Cheeto: Hi peeps. Sorry it took so long to update, I had a term project due for World Civ. I don't own yu Yu, so read and enjoy!

"Botan, get back here!" Kurama yelled as the little girl giggled in glee, scurrying down the stairs, enveloped in two towels as he chased her. Kurama was soaked, covered in food, and not happy.

Hiei, his hair drooping from Dr. Pepper, carried Yukina into the bathroom. He emerged ten minutes later with the girl wrapped in a pink towel, soaked with water, grumbling as Yukina pulled Lucky Charms out of his hair and ate them. Yukina had found it funny to freeze the water, making Hiei thaw it, just to freeze it again.

Kuwabara and Yusuke grabbed the three remaining girls, dumping them in the empty tub, turning on the water.

"Uh, shouldn't we take their clothes off?" Kuwabara said, blushing, "I mean, they are little kids, but . ."

Yusuke shrugged, "Well their clothes are dirty, right? So we're killing two birds with one stone."

"Bath toys!" Keiko shrieked, "I want bath toys!" Kuwabara and Yusuke sighed.

"Fine, hang on." They left, Shizuru grinning.

"Bubbles, we definitely need bubbles." She grabbed the bottle of shampoo, squirting all of the contents into the still running bath water.

Yusuke and Kuwabara climbed up the stairs, holding Barbie and desecrated Ken, along with some toy cars.

"Hey, Urameshi, why's the carpet all wet?"

"Oh, come on Kuwabara, couldn't you hold it?"

"HEY! What the hell is that supposed to mean?!" They opened the door.

"OH NO!" A wall of bubbles and water crashed down onto them, the girls giggling hysterically. Kurama had come upstairs to see what see the fuss was about when he saw all the water. He ran into the bathroom and shut off the faucet, turning back to the boys.

"Oh, hey Kurama-"

"OUT!" He yelled, face contorted in rage. The two punks, fearing for their lives, scrammed. Kurama sighed, turning to the three grinning girls, and ran this fingers through his hair.

Twenty minuted later, he walked down the stairs and joined the others in the living room, sitting down on the couch.

"Kuwabara, Yusuke, you might want to get your stuff, looks like you'll be here a while."

The two boys nodded and ran out of the house. The little girls watched as Kurama got some big t-shirts for them until their clothes were washed, along with some blankets. He lay them down on the floor, all the girls crawling under the covers and yawning.

"STORY!"

***

Yusuke tip toed into his house, throwing some clothes and necessities into a bag. He pressed a finger to his lips to Kuwabara, motioning to him to be quiet.

"WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR GOING?!" A voice rang out, Yusuke cursing under his breath.

"Uh, hi mom!" he grinned, scratching the back of his head. "I'm uh . .going to Kuwabara's, to . .do homework, yeah!"

Atsuko came up, glaring at him, "Since when do you do your homework?"

Yusuke sweat dropped. *Damn, I had to catch her the only time she isn't drunk!*

"Since now?"

She raised an eyebrow, then laughed giddily. "Okay, have fun now!" And stumbled back into the kitchen.

The two boys sweat dropped, and headed over to Kuwabara's.

***

"Hiei, tell us a story!" Keiko yelled. The fire demon frowned.

"Once upon a time there were five brats that needed to go to sleep. The end."

"That story sucks!" Genkai yelled, throwing a pillow at him. "Tell us a different one!"

"Once upon a time there were five brats that needed to go to sleep NOW if they wanted to continue LIVING! The end." The girls' eyes got larger and they turned over, falling asleep almost instantly.

Just then Kuwabara and Yusuke burst through the door.

"Hey guys, what-"

"SHH!" The two hissed, pointing to the sleeping girls.

"They're asleep? It's only-"

"Shut up!" The two demons hissed.

"Ohh." Kuwabara and Yusuke nodded, tip toeing over. Kurama looked up a the wrecked kitchen and the destroyed bathroom, sighing heavily. *Well this is going to be fun.*



Botan opened her eyes, looking around. It was three in the morning, and she wasn't sleepy anymore. She shook the girl next to her.

"Yukina, are you awake?" The ice demon opened her eyes and nodded. They went around and shook everyone, but Keiko was the only other one awake. The girls got up quietly, looking at the boys.

Kuwabara was laying on the ground, snoring loudly, Eikichi curled up on his chest (who he had decided to bring along). Kurama had collapsed on the couch, Yusuke slumped in a recliner. Hiei was sitting up against the wall, but it was apparent that he, too, was asleep.

"What do ya wanna do?" Keiko whispered, Botan smiling.

"Let's color!" They ran over to the kitchen. Yukina grabbed a bowl and stood on it, looking through the various drawers.

"Will these work?" she asked quietly, holding up three big, fat, black permanent markers.

"Yeah!" Keiko yelled, then clapped her hand over her mouth. They looked around, but everyone was still asleep.

They each took one, Yukina looking around. "But what do we draw on?"

The girls looked around, Botan smiling. "The walls, silly!"

***

Yusuke got up, yawning as he shuffled into the bathroom. *Bang* He backed up, shaking his head. Oh yeah, there was a wall there. He tripped up the stairs, grabbing his toothbrush and rummaging around Kurama's cabinet for toothpaste. He closed the cabinet and looked in the mirror.

"AHHHHH!" The piercing shriek woke up everyone in the house.

"What's up Urameshi?" Kuwabara said lazily as he looked up the stair way, then burst into laughter.

Yusuke had two huge black circles around his eyes, a big black moustache, and various hearts and stars dotting his cheeks and forehead. Not to mention the uni-brow.

"Oh, no." Kurama muttered. Yes, bringing the girls to his house had definitely been a mistake. Marker drawings covered the wall within a two foot radius of the floor. Hearts, stars, stick figures, stick animals, squiggles, happy suns, and just about everything else you could imagine radiated from the white walls. But one in particular caught Kurama's eye.

It was a picture of a tall stick figure with long hair and a short one. There was a caption next to it: Karaama luvis Botan, (with the exception of backwards letters, of course.)

He turned to the little girls, Yukina, Botan, and Keiko all hiding their hands behind their backs and averting their eyes. Kurama looked at them sternly.

"Show me your hands." They shook their heads.

"Now." They did, their little fingers covered in black marker. But before he could say anything, the three burst into tears. Botan wailed something, but he couldn't make it out.

"What?"

"We couldn't–find–any–PAPER!!" she howled, hiccuping in between words. Kurama's expression instantly softened.

"Are–you–mad–at–me?" He smiled and shook his head, the girl instantly stopped crying, along with the other two.

"I love you Kurama!" she chirped, latching herself onto his leg. "I can't wait for the honeymoon!" More snickering.

"Hey!" Shizuru yelled, "I wanna color too!"

"Markers!" Genkai chirped.

"No, crayons!" Shizuru shouted.

"Markers!"

"Crayons!

"MARKERS!"

"CRAYONS!" It was about to escalate into all out war until . .

"Colored Pencils!" Yukina declared. The two girls, who were about to strangle each other (or be killed by Hiei first), looked at her.

"COLORED PENCILS!" All five girls screamed at the tops of their lungs. Kuwabara looked at Kurama.

"Please tell me you have colored pencils." The fox shook his head woefully.

Yusuke sighed, going over to a wall and banging his head into it repeatedly.

"Looks like we're going to Wal-Mart."

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