When Colonel Potter finally arrived in his office, which to Stacy seemed like an eternity, he seemed a bit shook up about the whole ordeal. He sat down at his desk and put his glasses and looked up and both Hawkeye and Stacy.

"Okay, Pierce and Click. I want to know what went on with Klinger last night." He said sternly.

Hawkeye and Stacy looked at one another, not knowing who was going to speak up.

Colonel Potter looks at Stacy. "Why don't you tell me?"

Stacy straightens herself up in her chair. "Well, last night Klinger and a bunch of others went over to the O Club. Radar took Jeannie over there to have a few drinks."

"And where were you and Pierce?" Potter asked.

"We were in my tent talking." She replied.

"Well, Igor told me that after a few drinks, your cousin was pretty tanked. He said that Klinger started hitting on her and she got a little mad at him. That's when it turned into an argument. He said that Jeannie crossed her arms and blinked and it started raining on him. Then when the jeep was circling around Klinger in the compound, you crossed your arms and blinked and made it stop. Would you like to explain that?"

"Well, Colonel, it is very hard to explain." She said.

"Can you explain it the easiest way possible?" He asked.

Stacy stands up, crosses her arms and blinks 3 times. It turns out Stacy blinked him into his t-shirt and boxers. Colonel Potter looked down at himself very surprised. Hawkeye couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Potter looked up at her. "Do you mind telling me how you did that?"

"Well, I am a genie."

"You are a what?"

"A genie."

Just then Radar runs in.

"Sirs, I mean Sirs and Ma'am. You guys need to come quick. Jeannie is doing some unspeakable things." Radar said frantically.

Colonel Potter, Stacy, and Hawkeye run out to the compound where she had blinked a jail cell, and Klinger was in it.

"Jeannie! What are you doing?" Stacy yelled.

Jeannie turns around and looks at Stacy.

"You!!! Scoundrel!" Jeannie blinks Stacy into the jail cell.

"Guess what! Isn't going to work!" Stacy yelled back at her. She blinked herself and Klinger out of the jail cell.

"You called Major Nelson didn't you?!?" Jeannie asked.

Stacy brushes the dirt off of herself. "Yes Jeannie, I did."

Jeannie is furious. "You rat!"

Stacy blinks Klinger out of the jail cell. Klinger brushes the dirt off of his dress.

"Hey you want to wash this dress for me, since you were who GOT IT DIRTY?!?" He yelled.

Jeannie blinked his dress clean. "There, ya happy?"

"Yeah!" Klinger yells before he stomps off to his tent.

Stacy walks over to Hawkeye. "You can feel the love here today, can you Hawk?" She says.

"Yeah but you got to admit, I sooo wish Frank was here." He replies.

"Hawkeye, are you alright?" Stacy says, putting her hand on his forehead.

"Yeah I am fine." He replies again.

She puts her hands on her hips. "Then why did you say that?" She asks.

He smiles devilishly and puts his arm around her. "Because you could blink him to Colonel Potter's cot in his sleep, fully naked."

Stacy smiles. "Or to the Nurses tent."

They both laugh hysterically at the thought.