"Can I get this?"
"No."
"Can I get this?"
"No."
"How about this?"
"No."
"What about-"
"NO!" Hiei yelled, Genkai sticking her tongue out at him from the little kid's seat in the cart. They were searching for colored pencils, but in a Wal-mart the size of a shopping mall, that could be a little difficult.
Yukina walked along side the fire demon, one hand clutching his pant leg, her eyes wandering the store in amazement.
"Baka, get me this!" Shizuru yelled, holding up a bag of Oreos. Kuwabara snatched them from her, dangling them over her head.
"Now who's bigger?" He snickered, Shizuru glaring at him. She ran up and rammed her foot into his.
"OW!" he dropped the bag, which she grabbed and ran off with.
"Wow, and I thought being beaten by a clown was pathetic." Hiei snorted.
"Shut-up shrimp!"Yusuke snickered, holding Keiko in his arms as he looked around.
"How in the hell are we supposed to find anything?" The punk demanded; as far as he knew, they were somewhere in the mile long fishing department.
"May I suggest we split up?" Kurama said, struggling to walk, as Botan had permanently attached herself to his leg.
"Yeah!" Keiko squealed, "Let's go to the Barbie section!" Yusuke rolled his eyes.
"Alright, we'll meet back here in twenty minutes." They all nodded and split up, going their respective directions.
***
Shizuru ran through the isles, grinning when she spotted a large McDonald's in one corner of the store. Running to the gardening section, (which was conveniently near by), she tore open a bag of top soil and rubbed herself down with it, ripping her clothes and messing up her hair, sticking leaves into it as she ran back.
She shuffled up to the counter, looking up at the female teenager behind the counter. "Can I get some food?"
"You got any money, kid?"
Let a well trained pet, Shizuru burst into tears.
***
Yusuke wandered through the store, checking out the isle names. "Man, we are never going to find these things! This place is huge!"
Keiko ignored him. "Can I get a Barbie?"
"You already have a Barbie!"
"Can I get another one?" Yusuke glared at her.
"What's wrong with the one you've got?"
"It's ugly, I want that one!" She squealed, jumping from his arms and running over to a display rack, grabbing a bright pink box with a Barbie in it that looked almost exactly like the one she had.
"That's the same one!"
"Nu-uh!" Keiko yelled. "Her lips are different! And her dress is prettier!" Yusuke rolled his eyes and grabbed the box, putting it back on the rack.
"No. Now let's go get your stupid pencils." Keiko's lips quivered and her eyes began to water.
"If-you don't-get it-for me . .I'll cry!" She threatened.
"Keiko-"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
***
"And my pimp brother spends all his money on weed, or paying the bill for the minivan we live in." Shizuru explained as she wolfed down her fifth burger, stuffing fries into her mouth and drowning it down with soda. "I used to be addicted to meth, but then they got me on the white powder."
"You poor dear!" A woman cooed. "Here, eat some more. When's the last time you ate?"
"A few days ago." Shizuru explained, sending one of the employee's running to get her a refill. "Yeah, we ate our cat. Sometimes he sends me out into the woods to catch squirrels for dinner." The people gasped in horror.
"But that's only if his one of his crack whore girlfriends doesn't bring back any cash." Kuwabara just then ran up, gasping at Shizuru's condition.
"Shizuru!" he yelled, grabbing her. "What are you doing?! Let's go!"
"You should be ashamed of yourself." A woman growled. "Feeding your little sister a cat. You disgust me."
Kuwabara visibly paled and he grabbed Shizuru, shaking her. "You ate Eikichi?! You ATE Eikichi?!" He turned and sprinted for the exit. "EIKICHI!"
***
Botan, while Kurama was being mauled by his fan club, had somehow wandered into the pet department.
"Fishy!" she cooed, tapping the glass as the goldfish swum around in circles, looking bored.
"What are you doing in there fishy? It's all small." She frowned. "I know what to do!"
Kurama broke away from his fan club and was now running down the aisles, searching for the little girl. He passed the pet section, then noticed something strange . . .
There were no fish in the tanks.
"Oh no." He ran to the girl's bathroom nearby, thanking Kami that it was almost empty
"Be free fishy!"
*flush*
"Find your home!"
*flush*
"Botan!" he yelled, bursting into one of the stalls.
"EEP! PERVERT!" *Slap*
"Uh, very sorry ma'am!" Kurama yelped, beet red as the woman stormed out of the bathroom. He cautiously approached the next stall and knocked, then pushed the door open.
Botan stood over the toilet, dropping fish by fish into the water and flushing, wishing each good luck in the wild. Kurama grabbed the girl and the remaining fish swimming in a plastic bag, and exited the bathroom, breathing a sigh of relief that they weren't caught.
"Ahem." He turned and saw a Wal mart employee glowering at him. "What do you think you were doing?"
Kurama grinned sheepishly and struggled for words, while Botan frowned. "We were freeing the fishes from your evil enslavement!" Kurama clapped a hand over the girls mouth and back away, then turned and ran.
"Free the fishies! Free the fishies!" Botan yelled around the fox's hand as he ran off to find Yusuke.
***
"GET BACK HERE!" Hiei yelled as he chased after Genkai and Yukina, who were racing away in their Hot Wheels mini car. He would have caught them by now, but Genkai was making it even harder by shooting off small blasts of energy, knocking over shelves, small children, employees, etc. In response, Hiei was just kind of plowing through everything and everyone.
"Mommy, the mean man STEPPED ON ME!" Now, Hiei was chasing Genkai and Yukina, and was being chased by a four hundred pound woman that was surprisingly agile.
"I think we lost him!" Yukina cheered as she and Genkai turned around in her plastic chair, not seeing the fire demon. Genkai grinned and turned up the radio, bopping along.
"I don't think so." The two girls whipped around to see a not very happy Hiei standing in front of them, glowering.
"Ahh!" Genkai slammed on the gas, ramming Hiei in the calve.
"You little brat!" He yelled, clutching his leg. Genkai backed up, pulled a u-ey, and sped away.
***
Sorry it took so long to update! Grades=evil. I'm kinda in a rush, so latta!
Sensei: review!
"No."
"Can I get this?"
"No."
"How about this?"
"No."
"What about-"
"NO!" Hiei yelled, Genkai sticking her tongue out at him from the little kid's seat in the cart. They were searching for colored pencils, but in a Wal-mart the size of a shopping mall, that could be a little difficult.
Yukina walked along side the fire demon, one hand clutching his pant leg, her eyes wandering the store in amazement.
"Baka, get me this!" Shizuru yelled, holding up a bag of Oreos. Kuwabara snatched them from her, dangling them over her head.
"Now who's bigger?" He snickered, Shizuru glaring at him. She ran up and rammed her foot into his.
"OW!" he dropped the bag, which she grabbed and ran off with.
"Wow, and I thought being beaten by a clown was pathetic." Hiei snorted.
"Shut-up shrimp!"Yusuke snickered, holding Keiko in his arms as he looked around.
"How in the hell are we supposed to find anything?" The punk demanded; as far as he knew, they were somewhere in the mile long fishing department.
"May I suggest we split up?" Kurama said, struggling to walk, as Botan had permanently attached herself to his leg.
"Yeah!" Keiko squealed, "Let's go to the Barbie section!" Yusuke rolled his eyes.
"Alright, we'll meet back here in twenty minutes." They all nodded and split up, going their respective directions.
***
Shizuru ran through the isles, grinning when she spotted a large McDonald's in one corner of the store. Running to the gardening section, (which was conveniently near by), she tore open a bag of top soil and rubbed herself down with it, ripping her clothes and messing up her hair, sticking leaves into it as she ran back.
She shuffled up to the counter, looking up at the female teenager behind the counter. "Can I get some food?"
"You got any money, kid?"
Let a well trained pet, Shizuru burst into tears.
***
Yusuke wandered through the store, checking out the isle names. "Man, we are never going to find these things! This place is huge!"
Keiko ignored him. "Can I get a Barbie?"
"You already have a Barbie!"
"Can I get another one?" Yusuke glared at her.
"What's wrong with the one you've got?"
"It's ugly, I want that one!" She squealed, jumping from his arms and running over to a display rack, grabbing a bright pink box with a Barbie in it that looked almost exactly like the one she had.
"That's the same one!"
"Nu-uh!" Keiko yelled. "Her lips are different! And her dress is prettier!" Yusuke rolled his eyes and grabbed the box, putting it back on the rack.
"No. Now let's go get your stupid pencils." Keiko's lips quivered and her eyes began to water.
"If-you don't-get it-for me . .I'll cry!" She threatened.
"Keiko-"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
***
"And my pimp brother spends all his money on weed, or paying the bill for the minivan we live in." Shizuru explained as she wolfed down her fifth burger, stuffing fries into her mouth and drowning it down with soda. "I used to be addicted to meth, but then they got me on the white powder."
"You poor dear!" A woman cooed. "Here, eat some more. When's the last time you ate?"
"A few days ago." Shizuru explained, sending one of the employee's running to get her a refill. "Yeah, we ate our cat. Sometimes he sends me out into the woods to catch squirrels for dinner." The people gasped in horror.
"But that's only if his one of his crack whore girlfriends doesn't bring back any cash." Kuwabara just then ran up, gasping at Shizuru's condition.
"Shizuru!" he yelled, grabbing her. "What are you doing?! Let's go!"
"You should be ashamed of yourself." A woman growled. "Feeding your little sister a cat. You disgust me."
Kuwabara visibly paled and he grabbed Shizuru, shaking her. "You ate Eikichi?! You ATE Eikichi?!" He turned and sprinted for the exit. "EIKICHI!"
***
Botan, while Kurama was being mauled by his fan club, had somehow wandered into the pet department.
"Fishy!" she cooed, tapping the glass as the goldfish swum around in circles, looking bored.
"What are you doing in there fishy? It's all small." She frowned. "I know what to do!"
Kurama broke away from his fan club and was now running down the aisles, searching for the little girl. He passed the pet section, then noticed something strange . . .
There were no fish in the tanks.
"Oh no." He ran to the girl's bathroom nearby, thanking Kami that it was almost empty
"Be free fishy!"
*flush*
"Find your home!"
*flush*
"Botan!" he yelled, bursting into one of the stalls.
"EEP! PERVERT!" *Slap*
"Uh, very sorry ma'am!" Kurama yelped, beet red as the woman stormed out of the bathroom. He cautiously approached the next stall and knocked, then pushed the door open.
Botan stood over the toilet, dropping fish by fish into the water and flushing, wishing each good luck in the wild. Kurama grabbed the girl and the remaining fish swimming in a plastic bag, and exited the bathroom, breathing a sigh of relief that they weren't caught.
"Ahem." He turned and saw a Wal mart employee glowering at him. "What do you think you were doing?"
Kurama grinned sheepishly and struggled for words, while Botan frowned. "We were freeing the fishes from your evil enslavement!" Kurama clapped a hand over the girls mouth and back away, then turned and ran.
"Free the fishies! Free the fishies!" Botan yelled around the fox's hand as he ran off to find Yusuke.
***
"GET BACK HERE!" Hiei yelled as he chased after Genkai and Yukina, who were racing away in their Hot Wheels mini car. He would have caught them by now, but Genkai was making it even harder by shooting off small blasts of energy, knocking over shelves, small children, employees, etc. In response, Hiei was just kind of plowing through everything and everyone.
"Mommy, the mean man STEPPED ON ME!" Now, Hiei was chasing Genkai and Yukina, and was being chased by a four hundred pound woman that was surprisingly agile.
"I think we lost him!" Yukina cheered as she and Genkai turned around in her plastic chair, not seeing the fire demon. Genkai grinned and turned up the radio, bopping along.
"I don't think so." The two girls whipped around to see a not very happy Hiei standing in front of them, glowering.
"Ahh!" Genkai slammed on the gas, ramming Hiei in the calve.
"You little brat!" He yelled, clutching his leg. Genkai backed up, pulled a u-ey, and sped away.
***
Sorry it took so long to update! Grades=evil. I'm kinda in a rush, so latta!
Sensei: review!
