A/N: First of all, this is my first fic so... please forgive me if it is not so good – as I think is the case. I welcome criticism too, as I think the only way to improve is to get criticism.

Oh, and English is not my first language so the spelling and grammar mistakes could be an annoying problem. Please forgive me for that too!

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SUMMARY: What could possibly happen when Arwen's family decide to come from Valinor and visit Gondor? Aragorn going nutts, of course.

RATING: PG-13 (only to be safe)

And now let's stop this babbling and go to the fic! Take a sit and enjoy!

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The king was aimlessly walking around his Palace. So many time has gone since the War of the Ring... he should be happy now everything was right: there was no more wars, no more evils, no more fights, no more.... nothing.

" Let's face it: I'm bored!", thought Aragorn to himself.

Indeed: the realm was now so peaceful that the only action he'd got was when Eldarion tried and tied his daghters braids.

"Eldarion's such a boy!", he thought, now laughing.

He was still aimlessly walking around his Palace, when he heard a familiar voice calling him.

"ESTEL! ESTEL! ESTEL!", said a slightly mad Arwen.

"Don't you scream like this, woman! Oh Eru!", the king said, covering his ears. "Why did I get married, Valar?", he thought. "Anyway, what is it, oh mad she-elf!"

"What is it? What is it? Oh you just can't imagine what happened!", she said in an agitated way.

"I'll never know until you tell me, Arwen!", he said, and sadly nodded.

"A messenger has just arrived to see me!", she said smiling.

"Now listen to me, dear: I have dozens of messengers coming here all the time, from all the free realms of Middle Earth! So... why is this one so special?", the man asked, rolling his eyes.

"Well, besides the fact that this one hadn't come to see you, mighty king, he's so special because of the message he brought. Take a look at it, Mr. Know-All!", she answered, her arms crossed in a menancingly way.

"So tell me girl: what is so special about this message anyway?", Aragorn asked, not in a very friendly way.

"Why don't you see it youself?", she said, giving him the most beautiful envelope he had ever seen.

The king opened the envelope, not really interested. He started reading it, and while his eyes went down the letter, his skin became first pale, then blue, and finally turned into a color we can call dead icy. When he finished the reading, he looked up to his adorable wife, smiled a fake smile, turned back, and – finally – fainted.

"I knew he'd love it!", Arwen said sarcastly to self while trying to wake her husband up.

Half an hour later, Aragorn, already recovered, walked nervously around Minas Tirith's Palace Hall, staring to his adorable wife. "Why are you laughing so hard, my dear?", he said between his closed teeth.

"Oh my! Estel... you... look... so... ridiculous.... with... this... bandage!", she said, breathless.

"Oh, so you're laughing 'cause your husband read the Eru-damned message and got so happy that fainted and broke his nouse! You're so kind!", he ironically said with flaming eyes.

".............................", was Arwen's answer, while she was bursting into laughter once again.

"Eru: why do I deserve this? Hmm? Tell me, Valar! Tell me! Oh please Mandos take me to your Hall!", he said, kneeling in a desperate way. He was so good at drama...

"Oh... poor... Ranger... boy!", said a still laughing and breathless Arwen trying and cosolating her husband. "It cannot be that bad... can it?!"

"It cannot be that bad? It cannot be that bad? What are you saying, Arwen? This is certainly the worst thing that could possibly happen!", he angrily replied.

"You're overeacting! I mean, I got desperate too when I read it but... now I'm ok! We'll have to face it anyway!", she kindly fondled his face.

"Why can't I be so serene as you?" he said kissing her hand.

"Because you're my Ranger boy!" she said smiling.

"I'm so glad I married you after all!", he said.

"Well, I never thought you doubted it! Have you, Ranger boy?", she said with a now not so friendly voice.

"Oh never my beauty! I've never doubted you are my true and imortal love!", he said and hugged her. "Wow, I hope she never reads the 6th paragraph!", he thought to self.

"I love you too, Estel!", she sighed passionately.

"You are a gift, Arwen. The true gift the Valar gave me!", he said, relieved she  accepted that ridiculous excuse.

"Estel, love! Now: what will we do then? I mean about the message!", she said.

"Now Arwen my dear: did you really have to screw up this romantic moment recalling that message?", he asked angrily.

"Well Estel, as I said before, we'll have to face it! And this can't be so bad! You're always complaining you don't get any action anymore!", she said.

"Oh dear... it is true I'm feeling a little bit rusty, I'm in need of some real action... But when I mean action, I do not mean...", he sighed deeply and rolled eyes, "... that I want all of YOUR FREAKING FAMILY TO COME FROM VALINOR TO VISIT US!", he said and wept.

"Oh love!", she wiped off his tears.

"I never knew someone could possibly come back from Valinor!", he sobbed.

"To be honest, dear, neither did I!", she understandly answered.

"Oh well! But I cannot weep all day!", he said resolutely.

"That's my boy!", she cheered.

"Yeah! I think this can be good anyway! Eldarion and the girls will be able to know their mother's family!", he was now smiling. "And of course this will be a great excuse for inviting the guys and giving a GREAT party!", he didn't dare saying that out loud.

"I'm so glad you're facing it at last! I'll tell the children!", she said and left.

"And I am going to call the guys!", he said evilly as soon as she stepped out the hall.

Then, two days later, at Mirkwood, at Edoras, at Ithilien, at the Shire and at the now rebuilt Moria... Some of our beloved characters got a fine message.

"Hey guys! Wassup?! So, I'm doomed, you know? Arwen's whole freaking family is coming from Valinor – I never thought this was actually possible – to see us! Can you imagine that? I'm screwed! So I thought you could be good friends and come and help me to menage them, what do you think?! I know you'd never fail me! Hugs from Arag the King."

"Oh my Eru he nutts!" was Eowyn's, Faramir's, Legolas',  Eomer's, Gimli's, Pippin's, Merry's, Frodo's and Sam's thoughts while they were bursting out laughing. "How can he be so naive?" Then, when they stoped laughing and were still breathless and crying, they could notice a PS.

"PS – Just kidding! Muahahaahahaha! I'm invinting you to a huuuuuge party! Just thought it'd be great! See ya soon dudes!"

"LET'S PARTY!", they all screamed at the same time, even though they are so far from each other.

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