Xiao-san: BEHOLD THE WRATH OF XIAO-SAN! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Look
at the pretty rock I found!
DOT: Just where did you find that 'rock'?
Xiao-san: In a nest! ^___^ who would leave it there?
SOY: Uhhh... Xiao-san, I don't think that's a rock... I think it's an egg... Wait, where did you come from?
DOT: I thought we ditched her back with the demon pigeons?
SOY: those demon pigeons...?
DOT: yup.
Xiao-san: DEMON PIGEONS????????? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *runs away from flock of demon pigeons* Honestly, I didn't steal it!!! I DIDN'T STEAL THE ROCK!!!
SOY and DOT: Yup. It is was an egg, not a rock.
KON: tis ever thus, I am surrounded by fools...
DOT and SOY: ARE YOU CALLING US FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (thinking to selves 'where are these people coming from?! This was supposed to be OUR story!!!')
KON: I'll just hide behind Ren now....
Ren: wha? HEY!!!!! Leave me out of this!!!!
KON: too late...
Xiao-san: *comes running back with feathers stuck in hair* HI! I'm back!
Music: give it up, cuz now I'm back
Demon pigeons: *runs into music player*
SOY: What happened to the rest of the pigeons?
Xiao-san: they all ran into all wall... then they disappeared... weiiiiird...
Music: Disappeared, out of here, it was time to pay my dues...
SOY: Where did that music come from anyways...?
DOT:SUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGAR
SUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARS UGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOY: that's her way of saying, thanks for the reviews and the sugar....
KON: MARSHMALLOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xiao-san: and please send honey too... thanks! ^_^
Hiei: While we're still young, I'm going to do the disclaimer, DOT, SOY, KON, or Xiao-san do not own YuYuHakusho, YuGiOh, Shaman King, or Sonic X.
Chapter Four: What not to give Ren... (fear the Ren!!!)
*At Camp Happy*
Instructor: Okay, kids, how would you like to do archery?
Hao: WEAPONS! FINALLY!
Tea: Weapons are bad! They are not your friends!
Instructor: Alright, here you go! But be veeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrryyyyy careful, These are genuine cupids arrows!
Ren: Weapons... (evil grin) what fun!
Instructor: Well, here you go! There are multiple targets in the field, and you can pick any one you like. ^___^
Hiei: What's the point?
Hao: To shoot the targets!!! (Hao starts shooting arrows at random until he runs out) Now What?
Ren: Why, you go and get your arrows in the field, of course.
Hao: Okay then! (goes out in the field).
Ren: So, we can pick ANY target? Okay then (evil grin). ( takes an arrow, and shoots Hao)
Hao: Ouch!!! (looks at Tea) (eyes go strangely blank) Teeeeeaaaaaaaaaaa............
Ren: It worked! Awesome!
Hiei: Nice one!
Hao: (walking towards Tea) Be my love......
Tea: Uhhhhhh... Lets be friends!!!! ^___^
Hao: Whatever you say.........
Ren: This is fun! (Evil grin)
* At Camp Evil *
Instructor: Now, we get to do ARCHERY!!!!!!!!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!1
Yugi: YAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!! (sob)
Yami: SSSSSSNNNNNOOOOOOORRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tails: Okaayyyyyy...
Anna: (hands instructor bottle that has a skull and crossbones on it) (walks back to camp)
Instructor: ooooh...........ppppooooooiiiiiissssoooooonnnnnnnnn..............
Horo: This can't be a good thing...
Instructor: And now, I will shoot the first target! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! (dips an arrow in the poison and shots at a demon seagull in the sky and misses by several yards) DIE, demon seagulls, DIE!!!!!
Everyone: (sweatdrop)
*At Camp Blah *
Instructor: Alright, guys. It is time for archery!
Yami Bakura: We actually use get to use WEAPONS?!?!
Instructor: Yup. We get shoot the fish!
Knuckles: But I thought there weren't any fish!
Instructor: Exactly!
Joey: Come on guys, lets go shoot the fish!! ^____^
Kurama: How? -__-
Lyserg: Hao?! Where?! HAO MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * goes ruuning off somewhere*
Yoh: * wakes up momentarily* Hao? Where?! * goes to back to sleep* SNORE!
Everyone else: Okkaaaaaayyyyyyy then...
Instructor: Have fun guys! *leaves*
Kurama: Hey, look everyone, it's a big, red fish! *pushes Knuckles into the lake*
Knuckles: Hey, that wasn't very nice!
Amidamaru: Well, you started it by saying he was a fish.
Knuckles: grrrrrrrrrrrrr...
Amidamaur: meep! *goes into into his memorial tablet*
SOY: Well, that's another chapter! Sorry it took so long, but it's because SOMEBODY wouldn't update it!!!
DOT: Hey, it's not my fault! I asked KON to e-mail me the chapter we typed at her house, but did she?! Not until last night!!!
KON: It's not my fault! It's... ummmm... uh... Xiao-san's fault!!!
Xiao-san: *being chased by demon pidgeons*
DOT: I thought they all dissapeared...
SOY: Well, looks like they've come to take back what Xiao-san stole.
Music: Gonna take back what you stole!
KON: WHEN WILL THE MUSIC END?!?!?!?!
SOY and DOT: well, see you next time! ^_______^
DOT: Just where did you find that 'rock'?
Xiao-san: In a nest! ^___^ who would leave it there?
SOY: Uhhh... Xiao-san, I don't think that's a rock... I think it's an egg... Wait, where did you come from?
DOT: I thought we ditched her back with the demon pigeons?
SOY: those demon pigeons...?
DOT: yup.
Xiao-san: DEMON PIGEONS????????? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *runs away from flock of demon pigeons* Honestly, I didn't steal it!!! I DIDN'T STEAL THE ROCK!!!
SOY and DOT: Yup. It is was an egg, not a rock.
KON: tis ever thus, I am surrounded by fools...
DOT and SOY: ARE YOU CALLING US FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (thinking to selves 'where are these people coming from?! This was supposed to be OUR story!!!')
KON: I'll just hide behind Ren now....
Ren: wha? HEY!!!!! Leave me out of this!!!!
KON: too late...
Xiao-san: *comes running back with feathers stuck in hair* HI! I'm back!
Music: give it up, cuz now I'm back
Demon pigeons: *runs into music player*
SOY: What happened to the rest of the pigeons?
Xiao-san: they all ran into all wall... then they disappeared... weiiiiird...
Music: Disappeared, out of here, it was time to pay my dues...
SOY: Where did that music come from anyways...?
DOT:SUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGAR
SUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARS UGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOY: that's her way of saying, thanks for the reviews and the sugar....
KON: MARSHMALLOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xiao-san: and please send honey too... thanks! ^_^
Hiei: While we're still young, I'm going to do the disclaimer, DOT, SOY, KON, or Xiao-san do not own YuYuHakusho, YuGiOh, Shaman King, or Sonic X.
Chapter Four: What not to give Ren... (fear the Ren!!!)
*At Camp Happy*
Instructor: Okay, kids, how would you like to do archery?
Hao: WEAPONS! FINALLY!
Tea: Weapons are bad! They are not your friends!
Instructor: Alright, here you go! But be veeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrryyyyy careful, These are genuine cupids arrows!
Ren: Weapons... (evil grin) what fun!
Instructor: Well, here you go! There are multiple targets in the field, and you can pick any one you like. ^___^
Hiei: What's the point?
Hao: To shoot the targets!!! (Hao starts shooting arrows at random until he runs out) Now What?
Ren: Why, you go and get your arrows in the field, of course.
Hao: Okay then! (goes out in the field).
Ren: So, we can pick ANY target? Okay then (evil grin). ( takes an arrow, and shoots Hao)
Hao: Ouch!!! (looks at Tea) (eyes go strangely blank) Teeeeeaaaaaaaaaaa............
Ren: It worked! Awesome!
Hiei: Nice one!
Hao: (walking towards Tea) Be my love......
Tea: Uhhhhhh... Lets be friends!!!! ^___^
Hao: Whatever you say.........
Ren: This is fun! (Evil grin)
* At Camp Evil *
Instructor: Now, we get to do ARCHERY!!!!!!!!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!1
Yugi: YAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!! (sob)
Yami: SSSSSSNNNNNOOOOOOORRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tails: Okaayyyyyy...
Anna: (hands instructor bottle that has a skull and crossbones on it) (walks back to camp)
Instructor: ooooh...........ppppooooooiiiiiissssoooooonnnnnnnnn..............
Horo: This can't be a good thing...
Instructor: And now, I will shoot the first target! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! (dips an arrow in the poison and shots at a demon seagull in the sky and misses by several yards) DIE, demon seagulls, DIE!!!!!
Everyone: (sweatdrop)
*At Camp Blah *
Instructor: Alright, guys. It is time for archery!
Yami Bakura: We actually use get to use WEAPONS?!?!
Instructor: Yup. We get shoot the fish!
Knuckles: But I thought there weren't any fish!
Instructor: Exactly!
Joey: Come on guys, lets go shoot the fish!! ^____^
Kurama: How? -__-
Lyserg: Hao?! Where?! HAO MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * goes ruuning off somewhere*
Yoh: * wakes up momentarily* Hao? Where?! * goes to back to sleep* SNORE!
Everyone else: Okkaaaaaayyyyyyy then...
Instructor: Have fun guys! *leaves*
Kurama: Hey, look everyone, it's a big, red fish! *pushes Knuckles into the lake*
Knuckles: Hey, that wasn't very nice!
Amidamaru: Well, you started it by saying he was a fish.
Knuckles: grrrrrrrrrrrrr...
Amidamaur: meep! *goes into into his memorial tablet*
SOY: Well, that's another chapter! Sorry it took so long, but it's because SOMEBODY wouldn't update it!!!
DOT: Hey, it's not my fault! I asked KON to e-mail me the chapter we typed at her house, but did she?! Not until last night!!!
KON: It's not my fault! It's... ummmm... uh... Xiao-san's fault!!!
Xiao-san: *being chased by demon pidgeons*
DOT: I thought they all dissapeared...
SOY: Well, looks like they've come to take back what Xiao-san stole.
Music: Gonna take back what you stole!
KON: WHEN WILL THE MUSIC END?!?!?!?!
SOY and DOT: well, see you next time! ^_______^
