Intentions
By: Caiman
Part 3
DISCLAIMER: I don't own EVA, and if I did rest assured I'd be bragging 'bout it. All the characters herein aren't mine, as they are from EVA and I don't own EVA and therefore by default I don't own the characters. Don't sue me, for I have no money to give.

AUTHOR'S NOTES: Same rules from the last two. Things are now careening OOC (out of control and character as well). Oh, by the way, if you are in anyway repulsed by the thought of Gendo Ikari being a nice guy, run like hell for the exit.

Again, this is my first fic, so don't kill me quite yet.

On another note, please forgive any lack of polish. I haven't been able to find a pre-reader yet.

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Ha-shin!

INTENTIONS

It could be said that Gendo and Misato were getting along like old friends. They were talking together, laughing together, drinking together. Despite this happy scene, it could hardly take away from the fact that the two NERV higher-ups were drunk off their respective asses.

The buzz Gendo was suffering from was certainly playing hell with his storytelling technique. "So," |Hic!| "I took my gun and I was all like POW! I popped the bitch! And I was like," |Hic!| "Like yeeeeah..."

"Whoa, that'sh one helluva shtory."

Gendo slapped Misato on the back, "You're one helluva... helluva... helluva whatever-the-hell-you-are."

"You think I'm great now? Check thish out." With that, Misato shook up an unopened can of Yebisu, aimed it at her mouth and popped the tab.

Her aim was unsurprisingly, considering her being blitzed as all get-out, off. The contents, intended to go into her mouth in a steady stream, instead ended up all over the crotch of Gendo's pants. They both stared at the result of Misato's handiwork.

"That was one helluva trick."

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'Anyway you look at it, this is _damn_ cool.' thought Makoto, who was still alone on the bridge of NERV. 'I probably would get fired for this though...' He thought to himself. He smiled, looked up at the huge tactical monitor, and attacked Ghana.

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"The MAGI indicate that Maya Ibuki is soooo kawaii!!" Dr. Maya Akagi shouted at the porcelian cats adorning her sempai's desk. She quickly adjusted the false mole on her cheek. "And I love her soooo much!"

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Shigeru looked over to his superior officer. "What should we watch next? Gladiator Eroticus or Cool Devices?"

The sub-commander cringed at the mention of the latter. "Gladiator Eroticus."


----Title Flash----

Intentions
Part 3: Kiss/A Whisper in the Dark

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Shinji was sweating like nobody's business. Rei was considerably less reserved than he'd expected. Hell, judging by the way she was sprawled across Shinji, she was the _furthest_ thing from reserved. Though he wasn't exactly nonchalant about the current situation, he certainly wasn't against it. Here, he was in the arms (and legs) of a beautiful girl who seemed _very_ comfortable being around him.

Maybe she... loved him.

And maybe Shinji loved her. He couldn't be sure yet.

'Maybe... I should kiss her.'

In traditional Shinji fashion, and slowly descended his lips down to her cheek, praying to God that she was so wrapped up in the movie to notice. No such luck.

"Shinji-kun?"

He almost jumped out of his bright red skin. "Y-yeah?!"

A grin spread across her face. "Are you trying to kiss me?"

His skin turned a shade of red usually reserved for stop lights. "Y-yes."

Rei chuckled and brought her eyes to his. "What's stopping you?"

"Huh?"

"Shinji Ikari, I want you to kiss me."

"O-o..."

"Quit stuttering, you're ruining the mood, silly!"

"G-gommmmph!"

Rei must have known she was fighting a losing battle, so she took the initiative. She pressed her lips strongly onto Shinji's.

A few seconds later, she broke the kiss. Then, she whispered softly to Shinji.

"I love you."

And the tender moment was promptly ruined by a Raisinet, travelling at an unheardof velocity as far as Raisinets go, striking Shinji in the temple. It knocked him out cold.

Rei quickly caught Shinji before he fell to the ground in a heap. She also caught a familiar voice coming from behind her.

"Damn! I missed!"

Rei retorted, "I didn't know the Anti-Christ was a romance buff."

It was then that the Ragin' Gaijin, Asuka Langley Sorhyu, made her presence known by unceremoniously diving across three rows of theater seats to bring herself within striking distance of "Wondergirl."

"You better keep your hands off of _my_ Shinji, Wonder-ho!"

Rei ignored the "ho" comment. "He's not _your_ Shinji, pilot Sorhyu. He doesn't have have your name written on him anywhere."

"He doesn't have yours either!"

"Yeah, but who's on the hot date with Shinji now, huh?"

"This isn't a hot date!"

Rei smiled evilly. "It will be if I get my way."

Asuka's jaw dropped. Her face quickly recovered from the shock and showed a expression of pure anger.

"That's only because his dad made him."

"Wrong, it's _because_ I'm the perfect girl for Shinji. Besides, when I kissed him, he seemed to be enjoying it."

Asuka looked at Rei indignantly. "Hmph... whatever."

"Jealous, pilot?"

"I don't need to be jealous of _you_. Shinji would prefer me to you anyday?"

"Is that a challenge?"

"It won't be a challenge at all."

"Fine, shall we make a bet then?"

"Yeah, sure Wondergirl. Whoever gets Shinji to fall in love with them first wins."

"What should we wager?"

"How about if you win, I have my Unit 02 painted hot pink?"

"And if I lose?"

"If I win, I get to paint 'Big Booty Ho' in big block letters on your Eva!"

"Can I ask you a question, pilot Sorhyu?"

"Sure."

"What kind of stupid ass idea is that?"

Asuka gave Rei the German Death Glare. "Shut up."

Rei smiled. "How about we figure it out later?"

Asuka let a confident grin show. "Deal."

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Gendo woke up.

Misato woke up.

They were in each other's arms.

They were both in Misato's bed.

They weren't wearing clothes.

They had _wicked_ hangovers.

They screamed.



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-----End Part 3-----
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Well, whatcha think? C&C are readily accepted, but please no flames! If it sucks, have a reason it sucks!

On the Misato/Gendo pairing: If you don't like it, say so. But don't punish the entire fic because the author's crazy. Or something.

This fic also seems to be taking a decidedly Rei/Shinji direction, isn't it? Well, it may not end up that way. Stay tuned.

Thanks for reading,

Caiman