Author's note: SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING SOONER! (I had a lot of school stuff and work)!!! Oh, just for reference, I'm not good at typing drunken pronunciations.so bear with me. Trust me, they're still drunk lol. Still luv u all!

Chapter 4: Drunken Nintendo and Grail

After Hermione relieved herself, she wobbily made her way back down the stairs to find everyone crowded around an odd Muggle device, talking about who will be on who's team. She knows that she's seen one before, but couldn't remember what it was called. Looking at the cases of liquor, Hermione decided that she's certainly had enough at the moment and didn't want to smote all of her brain cells in one night (or any for that matter) and went over to the table.

"Hey Hermione!" Neville shouted to her. "Are you all right?"

"I'M JUST FINE!" she shouted happily to him. "I hada right jolly piss, and yourself?"

"Perfect!" Neville said to her as she stood near the stairs for a minute, petting a cat that followed her down. (no, Crookshanks wasn't invited :-D )

"Per-hic-fect!" Harry shouted, "'Mione's back! Now we c'n start th' game!"

"Okay, Herms, you're going te be onnn..Fred and Neville's side, and Ron, Harry 'n me 'll be on our side." George said to her, pointing her where to sit down.

Hermione took a seat between Fred and Neville as George pushed the POWER button.

"'EY! Whass this called again?" Ron shouted suddenly

"Uhh, Nin-tendo!" George laughed, hiccupping in the middle.

"We bought it from a second-hand muggle shop. Iss a really fun lil thing.took George 'n me ages to find out how ta get it workin' 'n even then we called in a muggle fella we knew." Fred said as the funny music started playing.

Of course the game was none other than Mario Brothers. Fred and George took the hobby of collecting old Nintendo cartridges in order to play more games on it..even some they didn't understand.

The pure blood wizards of the group, other than the Weasley Twins, watched in amazement as the little man on the t.v. jumped about, hitting bricks, shooting fire annnndd...

"Why's he eat that mushroom, then all th' sudden get bigger?" Neville asked with great confusion.

"Dunno!" said Fred pushing the buttons furiously "But it'd be sweet to get a hold of one.."

"Eeeww!" Ron yelled as Mario reached the end of the first level. "How c'n he jus go through tha' pipe and end up all clean like that?" he asked wrinkling his nose in disgust.

Everyone else started laughing hysterically because when you're drunk, any concept is funny. They all got into this huge discussion about how it could possibly happen, which were in turn funny, even though they were trying to be serious about the subject.

"I"VE GOT IT!" Harry suddenly shouted, making George jump so bad that he pushed the wrong button, making poor Mario fall into lava.

"Well, whassit already?" George said testily as he handed the controller to Neville, who had to be taught how to push the buttons correctly.

"Think 'bout it! Tur'les don't use bathrooms do they? An' those mushroooooooom thingies don't have to crap because they don' eat and they're. assless!" Harry finished triumphantly smiling.

The whole room rang out with laughter so badly that everyone just forgot about the game, and Mario died so many times because time would run out, or something would bump him off. Once everyone caught their breath, George went back to a case of liquor and pulled a bottle out.

"A toast! To 'arry who figred out the mystery of the Squeaky Clean Sewers!" He shouted.

Neville finished off his cup, and everyone else to be polite, grabbed a drink and drank to Harry, who chugged a glass of straight vodka. (Pulling a nasty face afterwards!)

Hermione made her way back to the couch, feeling spirited and some how hyper and lazy at the same time. Sitting for about 30 seconds, she went over to the DVD player, which she knew how to work, and put in Monty Python's Holy Grail. Neville came over and sat with her, as she sank into a huge bean-bag chair, looking like she was in the mouth of a huge creature because her legs stuck out at an odd angle (NOT perverted lol!) Neville merely sat on the ground next to her.

"You ok?" he asked as the movie started, drinking from his lemonade.

Hermione gave him an odd look, an mix of annoyance and angry-confusion.

"Yeah, I'm fine!" she said leaning her head back.

Over a period of 10 minutes, everyone else came over, and watched the movie. Hermione was pointing out to Ron that yes, you can hear cats going "REOW!" in the background for various reasons, whether they're being beaten on a wall, or heard when the Knights are building the Trojan Rabbit. At the "Knights of the Round Table" song, Hermione got up and began dancing and singing. The rest of the group started laughing and clapping, but soon joined in themselves. When the song was over, they repeated the chapter again over and over and continued dancing, until Ron fell on top of Harry, who then caused Neville to stumble near Fred and George who caused George to do a really odd windmill thing with his arms, hitting Fred in the face and knocking him to the ground! George and Hermione were the only ones left standing. They looked around and burst out laughing again, and bowed to each other! Groans were heard as everyone got themselves up, helped by George. After that whole ordeal, everyone calmed down and started watching the movie again.

"Everyone! SHH! Iss me favour-ite part!" Ron said excitedly, waving his arms.

Over the summer when Hermione invited Ron to her house, they spent many hours watching some of Hermione's favorite movies, MP&tHG being one of the ones that Ron really liked, they watched it a few times. Along with this, Hermione also showed Ron many other muggle things, making sure he understood what it is, why its used, and how muggles use it. Ron's dad was very pleased to hear this when Ron went back home, and asked him everything Ron learned in the muggle world. Hermione's parents were of course happy to have him, seeing as how he's been dating their daughter for over a year now.

It was the part where the Knights come to the castle with that French guard who teases them badly! (which happens to be one of my favourite parts!)

Hermione began zoning out a little bit, quite drunk now, as she held her drink limply in her hands, watching the movie.

"Easy there Herms," Fred said pushing her drink back into her hands a bit as it slid down. "Don't wanna make a mess now do ya?" he said smiling at her.

"Oops!" she said, setting her drink down next to her, rather than trying to hold onto it any longer.

Neville looked at Hermione again as she started laughing with Ron hysterically.

"You sure you're okay?" he asked her sloppily, "you seem a bit drunk.."

Hermione looked at him again "Like you should talk! You're as drunk as I am! And for th' las' time..I'M FINE!"

"Okay, I was just trying to look out for you, you know?" Neville said soothingly turning back to the movie.

" I swear Neville," Ron said leaning around Hermione to look at him, "If you as' Herm-ione tha' one more time..you're gonna wake up with more than a 'angover t'morrow mornin'! Iss getting on m' nerves. Don't worry 'bout 'er ok?" he finished.

"Sorry 'bout that! Didn't know I wos bein' annoyin'!" Neville said brightly.

After the movie was over, the gang decided to try and play Nintendo again, but instead of Mario, it was Pac-Man, which opened up a great deal of confusion for pretty much every one.

"Wait, wait, wait, wait!" Ron said as he watched ghosts chase Pac-Man around. "Why on earth are ghosts after him? Is that thing he's in haunted?" Ron said tilting his head to the side.

"Isn't it obvious?" Fred said to him, "Muggles musta been on...whatcha call 'em..uuhhh..kinda like potions but not...DRUGS! THA'S THE WORD! They were on those drug things, that messed wif their minds, and created these games."

"WOAH!" Neville said, "So, they just sat around, took those drug thingies, and saw all this stuff? I'd be scared to death if I ever saw it in my mind, not knowin' what it all was! Thass weird! No wonder why they came up with all them other things they use. HERMIONE!" he said very seriously, "How long have you been using drugs?!"

Hermione began laughing really hard again to the point where tears where pouring from her eyes.

"No, no, no!" she gasped, "Not every muggle uses drugs and see this stuff! Not many use drugs at all!" she said drinking from her Candy Apple mix (butterscotch and Smirnoff Twisted Apple) "It was just their 'maginations or sumthin'! Oh!" she said clutching her side, "I haven't had such a good laugh in a while!"

P.S- Sadly, we're almost to the end of our tale! Can anyone guess what the surprise is yet? ;-D post what u think it is, but as I said before, I will reveal all at the end!