A/N: First of all I need to apologize for this chapter.. It is a little bit (ok, totally, to be honest) pointless. I'm not inspired! Oh I need ideas!!! Anyway, I hope you enjoy!

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"Ok now that we have a plan we'll try and act as normal people! Please don't you run away if you see one of our foes!", Celeborn pointed out.

"We'll try to", Elladan spoke in their names.

"So let's leave this room! It's suffocating me! Let's take a walk around the gardens!", Arwen was begging for air.

They all left the suffocating room into the blessed garden.

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"Ok now that we have a plan we'll try and act as normal people! Please don't you run away if you see one of our foes!", Frodo pointed out.

"We cannot distinguish friends from foes anymore!", Eomer said gravely. Then he felt his neck burning.

"Please Eomer! Stop this movie thing!", Faramir just slapped his brother-in-law neck.

"Stop that you two!", Legolas was about to loose his mind.

"We'll try to!", Pippin said.

"We'll try to do what, Pip?", Gimli shouted.

"We'll try and act like normal people and not run away when we see our foes!", Pippin spoke in their names.

"So let's leave this hall! It's suffocating me! Let's take a walk around the gardens!", Eowyn was begging for air.

They all left the suffocating hall into the blessed garden. Sam was speacially happy about it.

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Arwen's family stepped on the garden coming from the Palace's west wing. Aragorn's friends stepped on the garden coming from the Palace's east wing. All in the same moment. They all stood there, glaring at each other, studying their enemies. Specially Arwen and Aragorn: they were death glaring each other, making a huge effort not to break the eye contact. Then Elrond – who just happened to be already there – left and came back bringing a scissors, which he used to pretend to be cutting something in the air between Aragorn and Arwen.

"What are you doing?", the couple asked simultaneously.

"I'm cutting the tension!", Elrond said.

Now everybody was fighting the laughter. But they hold still, not breaking the eye contact. But Elrond's disappointment face was far too much funny and they all burst out laughing at the same time. And it was like that that the tension between the two gangs was gone – at least for a few seconds.

Aragorn, still laughing, passed his arm around Arwen's waist and kissed her cheek. "I am giving that party you know?", he muttered with a grin.

"And we'll be there!", she muttered back. "Prepare yourself and your moron friends, 'cause we will rock ya!"

"We will see who's gonna be rocked!", Aragorn said between his closed teeth and let her go. Then he coughed as he had something really important to say. They all hold still in silence waiting for the king to speak.

"My friends! I am proud to have you here! At this very garden, we have here by my side my best friends, the Middle Earth savers: Faramir the mighty steward; Eomer king of Rohan; Eowyn the Nazgul-slayer; Gimli, very dangerous in short distances; Frodo of the nine fingers, the Ringbearer; Pippin guard of the citatel; Merry the Rohan knight; Samwise the Brave; and Legolas 'insert the best adjetives you know here'; oh, and not to forget about me, the remainder of the old númenorian kings. In front of me, we have Elladan and Elrohir, the twins, the best archers of Middle Earth and Valinor; Celeborn, wisest of all; Galadriel, telepathic lady, former ruler of Lothlórien; Celebrían, my sweet mother-in-law; and Arwen, the most beautiful lady that ever stepped on Middle Earth, except for Luthien, who was as gorgeous as she is! In the middle we have Lord Elrond the councilor and counselor, who'll be the judge! Now everybody FIGHT!", Aragorn excitedly said.

They all stood there staring Aragorn in astonishment.

"What? What is it?", Aragorn stood there, looking dumb.

"You presented everybody like we were in a box fight or something", Eowyn whispered to Aragorn.

"Ooooooohhhhh!", the king understood what was going on. "I mean, I'm giving a huuuuuge party to pay homage to you all! Please be at the dinner hall at eight p.m.!", he said smiling.

"Ai Valar!", they all whispered and nodded.

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A few minutes later, at Faramir and Eowyn's room – yes, just in case you're wondering, Aragorn gave them good and shining rooms.

"Eomer please I gotta practice! I'm going to rust! C'mon bro, pleeeeeeease!", Eowyn was begging.

"I cannot believe that you wanna practice sword fight now, Eowyn! We have a party in a few hours, don't you remember?", Eomer was not in the mood.

"Faramir, you then! Let's practice!", Eowyn shouted.

"C'mon Eowyn! Let's take a nap!", Faramir was tired.

"You morons! You idiots! You dummies! You kinda deserve each other!", she left muttering.

"She's your sis!", Faramir stated.

"Nope, she's your wife!", Eomer replied.

"Your sis!"

"Your wife!"

"Your sis!"

"Your wife!"

"Oh please you two! Can't you stop with that?", Legolas, who happened to be walking aimlessly around the Palace, just arrived there. "Where's Eomer's sis and Faramir's wife anyway?", he asked.

"Aren't they the same person?", Eomer was confused.

"Yeah I really think they are, Eomer!", Faramir was also confused. "Who are you looking for, Leggy: my wife or Eomer's sis?"

"Nevermind!", Legolas sadly nodded. "I'll find her myself!", he left so graciously as only elves can be.

"Do you think this elf is kinda gay, Eomer?", Faramir asked as soon as Legolas stepped out.

"Who knows dude? Who knows?", was Eomer's answer.

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Not really far from there, at Celeborn and Galadriel's good and shining room, to be precise...

"Grandpa please I wanna practice!"

"Yeah, we're gonna rust if we don't practice!"

"Twins, do you really want to practice bow and arrow now?", Celeborn asked, yawning.

"Pleeeeeeeeease?", Elladan and Elrohir said at the same time.

"Leave now and never come back!", Galadriel said staring the twins. She looked so evil that they left runing without even questioning, which was very uncommon for them.

"Oh my dear! You can be so bad when you want to! Specially when you mimic Gollum!", Celeborn said laughing as soon as the twins stepped out.

"Yeah, at least now we can take a little nap before the party... we'll need our full batteries to attend it!", she said laughing too. Then they both fall asleep.

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At another corner of huge Gondor Palace...

"No one wants to practice with me! No one loves me!", Eowyn was having one of her 'no one loves me' moments.

"I do!", said a familiar voice behind her.

"Oh Legolas you love me? I'm SUCH a lucky girl!", she said smiling. Then she jumped to his arms.

"No I do wanna practice with you!", he said pushing her away.

"Oh!", Eowyn said. "I misunderstood you! But anyway let's practice!", she said and they left.

Then they both got to the "Gondor Fight Practice Arena". Yes, the name sounds a little bit like Dr. Evil from Austin Powers, but since they'd never heard a word about this movie, that's ok.

"Eowyn sheeeesh! Look who's there!", he pointed to the twins who were practicing bow and arrow.

"We could kill them now and nobody would notice!", she pointed out.

"And then you Rohan brothers say that Arwen's family is the freaking one...", he sadly nodded and she didn't really understand why.

"Well what do we do then?", she asked.

"We do practice!", he said with an evil grin. "HEY TWINS!", he said and left prancing into the "Gondor Fight Practice Arena" direction.

"Elladan we're doomed! It's the freaking elf!", Elrohir whispered to his brother.

"The doom of our race! Our black sheep! The bad elf! But remember grandaddy's words: try and act as normal people!", Elladan whispered back and smiled to the Mirkwood elf.

"So twins! Let's practice all together!", Legolas proposed.

"Yeah 'course!", Elladan was barely hiding his disconffort.

"EOWYN! Come here!", Legolas said and Eowyn slowly left the bush she was hiding in.

"Hello boys!", she said barely hiding her disconffort. "Wanna practice?", she asked with a fake smile.

"Draw your sword if you dare Milady!", Legolas smiled at her. Then he also drew his elven knives and they started fighting.

"That sounds great Elladan!"

"Yes it does Elrohir!"

And the twins also got their elven knives.

"You think it's a good thing to do to cross swords with a Pirate?", Legolas gravely said to the twins and smiled.

"My Errol Flynn!", Eowyn laughed clapping, even though they'd never heard a word about this great old Hollywood star.

And soon the four of them were more like playing then really practicing.

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"My dear Elrond. Do you think our daughter is happy here?", Celebrían asked his husband. The elf couple was aimlessly walking around the Palace.

"Celebrían darling don't make me laugh! Do you really think it was a good thing to give up her immortality to marry a moron like Aragorn? Oh please, she'd be  happier with us back in Valinor!", he was angry. "Anyway it's already done and...", he felt himself being pulled to some kind of closet. Then everything got dark.

"Sheeesh Elrond!", Celebrían whispered. "They're heeeeeeeere!"

"Who? The Nine?", Elrond was frightened by his wife misterious and grave look.

"No.... The Four!", she whispered and her voice was almost fading.

"What four my Eru?", Elrond screamed even though he was still whispering.

"The Hobbits! Sheeeeeeesh!", she said nervously rubbing her hands.

"C'mon dear! Please!", he sighed and was opening the closet's door to get out. Then they both could hear a conversation...

"Oh my Eru! They're gonna kill each other! Call Faramir and Eomer, Pippin! And show us the meaning of haste!", it was Frodo's voice.

Elrond quickly came out the closet just to find three scared hobbits looking out into the direction of the "Gondor Fight Practice Arena". The elf took his wife by her hand and went to see what was going on. It was then that they saw four people catfighting. He could distinguish pointy ears there...

"Elves! They're elves! Celebrían go and bring Galadriel and Celeborn! And show us the meaning of haste!", Elrond gravely spoke and Celebrían left.

"Oh hello Master Elrond!", Sam said.

"Hello Sam! Hello Merry! Hello Frodo!"

"Popcorn?", Merry offered Elrond.

"Thanks!", Elrond got a few popcorns watching the catfight.

"NO DON'T TOUCH THERE!", a voice that they thought was Legolas' came from the mess.

"WOW! THE PRINCE'S FRIGHTENED!", another voice, this one a little bit like Elladan's.

At this very moment, Eomer and Faramir got to the "Gondor Fight Practice Arena" coming from the east wing. Celeborn and Galadriel, at the same moment, came from the west wing. They all death glared each other.

"FOR HUMANS!", Eomer shouted and Faramir nodded. They drew their swords and went to battle.

"FOR ELVES!", Galadriel shouted and Celeborn nodded. They drew their elven knives and went to battle.

"Oh no the situation got worse!", Frodo stated.

"Indeed!", Elrond agreed. "Sam, could you please go and get Aragorn and Arwen?", he smiled.

"Ok...", Sam left.

"No way I'm gonna loose the best part of the fight!", Elrond said. Merry and Pippin nodded.

Now they were all so mixed that nobody could possibly distinguish friends from foes, as Eomer had predicted. And, at this very moment, an heroic king Elessar arrived with shining Narsil.

"FOR FRODO!", he shouted.

"Eru, will he someday be aware that the War – and the movie – is over?", Arwen muttered and sadly nodded. Then she jumped into the battle too.

"Wow, this is getting even better!", Pippin cheered. "Go Aragorn go!"

"Go Aragorn go!", the other three hobbits cheered two.

"Hey wait a minut! Go Arwen go!", Elrond cheered.

"Yeah go Arwen go!", Celebrían just showed up again.

Then the hobbits, Elrond and Celebráin started fighting too. Everything turned into a massive mess now.

"So.... grandma... you... decided... practicing... too?", asked a breathless Elladan.

"Are... you... just... practicing?", Galadriel asked back.

"Yes... isn't it a good exercice?", Legolas said prancing. Then Eowyn climbed his back and tried to beat him down. Both were laughing as mad people.

"STOP IT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!", Galadriel said looking as scaring as she could – and, since we're talking about Galadriel, just imagine how frightening she can look like!

Everyone stepped back, including Celeborn. They were almost weeping.

"These four idiots were just... practicing!", Galadriel angrily said.

"Oh no!", Faramir, Eomer, Aragorn, Arwen, and Celeborn were astonished.

"Yes! And now look at us! We're all dirty!", the White Lady disgustly said.

"Huuuuuuuummmmmmmm!", the elves disgustly percieved they were dirty indeed.

"Uaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... can't we take a nice nap at this place? Do you really have to scream all the time? My Eru you are all dirty and sweating you freaking people!", Gimli said, looking as he had just waken up. They all simply rolled eyes.

"Well since it was all a misunderstanding, I think we should go now and get prepared for the party!", Aragorn said smiling.

"Do you really think we can get through this party without killing each other, babe?", Arwen whispered to Aragorn.

"We'll see!", was the former Ranger's answer, while he thought if the so-called Earth that Mary Sues always talked about was a good place to live. "Just in case of total doom!", he thought to self climbing to his room. 

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To my kind reviewers...

Dreamality: How do you review so fast? My faithful reviewer! *sheds joyful tears* Bless ya! Oh, and yes, I'm a Brazilian girl... a 16 years old Brazilian girl, to be more precise! I'm taking English classes for two years now. My older cousin Camila (c_marabini) and I use to practice! Then she told me she was improving her writing here and TCHANAN here I am. I am very proud now that you didn't realize I was no English native writer! Bless ya again! *can't stop shedding joyful tears* Anyway hope you like this chapter as well! And hope I can come up with a great idea for the next one! Lol!

Lady Fowl-Potter of the Rings: Thanks for your kind review! I'm glad you liked it! I'll explain next chapter – or next next chapter, I'm not quite sure yet – why they are so afraid of each other. And they faint all the time exactly because of this fear! Thanks again, I hope you like this chapter and keep reading and reviewing!

c_marabini: Cousin dear! Stop showing off, you concieted! Lol! And you're still the best one! Beijos beijos!