Cheeto: Hiya peoples! MERRY LATE CHRISTMAS!!!!! I'm really, really, REALLY *REALLY* sorry for not updating for forever. I don't have a good excuse, I'm just incredibly lazy . . . ^-^; Oh, and it was my birthday six days ago! *dances* Go me!!! I finally turned . . . *glances around for creepy internet child molesters* . . .thirty six?
But anyways, without further ado, the next chapter of "No Need For Chibis!!!" eeep!
*~Chapter Five~*
"Yuuuuusuke, can I get this?"
"Keiko-"
"WAAAAAAA."
"FINE!" Keiko grinned and grabbed the stuffed dog off the shelf, then continued skipping down the isles. Yusuke stumbled after her, weighed down with five Barbies, two Easy Bake Ovens, and six My Little Ponies.
"Yuuuuusuke, can-"
"NO!" He yelled, letting all of his packages clatter to the floor, grabbing the little girl's hand. "We're leaving right now!" Keiko dropped the stuffed elephant and turned back to him, eyes large and tear filled. She began to sniffle, then wail convincingly.
"You-never-get-me-ANYTHING!" She screeched. People stopped to stare at him and the sobbing girl. "You MEANIE POO HEAD!"
"Keiko . . ." Saying her name just made her scream louder.
"What an awful person." People were muttering as they passed, glaring at the poor boy. "Poor girl, she only wants a stuffed animal." Yusuke looked like he was about to cry.
"Keiko, don't cry anymore." He said pleadingly. "I'll get you the stupid elephant!"
"HE ISN'T STUPID!"
"Okay, whatever, just don't cry anymore?" She sniffed a few times and wiped her eyes with her sleeve. She looked up at him and smiled. "KAY!" She let go of his hand and began to skip some more, then stopped. Yusuke winced and waited for the screaming to start.
Keiko began what looked like a spin-off of The River Dance, biting her lip and spinning around. She ran up and grabbed Yusuke's pant leg, tugging it madly. "I have to go potty." She whispered urgently.
"Come on Keiko, can't it wait?"
"I have to go NOW!"
Botan sat in Kurama's arms as he searched for Yusuke, trying to avoid any Wal-Mart employees he might see.
"Shuuuuuichi-kun!" The shrill shriek stopped Kurama dead in his tracks. He winced and turned around, plastering a fake smile on his face. Three girls ran up, all giggling and blushing madly.
"Oh, Shuichi, I never knew you were a family man!" One giggled, looking at Botan. "She's so cute! Can I see her?" Before the fox could object, she scooped the little girl out of his arms.
"Aren't you a little sweetie?" She cooed in a baby voice, poking the toddler's nose.
Botan bit her.
The woman screeched and dropped her, clutching her red finger as Botan sped off.
"No!" Kurama cried and pushed past the three girls, two of which were comforting the bitten one. When they noticed he was gone, then began to cry.
"Wait, Shuichi-kun, don't go!"
***
Keiko, still jumping around madly, followed Yusuke to the two doors labeled 'Male' and 'Female.'
"Okay, we're here, go on in." Keiko looked up at him pleadingly.
"I can't go by myself." Yusuke blanched. "What?! How hard can it be? You just sit and go, right?" Keiko looked like she was going to cry.
"Alright, come on." He said and headed for the Men's room.
"No!" Keiko said and jogged in place. "That's the *boys* room."
"So what?"
"I can't go into the *boys* room!" Yusuke frowned, then pointed to a sign, reading it aloud. "Children of the opposite sex may use restrooms if they are five or under. You're like what, four? It's fine, come on." Keiko shook her head vigorously.
"I'm a girl, I have to go to the *girls* room."
"Then go!"
"I don't wanna go by myself!" She wailed. "And I gotta go really BAD!" Yusuke frowned.
"I can't go into the ladies room with you!"
"You HAVE to!" Just then, Kurama ran up.
"Have you seen Botan?!" Yusuke grinned.
"Hey, Kurama, you look like a girl, take Keiko to the bathroom." Kurama fixed him with a level stare, denoting that as a bad idea. "I take that as a no." With that, he sped off.
Yusuke looked down at Keiko, then, with a defeated sigh, took her hand and led her into the Ladies room.
***
Botan giggled as she looked back, having finally lost the fox. Sadly, she wasn't looking where she was going and ran head first into an isle, the force sending her sprawling. A heavy white and pink bag fell off one of the shelves, exploding once it made contact with the floor, spilling its contents everywhere.
Botan stood and dusted herself off, walking over to inspect the crash site. Taking a handful of the grainy white substance, she shoved it in her mouth.
"Mmmm." She moaned and took another handful, stuffing that into her mouth as she inspected the label.
"S-U-G-A-R." She stared at it for a moment more, trying to digest the letters, then shrugged. Plopping onto the ground, she began to feast on the new treat.
***
Yusuke kept a hand over his eyes as he stepped into the bathroom, women letting out shrieks as they spotted the boy.
"Oh, come on! I'm not even looking!" He yelled. Keiko smiled and ran to the stall, locking the door behind her.
Yusuke leaned against the wall, red staining his cheeks as he waited for the little girl to finish.
"Are you done yet?"
"No!" She yelled. He waited a few more seconds.
"Now?"
"NO!"
"How long does it take?!" He waited a bit more, then asked again. One more, the same response met him. Peeking between his fingers, Yusuke found that the bathroom was mostly empty, and knocked on her stall.
"I'm not done yet!" She yelled. Yusuke sighed and sweat dropped, looking at his watch.
***
Keiko pulled up her pants and flushed the toilet, watching as the water swirled down the drain. She giggled and flushed again, giggling some more.
"Are you done yet?"
"No!" she yelled, dropping the end of the toilet paper roll into the toilet and flushing again, giggling as the roll spun madly, feeding out more and more paper.
Then she realized something. It wasn't flushing anymore. She tried the lever again, but more water just filled up. She tried again and again, but it didn't work. Frowning, she reached up to undo the lock, but it was stuck! Her frown deepening, she crawled under one of the stall's walls into the next stall, and kept going.
Yusuke hung his head, sighing heavily, when he noticed something strange. There was water coming out from under the door. Lifting his foot, he wrinkled his nose in disgust, then thought of something.
"Keiko?" he said, trying to pull open the door. Locked. He jiggled the handle, calling out her name again. When it didn't budge, he began to get worried.
"Keiko?!" he yelled, ramming the door with his shoulder. While he was doing this, the little girl calmly walked out the entrance.
***
Botan screamed at the top of her lungs as she ran down the isles, running into things, falling down, getting back up, then running around screaming some more.
She kept running and turned a corner, plowing into the legs of someone and fell on her butt. She looked up to see an annoyed Wal-Mart employee.
"Little girl, where are your parents?" Botan looked up at him.
"YOURE GAY!" She yelled and felling into a fit of giggles, laughing like it was the funniest thing she ever heard. She rolled around on the ground as she howled with laughter while the employee looked around awkwardly.
"Um, I'm going to have to take you to the front and call your parents." She suddenly went sullen.
"I'm an orphan." He looked at her sadly. "Oh . . ., um . .okay . ."
"I GOT YOU SO GOOD!" She yelled, giggling hysterically. "But don't worry, I'm on sale for $2.99! Roll 'em back, roll em out! ALWAYS LOW PRICES AT WAL-MART! I am the product of faceless corporate companies that sacrifice human morals and the jobs of millions to put more money in their pockets just to spend more on themselves and the growth of their companies under the façade of helping people!" The employee sweat dropped. "I AM ZORRO!" He watched her blow raspberries in impersonation of an airplane, spread her arms, and run off.
"And they say my generation is bad . ." he muttered as he fingered his lip ring.
Botan raced past the clothing isles and the jewelry counter. She backtracked a few steps, and stared at the necklaces and rings. "Shiny . ."
A woman at the jewelry counter looked down at her and smiled. "Can I help you?" Botan looked up at her, sparkles in her eyes.
"I like shiny things." The woman stared at her strangely.
"Botan!" Kurama yelled and grabbed her. "No more running away, we are leaving right now!" He said. She stared at him.
"Can we go to the circus?"
"What?" He raised an eyebrow as he started away from the counter. Botan looked over his shoulder and screeched in disapproval.
"NO! THE SHINEY! DON'T TAKE ME AWAY FROM THE SHINEY!"
***
Kurama spotted Yusuke, who was sitting on a bench past the check out counters. There was no Keiko.
"Yusuke, wh-"
"The toilet ate Keiko." He wailed, Kurama quirking an eyebrow. "Yusuke, I hate to tell you, but-"
"Excuse me sir." A nasal voice echoed behind him. Kurama turned, annoyed at being interrupted again, and tried to contain a smirk. "Does this belong to you?"
"Keiko!" He cried and jumped up, grabbing the girl and squeezing her. "Where-"
"And tell her to stay away from the make-up section." Keiko looked at the boy and grinned, the lipstick that was smeared all over her face leaving an imprint on his jacket, along with the globs of mascara and the eye-shadow that went halfway up her forehead. That and she had so much rouge on she looked like she had tuberculosis.
"Okay." Yusuke grinned. "Now let's get out of here. Where's Kuwa-" He was cut off when an entire self of dishwashing soap came crashing down on a gaggle of sale-seeking Wal-Mart shoppers. Genkai and Yukina slid out in their Hotwheels car, spun, and sped away. Hiei followed closely, turning to glare at the other boys.
"What are you waiting for, help me catch them you bakas!"
***
The three boys stepped out of the store, a package containing the ever-elusive colored pencils. Along with that, Yusuke had purchased a leash that was now secured around Genkai, who was pouting as she followed reluctantly. The spotted a large crowd of people, and drew closer out of curiosity.
"And if we don't get the rent paid this month, then we'll lose the orphanage and all the children will be forced onto the street into prostitution." Shizuru 'sobbed.' "And then none of us will get a Christmas!" She wailed, people empting their wallets into her McDonalds cup.
"Oh, you poor thing!" They cooed. "How awful!" The boys groaned, Yusuke running forward, grabbing her and pulling her out of the crowd.
"What are you doing?!" he demanded, then looked over to her cup. "Damn, how much you got there?" She stuck her tongue out at him and tucked it under her *tattered* coat. "Be right back." She ran off, then appeared moments later, lugging a clear bag crammed full of McDonalds products that was bigger than she was.
"I am not even going to ask." Yusuke said, making a mental note to take Shizuru out more. "Where's your brother?"
She shrugged. "I dunno, he ran off muttering about his cat." Yusuke rolled his eyes, Kurama sighing heavily. "Let's just go before you get into more trouble." They started walking out to the fox's car, when a voice stopped them.
"Hold it right there."
"Oh, no."
****
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But anyways, without further ado, the next chapter of "No Need For Chibis!!!" eeep!
*~Chapter Five~*
"Yuuuuusuke, can I get this?"
"Keiko-"
"WAAAAAAA."
"FINE!" Keiko grinned and grabbed the stuffed dog off the shelf, then continued skipping down the isles. Yusuke stumbled after her, weighed down with five Barbies, two Easy Bake Ovens, and six My Little Ponies.
"Yuuuuusuke, can-"
"NO!" He yelled, letting all of his packages clatter to the floor, grabbing the little girl's hand. "We're leaving right now!" Keiko dropped the stuffed elephant and turned back to him, eyes large and tear filled. She began to sniffle, then wail convincingly.
"You-never-get-me-ANYTHING!" She screeched. People stopped to stare at him and the sobbing girl. "You MEANIE POO HEAD!"
"Keiko . . ." Saying her name just made her scream louder.
"What an awful person." People were muttering as they passed, glaring at the poor boy. "Poor girl, she only wants a stuffed animal." Yusuke looked like he was about to cry.
"Keiko, don't cry anymore." He said pleadingly. "I'll get you the stupid elephant!"
"HE ISN'T STUPID!"
"Okay, whatever, just don't cry anymore?" She sniffed a few times and wiped her eyes with her sleeve. She looked up at him and smiled. "KAY!" She let go of his hand and began to skip some more, then stopped. Yusuke winced and waited for the screaming to start.
Keiko began what looked like a spin-off of The River Dance, biting her lip and spinning around. She ran up and grabbed Yusuke's pant leg, tugging it madly. "I have to go potty." She whispered urgently.
"Come on Keiko, can't it wait?"
"I have to go NOW!"
Botan sat in Kurama's arms as he searched for Yusuke, trying to avoid any Wal-Mart employees he might see.
"Shuuuuuichi-kun!" The shrill shriek stopped Kurama dead in his tracks. He winced and turned around, plastering a fake smile on his face. Three girls ran up, all giggling and blushing madly.
"Oh, Shuichi, I never knew you were a family man!" One giggled, looking at Botan. "She's so cute! Can I see her?" Before the fox could object, she scooped the little girl out of his arms.
"Aren't you a little sweetie?" She cooed in a baby voice, poking the toddler's nose.
Botan bit her.
The woman screeched and dropped her, clutching her red finger as Botan sped off.
"No!" Kurama cried and pushed past the three girls, two of which were comforting the bitten one. When they noticed he was gone, then began to cry.
"Wait, Shuichi-kun, don't go!"
***
Keiko, still jumping around madly, followed Yusuke to the two doors labeled 'Male' and 'Female.'
"Okay, we're here, go on in." Keiko looked up at him pleadingly.
"I can't go by myself." Yusuke blanched. "What?! How hard can it be? You just sit and go, right?" Keiko looked like she was going to cry.
"Alright, come on." He said and headed for the Men's room.
"No!" Keiko said and jogged in place. "That's the *boys* room."
"So what?"
"I can't go into the *boys* room!" Yusuke frowned, then pointed to a sign, reading it aloud. "Children of the opposite sex may use restrooms if they are five or under. You're like what, four? It's fine, come on." Keiko shook her head vigorously.
"I'm a girl, I have to go to the *girls* room."
"Then go!"
"I don't wanna go by myself!" She wailed. "And I gotta go really BAD!" Yusuke frowned.
"I can't go into the ladies room with you!"
"You HAVE to!" Just then, Kurama ran up.
"Have you seen Botan?!" Yusuke grinned.
"Hey, Kurama, you look like a girl, take Keiko to the bathroom." Kurama fixed him with a level stare, denoting that as a bad idea. "I take that as a no." With that, he sped off.
Yusuke looked down at Keiko, then, with a defeated sigh, took her hand and led her into the Ladies room.
***
Botan giggled as she looked back, having finally lost the fox. Sadly, she wasn't looking where she was going and ran head first into an isle, the force sending her sprawling. A heavy white and pink bag fell off one of the shelves, exploding once it made contact with the floor, spilling its contents everywhere.
Botan stood and dusted herself off, walking over to inspect the crash site. Taking a handful of the grainy white substance, she shoved it in her mouth.
"Mmmm." She moaned and took another handful, stuffing that into her mouth as she inspected the label.
"S-U-G-A-R." She stared at it for a moment more, trying to digest the letters, then shrugged. Plopping onto the ground, she began to feast on the new treat.
***
Yusuke kept a hand over his eyes as he stepped into the bathroom, women letting out shrieks as they spotted the boy.
"Oh, come on! I'm not even looking!" He yelled. Keiko smiled and ran to the stall, locking the door behind her.
Yusuke leaned against the wall, red staining his cheeks as he waited for the little girl to finish.
"Are you done yet?"
"No!" She yelled. He waited a few more seconds.
"Now?"
"NO!"
"How long does it take?!" He waited a bit more, then asked again. One more, the same response met him. Peeking between his fingers, Yusuke found that the bathroom was mostly empty, and knocked on her stall.
"I'm not done yet!" She yelled. Yusuke sighed and sweat dropped, looking at his watch.
***
Keiko pulled up her pants and flushed the toilet, watching as the water swirled down the drain. She giggled and flushed again, giggling some more.
"Are you done yet?"
"No!" she yelled, dropping the end of the toilet paper roll into the toilet and flushing again, giggling as the roll spun madly, feeding out more and more paper.
Then she realized something. It wasn't flushing anymore. She tried the lever again, but more water just filled up. She tried again and again, but it didn't work. Frowning, she reached up to undo the lock, but it was stuck! Her frown deepening, she crawled under one of the stall's walls into the next stall, and kept going.
Yusuke hung his head, sighing heavily, when he noticed something strange. There was water coming out from under the door. Lifting his foot, he wrinkled his nose in disgust, then thought of something.
"Keiko?" he said, trying to pull open the door. Locked. He jiggled the handle, calling out her name again. When it didn't budge, he began to get worried.
"Keiko?!" he yelled, ramming the door with his shoulder. While he was doing this, the little girl calmly walked out the entrance.
***
Botan screamed at the top of her lungs as she ran down the isles, running into things, falling down, getting back up, then running around screaming some more.
She kept running and turned a corner, plowing into the legs of someone and fell on her butt. She looked up to see an annoyed Wal-Mart employee.
"Little girl, where are your parents?" Botan looked up at him.
"YOURE GAY!" She yelled and felling into a fit of giggles, laughing like it was the funniest thing she ever heard. She rolled around on the ground as she howled with laughter while the employee looked around awkwardly.
"Um, I'm going to have to take you to the front and call your parents." She suddenly went sullen.
"I'm an orphan." He looked at her sadly. "Oh . . ., um . .okay . ."
"I GOT YOU SO GOOD!" She yelled, giggling hysterically. "But don't worry, I'm on sale for $2.99! Roll 'em back, roll em out! ALWAYS LOW PRICES AT WAL-MART! I am the product of faceless corporate companies that sacrifice human morals and the jobs of millions to put more money in their pockets just to spend more on themselves and the growth of their companies under the façade of helping people!" The employee sweat dropped. "I AM ZORRO!" He watched her blow raspberries in impersonation of an airplane, spread her arms, and run off.
"And they say my generation is bad . ." he muttered as he fingered his lip ring.
Botan raced past the clothing isles and the jewelry counter. She backtracked a few steps, and stared at the necklaces and rings. "Shiny . ."
A woman at the jewelry counter looked down at her and smiled. "Can I help you?" Botan looked up at her, sparkles in her eyes.
"I like shiny things." The woman stared at her strangely.
"Botan!" Kurama yelled and grabbed her. "No more running away, we are leaving right now!" He said. She stared at him.
"Can we go to the circus?"
"What?" He raised an eyebrow as he started away from the counter. Botan looked over his shoulder and screeched in disapproval.
"NO! THE SHINEY! DON'T TAKE ME AWAY FROM THE SHINEY!"
***
Kurama spotted Yusuke, who was sitting on a bench past the check out counters. There was no Keiko.
"Yusuke, wh-"
"The toilet ate Keiko." He wailed, Kurama quirking an eyebrow. "Yusuke, I hate to tell you, but-"
"Excuse me sir." A nasal voice echoed behind him. Kurama turned, annoyed at being interrupted again, and tried to contain a smirk. "Does this belong to you?"
"Keiko!" He cried and jumped up, grabbing the girl and squeezing her. "Where-"
"And tell her to stay away from the make-up section." Keiko looked at the boy and grinned, the lipstick that was smeared all over her face leaving an imprint on his jacket, along with the globs of mascara and the eye-shadow that went halfway up her forehead. That and she had so much rouge on she looked like she had tuberculosis.
"Okay." Yusuke grinned. "Now let's get out of here. Where's Kuwa-" He was cut off when an entire self of dishwashing soap came crashing down on a gaggle of sale-seeking Wal-Mart shoppers. Genkai and Yukina slid out in their Hotwheels car, spun, and sped away. Hiei followed closely, turning to glare at the other boys.
"What are you waiting for, help me catch them you bakas!"
***
The three boys stepped out of the store, a package containing the ever-elusive colored pencils. Along with that, Yusuke had purchased a leash that was now secured around Genkai, who was pouting as she followed reluctantly. The spotted a large crowd of people, and drew closer out of curiosity.
"And if we don't get the rent paid this month, then we'll lose the orphanage and all the children will be forced onto the street into prostitution." Shizuru 'sobbed.' "And then none of us will get a Christmas!" She wailed, people empting their wallets into her McDonalds cup.
"Oh, you poor thing!" They cooed. "How awful!" The boys groaned, Yusuke running forward, grabbing her and pulling her out of the crowd.
"What are you doing?!" he demanded, then looked over to her cup. "Damn, how much you got there?" She stuck her tongue out at him and tucked it under her *tattered* coat. "Be right back." She ran off, then appeared moments later, lugging a clear bag crammed full of McDonalds products that was bigger than she was.
"I am not even going to ask." Yusuke said, making a mental note to take Shizuru out more. "Where's your brother?"
She shrugged. "I dunno, he ran off muttering about his cat." Yusuke rolled his eyes, Kurama sighing heavily. "Let's just go before you get into more trouble." They started walking out to the fox's car, when a voice stopped them.
"Hold it right there."
"Oh, no."
****
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