The Doughnut Liberator

On planet Gunsmoke, in a small town square walks the $$60 Billion man.

Vash: Man, I sure could use some doughnuts, I'm starving.

Man: Help, someone help!!runs to Vash Sir, can you help us!?

Vash: Huh? What's wrong?

Man: A gang of bandits is holding up a doughnut shop around the corner.

Vash: Oh my gosh! Really!?

Man: Yes, the owner and his wife and children are being held at gun point!

Vash: Oh no! Runs to shop don't do it!

Bandit#1: You're too late, nothing can stop us now. We've got the money.

Bandit#2: Hey, boss, what about these guys over here?

Bandit#1: Fill them full of lead?

Vash: NOOOOOOOOOOO!! Pulls out his gun and fires, shooting the guns out of the bandits' hands

Bandit#3: What the hell!?

Bandit#1: Kill him!!

Vash: How dare you threaten these poor innocent beings! Runs forward and brutally beats the bandits until they are unconscious

5 minutes later

Officer: Wow, you sure took care of these guys.

Vash: I just couldn't stand to see the defenseless being treated that way. The shop owner's beautiful wife steps out from behind the counter of the shop.

Wife: Thank you so much for getting rid of those bandits, I'm so happy, I could kiss you! She opens her arms

Vash: I'm so happy, I could cry! Vash runs toward the shop owner's wife I love you! He runs right past the shop owner's wife and to the rack of doughnuts behind her I'm so happy you're safe!

Wife: O_o!?

Vash: Can I have $$100 worth of these delicious doughnuts please!?

The End |||||||| ^_^.

(No doughnuts were harmed in the making of this fic.)