SOY: And we return yet again to bug you with our annoying fics of annoyingness! Also, I would like to thank YOU KNOW WHO *cough, cough KONALS!!! cough, cough, hack!* and Female-Yami/Yugi for their reviews, AND THE SUGAR! SUGARSUGARSUGARSUGAR!!!!!!!!!Sugar is so much better then honey!

DOT: It is not better then honey! Nothing is better then honey! Honey makes the world go 'round!!! And, it's good for you!

SOY: It is NOT good for you!

DOT: Yes it is!

SOY: NO, IT'S NOT!

DOT: YES IT IS!

SOY: NO, IT'S NOT!

Mokuba: *sigh* Well, they'll be at for a long time, now, so I'll just do the disclaimer! SOY and DOT don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, Shaman King, Sonic X, or YuYu Hakusho.

SOY: IT...IS...NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Summer Camps of Doom!!!
Chapter 3
The Lake Activity

*At Camp Happy*

Instructor: Okay, kids! Today we're going down to the lake to go...SWIMMING!!! ^__^

Tea: Okay, instructor! Let's go everyone! *Jumps in lake* Ladidahdidah! * Splashing around in bright pink swimsuit and yellow duck inner tube*

Hao: *Staying as far away from the water as possible*

Ren: *staring*

Marik: *staring*

Hiei: *sitting on shore*

Shadow: water...you...can't...make...me!

*At Camp Evil*

Instructor: Alright, chiiiiiilden, here's your lake activity! You get to scuba diving to the very bottom! And, to prove you did it, you must bring up something from it!

All campers: * staring at the lake, which actually looks more like a swamp, large bubbles rising to the surface, and menacing looking kelp swaying through the ooze*

Horo: But, uh, I thought you said that the bottom was quicksand! What could we find there!

Instructor: Oh, I'm sure you'll find something, but if not, you'll just have to stay down there until your air runs out, which will be in five minutes!

Tails and Mokuba: *gulp*

Yugi: YAMI!!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPPP MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yami: (back in cabin) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz snore zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Anna: *hands instructor a check and walks back toward cabin*

Instructor: *leaps after check* PRECIOUS!!!

*At Camp Blah*

Instructor: Okay, here's the deal. For your lake activity you will be going fishing. Here are your poles. The dock is over there. There are hooks and bait in that basket. Have fun.

Knuckles: *Goes over, looks in lake* But, there aren't any fish!

Instructor: Exactly!

Joey: Okay, guys, let's go fishing!

Lyserg: For what?!

Knuckles: *casts line behind him, purposely hooking Kurama by the hair*

Knuckles: Hey look guys! I think I caught a fish!

Kurama: *Looks around* But there aren't any fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knuckles: *Swings Kurama into the lake*

Kurama: Why you!

SOY: AND DID I MENTION THAT YOU HAVE YET TO TYPE ONE LETTER! ONE LETTER! OF THIS FANFICTION SO FAR! YOU MADE ME DO IT ALL!

DOT: WELL, AT LEAST I'M NOT NAMED AFTER A SAUCE!

SOY: OH, WHAT'S THAT YOU SAID? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! IT'S NOT SURPRISING THOUGH! YOU ARE ONLY A DOT!

Mokuba: Well, you see what I mean about the arguing. Hopefully, they'll have stopped by next chapter.

DOT: HONEY IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU!

SOY: OH YEAH! WELL, HIEI IS COOLER THEN HAO!

DOT: HOW DARE YOU!

Mokuba: Well, please review! They're always welcome!