A/N Gasp! I spelled Kriticos wrong! I can't spell!! Oh well, once again I'm going to be lazy and not change my ways. I'm happy. Sadly I don't own 13 ghosts but I rented it on DVD! 13 ghosts is my favorite movie. The only flaw they had in the movie was killing off Dennis and letting the daughter live! In this story I transformed Kathy from her preppy self to be able to fit in with my sarcastic world. You guys rock for reviewing! Even if they were criticizing they were great! I love reviews, they complete me.

Anyway, I just want to say I love Dennis and I'm gonna let him kick Tom's ass in this chapter. This chapter is fun! Cackles evilly



Chapter 3: Jealous When Dead



Dennis was standing in the kitchen with his arms crossed. No one saw him, no one heard him.

Then Liz came back into the kitchen with the man who had been trying to capture him. Then he was flirting with her.

"Lizzie, don't talk to him!" Dennis yelled but Liz couldn't hear him.

"Am I seeing someone?" Liz repeated going slightly pink.

"Are you Mrs. Parker?" Tom asked, raising an eyebrow.

Dennis turned to Tom and looked pissed. "What if she is? Maybe she's married to me, you don't know!"

"No, I'm not married," Liz said with a distance look in her eyes.

"Then would you care to go out with me?" Tom asked.

Dennis got all in Tom's face and yelled, "If you could see my hands you'd know they're telling you to FUCK OFF!"

Liz just went pale and silent.

"You know what? You better not ask her again! When Liz goes silent that means she'd rather not!" Dennis yelled.

"Is that a no?" Tom asked.

"Right now isn't a good time," Liz said softly.

"Hear that, you sick son of a bitch? She is rejecting you," Dennis said with a grin. He then put an arm around Liz.

Liz fell to the ground in pain.

"Elizabeth, are you okay?" Bobby asked as he got up from the table and ran towards her.

"Shit!" Dennis yelled.

"What's wrong, Lizzie?" Kathy asked.

"Dennis," She muttered.

"I'm sorry, Lizzie. I didn't mean to," Dennis said.

"Dennis Rafkin?" Kathy and Tom said in unison.

"How do you know Dennis?" Liz asked as she helped herself up.

"He died saving our dad. I think we're going to remember someone like that," Kathy answered.

"How do you know Dennis," Liz asked Tom.

"We are old friends," Tom lied.

"Friends? You tried to lock me in a fucking containment cube!" Dennis yelled.

"Liz, how did you know Dennis?" Kathy asked.

"He was my friend," Liz tried to put it simply so she wouldn't feel too much pain.

"I'm your friend? That's all I am to you?" Dennis asked.

You did leave her and make both your lives hell, Dennis' conscience said.

"This keeps on happening. Maybe I'm losing my mind," Liz said as she tried to sound happy.

"I'm going to ask again, will you go out with me?" Tom said in a nagging tone.

"She said no, you dumbass!" Dennis yelled.

"You don't take rejections well, do you?" Kathy asked.

"Will you shut up if I said yes?" Liz asked, getting annoyed by Tom.

"No, Lizzie! Don't go out with that ghost hunting son of a bitch!" Dennis pleaded.

"I'll shut up if you say yes," Tom said with an evil grin.

"Fine," Liz said.

"Liz, don't do this to me! Please don't," Dennis pleaded in her ear.

She couldn't hear him.

"Great," Tom said with the same evil grin.

"You better not touch her or you'll regret it!" Dennis yelled at Tom. He then shoved him.

Tom went flying backwards and banged into the refrigerator.

"That's what you get," Dennis said.

Tom heard the faint voice of Dennis Rafkin. He reached for his spectral viewers than realized he couldn't put them on in front of the kids.

"Tell Liz that you can't date her or I'll make your short life a living hell," Dennis threatened after realizing Tom could hear him.

Tom shook his head and looked over at Liz. She was beautiful when she smiled. Somehow she was always smiling in every situation.

"Are you okay?" Bobby asked.

"You touch Liz and I swear you will die," Dennis said.

"If my little lady wasn't standing right there I would trap you in a containment cube before you saw what happened." Tom said under his breath so only Dennis could hear.

Dennis' eyes flamed with jealousy, "Bastard!"

Dennis kicked Tom and watched with amusement when he groaned in pain.

Liz walked towards Tom and leaned over to help him up. Dennis moved out of the way and stared at his Lizzie.

Her hair was tied back and her face was covered in worry. Not worry for Tom but worry in all ways. She smiled a smile that didn't reach her eyes.

Liz helped Tom up and than tried to ignore him.

"Dads coming home soon, right?" Bobby asked as he returned to his cereal.

"He should be home now," Kathy said, in a distracted tone.

At that moment Arthur Criticos walked in the apartment.

"Who the hell are you?" Arthur asked after noticing Tom.

"Tom Green, your uncle's lawyer," Tom lied by giving himself a new title.

"He's a ghost hunter!" Dennis yelled.

No one heard him except Tom.

"Another lawyer?" Bobby asked.

"We don't want his house," Kathy said.

"Would you like his fortune?" Tom asked.

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A/N What do you think? I wish I could have made this funnier but I am not the sharpest spoon in the kitchen. Review please!

Also-If any of you actually like Tom then tell me. I need to know if I should seal his fate or let him live forever! Cackles evilly

Ya know what would be nifty? If they made a sequel to the movie! I just realized today that in the end all the ghosts walk off on the grass and disappear. They can bring Dennis back! Rock on!!