Xiao-san: BEHOLD THE WRATH OF XIAO-SAN! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Look at the pretty rock I found!

DOT: Just where did you find that 'rock'?

Xiao-san: In a nest! ^___^ who would leave it there?

SOY: Uhhh... Xiao-san, I don't think that's a rock... I think it's an egg... Wait, where did you come from?

DOT: I thought we ditched her back with the demon pigeons?

SOY: those demon pigeons...?

DOT: yup.

Xiao-san: DEMON PIGEONS????????? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *runs away from flock of demon pigeons* Honestly, I didn't steal it!!! I DIDN'T STEAL THE ROCK!!!

SOY and DOT: Yup. It is was an egg, not a rock.

KON: tis ever thus, I am surrounded by fools...

DOT and SOY: ARE YOU CALLING US FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (thinking to selves 'where are these people coming from?! This was supposed to be OUR story!!!')

KON: I'll just hide behind Ren now....

Ren: wha? HEY!!!!! Leave me out of this!!!!

KON: too late...

Xiao-san: *comes running back with feathers stuck in hair* HI! I'm back!

Music: give it up, cuz now I'm back

Demon pigeons: *runs into music player*

SOY: What happened to the rest of the pigeons?

Xiao-san: they all ran into all wall... then they disappeared... weiiiiird...

Music: Disappeared, out of here, it was time to pay my dues...

SOY: Where did that music come from anyways...?

DOT:SUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGAR

SUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARS UGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOY: that's her way of saying, thanks for the reviews and the sugar....

KON: MARSHMALLOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Xiao-san: and please send honey too... thanks! ^_^

Hiei: While we're still young, I'm going to do the disclaimer, DOT, SOY, KON, or Xiao-san do not own YuYuHakusho, YuGiOh, Shaman King, or Sonic X.

Chapter Four: What not to give Ren... (fear the Ren!!!)

*At Camp Happy*

Instructor: Okay, kids, how would you like to do archery?

Hao: WEAPONS! FINALLY!

Tea: Weapons are bad! They are not your friends!

Instructor: Alright, here you go! But be veeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrryyyyy careful, These are genuine cupids arrows!

Ren: Weapons... (evil grin) what fun!

Instructor: Well, here you go! There are multiple targets in the field, and you can pick any one you like. ^___^

Hiei: What's the point?

Hao: To shoot the targets!!! (Hao starts shooting arrows at random until he runs out) Now What?

Ren: Why, you go and get your arrows in the field, of course.

Hao: Okay then! (goes out in the field).

Ren: So, we can pick ANY target? Okay then (evil grin). ( takes an arrow, and shoots Hao)

Hao: Ouch!!! (looks at Tea) (eyes go strangely blank) Teeeeeaaaaaaaaaaa............

Ren: It worked! Awesome!

Hiei: Nice one!

Hao: (walking towards Tea) Be my love......

Tea: Uhhhhhh... Lets be friends!!!! ^___^

Hao: Whatever you say.........

Ren: This is fun! (Evil grin)

* At Camp Evil *

Instructor: Now, we get to do ARCHERY!!!!!!!!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!1

Yugi: YAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!! (sob)

Yami: SSSSSSNNNNNOOOOOOORRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tails: Okaayyyyyy...

Anna: (hands instructor bottle that has a skull and crossbones on it) (walks back to camp)

Instructor: ooooh...........ppppooooooiiiiiissssoooooonnnnnnnnn..............

Horo: This can't be a good thing...

Instructor: And now, I will shoot the first target! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! (dips an arrow in the poison and shots at a demon seagull in the sky and misses by several yards) DIE, demon seagulls, DIE!!!!!

Everyone: (sweatdrop)

*At Camp Blah *

Instructor: Alright, guys. It is time for archery!

Yami Bakura: We actually use get to use WEAPONS?!?!

Instructor: Yup. We get shoot the fish!

Knuckles: But I thought there weren't any fish!

Instructor: Exactly!

Joey: Come on guys, lets go shoot the fish!! ^____^

Kurama: How? -__-

Lyserg: Hao?! Where?! HAO MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * goes ruuning off somewhere*

Yoh: * wakes up momentarily* Hao? Where?! * goes to back to sleep* SNORE!

Everyone else: Okkaaaaaayyyyyyy then...

Instructor: Have fun guys! *leaves*

Kurama: Hey, look everyone, it's a big, red fish! *pushes Knuckles into the lake*

Knuckles: Hey, that wasn't very nice!

Amidamaru: Well, you started it by saying he was a fish.

Knuckles: grrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Amidamaur: meep! *goes into into his memorial tablet*

SOY: Well, that's another chapter! Sorry it took so long, but it's because SOMEBODY wouldn't update it!!!

DOT: Hey, it's not my fault! I asked KON to e-mail me the chapter we typed at her house, but did she?! Not until last night!!!

KON: It's not my fault! It's... ummmm... uh... Xiao-san's fault!!!

Xiao-san: *being chased by demon pidgeons*

DOT: I thought they all dissapeared...

SOY: Well, looks like they've come to take back what Xiao-san stole.

Music: Gonna take back what you stole!

KON: WHEN WILL THE MUSIC END?!?!?!?!

SOY and DOT: well, see you next time! ^_______^