Disclaimer: If I owned Hellsing I would be on cloud nine, instead of being stuck on this little mud ball of a planet...

I wrote this (as I write most everything else) in my creative writing class the assignment was to write about a word, then she dropped a dictionary on everyone's desk. Flipping through I found the word

Garrotes- a weapon consisting of a wire or cord with handles at either end, used in strangulation

Kind-of dark and sick I know but it made me think of Walter  right off the bat!

So I hope you enjoy it please read and review don't kill me just yet I'm new

*holds up a picket sign that reads "don't hurt me I burse easily!

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The Old Retainer's Dictionary

Garrotes

The word doesn't just make you shudder

It works its way through your ears

And explodes with fear

From omphalos to corpus colosum

Garrotes

Starts harmlessly enough

Protective and yet warning of future events

Spoken as though a southerner was chewing

Announcing evil's obit

Garrotes

The ending speaks of zombies

Of graveyards and abandoned churches

Of silent alley-ways and of

The little hairs on the back of your neck on end

And then, split apart

Garrotes

A word you never want to hear

For it marks the arrival of

The Angel of Death

Walter Ddollneazz