This Chapter will actually have something to it! *gasp* MORE THAN 2 PARAGRAPHS!? The world is shocked I tell ya. Oh well. In this Chapter Raistlin actaully gets to Hyrule! And for all of you Navi haters, there be more Fairy splats to come! ^_~
The two emerged from a foul smelling mist. Navi flew out but Raistlin was nowhere to be seen. But as the mist evaporated, a coughing, wheezing and very angry figure was slumped on the ground.
"DON'T YOU KNOW I HAVE WEAK LUNGS?" He screamed.
Navi was blown backwards by the sheer force of his voice and sent tumbling to the ground.
"Never would have guessed...." The fairy sighed.
"Oh well." Raistlin got up. "Hey...where's my staff?" He scanned the ground and then looked up at Navi. "Do you mean to tell me we left Krynn without the Staff of Magius?" His voice was calm but he was looking at Navi with a wierd glint in his eye that made the fairy uneasy.
"Umm....y-yeah....I guess....I was kinda hoping you could use a sword or something?" It was more of a question than a statement.
"A sword." Raistlin started to laugh. He laughed loud and voilently. " A SWORD? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! No."
"Why not?" Navi asked, afraid of the answer.
Raistlin grabbed the fairy in his hand, squished it, put it under his boot and ground it into paste. "A sword. Why would I use a sword." He laughed to himself and started to walk away when he heard something.
"Why not?" Perked the fairy's voice.
"WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!"
"I thought you had weak lungs."
Raistlin proceded to beat on the fairy with a nearby rock but everytime he aimed to hit her, the fairy flew out of reach. Suddenly a new voice joined the battle.
"Stop the fighting. You're giving me a headache! Why can't we all love each other?"
Raistlin turned, rock still in hand. "Who the hell are you?" The speaker was a tall boy, around 17 with sandy blonde hair, blue eyes and pointed ears. He had a teddy bear tucked under one arm and was wearing ducky pj's.
"My name's Link."
"Ahh yes. Raistlin?" Navi turned to face the mage. "This is Hyrule's hero. Or at least he was."
Raistlin burst out laughing. "THIS IS YOUR HOPE?! HA! NO WONDER YOUR WORLD IS SUFFERING!"
"Well that's not very nice." Link pouted. "I'll have you know that I saved this land before and I could do it again. But I just despise fighting so much!"
Navi leaned over to Raistlin, "He's been like this ever since he defeated Ganondorf the first time. I think something happened to him in the chamber of Sages."
Raistlin looked at Link, the stuffed animal tucked under his arm, and his ducky pajamas then collapsed into a fit of psycotic laughter. "You guys are in SOOOOOOOOOO much trouble!"
"Link, maybe you should go back to bed. I have some things to disscuss with 'Toaster Boy' here."
Raistlin glared. "Don't call me Toaster Boy."
"Fine. Now let's go meet the Princess. She'll tell you everything you need to know about Gannondorf. Then you can go confront him yourself! And then when you defeat him you will by Hyrule's hero! And everyone will be so happy! They'll give you a medal! And sing songs, and-"
"Do you ever shut up?" Raistlin interuppted. "You're like a little gnome!"
The fairy paid no heed to Raistlin's insult and continued babling. Raistlin trudged on. What a day...he thought to himself...a hero with a teddy bear and ducky pj's. A fairy that won't shut up. And some dude that want's to take over the world. At least I'm not bored....
The two emerged from a foul smelling mist. Navi flew out but Raistlin was nowhere to be seen. But as the mist evaporated, a coughing, wheezing and very angry figure was slumped on the ground.
"DON'T YOU KNOW I HAVE WEAK LUNGS?" He screamed.
Navi was blown backwards by the sheer force of his voice and sent tumbling to the ground.
"Never would have guessed...." The fairy sighed.
"Oh well." Raistlin got up. "Hey...where's my staff?" He scanned the ground and then looked up at Navi. "Do you mean to tell me we left Krynn without the Staff of Magius?" His voice was calm but he was looking at Navi with a wierd glint in his eye that made the fairy uneasy.
"Umm....y-yeah....I guess....I was kinda hoping you could use a sword or something?" It was more of a question than a statement.
"A sword." Raistlin started to laugh. He laughed loud and voilently. " A SWORD? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! No."
"Why not?" Navi asked, afraid of the answer.
Raistlin grabbed the fairy in his hand, squished it, put it under his boot and ground it into paste. "A sword. Why would I use a sword." He laughed to himself and started to walk away when he heard something.
"Why not?" Perked the fairy's voice.
"WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!"
"I thought you had weak lungs."
Raistlin proceded to beat on the fairy with a nearby rock but everytime he aimed to hit her, the fairy flew out of reach. Suddenly a new voice joined the battle.
"Stop the fighting. You're giving me a headache! Why can't we all love each other?"
Raistlin turned, rock still in hand. "Who the hell are you?" The speaker was a tall boy, around 17 with sandy blonde hair, blue eyes and pointed ears. He had a teddy bear tucked under one arm and was wearing ducky pj's.
"My name's Link."
"Ahh yes. Raistlin?" Navi turned to face the mage. "This is Hyrule's hero. Or at least he was."
Raistlin burst out laughing. "THIS IS YOUR HOPE?! HA! NO WONDER YOUR WORLD IS SUFFERING!"
"Well that's not very nice." Link pouted. "I'll have you know that I saved this land before and I could do it again. But I just despise fighting so much!"
Navi leaned over to Raistlin, "He's been like this ever since he defeated Ganondorf the first time. I think something happened to him in the chamber of Sages."
Raistlin looked at Link, the stuffed animal tucked under his arm, and his ducky pajamas then collapsed into a fit of psycotic laughter. "You guys are in SOOOOOOOOOO much trouble!"
"Link, maybe you should go back to bed. I have some things to disscuss with 'Toaster Boy' here."
Raistlin glared. "Don't call me Toaster Boy."
"Fine. Now let's go meet the Princess. She'll tell you everything you need to know about Gannondorf. Then you can go confront him yourself! And then when you defeat him you will by Hyrule's hero! And everyone will be so happy! They'll give you a medal! And sing songs, and-"
"Do you ever shut up?" Raistlin interuppted. "You're like a little gnome!"
The fairy paid no heed to Raistlin's insult and continued babling. Raistlin trudged on. What a day...he thought to himself...a hero with a teddy bear and ducky pj's. A fairy that won't shut up. And some dude that want's to take over the world. At least I'm not bored....
