Intentions
By: Caiman
Part 5
DISCLAIMER: I don't own EVA, and if I did rest assured I'd be bragging 'bout it. All the characters herein aren't mine, as they are from EVA and I don't own EVA and therefore by default I don't own the characters. Don't sue me, for I have no money to give.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Same rules from the last bunch. Things are effectively OOC (out of control and character as well). Oh, by the way, if you are in anyway repulsed by the thought of Gendo Ikari being a nice guy, that "back" button should come in handy.
Again, this is my first fic, so killing me is almost completely out of the question.
On another note, please forgive any lack of polish. I haven't been able to find a pre-reader yet.
Reading: "" - Denotes speaking
'' - Denotes thinking
|| - Denotes sound effects
//// - Denotes translation
Final Saftey Lock OFF! LAUNCH EVA!
INTENTIONS
This was the time of Rei Ayanami's life. She was clinging onto Shinji's arm as they walked back to Misato's apartment, which caused the male pilot of Unit 01 to blush. He didn't mind though, he liked the contact. The fact that Rei was _very_ hot didn't really hurt things either.
Rei turned her crimson eyes to him. "Shin-chan?"
"Yeah?"
"I wish this night didn't have to end." She hugged his arm tighter.
He blushed and turned his gaze to the ground. "Th-this _is_ nice."
"I love you."
"I know."
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It was over. The trio was out of the commander's "saucy biological studies." This was upsetting, so much so that the three musketeers of NERV stood frozen in their positions in front of the HDTV for a solid hour, weeping silent tears.
Suddenly, Shigeru broke the silence. "Let's go get some takeout and rent more porn."
Fuyutski smiled at his subordinate. "Yes, that's the ticket."
"Can we rent Anal Action Akiko?"
The other two replied in unison. "NO, Maya!"
She pouted her lips and fixed her wig. "You two are _no_ fun."
--------
Emperor Makoto I of the Hyuugan Empire of North Africa surveyed his newly completed kingdom with satisfaction. His great empire spread from Morocco to Mozambique.
"Yes, this'll do. This'll do quite nicely."
-------
'Finally, I made it here.'
With that thought, Ritsuko gave the door to Misato's apartment a knock.
----Title Flash----
Intentions
Part 5: Tribulations/The Most Severe of Consequences
------------------
Shinji and Rei weren't expecting to find what they did when they arrived back at the apartment. Then again, no one with any grip on reality would. But still, there was Ritsuko hacking away at the door to Misato's room with a large, rusty axe, vividly describing how she was going to dismember the poor bastard on the other side. Gendo, who was on the other side, was squealing at a pitch usually reserved for young school girls who have spiders placed in their hair. Asuka was siting at the table calmly eating a large sandwich while Misato was pleading with Ritsuko to stop her onslaught, and PenPen, who seemed intent on adding surrealism to the scene, was attempting to play "Air" on Shinji's cello with limited success.
"What's going on?" Rei asked to no one in particular.
Shiji was wide-eyed. "D-dunno."
"Shinji?"
"Yes?"
"I have an idea."
"What's that?"
Rei quickly set about her course of action. "EVERYONE SHUT THE _HELL_ UP!"
Misato stopped in mid-sentence.
Asuka stopped in mid-bite.
Ritsuko stopped in mid-swing.
Gendo stopped in mid-squeal.
PenPen kept playing.
"PENPEN!"
"Waugh?" //Have you no love for the arts?//
Rei narrowed her eyes at the arctic waterfowl.
"Wark." //Damned philistine.//
Shinji spoke up. "What's going on?"
Asuka turned her attention away from her sandwich to Shinji. "Your dad did Misato."
Shinji was confused. "What did he do to her?"
Everyone gave the boy an incredulous look.
Rei turned to him. "Shinji, I think she means the Major and the Commander had sex."
Shinji's eyes went wide. "No way."
Misato turned her eyes to the floor. "It's true, Shinji. I s-slept with your father."
Gendo poked his head out of the hole Ritsuko's axe had made. "Hey! Don't talk about it like it was a bad thing! You have to admit that YAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Ritsuko's upward stroke missed his head. "Dammit Gendo stay _still_!
Shinji looked at Misato, then at the half-destroyed door. "Father?"
"Yeah, Shinji?"
Shinji grinned. "Congratulations."
PenPen followed suit. "Waaaark!" //Congrats, Ezekiel!//
Gendo poked his head out once again. "Thanks!"
Misato was puzzled. "Why are you congratulating him?"
Rei walked over to the violet-haired woman and whispered into her ear. Misato promptly blushed. "Oh."
"Nyah!" |Crash!|
Shinji turned his attention to Ritsuko, who had resumed her assault on the door. "Would you stop, please?"
"Nope." |Shhink!|
"Why not?"
"Because this bastard's been sleeping with _me_." |Crunch!|
"No kidding."
"Serious as a heart attack, kid." |Crack!|
"Father, is this true?"
"Yes, ShinjEEEEEE!!" Gendo narrowly missed being decapitated for the eighth time that night.
"_Huh._
Ritsuko ceased her chopping. "And since he now slept with Misato, I feel used."
Gendo boggled over the fact that she was upset. "_You_ seduced _me_, Ritsuko."
"SHUT YOUR MOUTH, MAN-WHORE!" |Woosh!|
The ninth time wasn't a charm. For Ritsuko, anyway.
"And, on top of that, you were doing that Ryujoji character too."
Misato was super-pissed to hear the name of a certain man she loved. "YOU SLEPT WITH KAJI?!"
Asuka mused. 'This is like a soap opera or something.'
Shinji grimaced. 'Someone's gonna die, I just know it.'
Rei smiled. 'PenPen's so kawaii!'
PenPen squawked. 'Frosty's looking at me weird.'
Ritsuko alternated her glance between a now mega-pissed woman with a gun and a door that just wouldn't crack enough for her to get to the soft, killable filling. "Damn you, Ikari. I'll get you next time!"
Then, she hoisted her axe up to her shoulder and ran out into the night.
Everyone blinked.
Gendo slid the remains of the door open. "Well, I guess we better get going Rei. See you all later."
Rei waved to the residents of the Katsuragi household. "Bye! I'll see you tomorrow, Shin-chan!"
With that, both were out the door.
Misato could do little more than contain her shock. "She...Kaji...damn..."
PenPen patted her leg. "Wark wark waaaark." //I'll get you some hooch.// The penguin waddled out of the room.
It was then that Asuka marched up to Shinji in a hellfire rage. "Shin-CHAN?!"
Shinji cringed. "Y-yeah."
"Wow, Wondergirl must be sooooo smitten with you!"
Shinji blushed and smiled. "Y-yeah."
"And I bet she already hummed on your-"
"ASUKA!" Misato glowered at the younger female. "There will be _no_ talk of humming on nuts in this house."
The German spitfire sneered. "You're one to talk, Misato. You hummed on his dad's nuts."
"I did _not_!"
"Suuuuuuuuure you didn't."
Shinji quickly interrupted the two. "Um, I'm gonna go to bed. Good night, everyone."
"Oh, blow me!"
"Like you blew the commander?"
"You little Kraut! I should maim you for that!"
"Ohh, bitch, bitch, bitch!"
"Watch who you're calling-"
Shinji slid the door closed with a sigh. He picked up his SDAT and placed the buds in his ears, and hit play. "This'll probably take a while."
As if it was some sign that the powers that were agreed with him, a chopstick lodged itself in his door, much like a throwing knife.
Shinji sighed, and soon fell asleep.
-------
"So Rei, did you have a good time?"
"Yes, sir."
Gendo smiled. "That's good! And how was dinner?"
"We couldn't go, sir."
He gave the blue-haired girl a puzzled look. "Why's that?"
"Sorhyu cold-cocked Shinji with a Raisinet."
The older Ikari pondered the mechanics of such an act. "Huh. That's a helluva thing."
"I thought so too. But sir?"
"Yes?"
"She _really_ pisses me off."
Gendo patted the girl on the back. "That's because she's a bitch on wheels, Rei."
"Wheels, sir?"
"It's an expression."
"Oh, I see." Rei turned her look back to the street ahead of them.
"So, Rei, what's Shinji like?"
"He's very kind, but a little shy."
Gendo nodded. "Like his mother."
"Sir?"
"Yes, Rei?"
"Why is it you made me for only Shinji?"
He turned to face Rei. "I love my son, Rei. But I've never been able to tell him that."
"Why's that sir?"
Gendo lowered his eyes. "I just can't. Not after all I've done to him. This is my way for compensating."
"Why?"
"It would come off sounding fake."
Rei raised an eyebrow. "Eh?"
"Hey, I've made you do horrible things, had you maim your friend, kill someone who said they loved you, AND lost your mom in a big-ass purple machine. But I love you, Shinji."
"I see what you mean."
"Yeah."
"But, sir, you've heard the adage 'better late than never', right?"
"Yes."
"You should tell him that you do love him."
"We'll see Rei, we'll see."
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Shinji was awakened by a now-familiar occurence: Asuka unceremoniously plopping her sleepwalking form onto his bed in the middle of the night. For whatever reason, the redhead had taken to doing so every night for the past two months. Luckily, she'd unconsciously find her way out of the room before daybreak. However, this time was different.
Asuka was very much awake.
Shinji was very much beyond having a coronary.
She gave him a reassuring smile and caressed his cheek. "Don't worry, I'm not here to kick your ass, baka."
Shinji sighed in relief.
"I want you to go on a date with me."
And, immediately, he tensed back up.
"Please, Shinji. Just one date."
Shinji thought about it for a second before coming up with this. 'What could it hurt?'
"All right."
Asuka gave him a brilliant smile, and kissed him on the lips while sliding her bare leg over Shinji's body, causing him to blush profusely. "Thanks, baka Shinji. You won't regret it."
She got up and returned to her room. Shinji waited until he heard her hit the floor and replaced the earbuds.
As he drifted into sleep, he couldn't help but wonder, 'What did I get myself into?'
--------------------
-----End Part 5-----
--------------------
How is it? C&C are readily accepted, but please no flames! If it sucks, have a reason it sucks!
Part 5 is more or less a bridge out of the corner I wrote myself into, and thus leads to more fun complications!
By the way, this may be the last chapter for a bit, as finals are coming up and my Trig grade is less than stellar. (Ugh!) Then again, I may crank out another part or two by June. Just don't get your hopes up.
Thanks for reading,
Caiman
By: Caiman
Part 5
DISCLAIMER: I don't own EVA, and if I did rest assured I'd be bragging 'bout it. All the characters herein aren't mine, as they are from EVA and I don't own EVA and therefore by default I don't own the characters. Don't sue me, for I have no money to give.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Same rules from the last bunch. Things are effectively OOC (out of control and character as well). Oh, by the way, if you are in anyway repulsed by the thought of Gendo Ikari being a nice guy, that "back" button should come in handy.
Again, this is my first fic, so killing me is almost completely out of the question.
On another note, please forgive any lack of polish. I haven't been able to find a pre-reader yet.
Reading: "" - Denotes speaking
'' - Denotes thinking
|| - Denotes sound effects
//// - Denotes translation
Final Saftey Lock OFF! LAUNCH EVA!
INTENTIONS
This was the time of Rei Ayanami's life. She was clinging onto Shinji's arm as they walked back to Misato's apartment, which caused the male pilot of Unit 01 to blush. He didn't mind though, he liked the contact. The fact that Rei was _very_ hot didn't really hurt things either.
Rei turned her crimson eyes to him. "Shin-chan?"
"Yeah?"
"I wish this night didn't have to end." She hugged his arm tighter.
He blushed and turned his gaze to the ground. "Th-this _is_ nice."
"I love you."
"I know."
--------
It was over. The trio was out of the commander's "saucy biological studies." This was upsetting, so much so that the three musketeers of NERV stood frozen in their positions in front of the HDTV for a solid hour, weeping silent tears.
Suddenly, Shigeru broke the silence. "Let's go get some takeout and rent more porn."
Fuyutski smiled at his subordinate. "Yes, that's the ticket."
"Can we rent Anal Action Akiko?"
The other two replied in unison. "NO, Maya!"
She pouted her lips and fixed her wig. "You two are _no_ fun."
--------
Emperor Makoto I of the Hyuugan Empire of North Africa surveyed his newly completed kingdom with satisfaction. His great empire spread from Morocco to Mozambique.
"Yes, this'll do. This'll do quite nicely."
-------
'Finally, I made it here.'
With that thought, Ritsuko gave the door to Misato's apartment a knock.
----Title Flash----
Intentions
Part 5: Tribulations/The Most Severe of Consequences
------------------
Shinji and Rei weren't expecting to find what they did when they arrived back at the apartment. Then again, no one with any grip on reality would. But still, there was Ritsuko hacking away at the door to Misato's room with a large, rusty axe, vividly describing how she was going to dismember the poor bastard on the other side. Gendo, who was on the other side, was squealing at a pitch usually reserved for young school girls who have spiders placed in their hair. Asuka was siting at the table calmly eating a large sandwich while Misato was pleading with Ritsuko to stop her onslaught, and PenPen, who seemed intent on adding surrealism to the scene, was attempting to play "Air" on Shinji's cello with limited success.
"What's going on?" Rei asked to no one in particular.
Shiji was wide-eyed. "D-dunno."
"Shinji?"
"Yes?"
"I have an idea."
"What's that?"
Rei quickly set about her course of action. "EVERYONE SHUT THE _HELL_ UP!"
Misato stopped in mid-sentence.
Asuka stopped in mid-bite.
Ritsuko stopped in mid-swing.
Gendo stopped in mid-squeal.
PenPen kept playing.
"PENPEN!"
"Waugh?" //Have you no love for the arts?//
Rei narrowed her eyes at the arctic waterfowl.
"Wark." //Damned philistine.//
Shinji spoke up. "What's going on?"
Asuka turned her attention away from her sandwich to Shinji. "Your dad did Misato."
Shinji was confused. "What did he do to her?"
Everyone gave the boy an incredulous look.
Rei turned to him. "Shinji, I think she means the Major and the Commander had sex."
Shinji's eyes went wide. "No way."
Misato turned her eyes to the floor. "It's true, Shinji. I s-slept with your father."
Gendo poked his head out of the hole Ritsuko's axe had made. "Hey! Don't talk about it like it was a bad thing! You have to admit that YAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Ritsuko's upward stroke missed his head. "Dammit Gendo stay _still_!
Shinji looked at Misato, then at the half-destroyed door. "Father?"
"Yeah, Shinji?"
Shinji grinned. "Congratulations."
PenPen followed suit. "Waaaark!" //Congrats, Ezekiel!//
Gendo poked his head out once again. "Thanks!"
Misato was puzzled. "Why are you congratulating him?"
Rei walked over to the violet-haired woman and whispered into her ear. Misato promptly blushed. "Oh."
"Nyah!" |Crash!|
Shinji turned his attention to Ritsuko, who had resumed her assault on the door. "Would you stop, please?"
"Nope." |Shhink!|
"Why not?"
"Because this bastard's been sleeping with _me_." |Crunch!|
"No kidding."
"Serious as a heart attack, kid." |Crack!|
"Father, is this true?"
"Yes, ShinjEEEEEE!!" Gendo narrowly missed being decapitated for the eighth time that night.
"_Huh._
Ritsuko ceased her chopping. "And since he now slept with Misato, I feel used."
Gendo boggled over the fact that she was upset. "_You_ seduced _me_, Ritsuko."
"SHUT YOUR MOUTH, MAN-WHORE!" |Woosh!|
The ninth time wasn't a charm. For Ritsuko, anyway.
"And, on top of that, you were doing that Ryujoji character too."
Misato was super-pissed to hear the name of a certain man she loved. "YOU SLEPT WITH KAJI?!"
Asuka mused. 'This is like a soap opera or something.'
Shinji grimaced. 'Someone's gonna die, I just know it.'
Rei smiled. 'PenPen's so kawaii!'
PenPen squawked. 'Frosty's looking at me weird.'
Ritsuko alternated her glance between a now mega-pissed woman with a gun and a door that just wouldn't crack enough for her to get to the soft, killable filling. "Damn you, Ikari. I'll get you next time!"
Then, she hoisted her axe up to her shoulder and ran out into the night.
Everyone blinked.
Gendo slid the remains of the door open. "Well, I guess we better get going Rei. See you all later."
Rei waved to the residents of the Katsuragi household. "Bye! I'll see you tomorrow, Shin-chan!"
With that, both were out the door.
Misato could do little more than contain her shock. "She...Kaji...damn..."
PenPen patted her leg. "Wark wark waaaark." //I'll get you some hooch.// The penguin waddled out of the room.
It was then that Asuka marched up to Shinji in a hellfire rage. "Shin-CHAN?!"
Shinji cringed. "Y-yeah."
"Wow, Wondergirl must be sooooo smitten with you!"
Shinji blushed and smiled. "Y-yeah."
"And I bet she already hummed on your-"
"ASUKA!" Misato glowered at the younger female. "There will be _no_ talk of humming on nuts in this house."
The German spitfire sneered. "You're one to talk, Misato. You hummed on his dad's nuts."
"I did _not_!"
"Suuuuuuuuure you didn't."
Shinji quickly interrupted the two. "Um, I'm gonna go to bed. Good night, everyone."
"Oh, blow me!"
"Like you blew the commander?"
"You little Kraut! I should maim you for that!"
"Ohh, bitch, bitch, bitch!"
"Watch who you're calling-"
Shinji slid the door closed with a sigh. He picked up his SDAT and placed the buds in his ears, and hit play. "This'll probably take a while."
As if it was some sign that the powers that were agreed with him, a chopstick lodged itself in his door, much like a throwing knife.
Shinji sighed, and soon fell asleep.
-------
"So Rei, did you have a good time?"
"Yes, sir."
Gendo smiled. "That's good! And how was dinner?"
"We couldn't go, sir."
He gave the blue-haired girl a puzzled look. "Why's that?"
"Sorhyu cold-cocked Shinji with a Raisinet."
The older Ikari pondered the mechanics of such an act. "Huh. That's a helluva thing."
"I thought so too. But sir?"
"Yes?"
"She _really_ pisses me off."
Gendo patted the girl on the back. "That's because she's a bitch on wheels, Rei."
"Wheels, sir?"
"It's an expression."
"Oh, I see." Rei turned her look back to the street ahead of them.
"So, Rei, what's Shinji like?"
"He's very kind, but a little shy."
Gendo nodded. "Like his mother."
"Sir?"
"Yes, Rei?"
"Why is it you made me for only Shinji?"
He turned to face Rei. "I love my son, Rei. But I've never been able to tell him that."
"Why's that sir?"
Gendo lowered his eyes. "I just can't. Not after all I've done to him. This is my way for compensating."
"Why?"
"It would come off sounding fake."
Rei raised an eyebrow. "Eh?"
"Hey, I've made you do horrible things, had you maim your friend, kill someone who said they loved you, AND lost your mom in a big-ass purple machine. But I love you, Shinji."
"I see what you mean."
"Yeah."
"But, sir, you've heard the adage 'better late than never', right?"
"Yes."
"You should tell him that you do love him."
"We'll see Rei, we'll see."
---------
Shinji was awakened by a now-familiar occurence: Asuka unceremoniously plopping her sleepwalking form onto his bed in the middle of the night. For whatever reason, the redhead had taken to doing so every night for the past two months. Luckily, she'd unconsciously find her way out of the room before daybreak. However, this time was different.
Asuka was very much awake.
Shinji was very much beyond having a coronary.
She gave him a reassuring smile and caressed his cheek. "Don't worry, I'm not here to kick your ass, baka."
Shinji sighed in relief.
"I want you to go on a date with me."
And, immediately, he tensed back up.
"Please, Shinji. Just one date."
Shinji thought about it for a second before coming up with this. 'What could it hurt?'
"All right."
Asuka gave him a brilliant smile, and kissed him on the lips while sliding her bare leg over Shinji's body, causing him to blush profusely. "Thanks, baka Shinji. You won't regret it."
She got up and returned to her room. Shinji waited until he heard her hit the floor and replaced the earbuds.
As he drifted into sleep, he couldn't help but wonder, 'What did I get myself into?'
--------------------
-----End Part 5-----
--------------------
How is it? C&C are readily accepted, but please no flames! If it sucks, have a reason it sucks!
Part 5 is more or less a bridge out of the corner I wrote myself into, and thus leads to more fun complications!
By the way, this may be the last chapter for a bit, as finals are coming up and my Trig grade is less than stellar. (Ugh!) Then again, I may crank out another part or two by June. Just don't get your hopes up.
Thanks for reading,
Caiman
