY YOURSELF! XP *walks away, proud of himself*
Saria : *sigh* Link... Good luck...
Outside the forest
Link : Gee, that Mido-freak finally decide to give up... *looks around* HEY! Wait a second! Are we outside of the forest.
Navi : Yeah? Why?
Link : oO *throws himself on the ground and makes the bacon dance aka epileptic attack* AAAHHH AAHHH I'M DYING AAAAHH!
Navi : You almost got me. Fine actor you are.
Link : *gets up* Really? Then where's my oscar?
Navi : -.-
Link : Why ain't I dying?
Navi : Dunno.
Suddenly, a big fat owl comes and lands on a branch
Link : oO What the heck is that?
Navi : an owl.
Link : No way! Owls aren't that huge! It's a fake one!
Navi : *pulls Link's ear*
Owl : Hoot hoot! Hello Link! How are you by this GORGEOUS day!
Link : *points* IT TALKED! *faints*
Navi : Stop with the cheesy acting!
Link gets up.
Owl : Hoot hoot! You left the forest in such a hurry, I guess you are really excited about the adventure that you are about to live?
Link : It's just a guess.
Owl : Hoot HOOT! Well, I have things to tell to you. First, your friend Saria wanted to give you this before you left, but you left too soon you see? Here, it's her ocarina. She hopes that when you'll use it, you'll remember of her. *throws a small ocarina at Link and he catches it* And also, you have got a call from the Lon Lon Ranch who heard about your WONDERFUL lawn-mowing talent and they would like to have their lawn mowed by you, oh yes you-u! Just follow that path over here and you'll get there. But I also heard that you have to see Princess Zelda! Follow the same path...
Navi : OH! A horde of flying beavers! Look!
Owl : Beavers? *looks around*
Link : WHERE! WHERE! oO
Navi : *pulls Link's ear and whispers* Let's just get away from him before I fall asleep!
Link : But I wanted to see beavers! ;.; *runs away*
Owl : *while Navi and Link are escaping* WHERE?
Link : So, we go to Lon Lon Ranch?
Navi : Hell no! We have to follow the Deku Tree's orders and go see princess Zelda!
Link : I don't care about the princess! Besides, the Deku Tree's dead. He won't know.
Navi : But! You can't just ignore the promise you made!
Link : I promised something?
Navi : Yes...
Link : crap! Well I say we decide by playing rock paper scissors.
Navi : FINE!
After a while...
Link : HA! I WIN!
Navi : No way! The fairy beats everything!
Link : Really?
Navi : Really!
Link : Aw... ._.
Navi : No grass-mowing for you dear!
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Narrator : Link is now going to go to Princess Zelda's castle to bring her the Spiritual Stone of the forest. How will he find his way to the castle? Find out in the next chapter! Okay, now my job here is done. I leave *walks away*
MissTerry : ^^' Anyways... I'd like to thank my reviewers! I wrote this as fast as I could just for you! There is some things that I wanted to be in that chapter, but it would have been too long hihi... And I will also try to write chapter 3 as fast as I can, but school is slowing me down... I have to stay concentrated on my studies... ._. Oki, I'm done talking! I hope you liked this second chapter! Tata! *walks away*
Two girls walk up the stage.
HeavenlyStrike : Oki, I don't really know you, but thanks for being my assistant in this fanfic-invasion tentative.
MissLundmark : What?! I am not your assistant! I AM the master! I AM the best in the world! *fixes her hair* I'm sooo dreamy! Oh and HoCkEy RuLz!
HeavenlyStrike : -.-' *looks around* Hey, where's everyone?
MissLundmark : ... Gone? I guess we're too late...
HeavenlyStrike : Crap...
