Goodness! Again, I must say how shocking this is that I'm still getting so many reviews for this story!! I'm so glad you people/elves/gremlins/whatever you are liked it! I had tottaly forgotten about this! I guess the only thing to do is write more! So excuse me if it takes a while to get back into the old swing of things, but here it goes anyway. Oh, and by the way, in case I've stepped on anyones tootsies here, yes, I do know that Raist could wipe out every single orginism on Hyrule, but come now, if he did that, what would the use of the story be? It's just funnier this way. ^_^ Thanks, loves, and tons of hugs go out to all those who reviewed so kindly! You're positive comments mean a lot! So back to me story in which Krynn's greatest mage of all time is forced to spend a while with Hyrule's most annoying being out there. Enjoy!

~Karia



Raistlin leaned tiredly on a stick he had picked up off the ground to use as a substitute for his staff, as he and Navi walked through Hyrule Field.

"Are we near the mountain yet?"

"Almost, but first, we take a breather in a village known as Kakariko."

"Would it not be easier to say 'Kakariko Village'?" Raistlin looked dubious.

"Well....yes...but..."

Raistlin sighed and threw his pathetic excuse for a staff on the ground. "Staff of Pine Tree doesn't have the same effect....." he looked up ahead of him. "Is that the," He tossed on a mocking tone, "'Village known as Kakariko'?"

Navi didn't seem fazed. "That it is." She bounced along happily. "We're almost there!! Hurry up!"

Raistlin grimaced. "You remind me of Tasslehoff." With that, he sulked his way to the village, with an overly happy fairy leading the way.



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Inside the village, it was a cheery place, women walked around with their children in tow, men talked about -manly- things with their -manly- friends, and one strange outsider was laughing at them all. A very strange outsider indeed....

"By the dark queen herself! WHAT AN UGLY CHILD!!" Raistlin had to hold on to a building to keep himself from doubling over in tears or laughter, while Navi flew around him, utterly mortifed.

"Raistlin! That lady was to be our source of food and rest for the night! You've blown that now!"

Raistlin shrugged. "I don't care. We should keep moving anyways."

"But...b-but!"

"SHUT UP!" Raistlin grabbed Navi in his fist and clamped it shut. "Stupid thing. If the mountain trail is this way, and if you are still alive, fick your wings." Raistlin felt a small flick inside his hand. "Good. This is the way we go th-OW! DID YOU JUST BITE ME?!"

Navi flew out of Raistlin's fist, thouroughly enraged. "I DID! AND TO TEACH YOU A LESSON! FOLLOW ME AND DON'T TALK BACK!"

Raistlin swatted the fairy and muttered something not very becoming of a gentleman...which he wasn't in the first place, but it really doesn't matter, anyways, he swatted the fairy and they continued walking towards the mountain trail that would lead up to Death Mountain.

Okies. This is a start, and of course, to let you know I'm still alive. n_n On other notes, I'm turning 16 next month, actually, in 23 days to be exact, and of course, as it's nearing the end of the school year, I'm going to have to cram a bit more than I've been doing, the point is, I'm getting older, and need to be a bit more responsible than I am currently, so forgive me if updates are short and spaced far apart, I have a life to live, unfortuntely. I'll try to make them as long and funny as possible, but apolgies if I don't. Life bites the monkeys butt, the monkey eats my cheese, everyday stuck in a rut with more jerkoffs to please. *sigh* My life in a limmerick. Farewell! ((and a long farewell it may be? ~_^))