Disclaimer: C'mon, we've already done this thing twice! Do we really need to do it aga... (sees gun, jumps back and raises fits) Ok, Ok, looks like we do, but this is getting annoying. You don't seriously think that two teenagers from freakin' Southern England could seriously own anything like Charmed do you? Nah didn't think so... well that's where you're wrong, we own everything, we own the world! Hehehe! (Sees Michael's evil stare) I was just havin' some fun. We really don't own Charmed. Like anyone between the ages of 8 and 11 could have come up with Charmed, (cuz back in 1998, that's how old we were) Where the hell have you been the last 6 yrs? But believe us if we did own Charmed things would be a lot different... (eyes glaze over)

M: Ok, ignore her whilst she disappears off into flashbacks... Or whatever she's seeing right now... And I don't have an evil stare... Do I?

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"Oh my God, how could they arrest us for kidnapping our own son? They're insane; I knew I should have blown them into tiny little pieces!" Piper says angrily, through her tears. Leo embraces her; thankfully they had been put into the same cell.

"Honey, calm down, I'm sure Paige and Chris will come up with a way to get us out of here." Leo says calmly.

"LEO! How the hell can you stay calm through all of this, we've just been accused of kidnapping our own son, I can't live with out him, I can't, I don't know how to. And you've been accused of fraud, so they're gonna take you away too. Leo I don't know how to live without you or Wyatt; it was bad enough when you became an Elder, but I knew I had to stay strong then for Wyatt's sake."

"Yeah, Leo, you can't stay this calm, shouldn't you be at least worrying, something's going on here, and what if Chris and Paige are too busy on the run, they might not be able to sort this huge mess out." Phoebe stopped realising what was going on; she had even stopped rubbing her temples. All the emotions in this place were overwhelming and Piper's were worst; she was panicking, and full of pain, and was feeling helpless. "Don't you realise, that this is probably another attempt for evil to get Wyatt? We have to do something; we can't just sit around and do nothing!"

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Chris had his head on the desk in front of him. He had no clue where they were; just that it was now late at night and he was tired. He looked up and saw Paige pacing the room. The light was dim, Paige hadn't let him turn on any source of illumination.

"Paige, where are we?"

"Darryl's office." The redhead replied distractedly, still pacing. Chris jumped up.

"What?! You made me follow you into a Police station!? When we're wanted by the cops?!"

"Well, yeah... It's the last place that they'll look..." She chewed on her bottom lip as Chris sat back down behind the desk. "Chris do you have any money?"

"What? No..." Paige emptied her pockets onto the desk, pulling out a handful of coins. It made a deafening rattling noise in the silence of the office.

"Well *that's* gonna get them out on bail..." Chris said sarcastically as Paige started counting.

"I don't see you offering any funds..."

"That's because whitelighters don't carry cash." Paige finished counting and shoved it all back into her pocket.

"Three dollars and forty-eight cents..." She announced grimly.

"Visa card?" Paige shook her head. Everything that she had, her money, clothes, purse, credit cards etc. were all back at the Manor. They'd stayed long enough in the shrubbery there to realise that the place was being watched for them.

"It's not like we can bail them out anyway. We're wanted too; we can't just go in there and pay their bail..." Chris's shoulders sagged in defeat and he put his forehead back on the desk again. Paige grabbed his elbow and pulled him up, ignoring groans of protest. "Come on. We're going to their cell..." They disappeared in a swarm of blue and white lights.

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"Chris, Paige! What are you doing here, you're wanted too, and what if someone sees you?" Leo says as the blue and white lights formed two young people, one redheaded female, and a slightly younger male with brown hair.

"We've come to bust you guys the hell out of here!" Paige said with a smile and a nod of the head.

"Even so you can't just come in here and orb us out. Don't you think someone will notice? And if they find out we've escaped we'll all be wanted even more than we are, or you two are now." Piper said finally looking up and pushing her hair out of her face.

"Well the house is being watched, we don't have enough money to bail you guys out, and three dollars doesn't go very far ya know! Anyway I couldn't just leave my sisters and brother-in-law in jail now could I?" Paige said, she really didn't know what to do now.

"Oh, Honey, it's the thought that counts. But we really need to come up with a plan, or maybe you guys can, 'cause my head really hurts with all your emotions." Phoebe said rising from her corner.

"Umm, guys hate to break it to you, but someone's coming!" Chris said seeing a cop at the end of the hall, he estimated they had all of 15 seconds to either hide or get the hell out of there. Chris and Paige looked at each other and by the time the guard had gotten to the cell all there was were a few twinkling lights where the two had been standing only moments before.

"And we're back in Darryl's office..." Chris muttered.

"Don't sit down," Paige said. "We're going back." They reappeared in the cell again, a shimmering blue and white light announcing their arrival.

"We don't have much time... I've got to bail you out of here without being caught..."

"If you're having trouble getting into the Manor then my credit card is at the Bay Mirror," Phoebe said. "Just go and get it." Paige nodded and took a deep breath in before glamouring into someone completely different.

"Nice plan..." Leo complimented as they orbed out again.

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"She did say it was in her office right?" Paige asked Chris.

"Yeah, why? Can't you find it?" Chris asks Paige who is now going through one of the desk draws.

"Umm, no....wait here it is. You gotta love Mastercard!" Paige said waving the small piece of plastic around. "Now, we better get going, but you're not seriously going like that. You're wanted too!"

"Oh, good point." Chris said as he too glamoured into another person.

"Chris, you might want to glamour again. You'd be too obvious walking in there as Johnny freakin' Depp!"

Chris just glared at Paige, "Who? And don't blame me, I've never done this before!" Chris said finally glamouring into someone else who they wouldn't recognise. "Can we go yet?"

Paige grabbed Chris's arm and they orbed out. They reappeared in an alley not far from the police station. They ran off into the station.

"Hi, I'm here to bail out, Phoebe, Piper Halliwell and Leo Wyatt." Paige asks.

"It's gonna cost you." The woman behind the desk warned.

"It's ok I have a credit card." Paige said handing the card to the woman, "Now, can we please just see them?" Paige and Chris were then ushered off to their cell.

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"You might wanna cut that up now, Pheebs..." Paige said apologetically to her sister, handing her the card. Phoebe sighed.

"Who needs a credit rating, right?" The cell was unlocked and the three of them were allowed to leave.

"Where now?"

"Well we can go back to the Manor if we look like this..."

"Then we go to the Manor..."

"Won't they have bugged it or something?"

"Well, we can always go to P3, that should be safe right?" Piper asked, sounding quite depressed.

"Yeah, it should be and I can't sense anyone there." Leo said before everyone orbed off to P3.

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"So what do we do now?" Paige asked.

"I don't really know, but we just have to get Wyatt, I can't survive without him." Piper said with tears sliding down her cheeks.

"Piper, it'll be okay, we'll find Wyatt. We have to." Leo said holding and comforting his wife, to be honest he wasn't just saying that for the benefit of his wife.

"Hey, can't you guys like do a DNA test or something? I mean, you can delete files and stuff, but it's impossible to change someone's DNA!"

"It's an idea, a good one too, but where would we start? We can't just march into the police station demanding for a blood test, can we?"

While this conversation continues Chris drifts off into a world of his own.

'Weird, I swear none of this ever happened before, if it did no-one told me about it...holy mother of God...what if this is all because of me, what have I done??' Chris was pulled out of his daydreams...or should that be nightmares, when he heard is name.

"Chris...Chris?"

"Huh, what?"

"We were asking you what you thought."

"You were? Uh..."

"Well I think that you three need to get back to the Manor and get us some stuff, it looks like we're gonna be running for a while..." Paige said.

"Paige, you can get it yourself!" Paige's form shimmered and she returned to her original self.

"To be honest I can't be bothered to glamour again..."

"Does this mean you're gonna take my couch?" Chris asked, referring to his room at the back of P3.

Paige shrugged. "Probably."

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A/N: okay, so that's another chapter...sort of. Most of this has been on my hard drive collecting virtual dust for a while now; we just finished it, and will try and update soon.