Hullo pirate mates and pirate lasses! I am now beginning chapter four of:
'Jack impersonates a cleric of the church of England'
Jack forced me to get some sleep, (and some of you too. Queen of the Caribbean: I'm looking in your direction.. oh, and thanks for your review!), and I'm ready to tackle some more chapters and start on the rest of the suggestions I got. Go you guys! I love all of your suggestions!
Savvy TBird: Thank you so much, you're so nice!
IloveHobbits, SlashyEstel, and xCaptainOatsX: Thank you! :D
JeanieBeanie33: Your wish was granted. Hehe.
AnnonumousPOTCfan: Wow, thanks for all of your reviews! Your super savvy!
I hope I thanked everyone, if not, please yell at me and I'll add you back in!
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~~~ Outside of the inn, in the courtyard garden...
Jack came to, surrounded by bushes. He had to back out of the flora on his knees, as it was so thick. He rubbed his head and felt the crust of blood that had dried from his wound.
"Where the bloody hell is everyone?" He asked himself.
Jack looked around the garden for the moment in a daze. 'How long have I been out?' He wondered. Two hours had passed since he was knocked unconscious. He decided that he should head back up onto the patio. He climbed the three-foot tier. Jack looked down at where he and Hatchet had fought and noticed a huge pool of blood.
"Oh, hell.." He said as he drew his hand to his mouth. 'He killed Hannah?? Oh, hell. Oh, bloody hell, no!' He thought. 'Wait, she could still be alive.. in the jail. I hope that's true..' He frantically tried to formulate a plan.
Jack ran as fast as he could to the jail, and stay unseen. He hoped he wasn't too late. He would never forgive himself if she were killed. He arrived at the back-entrance of the clerics office, and snuck in. There was a wooden cross on the door. Jack saw the cleric; his back was turned to him. He grabbed a hardback bible from a table next to the door and whacked the cleric on the head, knocking him out.
"I'm going to hell for that one." Jack mumbled to himself. He put on the cleric's clothes and his little, round glasses. After he put on his effects, he went over to the washstand to wash up. He washed all the blood off of his face and neck. He added some water to his hair and combed it accordingly. He fashioned a bandage for his head from a piece of his shirt. Jack looked in the mirror of the washstand and sighed. "Close enough."
Jack leaves the cleric's office, in full cleric garb, and walks around the building to the jail. He was wearing a black frock coat, black short pants, white leggings, and black buckled shoes. He had a bandage covering his pirate brand on his forehead, and the cleric's round, silver glasses rested on his nose. His shirt was white and his waistcoat black. He had the bible under his arm, as he remembered the cleric that gave him his brand did.
"What happened to you, vicar?" Asked one of the soldiers standing next to one of the jail cells.
"Pirates,.. poor soles." Jack began in his softest non-slurred voice. "Thought I might have some money. Bless them." Jack closed his eyes and shook his head.
"I could never be a cleric of the church, father." The soldier added.
"Why's that, my son?" Jack asked.
"You are way more forgiving than I."
Jack smiled at him, (careful not to show off his gold tooth), and limped further into the jail.
"What happened to the other cleric I met this morning?" A second soldier asked Jack as he came into the jail.
"Oh, he'll be out for a while.." Jack replied with another smile. "I'll be performing the last rights."
Jack helped over to the cell that Hannah was in. He had to hide his joy at seeing her alive.
"This is the only one today, father." A soldier said.
"Thank you my sons. May I ask for a few minutes alone?" Jack asked the two soldiers.
The two men looked at one another, and then back at Jack.
"She's a pirate. She will need to confess a lot."
They nodded and left.
Hannah doesn't recognize Jack at first. He looks around and grabs the keys from the wall. Jack opens her cell door and extends his hand to her.
"Why are you doing this?" She asked as she wiped tears from her cheeks.
"Why wouldn't I, love?" He whispered in his own voice and flashed her a smile.
Her face lit up and she hugged him tightly. He let out a grunt from the pain of one of his wounds.
"Come on, love. Let's go!" He smiled and dropped the bible on the stool he was to sit on as he read Hannah her last rights. Jack directed her out of the jail and around the corner to the cleric's office.
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The soldiers figured the cleric would be done by now, and headed back to the jail. They see the bible on the stool, and the empty cell. All they could do was look at each other with their mouths hanging open in disbelief.
"Wha...? ... Oh!!" They said in unison as they figured out what had just occurred. They ran to get the other soldiers and capture the two pirates.
~~~
At the cleric's office, Jack grabbed his clothes and his effects. He and Hannah ran out of the building and down the cobblestone street. Jack looked at her and started to laugh. She joined in as they ran down the street to the docks. Jack grabbed Hannah's hand and they ran, hand-in-hand, laughing all the way. They were free. Jack was still wearing the cleric's uniform, and the people on the street could only stare. Mother's covered their children's eyes, and others pointed in shock at the cleric running down the road with a woman at his side. They were off to the Black Pearl, and their freedom.
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WHOO! Another 'Random Adventure' completed! Thanks again for the reviews, and the cameos of me in your fics! *Giggles* That's the best.
Oh, to Captain Nothing: In my 'Random Adventure' # 1, Jack gets the pearl from Isaac, his uncle Captain Long Fox's first mate. Isaac was killed, and Jack was captured. He was branded and set free, and then sailed off on his ship, the Black Pearl.
Please read and review! As usual, I love suggestions!
Now I must go watch Invader Zim. *Scampers off*
Jack: What's a Zim?
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Queen of the Caribbean: Thanks for the review! Yes, Jack tucked us all in quite nicely... then again, he's good at that sort of thing. ;) That's a very good idea! I wasn't sure anyone would like Hannah enough, but if you would like, I could write a fic about how she and Jack get separated! I could call it the sequel to this one and make it short. Or not. Tell me! :)
Brizy: Thanks for the review! I'll try not to wear myself out. Hehe.
XCaptainOatsX: Thanks for the review! I'm really glad you like my series! I wasn't sure what the response would be, but I didn't care. That's why they are here. But I love my reviewers!! Wheee!! *Cough*
SlashyEstel: Thanks for the review! I'm not on a slashy-free diet. Hehe. Is that the new fad diet going around? Like the plague that it is? Fad diets. *Twitch*
Savvy TBird: Whee! I'm glad you liked that line. I cracked up when I was writing it because I imagined Jack actually saying it. I'm glad it made your day! *Me grinning like a moron*
I'm not sure if I thanked everyone from last time, so I'm thanking everyone at least once this time that reviewed the whole story. That makes sense, right?
Jack: Couldn't you have just checked, love?
Me: Shut up you! You and your infernal sense!
Jack: You've been hanging out with Hector, haven't you?
Me: Hector?
Jack: Barbosa.
Me: FWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*Gasp*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*Gasp*HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! *Cough* I'm fine now. *Wipes tears out of eyes*
Jack: That was my first reaction too.
Anywho. Thanks to: Captain Nothing, Eccentric Banshee, and JeanieBeanie33 If I didn't send thanks last time!... I'm tired.
Jack: *Sigh* Alright, I'll tuck you all in again. *Double sigh*
Me: Yay! Don't forget the rum.
Jack: Yes, love. I suppose everyone else wants to be tucked in with rum too?
Me: You can probably just assume that.
Jack: *Sigh some more*
Jack forced me to get some sleep, (and some of you too. Queen of the Caribbean: I'm looking in your direction.. oh, and thanks for your review!), and I'm ready to tackle some more chapters and start on the rest of the suggestions I got. Go you guys! I love all of your suggestions!
Savvy TBird: Thank you so much, you're so nice!
IloveHobbits, SlashyEstel, and xCaptainOatsX: Thank you! :D
JeanieBeanie33: Your wish was granted. Hehe.
AnnonumousPOTCfan: Wow, thanks for all of your reviews! Your super savvy!
I hope I thanked everyone, if not, please yell at me and I'll add you back in!
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~~~ Outside of the inn, in the courtyard garden...
Jack came to, surrounded by bushes. He had to back out of the flora on his knees, as it was so thick. He rubbed his head and felt the crust of blood that had dried from his wound.
"Where the bloody hell is everyone?" He asked himself.
Jack looked around the garden for the moment in a daze. 'How long have I been out?' He wondered. Two hours had passed since he was knocked unconscious. He decided that he should head back up onto the patio. He climbed the three-foot tier. Jack looked down at where he and Hatchet had fought and noticed a huge pool of blood.
"Oh, hell.." He said as he drew his hand to his mouth. 'He killed Hannah?? Oh, hell. Oh, bloody hell, no!' He thought. 'Wait, she could still be alive.. in the jail. I hope that's true..' He frantically tried to formulate a plan.
Jack ran as fast as he could to the jail, and stay unseen. He hoped he wasn't too late. He would never forgive himself if she were killed. He arrived at the back-entrance of the clerics office, and snuck in. There was a wooden cross on the door. Jack saw the cleric; his back was turned to him. He grabbed a hardback bible from a table next to the door and whacked the cleric on the head, knocking him out.
"I'm going to hell for that one." Jack mumbled to himself. He put on the cleric's clothes and his little, round glasses. After he put on his effects, he went over to the washstand to wash up. He washed all the blood off of his face and neck. He added some water to his hair and combed it accordingly. He fashioned a bandage for his head from a piece of his shirt. Jack looked in the mirror of the washstand and sighed. "Close enough."
Jack leaves the cleric's office, in full cleric garb, and walks around the building to the jail. He was wearing a black frock coat, black short pants, white leggings, and black buckled shoes. He had a bandage covering his pirate brand on his forehead, and the cleric's round, silver glasses rested on his nose. His shirt was white and his waistcoat black. He had the bible under his arm, as he remembered the cleric that gave him his brand did.
"What happened to you, vicar?" Asked one of the soldiers standing next to one of the jail cells.
"Pirates,.. poor soles." Jack began in his softest non-slurred voice. "Thought I might have some money. Bless them." Jack closed his eyes and shook his head.
"I could never be a cleric of the church, father." The soldier added.
"Why's that, my son?" Jack asked.
"You are way more forgiving than I."
Jack smiled at him, (careful not to show off his gold tooth), and limped further into the jail.
"What happened to the other cleric I met this morning?" A second soldier asked Jack as he came into the jail.
"Oh, he'll be out for a while.." Jack replied with another smile. "I'll be performing the last rights."
Jack helped over to the cell that Hannah was in. He had to hide his joy at seeing her alive.
"This is the only one today, father." A soldier said.
"Thank you my sons. May I ask for a few minutes alone?" Jack asked the two soldiers.
The two men looked at one another, and then back at Jack.
"She's a pirate. She will need to confess a lot."
They nodded and left.
Hannah doesn't recognize Jack at first. He looks around and grabs the keys from the wall. Jack opens her cell door and extends his hand to her.
"Why are you doing this?" She asked as she wiped tears from her cheeks.
"Why wouldn't I, love?" He whispered in his own voice and flashed her a smile.
Her face lit up and she hugged him tightly. He let out a grunt from the pain of one of his wounds.
"Come on, love. Let's go!" He smiled and dropped the bible on the stool he was to sit on as he read Hannah her last rights. Jack directed her out of the jail and around the corner to the cleric's office.
~~~
The soldiers figured the cleric would be done by now, and headed back to the jail. They see the bible on the stool, and the empty cell. All they could do was look at each other with their mouths hanging open in disbelief.
"Wha...? ... Oh!!" They said in unison as they figured out what had just occurred. They ran to get the other soldiers and capture the two pirates.
~~~
At the cleric's office, Jack grabbed his clothes and his effects. He and Hannah ran out of the building and down the cobblestone street. Jack looked at her and started to laugh. She joined in as they ran down the street to the docks. Jack grabbed Hannah's hand and they ran, hand-in-hand, laughing all the way. They were free. Jack was still wearing the cleric's uniform, and the people on the street could only stare. Mother's covered their children's eyes, and others pointed in shock at the cleric running down the road with a woman at his side. They were off to the Black Pearl, and their freedom.
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WHOO! Another 'Random Adventure' completed! Thanks again for the reviews, and the cameos of me in your fics! *Giggles* That's the best.
Oh, to Captain Nothing: In my 'Random Adventure' # 1, Jack gets the pearl from Isaac, his uncle Captain Long Fox's first mate. Isaac was killed, and Jack was captured. He was branded and set free, and then sailed off on his ship, the Black Pearl.
Please read and review! As usual, I love suggestions!
Now I must go watch Invader Zim. *Scampers off*
Jack: What's a Zim?
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Queen of the Caribbean: Thanks for the review! Yes, Jack tucked us all in quite nicely... then again, he's good at that sort of thing. ;) That's a very good idea! I wasn't sure anyone would like Hannah enough, but if you would like, I could write a fic about how she and Jack get separated! I could call it the sequel to this one and make it short. Or not. Tell me! :)
Brizy: Thanks for the review! I'll try not to wear myself out. Hehe.
XCaptainOatsX: Thanks for the review! I'm really glad you like my series! I wasn't sure what the response would be, but I didn't care. That's why they are here. But I love my reviewers!! Wheee!! *Cough*
SlashyEstel: Thanks for the review! I'm not on a slashy-free diet. Hehe. Is that the new fad diet going around? Like the plague that it is? Fad diets. *Twitch*
Savvy TBird: Whee! I'm glad you liked that line. I cracked up when I was writing it because I imagined Jack actually saying it. I'm glad it made your day! *Me grinning like a moron*
I'm not sure if I thanked everyone from last time, so I'm thanking everyone at least once this time that reviewed the whole story. That makes sense, right?
Jack: Couldn't you have just checked, love?
Me: Shut up you! You and your infernal sense!
Jack: You've been hanging out with Hector, haven't you?
Me: Hector?
Jack: Barbosa.
Me: FWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*Gasp*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*Gasp*HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! *Cough* I'm fine now. *Wipes tears out of eyes*
Jack: That was my first reaction too.
Anywho. Thanks to: Captain Nothing, Eccentric Banshee, and JeanieBeanie33 If I didn't send thanks last time!... I'm tired.
Jack: *Sigh* Alright, I'll tuck you all in again. *Double sigh*
Me: Yay! Don't forget the rum.
Jack: Yes, love. I suppose everyone else wants to be tucked in with rum too?
Me: You can probably just assume that.
Jack: *Sigh some more*
