Cheeto: Hiya peoples! According to Sensei and my Lawyer, I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho.
Dang.
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*humming*
do de do de do
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Cheeto: Well, I've got nothing to talk about! On with the story!!
Sensei: *sweatdrops*
Cheeto: Oh yeah!!!
**Jess: *blocks Yukina* Ohhh, no. I aint leaving you two alone!! Gawd your evil!!!
**Evil Towel: No, you weren't the first reviewer, but that's okay! *huggles*
**Luna Stargazer: Um, sorry you don't like Kurama/Botan, but I do. And I don't like yaoi,(any yaoi). It's just not my thing. So if you don't like it, then don't read it. And as far as I know, it is spelled Suzuka. (I'm going with the dubbed version, since it's the only one I've seen. I get all the spelling from Tvtome.com)
Anyways, lets get back to the story!
*~Chapter Two~*
Kurama and Hiei where sifting through boxes upon boxes, looking for Shuichi's old toys, and not having much luck. The dust was billowing up everywhere, making it almost impossible to see.
"Here we go!" Kurama said in triumph, picking up a box and opening it. Thank Kami his mother kept a hold of everything he ever had.
Hiei looked over his shoulder as Kurama pulled out all kinds of action figures and various toy cars. Hiei picked up one with the stickers still attached.
"Super Sam with awesome kicking action?" he raised an eyebrow and pulled the lever a little red arrow pointed to, casing the action figures leg to jerk. Hiei snorted loudly, it was the only thing he could do to keep from laughing out loud.
"What you ningens think of." Kurama glared and grabbed Super Sam, throwing it in the box as the two headed up the stairs.
"Play with Mr. Tostito bag man." Kuwabara said and tossed a bag of chips at the girls. Shizuru and Genkai's timeout had run out, and now they had joined the onslaught.
"No, that's dumb!" Keiko yelled and threw it back at him. She seemed to have gotten over her shyness rather quickly.
"How about this kitchen knife?"
"Urameshi!"
"What?" Kurama and Hiei appeared, carrying a box and sitting it on the floor. Kurama opened it, exposing all the old toys.
"That's boy stuff!" Yukina yelled, pouting, surprising everyone. Shizuru seemed to have taken an interest in G.I. Joe and his semi-automatic machine gun, but that was about it.
Botan daintily picked up Super Sam, eyes big and sparkling. She clutched it tightly, grinning. "My love has given it to me, and therefore it is sacred!" All the guys looked at the fox and snickered, until . . .
"Barbie!" Keiko yelled, "I want BARBIE!"
"Barbie?" Yusuke looked around, "Who the hell is Barbie?"
"And Ken!" Botan squealed. The girls danced around, then stopped at the boys blank faces.
"Go get us BARBIE!"
"AND KEN!"
"NOW!" Kurama and Hiei looked at Yusuke and Kuwabara.
"Ain't no way in Hell I'm being seen buying a Barbie!" Kuwabara yelled, causing Hiei to smirk.
"I'm sure you have the collection at your house, what's the difference?"
"Shut up Shrimp!"
"Maybe Keiko's parents have some of her old ones." Kurama suggested, "Why don't you check at her house?"
The two boys sighed, "Good idea," and ran out of the house, leaving Hiei and Kurama with five little girls.
"PLAY WITH US!"
***
"Barbie, Barbie . ." Yusuke muttered, looking around Keiko's room. Her parents where at the ramen shop, so the two boys just invited themselves in and started ripping through the girls room.
"Hey, look Urameshi!" Kuwabara yelled and grabbed a box. It was an original 1964 Wedding Barbie and Wedding Ken, box never been opened, first one off the assembly line, only original known to exist.
"Alright!" Yusuke yelled, stuffing the box under his shirt, "Let's get out of here." They left Keiko's room looking like a tornado hit it.
"Look what I have!" Yusuke yelled, producing the box. All the girls screamed in glee and ran over, ripping into it.
"Thank God." Kurama sighed, Hiei's eye twitching uncontrollably. The girls had decided they would play dress up while waiting for Yusuke and Kuwabara, and had spent the last ten
minutes chasing the two boys around Kurama's house with a wide array of Shiori's dresses.
"Okay, so Ken and Barbie are getting married." Keiko said as all the girls sat in a circle on the floor.
"No, Barbie and Kurama-" The doll, Super Sam, in which Botan had lovingly dubbed 'Kurama' appeared, "Because he's cuter than Ken." Snickering and more death glares.
"Here Yukina, you can be Barbie." Botan said. Yukina took the doll and looked at it strangely, "Okay!" She chirped. Apparently Barbie play was universal.
"Yeah, until Joe comes in with his bazooka gun!" Shizuru said and plowed into Ken with the soldier.
Genkai ran off for a moment, then reappeared with a bottle. She grabbed Ken and popped his head off.
"And now Ken's dead." She squirted the ketchup all over the place, "And this is his blood."
"GASP!" Keiko cried, handing the decapitated doll to Yukina, "Use your healing powers to revive Ken!" Yukina's hands glowed, but after a second she burst into tears.
"It won't work!"
"It's okay, I'll have Kurama do it." she picked up the two pieces of Ken and ran over to Kurama, (the human, not the doll). "Can you heal him?"
Kurama took the pieces, staring at the ketchup, "What . .?"
"Oh, that's his blood." Kurama stared at the group of smiling girls, struggling to pop the dolls head back on.
(Anyone who has ever had a Barbie will know once the head comes off, it doesn't go back on.)
"Give it to me." Hiei snapped, snatching the doll. Kurama watched, amused, as the fire demon had an even harder time.
"Damn Baka Ningen doll!" With that, he melted Ken's head.
"AH!" Keiko screamed and snatched the doll back. "Oh no! Now Ken got injured in a smelting accident and can't marry Barbie cause he's DEAD!"
"Therefore, but process of elimination, Barbie is Kurama's." Botan huffed. More snickers.
"I liked Ken." Yukina said, and began to cry harder.
"Don't cry my sweet!" Kuwabara said, running in from the kitchen. "I, the great Kazuma Kuwabara, can fix your doll!" He grabbed the doll, holding something up from behind his back.
"With the power of duct tape!" Everyone sweat dropped as he wrapped the tape around Ken's head until it was a big ball of silver with some melted plastic sticking out. He handed the doll to Yukina, who smiled.
"I think he's beautiful." Kuwabara blushed and Hiei snorted. *Baka*
"I think he's a freak." Shizuru said lazily.
"Like you?" Genkai demanded, causing Shizuru to grab the girls ketchup and squirt it in Genkai's face. Genkai then ran into the kitchen and appeared with an apple and a huge toothpick.
She stabbed the apple rapidly with the toothpick, then threw the desecrated fruit.
"Apple bomb!" It hit the ground, apple chunks flying everywhere and hitting everyone in the vicinity. All the other girls jumped to their feet and sprinted for the kitchen.
"Food fight!" Botan yelled as she sprayed Keiko with the easy cheese, who returned the attack with whipped cream. Shizuru still had control of the ketchup, and Genkai was chucking various fruits at everyone.
Yukina, on the other hand, was ducking behind a cabinet door when she discovered the soda. Shaking up a two liter, she hit everyone with a blaze of Mountain Dew.
"Keiko, get over here!"Yusuke yelled to get a face full of whipped cream, the little girl screeching in delight and running across the tile. Hiei was blocking his face from a spray of Dr. Pepper as he tried to get to Yukina, who was chucking cans at him too. Kurama was trying to reach Botan, who had somehow gotten on top of the refrigerator and enjoyed dumping various food articles on his head.
Kuwabara slipped on the soda as he chased after his sister, who had abandoned her previous weapon and was now flinging syrup and vinegar. Genkai, who noticed no one was chasing after her, was using a huge wooden spoon as a sort of catapult for ice cream.
Keiko reached the open refrigerator and Yusuke grinned. "Now I got ya!" She quickly turned and grabbed the eggs, shrieking as she chucked them everywhere, hitting just about everyone. Botan had somehow gotten down and out of Kurama's reach, and had dumped a whole gallon of milk onto him.
Yukina was throwing Cereal while Shizuru had found the cookies, and was stuffing her face full of those when Kuwabara grabbed her. Hiei finally got Yukina and Kurama had resorted to plant life to grab the ever so resourceful Botan.
"Come back here!" Yusuke yelled as Keiko climbed up the cabinets, her feet knocking over the shelves, sending box upon box onto his head, not to mention many a gooey thing like honey and vanilla.
Finally he caught her foot and yanked her down, all of the boys looking at Genkai, now armed with jelly.
"Fight to the death!" she cried, throwing fistfuls at them. Yusuke ran forward and grabbed the back of her shirt, holding her up to eye level.
"You may have won the battle, but you haven't won the war!"
"Wanna bet?" Yusuke sneered, "it's bath time."
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
Cheeto: heheh- I'm evil. Review!!
Dang.
. . . . . .
. . . . . .
*humming*
do de do de do
. . . . . .
Cheeto: Well, I've got nothing to talk about! On with the story!!
Sensei: *sweatdrops*
Cheeto: Oh yeah!!!
**Jess: *blocks Yukina* Ohhh, no. I aint leaving you two alone!! Gawd your evil!!!
**Evil Towel: No, you weren't the first reviewer, but that's okay! *huggles*
**Luna Stargazer: Um, sorry you don't like Kurama/Botan, but I do. And I don't like yaoi,(any yaoi). It's just not my thing. So if you don't like it, then don't read it. And as far as I know, it is spelled Suzuka. (I'm going with the dubbed version, since it's the only one I've seen. I get all the spelling from Tvtome.com)
Anyways, lets get back to the story!
*~Chapter Two~*
Kurama and Hiei where sifting through boxes upon boxes, looking for Shuichi's old toys, and not having much luck. The dust was billowing up everywhere, making it almost impossible to see.
"Here we go!" Kurama said in triumph, picking up a box and opening it. Thank Kami his mother kept a hold of everything he ever had.
Hiei looked over his shoulder as Kurama pulled out all kinds of action figures and various toy cars. Hiei picked up one with the stickers still attached.
"Super Sam with awesome kicking action?" he raised an eyebrow and pulled the lever a little red arrow pointed to, casing the action figures leg to jerk. Hiei snorted loudly, it was the only thing he could do to keep from laughing out loud.
"What you ningens think of." Kurama glared and grabbed Super Sam, throwing it in the box as the two headed up the stairs.
"Play with Mr. Tostito bag man." Kuwabara said and tossed a bag of chips at the girls. Shizuru and Genkai's timeout had run out, and now they had joined the onslaught.
"No, that's dumb!" Keiko yelled and threw it back at him. She seemed to have gotten over her shyness rather quickly.
"How about this kitchen knife?"
"Urameshi!"
"What?" Kurama and Hiei appeared, carrying a box and sitting it on the floor. Kurama opened it, exposing all the old toys.
"That's boy stuff!" Yukina yelled, pouting, surprising everyone. Shizuru seemed to have taken an interest in G.I. Joe and his semi-automatic machine gun, but that was about it.
Botan daintily picked up Super Sam, eyes big and sparkling. She clutched it tightly, grinning. "My love has given it to me, and therefore it is sacred!" All the guys looked at the fox and snickered, until . . .
"Barbie!" Keiko yelled, "I want BARBIE!"
"Barbie?" Yusuke looked around, "Who the hell is Barbie?"
"And Ken!" Botan squealed. The girls danced around, then stopped at the boys blank faces.
"Go get us BARBIE!"
"AND KEN!"
"NOW!" Kurama and Hiei looked at Yusuke and Kuwabara.
"Ain't no way in Hell I'm being seen buying a Barbie!" Kuwabara yelled, causing Hiei to smirk.
"I'm sure you have the collection at your house, what's the difference?"
"Shut up Shrimp!"
"Maybe Keiko's parents have some of her old ones." Kurama suggested, "Why don't you check at her house?"
The two boys sighed, "Good idea," and ran out of the house, leaving Hiei and Kurama with five little girls.
"PLAY WITH US!"
***
"Barbie, Barbie . ." Yusuke muttered, looking around Keiko's room. Her parents where at the ramen shop, so the two boys just invited themselves in and started ripping through the girls room.
"Hey, look Urameshi!" Kuwabara yelled and grabbed a box. It was an original 1964 Wedding Barbie and Wedding Ken, box never been opened, first one off the assembly line, only original known to exist.
"Alright!" Yusuke yelled, stuffing the box under his shirt, "Let's get out of here." They left Keiko's room looking like a tornado hit it.
"Look what I have!" Yusuke yelled, producing the box. All the girls screamed in glee and ran over, ripping into it.
"Thank God." Kurama sighed, Hiei's eye twitching uncontrollably. The girls had decided they would play dress up while waiting for Yusuke and Kuwabara, and had spent the last ten
minutes chasing the two boys around Kurama's house with a wide array of Shiori's dresses.
"Okay, so Ken and Barbie are getting married." Keiko said as all the girls sat in a circle on the floor.
"No, Barbie and Kurama-" The doll, Super Sam, in which Botan had lovingly dubbed 'Kurama' appeared, "Because he's cuter than Ken." Snickering and more death glares.
"Here Yukina, you can be Barbie." Botan said. Yukina took the doll and looked at it strangely, "Okay!" She chirped. Apparently Barbie play was universal.
"Yeah, until Joe comes in with his bazooka gun!" Shizuru said and plowed into Ken with the soldier.
Genkai ran off for a moment, then reappeared with a bottle. She grabbed Ken and popped his head off.
"And now Ken's dead." She squirted the ketchup all over the place, "And this is his blood."
"GASP!" Keiko cried, handing the decapitated doll to Yukina, "Use your healing powers to revive Ken!" Yukina's hands glowed, but after a second she burst into tears.
"It won't work!"
"It's okay, I'll have Kurama do it." she picked up the two pieces of Ken and ran over to Kurama, (the human, not the doll). "Can you heal him?"
Kurama took the pieces, staring at the ketchup, "What . .?"
"Oh, that's his blood." Kurama stared at the group of smiling girls, struggling to pop the dolls head back on.
(Anyone who has ever had a Barbie will know once the head comes off, it doesn't go back on.)
"Give it to me." Hiei snapped, snatching the doll. Kurama watched, amused, as the fire demon had an even harder time.
"Damn Baka Ningen doll!" With that, he melted Ken's head.
"AH!" Keiko screamed and snatched the doll back. "Oh no! Now Ken got injured in a smelting accident and can't marry Barbie cause he's DEAD!"
"Therefore, but process of elimination, Barbie is Kurama's." Botan huffed. More snickers.
"I liked Ken." Yukina said, and began to cry harder.
"Don't cry my sweet!" Kuwabara said, running in from the kitchen. "I, the great Kazuma Kuwabara, can fix your doll!" He grabbed the doll, holding something up from behind his back.
"With the power of duct tape!" Everyone sweat dropped as he wrapped the tape around Ken's head until it was a big ball of silver with some melted plastic sticking out. He handed the doll to Yukina, who smiled.
"I think he's beautiful." Kuwabara blushed and Hiei snorted. *Baka*
"I think he's a freak." Shizuru said lazily.
"Like you?" Genkai demanded, causing Shizuru to grab the girls ketchup and squirt it in Genkai's face. Genkai then ran into the kitchen and appeared with an apple and a huge toothpick.
She stabbed the apple rapidly with the toothpick, then threw the desecrated fruit.
"Apple bomb!" It hit the ground, apple chunks flying everywhere and hitting everyone in the vicinity. All the other girls jumped to their feet and sprinted for the kitchen.
"Food fight!" Botan yelled as she sprayed Keiko with the easy cheese, who returned the attack with whipped cream. Shizuru still had control of the ketchup, and Genkai was chucking various fruits at everyone.
Yukina, on the other hand, was ducking behind a cabinet door when she discovered the soda. Shaking up a two liter, she hit everyone with a blaze of Mountain Dew.
"Keiko, get over here!"Yusuke yelled to get a face full of whipped cream, the little girl screeching in delight and running across the tile. Hiei was blocking his face from a spray of Dr. Pepper as he tried to get to Yukina, who was chucking cans at him too. Kurama was trying to reach Botan, who had somehow gotten on top of the refrigerator and enjoyed dumping various food articles on his head.
Kuwabara slipped on the soda as he chased after his sister, who had abandoned her previous weapon and was now flinging syrup and vinegar. Genkai, who noticed no one was chasing after her, was using a huge wooden spoon as a sort of catapult for ice cream.
Keiko reached the open refrigerator and Yusuke grinned. "Now I got ya!" She quickly turned and grabbed the eggs, shrieking as she chucked them everywhere, hitting just about everyone. Botan had somehow gotten down and out of Kurama's reach, and had dumped a whole gallon of milk onto him.
Yukina was throwing Cereal while Shizuru had found the cookies, and was stuffing her face full of those when Kuwabara grabbed her. Hiei finally got Yukina and Kurama had resorted to plant life to grab the ever so resourceful Botan.
"Come back here!" Yusuke yelled as Keiko climbed up the cabinets, her feet knocking over the shelves, sending box upon box onto his head, not to mention many a gooey thing like honey and vanilla.
Finally he caught her foot and yanked her down, all of the boys looking at Genkai, now armed with jelly.
"Fight to the death!" she cried, throwing fistfuls at them. Yusuke ran forward and grabbed the back of her shirt, holding her up to eye level.
"You may have won the battle, but you haven't won the war!"
"Wanna bet?" Yusuke sneered, "it's bath time."
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
Cheeto: heheh- I'm evil. Review!!
