~ The Brink Of Deception ~

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Where we left off...Link believes Tadashi has people problems and Ganondorf seems to be going mad. Yeah that's about it with the exception of Freya who can't find her way around the least challenging area of the game. Well enjoy this chapter! ^-^

************ ~ In Hyrule Field ~

Hazel: *Arms folded* She's been gone for a whole day already! The kingdoms burnt down and her mothers been decapitated!

Mint: Wahhh! These weapons are heavy Hazel-San! *Carrying bag of random weapons of mass destruction*

Blanche: What are they for...?

Hazel: HA! WE'RE GOING TO BLOW UP PRINCESS FREYA!

Mint: I thought we were her guardian sprites though Hazel-San. Doesn't that mean we must protect her?

Hazel: ¬¬ oh yeah.

Blanche: * takes out bazooka*

Hazel and Mint: huh? Blanche-San?

Blanche: * fires bazooka at them both* get...moving

Mint and Hazel: *Get blasted by it* AIYAAA!! WE'RE MOVING! WE'RE MOVING!

~ Somewhere in Hyrule ~

Tadashi: So that guy tricked me into trying to kill you? Why would he do that?

Link: Long story...

* Flashback*

Ganondorf: * talking from sacred realm* Hey, Link if you get me out of here I'll give you candy!

Young Link: * ears perk up* How much candy?!

Ganondorf: * evil smile* as much candy as you want!

Young Link: Hmm...Nah uh! The deku tree told me NEVER to take candy from ugly evil b******s.

Ganondorf: #! WHY YOU FREAKIN LITTLE...I mean...let me out of here and I'll correct the deku tree for you! * thinking* yeah with my fists! Damn smart mouthed tree!

Young Link: uhhhhhh...okay! ^-^ *Breaks seal*

Ganondorf: MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *Cough cough* MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm freeee...I'M FREEE!!

Young Link: I KNEW IT! *Slashes up Ganondorf's Gannon toy*

Ganondorf: GANNY! * Hugs toy* AHHH! HOW COULD YOU!? You're mean...*sniffle*

Young Link: And if you EVER come near me, I will destroy ALL your other toys!

Ganondorf: W-WHAT!? NOOOO!

Young Link: Geez, how many do you have?

* End of Flashback*

Tadashi: Sounded like a short story between two little pre-school kids to me...

Freya: *looks at Link* you were picking on a little kid?! * Gets out hammer* YOU BULLY!

Link: What?! NO! He's older than –

Freya: * bashes Link over the head with her hammer which seemed to fling out from nowhere* humph! That should teach you!

Link: * holding head* owww...Am I not even allowed to explain anything here!?

(Loreille: nope)

Tadashi: AH! THE VOICES! THEY'RE BACK! *Starts running around in circles*

Freya and Link: ¬¬;

Freya: *whispers to Link* If anyone asks we don't know him.

Link: Gotcha.

~ On Death Mountain.... ~ Rumiko: Darn. We lost her...

Kaiser: *looking all cute*

Rumiko: What!? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A BLOOD THIRSTY WOLF! NOT A CUTE LITTLE DOGGY!

Kaiser: bark bark! -^-^-

Rumiko: ¬¬ I need to get someone to draw me in with a better canine...I'm firing you Loreille! * Loreille has been fired from her manga picture duties of drawing Kaiser*

(Loreille: * has huge stamp saying, "reject" on her forehead* Why you stuck up little...)

Rumiko: *flicks hair* Now... how to get out off of this mountain...

Random Goron: *pats Kaiser on the head* ...what a cute dog, goro!

Kaiser: * barking happily*

Rumiko: WHAT ARE YOU DOING KAISER!? BITE, SNARL, SHOW SOME FANGS YOU STUPID ANIMAL!! *Takes hold of its neck and starts shaking it*

Kaiser: @-@

Random Goron: * makes suicide attempt to escape from the crazy lady* GOROOO!! *Lands with a big thump to the ground*

*An earthquake starts from the Gorons death strike*

Rumiko: * falls down* ouff! Dumb piece of lard...

Kaiser: -^-^- * licks Rumiko's face*

Rumiko: YUCK!! * Pushes Kaiser off* ARGGHH I AM SO GETTNG A REPLACEMENT!

Kaiser: -^-^- * still licking her*

Rumiko: * pushes him violently* I SAID QUIT IT!

* Loads of Gorons roll down hill from the earthquake and just happen to land on top of Rumiko, completely missing Kaiser*

Gorons: goro, goro...*they roll off hill and land into kakariko village*

Citizens of Kakariko: *See Gorons rolling down the mountainside* HOLY S***!!!

Rumiko: * lying on floor with Goron roll marks all over her* ...This sucks. ~ Meanwhile, where Ganondorf is... ~

Ganondorf: *running around Gerudo valley* I ORDER YOU TO GIVE ME BACK MY GANNON DOLL, NABOORU!

Nabooru: *waving Gannon toy up in the air* Ho ho ho! Not until you give me some loving, Gannon baby ^. ~

Koume: * looking to the left, seeing Nabooru run by* I thought she hated Ganondorf...

Kotake: *looking to the right seeing Ganondorf run by* Loreille decided to make it more interesting by giving Nabooru a crush on Ganondorf ...

Koume: *shivers* That is scary...

Kotake: This is turning into a horror fic...

Koume: *sees Ganondorf being tied to wall by Nabooru* ...or the authors gone insane.

Kotake: * sees Nabooru getting out a whip and walking seductively up to Ganondorf. Ganondorf is shivering. * That...might be a possibility...

~ Back to Link and those two fools ~

Tadashi: Where are we?

Link: This is Lake Hylia of course!

Freya: ooo! -^-^- Pretty water! *Puts foot in lake. Falls in*

Link: -_-;

Tadashi: lemme try! * Falls in as well*

Link: -_-;;

Freya: * is all wet* Huh? How come we fell in?

Link: D-U-H it's a lake! Filled with something us normal people call WATER!

Tadashi: Where we come from, you can walk over the water!

Link: ...¬¬ That is the lamest idea I've ever heard of...*weird looks at Loreille* YOUR MAKING THEM EVEN MORE STUPID BY GIVING THEM STUFF LIKE THAT IN THEIR KINGDOM!!

(Loreille: Link, don't be so judgemental. Some people might like that idea. *Looks at a random group of people* * holds out a sickle* you like that idea...don't you people? People: * look terrified. Nod their heads in agreement*)

Link: *smacks his head*

Ganondorf: * is seen jumping off waterfall leading to lake Hylia* AHHHH!!! GET HER AWAY FROM ME!

Freya: huh? ^-^?

Nabooru: * shouting from top of waterfall* LOVER!! COME BACK HERE!! ARGHH!!!

Ganondorf: * floating along lake* *looks up* oh. Hello Link. I see you're healthy and well. That's a pity. I so wanted to see you dead.

Link: ¬¬ Same here.

Ganondorf: I know you said if I ever came near you again you would *coughs* slaughter my uh...valuables...but could you do a favour for me?

Link: A favour? FOR YOU!? WHY THE HELL SHOULD I!?

Ganondorf: *jumps outta the water* *pats Links shoulder* because you're the hero of time and goodie...goodness! You have to answer my plea!

Link: Yeah, but your Ganondorf, the king of thieves and of evil evilness. Besides you hate my guts.

Ganondorf: I don't hate you Link.

Link: huh!?

Ganondorf: I just despise you intensely! ^-^

Link: ¬¬ oh that's SOOO much better.

Ganondorf: Well, you WERE dumb enough to release me from that evil realm. That gives you some credit at least.

Link: *sighs* so what's the favour?

Ganondorf: KILL NABOORU!

Link: NO! We need her to seal you up, just in case you go insane and try to take over Hyrule again!

*Freya and Tadashi are STIL trying to walk over the water. Their clothes are soaking by now. *

Ganondorf: BUT SHE TRIED TO RAPE ME!!!

Link: * disgusted look* are you sure SHE tried that? Doesn't she hate you?

Ganondorf: yeah well, some very idiotic author had the bright idea of making her think that she is completely in love with me.

Link: poor girl...

Ganondorf: I know...WAIT -WHAT DO YOU MEAN POOR GIRL!? I'M THE ONE GETTING RAPED HERE!

Link: Serves you right aswell.

Freya and Tadashi: * standing on rock in lake Hylia* SEE!? WE CAN...WOOAH! *a bazooka shot is fired at the rock*

Hazel: FREYA! IT IS I! HAZEL! And mint...and Blanche are here aswell...

Freya: Oh wow! Tee hee hee! -^-^- ...Who are you again?

Hazel: *stress mark* YOU'VE KNOWN US SINCE YOU WERE 340 YEARS OLD! HOW COULD YOU FORGET!?

Freya: quite easily actually.

Mint: P- princess, we're here to inform you that you're in WOOO AHH! - * Almost drops bags containing weapons* serious danger!

Ganondorf: hmmm? *Thinking* this could get interesting...

Blanche: But we can't tell you why.

Ganondorf: * falls on floor*

Tadashi: * looks at Ganondorf* are you okay uh...sir?

Ganondorf: ......* thinking* I've got to find out about this danger thing...

Freya: huh? I am? Oh wow! Sounds like...fun! -^-^-

Everyone: * groans*

Tadashi: hey...where did that Link guy go?

Everyone: huh?

~ Outside Lake Hylia ~ ( it is night time now to give you the setting)

Link: phew...that lot is too hyper! * Calls for Epona*

*No Response*

Link: that's weird...damn thing must be broken...*starts bashing it against a rock* WORK YOU DAMN OCARINA! * senses something at the back of him * *taks out sword and turns around*

Lost Girl: *is holding a handgun to link's face* * starring at Link with big, sad eyes * those who can fight will fight. Those who cannot will try. Which one are you?

Link: * holding sword up to her* who...WHO ARE YOU!?

~ Chapter 2 end ~

Heh heh heh! I left it at a cliffhanger! So there ya go! All my characters have been introduced! * throws a party* ok ok its really not that exciting. As you can see, "lost girl" is not added onto my profile page. Hazel: that's because your too lazy to draw her... Well yeah but...I'll add a description of her later! Oh and by the way I won't be able to update for two weeks, since I'm on holiday. Please review and tell me what you thought! Bye now!

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