A/N: Thank you to all my kind reviwers! I left a little message to you at the end of the chapter!

I must warn you that I'm not being loyal to the Midle Earth map that Tolkien left us!

Now on with the fic and plese REVIEW!

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"Are we there yet?"

"No!"

"Are we there yet?"

"No!"

"Are we there yet?"

"No!"

"Are we the..."

"Shut your mounth right now or you'll be a dead king!"

"Ok!"

"Oh please dear don't be so rude to him!", Eowyn said.

"C'mon Eowyn! Your bro drives me nutts!", was Faramir's answer.

"Well just because I am sort of a king my beloved bro-in-law likes to mistreat me, Eowyn! But that's ok, sis... I know it's just envy!", Eomer said, all superior like.

"Oh please Eomer! You call that be a king? King of what? Of the ponies?", Faramir angrily replied.

"Wow, wow, mighty steward! Or should I call you the Prince of that place.... what's its name? Oh, Ithilien, I guess!", Eomer said.

"Ok, Eomer king! At least I live and rule the most beautiful place of Middle Earth!", Faramir answered.

"The most beautiful place? C'mon Faramir! Just because Leggy boy brought his friends to live there? You don't have a Gap at your place, do ya?", Eomer added.

"No I don't. But at least I have some fashion sense!", said an angry Faramir.

"Fashion sense? Fashion sense? Oh please Faramir!", Eomer was trying to find something better to say.

"Yeah I do have a fashion sense! I married your sis, didn't I? And isn't she the most beautiful lady you've ever seen?", he blinked and sarcastly smiled at his brother-in-law. "I got ya!", he muttered.

"You'll pay me!", Eomer muttered back. "Yeah you're right! You have fashion sense!", he loudly said. "I'll kill ya!", he whispered to Faramir.

"Ai Valar! Please gimme the strength!", Eowyn begged.

"It was your idea, honey!", Faramir said.

"Yeah I know! I'll never ask you to pick my brother again!", she agreed.

"You always tell so. And you always do it anyway!", Eomer said. "You love me!"

"Yes I do!", Eowyn smiled.

"I didn't mean you! I meant Faramir!", Eomer said.

"No I don't", Faramir replied.

"Yes you do!"

"No I don't!"

"Yes you do!"

"Ai Valar!" Eowyn whispered rolling her eyes.

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"Are we there yet?"

"No"

"Are we there yet?"

"No"

"Are we there yet?"

"Nope!"

"Are we there yet?"

"You know Gimli... Sometimes I really do ask myself why I got this close to you, you know?", Legolas said.

"Are we there yet?"

"No, Gimli, we're not there yet! Can't you see we're still in Mirkwood?"

"Oh yeah!", Gimli replied.

Few seconds later...

"Are we there yet?"

"Ai Valar!", Legolas whispered rolling his eyes.

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"Aren't we having breakfeast?"

"We already had"

"I mean second breakfeast!"

"Nope!"

"Why?"

"Because we have to get to Gondor, you moron! We cannot stop all the time!"

"Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh", Merry and Pippin nodded.

"Oh, and by the way: are we there yet?"

"No, Sam. No we aren't!"

"But Mr Frodo I'm hungry!"

"We already ate, for Eru's sake!"

"But we are hungry!", three hobbits cried behind a forth one.

"No, we won't stop!"

"Pleeeeeease!!!!"

"No!"

"Ok, then. We'll be annoying 'till you stop!", Merry menancingly said.

"You are annoying all the time! There's no need to worry!", Frodo calmly answered.

"Oh, there's no need to worry! Merry please let's mimic Tom Bombadil..." Pippin grievously said.

"Oh no please don't! We'll stop next fast food place!", replied a scared Frodo. "Ai Valar!", Frodo whispered rolling his eyes.

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"Are we there yet?"

"No!"

"Are we there yet?"

"No!"

"Are we there yet?"

"Nope!"

"Are we..."

"If you don't stop this I swer I'll kill ya, twins!"

"But grandma I am sea sick!", said Elladan.

"Me too!", said Elrohir.

"Now Elrond, you are a looser!", Galadriel said.

"Why this now?", answered a surprised Elrond.

"Your children are elves who are sea sick! Oh my!", Galadriel replied.

"Must be their mother's fault!", Elrond smiled.

"No way!", Celeborn went to his wife defence.

"Ok now look at there then!", Elrond pointed to someone.

"Oh Eru my daughter!", said Galadriel.

"I cannot believe this!", Celeborn said.

"Ok but believe it: dear Celebrian is sea sick!", Elrond said. "So now who's the looser Galadriel? Who's the looser, hmmm?", he danced the elven victory dance.

"I swear I'll kill you, Elrond!", said the White Lady.

Elrond just kept on dancing the elven victory dance.

"Are we there yet?"

"Are we there yet?"

"Ai Elbereth! Twins... everything doubles! Including the annoyance!, Galadriel muttered and nodded.

"Are we there yet?"

"Are we there yet?"

"Ai Valar!", Elrond stopped his dance and whispered rolling his eyes.

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At the fast food...

"Oh look who are here!", Frodo smiled.

"Hi hobbit friends!", Legolas happily answered.

"Oh hello! I never thought we'd find you here! I thought the only thing elves needed to feed while travelling were Lembas bread!", Sam pondered.

"And it is! But I am not alone! Look who's coming!", the elf said.

"Hello hobbits!" someone said behind a full tray.

"Oh hello Gimli!", the hobbits said.

A little after...

"Oh look who's here!", Eowyn smiled.

"Hello Eowyn!", Gimli, Legolas and the hobbits said.

"Are you alone?", Gimli was surprised.

"No! I parked the car and left Faramir and Eomer aguing to see who are the best car parker!", Eowyn said and went to buy some food.

"I guess I didn't get her point!", Legolas said. And to that all nodded in agreement.

"Oh look who's here!" Faramir said taping Eomer's shoulder.

"Hi Eomer! Hi Faramir!", they all friendly said.

"Ok then buddy! Let's get something to eat!", Faramir said.

"Ok dude! I'm starving! And since the car misteriously parked itself...", Eomer said, and they both left the table.

"Got the point now?", blinked a recently arrived Eowyn.

"Ooooooohhhhhhhh!", they all astonished understood.

Half an hour later...

"So guys Arag's giving a huge party then?", Legolas asked.

"So here goes Mr Obvious again!", Gimli said and all laughed.

"I didn't get the point!", Legolas was angry.

"Goblins!", Pippin said.

"Orcs!", Sam added.

"And the best of all: a diversion!", Eomer pointed.

All of them burst out laughing.

"I was only trying to be nice and introduce something to talk about than the weather!", Legolas cried.

"Legolas is right. I'm not feeling very confortable with that invitation anyway!", Eowyn agreed.

"Why?", everyone asked.

"Because I think there's something weird about all this. You all know Arwen wouldn't let Arag to give a party without a good reason!", she said and they nodded in agreement. "So guys what do you think?"

Silence. Deadly silence.

"I think we should party anyway!", Eomer answered.

"I agree!", Faramir said. All of them stared at him in surprise. "Why? What did I do?"

"You just agreed with me!", Eomer was so emotioned.

"I did?" All nodded. "It was a lapse! It won't happen anymore!", Faramir said.

"I hope so! I hope so!", Eomer replied and gave Faramir the death glare. Everyone stood there looking as they hadn't understood anything.

"Don't mind!", Eowyn said.

"Anyhow we should go there and see what's going on!", Legolas said and everybody agreed.

Silnece. Dead silence.

"Hello nasssssty casssssshier! We wantsssssss fisssssh!", said a strange creature to the cashier girl.

All of our friends undertandly looked at each other. "Save your souls!", shouted Gimli, and they all left runing.

"Ai Valar!", the creature whispered rolling its eyes.

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"Are they here yet?"

"No!"

"Are they here yet?"

"No!"

"Are they here yet?"

"No!"

"Are they he...?"

"Oh please be quiet Estel!", Arwen desperately said.

"I'm nervous, that's all!", the king answered.

"And you're driving me nutts! Stop it!", the elf said.

"Ok!", he nodded.

Two seconds and a half later...

"Are they here yet?"

"Ai Valar!" she whispered rolling her eyes.

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Now a little note to my reviewers:

trisket-n-gunther: Thanks! I did read your work and it's really good!

Caroline: I'm so sorry you didn't like it!

Meegan: Thank you! I'm changing the characters, I know, but it's a humor fic after all isn't it?

Dreamality: I'm SO happy you liked it! Please keep reading and telling what you think!

Golden Hobbit: Thanks! I loved your fic by the way!

Uiniel: Yeah, I know spelling and grammar are an annoying thing that I must work on. But I'll try and improve, ok?