The Doughnut Liberator
On planet Gunsmoke, in a small town square walks the $$60 Billion man.
Vash: Man, I sure could use some doughnuts, I'm starving.
Man: Help, someone help!!runs to Vash Sir, can you help us!?
Vash: Huh? What's wrong?
Man: A gang of bandits is holding up a doughnut shop around the corner.
Vash: Oh my gosh! Really!?
Man: Yes, the owner and his wife and children are being held at gun point!
Vash: Oh no! Runs to shop don't do it!
Bandit#1: You're too late, nothing can stop us now. We've got the money.
Bandit#2: Hey, boss, what about these guys over here?
Bandit#1: Fill them full of lead?
Vash: NOOOOOOOOOOO!! Pulls out his gun and fires, shooting the guns out of the bandits' hands
Bandit#3: What the hell!?
Bandit#1: Kill him!!
Vash: How dare you threaten these poor innocent beings! Runs forward and brutally beats the bandits until they are unconscious
5 minutes later
Officer: Wow, you sure took care of these guys.
Vash: I just couldn't stand to see the defenseless being treated that way. The shop owner's beautiful wife steps out from behind the counter of the shop.
Wife: Thank you so much for getting rid of those bandits, I'm so happy, I could kiss you! She opens her arms
Vash: I'm so happy, I could cry! Vash runs toward the shop owner's wife I love you! He runs right past the shop owner's wife and to the rack of doughnuts behind her I'm so happy you're safe!
Wife: O_o!?
Vash: Can I have $$100 worth of these delicious doughnuts please!?
The End |||||||| ^_^.
(No doughnuts were harmed in the making of this fic.)
On planet Gunsmoke, in a small town square walks the $$60 Billion man.
Vash: Man, I sure could use some doughnuts, I'm starving.
Man: Help, someone help!!runs to Vash Sir, can you help us!?
Vash: Huh? What's wrong?
Man: A gang of bandits is holding up a doughnut shop around the corner.
Vash: Oh my gosh! Really!?
Man: Yes, the owner and his wife and children are being held at gun point!
Vash: Oh no! Runs to shop don't do it!
Bandit#1: You're too late, nothing can stop us now. We've got the money.
Bandit#2: Hey, boss, what about these guys over here?
Bandit#1: Fill them full of lead?
Vash: NOOOOOOOOOOO!! Pulls out his gun and fires, shooting the guns out of the bandits' hands
Bandit#3: What the hell!?
Bandit#1: Kill him!!
Vash: How dare you threaten these poor innocent beings! Runs forward and brutally beats the bandits until they are unconscious
5 minutes later
Officer: Wow, you sure took care of these guys.
Vash: I just couldn't stand to see the defenseless being treated that way. The shop owner's beautiful wife steps out from behind the counter of the shop.
Wife: Thank you so much for getting rid of those bandits, I'm so happy, I could kiss you! She opens her arms
Vash: I'm so happy, I could cry! Vash runs toward the shop owner's wife I love you! He runs right past the shop owner's wife and to the rack of doughnuts behind her I'm so happy you're safe!
Wife: O_o!?
Vash: Can I have $$100 worth of these delicious doughnuts please!?
The End |||||||| ^_^.
(No doughnuts were harmed in the making of this fic.)
