*sigh* I'm compleatly out of ideas for this story. I have a huge problem.*_* So this chapter is probably going to be very mangled. Sorry people. My brain left me.... Oh. And this could be a spoiler as of who the sages are in Zelda. But there probably aren't that many people who haven't beaten Ocarina of Time. But I feel a lttle warning should be in order! Thanx!

~Shingami




The two continued walking across the field untill they got to the castle town.
"So many ugly people, so little hygene." Raistlin commented as they walked through the town.
"How many times do I have to tell you, BE SENSITIVE! These people have feelings to you know!" The fairy scolded. "Just because they aren't the cleanest group, doesn't give you that right!"
Raistlin swatted the fairy and pointed to a man with a beard down to his belt line. "Aren't clean? HA! THAT GUYS BEARD PROBABLY HASN'T SEEN WATER IN A YEAR! I mean look at him! He probably has food left over in it FROM CHRISTMAS! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
"Hey kid!" The bearded man said angryliy. "This beard is my pride and joy! Doesn't it look lux-"
"Shut up beard boy." Raistlin said simply.
Navi sighed heavily. "Come on Raistlin, were almost at the castle gates."
Raistlin contiued laughing at the people and was having a jolly old time untill a fat woman with a dog kicked him in the shin. "Don't you talk about my Richard that way!"
Raistlin promptly incinerated her dog and continued walking.
"Were at the castle gates. You wait here, I have to go speak with the princess. And don't cause any trouble!" Navi sped off leaving Raistlin with that warning. But when she got back, she found Raistlin in an argument with the castle gaurd. Navi sighed. "It's allright Maxwell," Navi informed the gaurd, "He's with me."
"Yeah, you idiot! I'm with the fairy!" Raistlin said, self importantly. And he stalked off, leaving Navi to apologize to the enraged gaurd.
"What happend there Raistlin?"
"Well, he told me to stop loitering!"
"Were you?"
"I WAS WAITING FOR YOU, YOU STUPID BALL OF LIGHT!"
"sigh, go on."
"Then he tried to shoo me away. So I stole his helmet." Raistlin stated simply.
"Why did you steal his helmet?"
"Cause he tried to shoo me! NO ONE 'SHOO'S' RAISTLIN MAJERE!"
Soon they reached the castle, Navi lead Raistlin through the hallway untill they reached 2 large doors, decorated with golden engravings. The doors parted and opened up into a grand throne room. A young woman, about 17, stood up to greet them.
"Hello Raistlin." The princess smiled. "Welcome to Hyrule Castle."
"Hn. You don't look like you're in THAT much trouble here." Raistlin commented.
Zelda was taken aback. "Oh but we ARE! You don't understand. Let me explain it to you, please."
"Oy. Here we go with the explaining again.Do you people ever shut up??"
Ignoring his rude comment, Zelda went on with her story.

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"Allright. So I have to go talk to all these people and gather medallions from them, bring them to you and THEN go kick this guy Gannondork's ass, right?"
"It's Gannondorf, and yes."
"Well....were do I go first?"
"First you head over to a place called the Lost Woods. There you will meet a girl named Saria. She will give you the forest medallion. Navi, you know where this is, lead Raistlin to it right away."
"Right Princess." The fairy nodded her head in understanding and flew off, Raistlin running to keep up.
Zelda stood alone. "I wonder if I made the right choice in choosing him. He does seem a little mentally unstable...oh well. He'll have to do untill we can coax Link out of his pajamas....."