Title: How To Get The Girl You Lost, But Didn't Know You Lost Her, Back
by: LilyP_writer@yahoo.com
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Chapter 14: Boy's Night In
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Hermione and Ginny spent the entire day together and night too. Harry was forced to stay with Ron. It wasn't so bad, until Ron got tired of beating Harry at Chess and Harry got tired of talking Quidditch.
"How do girls do it?" Harry asked Ron. His friend gave a questioning look after staring blankly out the window at the stars that were just appearing.
"Do what?" Ron asked.
"Girl Talk!" Harry barked. "What is it? Girls can spend the night and talk for hours and hours but guys get bored after three minutes."
"Well," Ron shifted and stood up awkwardly. "We could SEE what they like about it."
"What do you mean, see?" Harry asked. "Ginny and Hermione are having a 'Girls Night Out'." Harry decided to use the ever popular finger quotes. "Follow them?"
"NO!" Ron yelled quickly. "Imagine them in a beauty salon? Getting their nails done? ERG!" Ron walked over to the door to make sure no footsteps were coming in their direction. Harry felt his eyes closing, the orange walls were getting to him. "I'll be right back!" Ron yelled and he disappeared down the hall.
Harry sat on Ron's bed, feeling the urge to turn off the light, even at night the walls gave him a headache. Soon, hopefully next week, Ron would grow out of his Chuddly Canon phase and pick a better team, hopefully one whose colors don't induce pain.
Ron appeared back in his room, closing the door behind him and tossing a stack of magazines into Harry's lap. Harry looked up at Ron who had an evil gleam in his eyes. "What's this?" Harry asked pushing the magazines off of him.
"Our key to see what is in the mind of our girlfriends." Ron said, picking up one of the magazines and showing Harry the colorful cover ("Witch Weekly"). "They are Ginny and Hermione's girlie newspapers."
Harry picked up another, "Teen Magic?" Harry tossed it aside.
"Hey! This is a perfect idea!" Ron barked to Harry in a threatening way. "We can see what the girls really want!"
Harry took a look at the magazine that Ron had. "Smooth Legs in half the time?" Harry suggested after reading it off the cover.
"That," Ron laughed, "and what they see in us."
"Well," Harry said grabbing a copy of 'Witch Weekly' from September, "I know what Ginny sees in me. My heroic and charming manner, my comely visage, and it doesn't hurt that I am ruggedly sexy. Now, what does Hermione see in you?" Harry flipped open the magazine.
"Ha ha ha." Ron said sarcastically.
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Ron and Harry spent most of the night reading articles and such. Then, after finding interesting facts or stories they would share them with each other, aka 'Boy' talk...yeah.
"Did you know that strawberries are aphrodisiacs?" Harry asked, generally interested. He made a mental note to remember that.
"Really?" Ron asked, his eyes darting around.
"Do you even know what an aphrodisiac is?" Harry asked, letting a laugh escape when Ron shrugged.
After three more magazines and a very red faced Ron, the Weasley decided to get back at Harry. "Hey!" Ron grabbed his wand. "I found a spell!" Before Harry could ask anything, Ron spat, "Bellus Facies!"
Harry felt like his face gained very little weight, he looked at Ron who was laughing non-stop. 'Who killed Ron and invited Dawn?' Harry thought to himself. "What?" Harry asked irritated.
Ron couldn't say anything so he pointed to the mirror. Harry walked over slowly. He looked into the mirror to his reflection.
"OH MY GOD!" Harry yelled. "Ron, what did you do?" All over Harry's face was creamy white powder, pink blush, dark eyeliner, warm eyeshadow, red lipstick, and black mascara. Ron had used a spell, a very effective spell, to put make up on Harry's face. Even though Harry was upset he could help but notice that if the boy-who-lived turned out to be the girl-who-lived he would be quite an attractive female.
"Getting you back!" Ron howled with laughter. Harry glared at Ron, feeling that Ron was no longer his friend, but quickly forgetting and being friends again when he came up with a bargain.
"I'll tell you what an aphrodisiac is if you take this stuff off of my face." Harry offered, Ron sobered and took it off in a flash.
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"Dear Gabby," Ron read in a high pitched, girlie voice. "My boyfriend is trying to have sex with me, he told me that the 'Condom Spell' was 100% safe, is that true? Love, Has-A-Horny-Boyfriend."
Harry laughed. "Wait!" Ron warned in his normal voice, "I'm not done yet!" Then adopting a deep, husky 'middle-aged-women' who has 'smoker's-cough' type-voice he recited, "Dear, Has. Don't trust your boyfriend. It is still possible to become pregnant. Don't forget STDs! I say, dear, wait until your married, you will be happier! Love, Gabby!"
"I'll keep that in mind." Harry looked over at Ron. He became silent but he didn't acknowledge or agree to Harry's response.
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"HA HA! Listen to this one!" Harry laughed, pulling the magazine closer to his face. "One time, I put a spell on my chest to make it bigger and in the middle of a snog with my boyfriend, the spell went wrong and my chest swelled until they were as big as bicycle tires. We had to go to the hospital and get the reduced...BY MY FATHER, a healer! It was so embarrassing!"
"Girls can do that?" Ron asked with large eyes and a red face. No doubt imaging Hermione doing that.
Harry shrugged, "Guess so!" Harry had to admit he imagined Ginny doing the same but he realized with that fantasy that he like Ginny just the way they- -she was.
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Hermione and Ginny arrived home late that night. They spent the day and night with Tonks, getting make overs and buying clothes. Girls's Night Out turned out to be just what they needed. Ginny got a new hair cut, more like a trim, and Hermione bought some new clothes that "ironically" enough fit both her and Ginny.
As the girls tip-toed around the house, Hermione spotted that the boy's light was on. "Are they waiting up for us?" Hermione asked, she walked quietly over to the door and pressed her ear up against it.
"I don't hear anything," Ginny said, mirroring Hermione.
"Lets see what they are up to!" Hermione whispered, opening the door. Ron was sprawled out on his bed, magazines all around him. Harry looked just like him but on his cot. Ginny walked over and took the magazines off and looked at them.
"Hermione," Ginny whispered, showing Hermione what was in her hand.
"I know, Ron too." Hermione smiled.
Ginny grabbed Harry's blanket and tucked him in, kissing him lightly on the lips. She turned around and Hermione turned off the lamp and motioned Ginny out. They ran down the hall giggling.
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The next morning Harry woke up and grabbed his sunglasses, he had learned this summer to keep sun glasses by his cot instead of glasses. 'Ron really needs to paint a different color in this room,' Harry thought, not for the first time. He didn't know why but, even though he felt bitter about waking to a vicious orange, he felt really happy this morning.
Up he got, grabbing his clothes, sunglasses still on and got out of Ron's room as fast as his stiff legs could take him. Into the bathroom he went, washing his face.
Harry noticed the way his nails looked smooth and shinny, 'Maybe those Girlie Magazines aren't that bad.'
'Ahh! You did not just think that!' Harry's mind seemed to yell at him. But Harry took another look at the nail on his index finger and his mind softened.
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Next Chapter: Christmas Morning!...The Burrow at Christmas, what would make a better seasonal card?
A/N: If you don't know what an "aphrodisiacs" is then let me tell you it is not very appropriate, but if you still want to know go to dictionary dot com.
A/N: Ok, that was a strange thing that happened with FanFiction.Net, right? Well anyway, some good news...
MY SISTER DOESN'T HAVE BREAST CANCER! Wooohooo!!!! I am so happy! I guess that the lump she found was just a lump, nothing to worry about, although a tip for everyone (men included), if you find a lump, you should check it out! It might not be just nothing like my sister's was! *thank God it was nothing* And because Breast Cancer and Diabetes runs in my family, my mother arranged for me to go get a check up.
Other good news: My sister is sending me to Disney Land for a week with her this summer! How great is that???
Thank you to those whose said you would keep her in your prayers!
Another writer's dream attacked me the other night, right after I watched Charmed...lol...
Thanks to:
cggeek241 : I'm sorry I need to review your fic, I read it at that time when FF.net wouldn't log me in...I was so upset, because I wanted to add the Beta-ed version of Chp3 of "This Isn't Right..."
Neni Potter : Thank you! So that is one vote for "This Isn't Right Either..."!
kitkat : Thank you! I really appreciate what you said. It makes me feel loved.
mep1 : Thank you, you actually make me want to share some of my writings with my parents...but the feeling the are going to criticize me scares me!
sexy seeker : Oh, Thank you so much! I can't believe it! I am your favorite? AHHHH!!! Is this bliss? *birds sing and bells ring* Oh, Ron has always been one of my favorite characters! I love the sweet side he adopted in my story but the funny side cracks me up!
Darcy16 : OMG! Thank you sooooooo much! I feel like I won an Academy Award (did you see those by the way? Billy Crystal was so gross...lol!!!!) I feel like letting my closest friends(the Harry Potter lovers) read it but I am still scared... or nervous! And that is one vote for "This ALSO Isn't Right..."
Ronaholic : Thank you, nice name *wink*
Jlatmil1 : Thank you!
SiremBlack : Thank you sooo much! Thank you thank you thank you.
VoicezWithin : Thank you! I'm glad you liked it!
ronslilprincess : lol, stop, your making me blush *blushes*
Sarahamanda : Thank you! I work hard on these!
Carolyn : ....ok.......but one thing.... THIS IS A FAN FIC! A FAN'S VERSION! So, it is my version of Harry Potter and plus, this is just supposed to be cute, funny, and fluffy... so... read if you want or don't read if you don't want to.
Miss Hogwarts : Why thank you very much!
A/N: You can be sure that my next project is a sequel to "This Isn't Right..."!!
by: LilyP_writer@yahoo.com
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Chapter 14: Boy's Night In
~~~~~
Hermione and Ginny spent the entire day together and night too. Harry was forced to stay with Ron. It wasn't so bad, until Ron got tired of beating Harry at Chess and Harry got tired of talking Quidditch.
"How do girls do it?" Harry asked Ron. His friend gave a questioning look after staring blankly out the window at the stars that were just appearing.
"Do what?" Ron asked.
"Girl Talk!" Harry barked. "What is it? Girls can spend the night and talk for hours and hours but guys get bored after three minutes."
"Well," Ron shifted and stood up awkwardly. "We could SEE what they like about it."
"What do you mean, see?" Harry asked. "Ginny and Hermione are having a 'Girls Night Out'." Harry decided to use the ever popular finger quotes. "Follow them?"
"NO!" Ron yelled quickly. "Imagine them in a beauty salon? Getting their nails done? ERG!" Ron walked over to the door to make sure no footsteps were coming in their direction. Harry felt his eyes closing, the orange walls were getting to him. "I'll be right back!" Ron yelled and he disappeared down the hall.
Harry sat on Ron's bed, feeling the urge to turn off the light, even at night the walls gave him a headache. Soon, hopefully next week, Ron would grow out of his Chuddly Canon phase and pick a better team, hopefully one whose colors don't induce pain.
Ron appeared back in his room, closing the door behind him and tossing a stack of magazines into Harry's lap. Harry looked up at Ron who had an evil gleam in his eyes. "What's this?" Harry asked pushing the magazines off of him.
"Our key to see what is in the mind of our girlfriends." Ron said, picking up one of the magazines and showing Harry the colorful cover ("Witch Weekly"). "They are Ginny and Hermione's girlie newspapers."
Harry picked up another, "Teen Magic?" Harry tossed it aside.
"Hey! This is a perfect idea!" Ron barked to Harry in a threatening way. "We can see what the girls really want!"
Harry took a look at the magazine that Ron had. "Smooth Legs in half the time?" Harry suggested after reading it off the cover.
"That," Ron laughed, "and what they see in us."
"Well," Harry said grabbing a copy of 'Witch Weekly' from September, "I know what Ginny sees in me. My heroic and charming manner, my comely visage, and it doesn't hurt that I am ruggedly sexy. Now, what does Hermione see in you?" Harry flipped open the magazine.
"Ha ha ha." Ron said sarcastically.
~~~
Ron and Harry spent most of the night reading articles and such. Then, after finding interesting facts or stories they would share them with each other, aka 'Boy' talk...yeah.
"Did you know that strawberries are aphrodisiacs?" Harry asked, generally interested. He made a mental note to remember that.
"Really?" Ron asked, his eyes darting around.
"Do you even know what an aphrodisiac is?" Harry asked, letting a laugh escape when Ron shrugged.
After three more magazines and a very red faced Ron, the Weasley decided to get back at Harry. "Hey!" Ron grabbed his wand. "I found a spell!" Before Harry could ask anything, Ron spat, "Bellus Facies!"
Harry felt like his face gained very little weight, he looked at Ron who was laughing non-stop. 'Who killed Ron and invited Dawn?' Harry thought to himself. "What?" Harry asked irritated.
Ron couldn't say anything so he pointed to the mirror. Harry walked over slowly. He looked into the mirror to his reflection.
"OH MY GOD!" Harry yelled. "Ron, what did you do?" All over Harry's face was creamy white powder, pink blush, dark eyeliner, warm eyeshadow, red lipstick, and black mascara. Ron had used a spell, a very effective spell, to put make up on Harry's face. Even though Harry was upset he could help but notice that if the boy-who-lived turned out to be the girl-who-lived he would be quite an attractive female.
"Getting you back!" Ron howled with laughter. Harry glared at Ron, feeling that Ron was no longer his friend, but quickly forgetting and being friends again when he came up with a bargain.
"I'll tell you what an aphrodisiac is if you take this stuff off of my face." Harry offered, Ron sobered and took it off in a flash.
~~~
"Dear Gabby," Ron read in a high pitched, girlie voice. "My boyfriend is trying to have sex with me, he told me that the 'Condom Spell' was 100% safe, is that true? Love, Has-A-Horny-Boyfriend."
Harry laughed. "Wait!" Ron warned in his normal voice, "I'm not done yet!" Then adopting a deep, husky 'middle-aged-women' who has 'smoker's-cough' type-voice he recited, "Dear, Has. Don't trust your boyfriend. It is still possible to become pregnant. Don't forget STDs! I say, dear, wait until your married, you will be happier! Love, Gabby!"
"I'll keep that in mind." Harry looked over at Ron. He became silent but he didn't acknowledge or agree to Harry's response.
~~~
"HA HA! Listen to this one!" Harry laughed, pulling the magazine closer to his face. "One time, I put a spell on my chest to make it bigger and in the middle of a snog with my boyfriend, the spell went wrong and my chest swelled until they were as big as bicycle tires. We had to go to the hospital and get the reduced...BY MY FATHER, a healer! It was so embarrassing!"
"Girls can do that?" Ron asked with large eyes and a red face. No doubt imaging Hermione doing that.
Harry shrugged, "Guess so!" Harry had to admit he imagined Ginny doing the same but he realized with that fantasy that he like Ginny just the way they- -she was.
~~~
Hermione and Ginny arrived home late that night. They spent the day and night with Tonks, getting make overs and buying clothes. Girls's Night Out turned out to be just what they needed. Ginny got a new hair cut, more like a trim, and Hermione bought some new clothes that "ironically" enough fit both her and Ginny.
As the girls tip-toed around the house, Hermione spotted that the boy's light was on. "Are they waiting up for us?" Hermione asked, she walked quietly over to the door and pressed her ear up against it.
"I don't hear anything," Ginny said, mirroring Hermione.
"Lets see what they are up to!" Hermione whispered, opening the door. Ron was sprawled out on his bed, magazines all around him. Harry looked just like him but on his cot. Ginny walked over and took the magazines off and looked at them.
"Hermione," Ginny whispered, showing Hermione what was in her hand.
"I know, Ron too." Hermione smiled.
Ginny grabbed Harry's blanket and tucked him in, kissing him lightly on the lips. She turned around and Hermione turned off the lamp and motioned Ginny out. They ran down the hall giggling.
~~~
The next morning Harry woke up and grabbed his sunglasses, he had learned this summer to keep sun glasses by his cot instead of glasses. 'Ron really needs to paint a different color in this room,' Harry thought, not for the first time. He didn't know why but, even though he felt bitter about waking to a vicious orange, he felt really happy this morning.
Up he got, grabbing his clothes, sunglasses still on and got out of Ron's room as fast as his stiff legs could take him. Into the bathroom he went, washing his face.
Harry noticed the way his nails looked smooth and shinny, 'Maybe those Girlie Magazines aren't that bad.'
'Ahh! You did not just think that!' Harry's mind seemed to yell at him. But Harry took another look at the nail on his index finger and his mind softened.
~~~~
Next Chapter: Christmas Morning!...The Burrow at Christmas, what would make a better seasonal card?
A/N: If you don't know what an "aphrodisiacs" is then let me tell you it is not very appropriate, but if you still want to know go to dictionary dot com.
A/N: Ok, that was a strange thing that happened with FanFiction.Net, right? Well anyway, some good news...
MY SISTER DOESN'T HAVE BREAST CANCER! Wooohooo!!!! I am so happy! I guess that the lump she found was just a lump, nothing to worry about, although a tip for everyone (men included), if you find a lump, you should check it out! It might not be just nothing like my sister's was! *thank God it was nothing* And because Breast Cancer and Diabetes runs in my family, my mother arranged for me to go get a check up.
Other good news: My sister is sending me to Disney Land for a week with her this summer! How great is that???
Thank you to those whose said you would keep her in your prayers!
Another writer's dream attacked me the other night, right after I watched Charmed...lol...
Thanks to:
cggeek241 : I'm sorry I need to review your fic, I read it at that time when FF.net wouldn't log me in...I was so upset, because I wanted to add the Beta-ed version of Chp3 of "This Isn't Right..."
Neni Potter : Thank you! So that is one vote for "This Isn't Right Either..."!
kitkat : Thank you! I really appreciate what you said. It makes me feel loved.
mep1 : Thank you, you actually make me want to share some of my writings with my parents...but the feeling the are going to criticize me scares me!
sexy seeker : Oh, Thank you so much! I can't believe it! I am your favorite? AHHHH!!! Is this bliss? *birds sing and bells ring* Oh, Ron has always been one of my favorite characters! I love the sweet side he adopted in my story but the funny side cracks me up!
Darcy16 : OMG! Thank you sooooooo much! I feel like I won an Academy Award (did you see those by the way? Billy Crystal was so gross...lol!!!!) I feel like letting my closest friends(the Harry Potter lovers) read it but I am still scared... or nervous! And that is one vote for "This ALSO Isn't Right..."
Ronaholic : Thank you, nice name *wink*
Jlatmil1 : Thank you!
SiremBlack : Thank you sooo much! Thank you thank you thank you.
VoicezWithin : Thank you! I'm glad you liked it!
ronslilprincess : lol, stop, your making me blush *blushes*
Sarahamanda : Thank you! I work hard on these!
Carolyn : ....ok.......but one thing.... THIS IS A FAN FIC! A FAN'S VERSION! So, it is my version of Harry Potter and plus, this is just supposed to be cute, funny, and fluffy... so... read if you want or don't read if you don't want to.
Miss Hogwarts : Why thank you very much!
A/N: You can be sure that my next project is a sequel to "This Isn't Right..."!!
