Intentions
By: Caiman
Part 2
DISCLAIMER: I don't own EVA, and if I did rest assured I'd be bragging 'bout it. All the characters herein aren't mine, as they are from EVA and I don't own EVA and therefore by default I don't own the characters. Don't sue me, for I have no money to give.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Same rules from the last one. Characters (especially ol' Gendo) are from time to time OOC. Coping's a terrific skill in life, so why not practice it? ^_^
Again, this is my first fic, so please... be gentle...
Reading: "" - Denotes speaking
'' - Denotes thinking
|| - Denotes sound effects
//// - Denotes translation
And start!
INTENTIONS
Misato Katsuragi. Gendo Ikari.
Two would go in, and two would most likely come out.
But it'd be difficult to convince Misato of that.
After all, this was _Gendo Ikari_. If there was a prize for being a cold-hearted, manipulative bastard, the man would be the reigning champion for at least a decade. Though, if one looked at the grinning Ikari, one would have a hard time believing that.
"So, what do you want to talk about?"
She took a deep, uneasy breath. "With all due respect, sir, what the hell?"
"Pardon?"
"What's with this whole being superfriendly and upbeat all of the sudden?"
Gendo thought for a second. "Oh, you mean this thing with Rei and Shinji?"
"That too."
The elder Ikari scratched the back of his head. "It's a long, boring story, Major."
Misato's eyes narrowed. "I _like_ stories, commander."
Gendo sighed in relent. "Okay. But can I at least get a drink? A beer or something?"
With that, PenPen waddled back into the room clutching three cans of Yebisu beer to his feathery chest. "Wark waugggh." //Old Jerimiah read my mind.//
----Title Flash----
Intentions
Part 2: Truth/Three of Hearts
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Shinji and Rei arrived at the Tokyo-3 Cineplex five minutes before showtime. Rei, who insisted on paying, pulled out the biggest wad of money Shinji had ever seen and bought two tickets. Shinji, being Shinji, was far too impressed by the stack of yen the blue-haired girl was no doubt struggling to maintain her hold on to even register for which movie
Hey, it was a _hell_ of a lot of cash.
After she finished tucking the tickets away, Rei gave Shinji a quick smile, seized his hand and hauled him over to the snack bar. She rattled out a king's ransom worth of junk food requests to the teenaged boy manning the counter, scooped it up in one arm and latched herself to the wide-eyed and blushing Shinji with the other.
"Shall we, Shinji-kun?" she asked, her voice warm and pleasant.
'Shinji-kun?' Shinji realized that this was the first time she called him by that name. "Y-yeah."
Rei slid her hand down his arm and took hold of his fingers. With a squeeze from Rei and a deep blush from Shinji, the couple was off.
Back at the snack bar, a girl clad in a slinky black shirt and a pair of equally slinky black pants approached the zit-faced worker at the counter. In one swift motion, the red-headed girl grabbed the boy and brought him one inch away from her face.
"Which theater are they going into?"
The worker was, not surprisingly, terrified. "Uhh... I don't know?" he replied in a squeaky, if not feminine, voice.
"WHICH ONE?"
"I-I don't know!!"
"Maybe if I shoved that nacho cheese machine up your pimply ass-"
"THEATER FIVE!!" By then the poor bastard was on the verge of tears.
Asuka released him from her grasp and smiled. "Arigato!"
With one accord (in a flash, no less), Asuka made her way to the theater while the worker crawled over to a nearby corner to whimper.
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Makoto Hyuuga loved it.
The commander, Misato, and even Dr. Akagi were off for the day. Only himself, Maya, Shigeru, and sub-commander Fuyutski were present from the normal bridge crew. But, for whatever reason he was the only one _on_ the bridge.
"Where is everyone?" he wondered aloud.
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The commander's office was full of surprises, one being the huge 72-inch television with a built-in DVD player that rose from the floor of the office via a elevating platform. Also, as sub-commander Fuyutski and Shigeru Aoba discovered, the commander had quite an extensive porn collection. Of course, upon its discovery, the two decided to "investigate the contents therein." And that's exactly what they were doing at that moment. Fuyutski was sitting at the commander's desk in the Gendo Position (read, fingers steepled, elbows on desk, and hands directly under the nose) and Aoba standing behind and slightly to the right of Fuyutski, watching a particularly erotic selection from the commander's "personal files." After a few minutes, Shigeru commented.
"It's _hot_."
"Yes."
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It was no secret that bridge bunny Maya Ibuki held a certain amount of affection for her sempai, Ritsuko Akagi. What would come as a surprise, though, is the way she expressed it.
"Dammit! The AT-Field's deteriorating!!" Dr. Maya Akagi yelled, slamming her hand down on a nearby desk. The vibrations almost caused her wig to fall off.
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'A romance movie?' Shinji wasn't surprised, but it made him nervous nonetheless. 'What is Rei up to?'
'A romance movie?' Asuka wasn't surprised, but it pissed her off nonetheless. 'She's gonna put the moves on Shinji!'
'A romance movie.' Rei was slightly concerned, but excited nonetheless. 'This will get him in a love-love mood!'
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Misato knocked back her fifth can of Yebisu. "Made for each other? That's kinda cheesy, Gendo."
Yes, the _were_ on a first name basis.
Gendo took a gulp from his sixth beer. "Well, if you want to split hairs about it, Rei was specifically made to be the perfect girl for Shinji."
Misato looked at him strangely. "How's that?"
Gendo quirked an eyebrow. "You saw all those spare Reis, didn't you Misato?"
Misato stopped in mid-chug and looked at him in the corner of her eye.
"Yeah."
"That's just it. She's suppossed to be a creation for the Human Complementation Project, but I used those funds to create the perfect compliment in terms of DNA and in personality to Shinji."
"But, how does that even work? She's the main part of the dummy plug system, and she has some of your wife's DNA."
"Yui's DNA was only used to determine Rei's facial features, so its presence is negligible."
"And the dummy plug?"
"A damn good excuse."
"Eh?"
"SEELE needed disposable pilots, and I needed to build my dear boy a perfect girl." Gendo smiled as he popped the tab on his seventh can of Yebisu. "Things sometimes fall together like that."
"And you two seem completely different from what you were like before. You and Rei, I mean."
"Well-" Sip. "It was an act, mostly."
"Both of you?"
"Yeah-huh."
"The whole cruel superdick routine and the ice queen personality-" Chug. "Were just fronts?"
"Yep. Necessary measures for a turbulent time."
"Thirteen years worth?"
"Uh-huh."
"Gendo, you're a helluva guy."
Gendo smiled. "And you're very astute, Katsuragi-san."
"Here's to it." They raised their cans in a toast.
PenPen observed the exchange, and raised his can as well. "Wark wark!" //To the Amish!//
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-----End Part 2-----
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Well, whatcha think? C&C are readily accepted, but please no flames! If it sucks, have a reason it sucks! Oh, and by the way, I don't know much about DNA or genetics or anything like that, so my sciency-type stuff is probably wrong. We'll call that "creative license" too.
I have NO idea how many chapters there will be, or how the story will go. I just write whatever comes to mind.
See ya,
Caiman
By: Caiman
Part 2
DISCLAIMER: I don't own EVA, and if I did rest assured I'd be bragging 'bout it. All the characters herein aren't mine, as they are from EVA and I don't own EVA and therefore by default I don't own the characters. Don't sue me, for I have no money to give.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Same rules from the last one. Characters (especially ol' Gendo) are from time to time OOC. Coping's a terrific skill in life, so why not practice it? ^_^
Again, this is my first fic, so please... be gentle...
Reading: "" - Denotes speaking
'' - Denotes thinking
|| - Denotes sound effects
//// - Denotes translation
And start!
INTENTIONS
Misato Katsuragi. Gendo Ikari.
Two would go in, and two would most likely come out.
But it'd be difficult to convince Misato of that.
After all, this was _Gendo Ikari_. If there was a prize for being a cold-hearted, manipulative bastard, the man would be the reigning champion for at least a decade. Though, if one looked at the grinning Ikari, one would have a hard time believing that.
"So, what do you want to talk about?"
She took a deep, uneasy breath. "With all due respect, sir, what the hell?"
"Pardon?"
"What's with this whole being superfriendly and upbeat all of the sudden?"
Gendo thought for a second. "Oh, you mean this thing with Rei and Shinji?"
"That too."
The elder Ikari scratched the back of his head. "It's a long, boring story, Major."
Misato's eyes narrowed. "I _like_ stories, commander."
Gendo sighed in relent. "Okay. But can I at least get a drink? A beer or something?"
With that, PenPen waddled back into the room clutching three cans of Yebisu beer to his feathery chest. "Wark waugggh." //Old Jerimiah read my mind.//
----Title Flash----
Intentions
Part 2: Truth/Three of Hearts
------------------
Shinji and Rei arrived at the Tokyo-3 Cineplex five minutes before showtime. Rei, who insisted on paying, pulled out the biggest wad of money Shinji had ever seen and bought two tickets. Shinji, being Shinji, was far too impressed by the stack of yen the blue-haired girl was no doubt struggling to maintain her hold on to even register for which movie
Hey, it was a _hell_ of a lot of cash.
After she finished tucking the tickets away, Rei gave Shinji a quick smile, seized his hand and hauled him over to the snack bar. She rattled out a king's ransom worth of junk food requests to the teenaged boy manning the counter, scooped it up in one arm and latched herself to the wide-eyed and blushing Shinji with the other.
"Shall we, Shinji-kun?" she asked, her voice warm and pleasant.
'Shinji-kun?' Shinji realized that this was the first time she called him by that name. "Y-yeah."
Rei slid her hand down his arm and took hold of his fingers. With a squeeze from Rei and a deep blush from Shinji, the couple was off.
Back at the snack bar, a girl clad in a slinky black shirt and a pair of equally slinky black pants approached the zit-faced worker at the counter. In one swift motion, the red-headed girl grabbed the boy and brought him one inch away from her face.
"Which theater are they going into?"
The worker was, not surprisingly, terrified. "Uhh... I don't know?" he replied in a squeaky, if not feminine, voice.
"WHICH ONE?"
"I-I don't know!!"
"Maybe if I shoved that nacho cheese machine up your pimply ass-"
"THEATER FIVE!!" By then the poor bastard was on the verge of tears.
Asuka released him from her grasp and smiled. "Arigato!"
With one accord (in a flash, no less), Asuka made her way to the theater while the worker crawled over to a nearby corner to whimper.
------------------
Makoto Hyuuga loved it.
The commander, Misato, and even Dr. Akagi were off for the day. Only himself, Maya, Shigeru, and sub-commander Fuyutski were present from the normal bridge crew. But, for whatever reason he was the only one _on_ the bridge.
"Where is everyone?" he wondered aloud.
------------------
The commander's office was full of surprises, one being the huge 72-inch television with a built-in DVD player that rose from the floor of the office via a elevating platform. Also, as sub-commander Fuyutski and Shigeru Aoba discovered, the commander had quite an extensive porn collection. Of course, upon its discovery, the two decided to "investigate the contents therein." And that's exactly what they were doing at that moment. Fuyutski was sitting at the commander's desk in the Gendo Position (read, fingers steepled, elbows on desk, and hands directly under the nose) and Aoba standing behind and slightly to the right of Fuyutski, watching a particularly erotic selection from the commander's "personal files." After a few minutes, Shigeru commented.
"It's _hot_."
"Yes."
------------------
It was no secret that bridge bunny Maya Ibuki held a certain amount of affection for her sempai, Ritsuko Akagi. What would come as a surprise, though, is the way she expressed it.
"Dammit! The AT-Field's deteriorating!!" Dr. Maya Akagi yelled, slamming her hand down on a nearby desk. The vibrations almost caused her wig to fall off.
-----------------
'A romance movie?' Shinji wasn't surprised, but it made him nervous nonetheless. 'What is Rei up to?'
'A romance movie?' Asuka wasn't surprised, but it pissed her off nonetheless. 'She's gonna put the moves on Shinji!'
'A romance movie.' Rei was slightly concerned, but excited nonetheless. 'This will get him in a love-love mood!'
-----------------
Misato knocked back her fifth can of Yebisu. "Made for each other? That's kinda cheesy, Gendo."
Yes, the _were_ on a first name basis.
Gendo took a gulp from his sixth beer. "Well, if you want to split hairs about it, Rei was specifically made to be the perfect girl for Shinji."
Misato looked at him strangely. "How's that?"
Gendo quirked an eyebrow. "You saw all those spare Reis, didn't you Misato?"
Misato stopped in mid-chug and looked at him in the corner of her eye.
"Yeah."
"That's just it. She's suppossed to be a creation for the Human Complementation Project, but I used those funds to create the perfect compliment in terms of DNA and in personality to Shinji."
"But, how does that even work? She's the main part of the dummy plug system, and she has some of your wife's DNA."
"Yui's DNA was only used to determine Rei's facial features, so its presence is negligible."
"And the dummy plug?"
"A damn good excuse."
"Eh?"
"SEELE needed disposable pilots, and I needed to build my dear boy a perfect girl." Gendo smiled as he popped the tab on his seventh can of Yebisu. "Things sometimes fall together like that."
"And you two seem completely different from what you were like before. You and Rei, I mean."
"Well-" Sip. "It was an act, mostly."
"Both of you?"
"Yeah-huh."
"The whole cruel superdick routine and the ice queen personality-" Chug. "Were just fronts?"
"Yep. Necessary measures for a turbulent time."
"Thirteen years worth?"
"Uh-huh."
"Gendo, you're a helluva guy."
Gendo smiled. "And you're very astute, Katsuragi-san."
"Here's to it." They raised their cans in a toast.
PenPen observed the exchange, and raised his can as well. "Wark wark!" //To the Amish!//
--------------------
-----End Part 2-----
--------------------
Well, whatcha think? C&C are readily accepted, but please no flames! If it sucks, have a reason it sucks! Oh, and by the way, I don't know much about DNA or genetics or anything like that, so my sciency-type stuff is probably wrong. We'll call that "creative license" too.
I have NO idea how many chapters there will be, or how the story will go. I just write whatever comes to mind.
See ya,
Caiman
