It's Ragetti (to the tune of Sponge Bob Square Pants)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!! Who lives on the Black Pearl and is cursed for eternity?

IT'S RAGETTI!!!

Who has one real eye and the other's wooden, you see?

IT'S RAGETTI!!!

Whose best friend is a man named Pintel?

IT'S RAGETTI!!!

He puts on a dress! It's him? I can't tell!

IT'S RAGETTI!!!

IT'S RAGETTI!!! IT'S RAGETTI!!! IT'S RAGETTI!!! IT'S RA--GETTI!!!