A/N: Okay, another change of plans... This is how the story ends! I hope you like it, and I must thank to you all who read it to the end! Thanks again!
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Tum tum tah... tum tum tah... tum tum tah...
Arwen, Eowyn and Galadriel are now in the middle Gondor's Palace Dinner Hall. They were about to kill each other, when Beregond, from the terrace, put a CD on. The music started, and the girls, instead of jumping in each other in wraith, just looked up to the Gondorian.
Tum tum tah... tum tum tah... tum tum tah...
The three dangerous women understandly looked at each other.
Tum tum tah... tum tum tah... tum tum tah...
From Aragorn's and Arwen's sides of the trench, people got up to watch the fight. They were stepping hard on the floor and clapping, following the music's rythm.
Tum tum tah.. tum tum tah.. tum tum tah...
The people were shouting word's of encouragement to the girls. They felt like watching a Gladiator fight from the ancient Roman times, even though they had never actually had ancient Roman times...
Tum tum tah... tum tum tah... tum tum tah...
The three dangerous women undestandly looked at each other.
"Buddy you are a boy making a big noise playing in the street gonna be a big man someday, you gotta blood on your face, you big disgrace, kicking your can all over the place, singing", Eowyn sang pointing at Faramir and Eomer, who blushed.
"We will we will rock you! We will we will rock you!", the three sang together. Beregond looked really confused, as he put that CD to be the soundtrack for a fight, not for a musical presentation or something like that.
"Buddy you are a young man hard man shouting on the street gonna take on the world someday you gotta blood on your face you big disgrace waving your banner all over the place", Arwen sang poiting at Aragorn, who blushed.
"We will we will rock you! We will we will rock you!", the three of them sang together poiting at everyone.
"Buddy you are an old man poor man pleading with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day you gotta mud on your face you big disgrace somebody better put you back into your place", Galadriel sang staring at Elrond and Celeborn, who blushed.
"We will we will rock you! We will we will rock you!", they sang together.
"Everybody singing we will we will rock you! We will we will rock you!", they were all now singing and clapping together. Beregond, astonished, fell to the ground from the terrace, and, along with him, came a box full of... margeritas (you thought I was going to say Pepsi, didn't you?).
Then, Eowyn, Arwen and Galadriel got each one a marguerita from the ground and drank it from one gulp.
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"Sam, look – there are their puddings!", Frodo whispered to his servant.
"Yes Mr Frodo! Let's destroy them!", Sam was encouraging his master.
"No – the puddings are mine!", Frodo said with flames in his eyes.
"No Mr Frodo please don't do that!", Sam was begging.
"Don't worry Sam it's only puddings. It's not the One Ring!", Frodo got a point.
"Yes Mr Frodo but do you remember what happened – in the book and in the movie – when you claimed the ring as yours?", Sam was frighetened.
"Oh my Eru! Gollum!", Frodo got a point.
"Give it to usssss preciousssssss....!", Gollum jumped on Frodo.
"HELP! HELP!", Sam cried from behind his enemies' trench and run like a mad hobbit.
"What is it, Sam?", Elrond asked.
"Gollum, it's Gollum, Master Elrond! Frodo was about to destroy the puddings, and then he claimed the puddings as his! You remember what hapenned when he claimed the Ring, don't you? So Gollum simply showed up and is now fighting Mr Frodo!", Sam spoke quickly.
"Wow we gotta do something...!", Elrond said. "Or instead Frodo will be known as Frodo of the eight fingers!"
"If with my life or death I can protect him, I shall so – or something like that. He has my sword!", Aragorn shouted.
"And he has my bow!", was Legolas' turn.
"And my axe!", Gimli shouted.
And, with that, they all went to their enemie's side of the trench and saved Frodo. What happened to Gollum there, no one really knows. Some say that he was sent to Mirkwood, from where he should never have gone out. Others say that the three heroes just killed him. But the most probable hypothesis is that, when Gimli, Aragorn and Legolas were fighting the creature, a dimension portal was opened and Gollum was banished into Middle Earth's heroes nightmares: a Mary Sue room.
"Now people look at that! We've got some margueritas left!", Frodo shouted and jumped on the margueritas' box.
And again, everybody drank together.
"Now Arag dear tell me: aren't you afraid of us exploding your palace as well?", Eowyn asked laughing.
"No Gandalf is not here, so noooo fireworks!", the king asnwered. "By the way, why didn't he come?"
"Oh he told something about avoing us exploding another palace. We didn't really understand what he was talking about, but I think that somehow he found out that Aragorn was invinting his freaking friends to come also!", Elladan said.
"We are not freaking! You are!", Merry shouted at Elladan. "You freaking twins!"
"Hey wait a minute now, little one! Elladan may be a freaking twin, but Elrohir is not!", Eowyn hugged the twin with a marguerita glass in her hand.
"Now wait everybody, now I remembered! Eowyn you were kissing freaking twin!", Faramir was drunk again.
"Indeed!", Eomer agreed.
"Now wait a minute you two freaking in-laws! Elrohir said he was kissing her cheek!", Celeborn was angry now.
"That's true! But no one but us may kiss Eowyn's cheek!", Eomer tapped his brother-in-law's shoulder.
"Wow wow wow guys! I also may kiss Eowyn's cheek, she's my friend. My best girl friend, I must say: we always do practice together!", Legolas pointed out.
"Hey I am also Eowyn's friend!", it was Aragorn.
"Legolas and Elrohir I allow to kiss Eowyn's cheek – she'd never have a crush on you two elves. But you I don't, Ranger boy!", Faramir was jealous.
"What do you mean Faramir she'd never have a crush on us? We're elves, we're gorgeous!", Elrohir tapped Legolas' shoulder.
"Do you wanna fight? So let's fight!", Faramir shouted.
"We're ready!", Elrohir jumped on the humans.
And guess what? Another catfight was now going on. And, now, it was Arwen and Galadriel who were biting their inferior lips, jealous.
Beregond was going to put another CD on. But... they were all stopped by a scream.
"NOW STOP THAT YOU FREAKING PEOPLE!", a childish voice spoke from the bar. "Look at you guys! You are the best people that ever stepped on Middle Earth. I've always heard stories about how you fought Sauron and saved the world. You all! I mean, Frodo and Sam went to Mordor and destroyed the ring there at Mt Doom. Daddy, Legolas and Gimli fought too many wars together – and uncles Elladan and Elrohir were there at Pelennor fields! Grandaddy Elrond was the wise counselor and councilor who created the Fellowship. Eomer leaded the rohirrim in battle and helped to save Minas Tirith – and the world. Faramir was the wisest warriors of all, and Eowyn, oh my, she, along with Merry, killed the Witch King! Pippin was brave enough to be Guard of the Citatel. Grandmother Galadriel and grandfather Celeborn helped the Fellowship in Lórien and also fought the evil. I mean, so people, why are you fighting? Why do you hate each other that much? I was hidden behind the bar with my sis 'cause we couldn't sleep, you were screaming so much with each other. Do you really think I am proud of you for that?", Eldarion was really angry.
Now everybody was looking down, avoiding eye contact. They were so ashamed...
"Son, you spoke with uncommon wisdom for your age!", Arwen hugged her child.
"Mommy is right, Eldarion! We will not fight anymore! We're friends after all, aren't we?", Aragorn, holding his daughter, asked everybody.
They all glared at each other. What could they possibly answer?
"YES!", Elrohir shouted and hug Eowyn. "We're friends!"
"Indeed!", Eowyn agreed. "See Faramir Elrohir's a great guy! I'm sure they all are great guys!", Eowyn stated.
"YES!", Elrond shouted. "I always told you that this hate and fear were all bullshit!"
Legolas then pranced away and looked to the window.
"Look – a red sun is rising! Blood has been spilled this night!", the Mirkwood elf intencionally said and everybody, including him, burst out laughing. "But we shall never spill our bloods again!", he said with a smile.
And it was like this that everybody became friends once again. They all cheered and laughed and drank and talked together. And, after three days, Arwen's freaking family was boarding into the west once again.
"Please people, please come back soon!", Aragorn hugged to Celeborn said.
"We will!", Elrond, Galadriel and Celeborn stepped on the grey ship.
"I had a better idea! Why don't you people go and visit us in Valinor? I'm sure you'll love it!", Celebrían said crying, because she'd just said goodbye to her daughter and her grandchildren.
"We will! We will!", Eowyn was crying hold to Elrohir, who was crying too.
"I don't like the bitterness of separation, my dear! But if you allow me to say, at least it's making you look as a gilry girl!", Elrohir said.
"You moron!", Eowyn friendly tapped the elf's shoulder, and he got up the boat as well.
"Lay down, your sweet and weary head... night's falling, you have come to jorney's end!"
"Hey Beregong turn off this CD!", they all shouted in unison seeing Beregond hidden behind a tree along with a CD player.
And it was like that that our elf friends went into the west one more time...
"Well... I guess we will miss them! And I will surely miss the action!", Aragorn sighed with his baby girl in his arms, hugged to Arwen.
"Yes we will!", Frodo agreed.
Three years later...
"Look babe, a message to us!", Eowyn said.
Faramir opened the message. And, while his eyes went down the letter, he became pale, then green, and then turned into a color we can call dead icy. "You won't believe this my love! Please go and tell Eomer and Lothíriel – who thought he'd marry Imrahil's daughter? – that I'm picking them up tomorrow at 7 a. m."
She read the message too and happily went to call her brother through that palantír thing they had been given.
Faramir, also happily, dropped the message and left to pack.
"Hey dudes whassup? So our friends there in Valinor invited us to a huuuuuge party. Please you all come here 'cause we're going to the Grey Havens. Don't be late, I want you all here the day after tomorrow. Hugs from Arag the King."
"Uhuh, let's party!", Eowyn, Faramir, Eomer, Merry, Pippin, Sam, Frodo, Legolas and Gimli shouted at the same moment, even though they're so far away from each other... But this is another tale, isn't it?
THE END
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