Disclaimer: Same as last time! I don't own BS!
Chibi-Shikon singing as she walks around the forest of InuYasha. Chibi-Shikon: How much is that doggie by the window? (barks) The one with the waggling tail. How much is that doggie by the window? I am hoping that he is for sale!
Camera dude is watching Chibi-Shikon from a Meowth hot-air balloon. Camera Dude: Shah . . What's up, People all over the world! Camera Dude, Sk8er Boi here! Just getting a bird's eye view of the fugitive Little Four-Soul. During the break, my homie Girl, Camera Dudette, told me that the boss had become Minimized. What a shocker! Okay, now that's out in the open, I heard that Little Four-Soul is going to give the Almighty Miroku a gift. Now I'm a little skeptic. She doesn't happen to have a potion of Love now does she?
Camera dude's friend #1 is next to him taking to his girlfriend, Camera Dudette's Friend #1. Camera Dude's Friend #1: Love you too babe. TTYL. (puts cell phone away and looks over to Camera Dude) What's Chibi-Shikon up to now, Sk8er Boi?
Camera Dude: The little girl is singing. Nothing new.
Camera Dude's Friend #1: Seriously? What about? (Listens to Chibi Shikon Singing) Dude! She's gonna go after Bad Ass Sesshomaru!
Camera Dude: Oh $+!t! We better call Shikon! Get your phone! (they stumble for the cell phone and it falls out of the balloon) F*&#ing Hell!
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New Vocab! Arigato: Many Thanks (Longer version: Arigato Gozaimasu-Thank You)
So Close Yet So Far! Chibi-Shikon's Recapture!
Chibi-Shikon is singing 'How much is that Dog by the Window" and gets smacked on the head with a cell phone. "Ouchies!" she exclaimed rubbing her head and picking up the cell phone. "Dragon? The heck?" she spoke out loud and looked up to see a pokemon blimp. "TEAM ROCKET!" she exclaimed pointing up and then remembered that she was in the World of InuYasha. "Oh wait. Wrong Anime!" She looks around and opens all of her senses. "Let's see...Tama-chan is after me." She looked at the bottle she has. "Dammit! Shikon still has InuYasha's potion!" she complained and picked up a bottle titled "Miroku." "Oh well!" she says happily. "I'll go find Miroku-sama!" Skipping happily to the village, Chibi-Shikon was careful not to run into Kagome and InuYasha. 'Now what's the cure to return a guy to normal?' she wondered as she headed to the village. 'I know that girls could take a bath to return to normal. But what about guys?'
"Kagome!" Sango called as Kagome and InuYasha came to the Wolf's den. Kagome was wearing InuYasha's cloak (in the same way she wore it in the Peach Man Chapter/Episode) as emerged from the forest. "Kagome, why are you wearing InuYasha's cloak like that? What happened?!" Sango asked jumping into conclusions. "Did someone—" she began to ask and looked at InuYasha.
"Nothing happened!" InuYasha blurted out.
Koga heard and jumped into the conversation taking Kagome away from InuYasha. "Kagome! Did this mutt take advantage of you?! If he did," he growled.
"Koga! Nothing happened!" Kagome argued as he released her just as Shippo jumped into her arms. "Shippo!"
"Kagome!" he declared, jumping onto her chest. "Where have you been? How did you get here?!"
"It must be the power of love that led Kagome here," Miroku assumed. "Eh, InuYasha?"
"Where are you getting at, Monk?" InuYasha asking in a deathly low voice as he took Kagome into his arms. "What is this 'power of love' you're talking about?" Kagome looked up at him and then started to giggle. "What? Am I missing something?" he asked her.
"Nothing, nothing!" she said as she snaked from his arms and pulled out her sleeping bag. "I'm going to sleep. Good night!" she said and coiled herself into it with Shippo.
"But don't you want to eat first, Ka-" InuYasha began to ask when they heard little snores coming from Kagome. "Guess not."
"Kagome must be really tired after her travel," Sango assumed. She still didn't know that Kagome had been minimized and was hiding under InuYasha's hair; no one had told her. "Let's let her rest."
Morning came and Chibi-Shikon found herself surrounded by birds! "Eeeyaah!" she screamed. "How did I get here!? I want my Mommy! Shikon! Help!" The sound of metal clashing against metal met Chibi-Shikon's ears and she looked up to see Miroku. "Ah! I'm saved!" she claimed and jumped onto Miroku's chest. "Arigato! Arigato!" she chanted.
"Young one, what are you doing here in the nest of the Birds of Paradise?" Miroku asked as he held onto her with one hand. "Come, let us go find your mother." Chibi-Shikon nodded as she held on to him and they climbed down to join his friends.
"Miroku, what did you find?" InuYasha asked and he showed him Chibi-Shikon. InuYasha seemed to be taken back at the sight of her. "What the heck are you?! Some sort of chipmunk with human features?!" he exclaimed
"I'm a Mini Copy!" Chibi-Shikon exclaimed angrily. "And don't call me a chipmunk! Call me Chipmunk and you die!"
"Bring it on, Chipmunk!" InuYasha challenged, testing her.
"Now, now, none of this, please!" Kagome pleaded. She still wore InuYasha's cloak. "We're on our way home so I could get some clothes. I don't want to hear any fighting between the little one and InuYasha, you got that!" InuYasha and Chibi-Shikon calmed themselves and called a truce.
"Shall we split up then? Miroku, Kilala, and I will bring this child to her home while you, InuYasha, and Shippo go back to the village and return home, Kagome. We'll return once we bring her home." Sango suggested and turned to Chibi-Shikon. "Where do you live, Little One?" Sango asked.
Chibi-Shikon didn't answer as she heard something rustle behind them. "Eek!" she screamed and jumped off Miroku just as a demon Lynx appeared from behind a bush and ran after her. "Leave me alone, Tama!" she screamed but was snatched up from the ground in Tama's mouth. "Eek!" Chibi-Shikon screamed as she dropped the bottle with Miroku's name on it. "Oh no! My bottle!" She looked up at Tama as Tama opened a portal to the 'Real World' in the sky. "Nonononononononono! I don't wanna come home!" Chibi-Shikon screamed. "I wanna stay here! Tama!"
The group watching in awe as Chibi-Shikon and Tama vanished into the portal. Something light and solid hit Miroku on the head shattering on contact, spilling its fluid over his head. "Hm? Is it raining?" he wondered looking up at the sky and then back at everyone. "Well, that was an interesting distraction. Let's continue on our journey shall we?" Everyone agreed and resumed their travel, thinking that tomorrow was about to go a little beyond strange.
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Camera Dudes in the blimp: Nnnnoooo! The King of Tainted Minds has been baptized by unholy water! How un-cool! This is scandalous! How could you Chibi-Shikon! How!?
Shikon answers their question through the intercom on the blimp. Shikon: Easy. She just did! Get back to work!
Camera Dude: But Boss! Miroku has just been baptized with that gunk that Chibi-Shikon made!
Shikon: (sarcastic) Tell me about it. Listen, I've just discovered there's a slight difference in the potions. Kagome's ounce was meant to come off whenever she took a bath and— (silences then a shocked voice) DID YOU SAY MIROKU WAS SPLASHED!?
Camera Dude: Yeah. Chibi-Shikon dropped her bottle on his head and the thing broke! When does this thing start working?!
Shikon: How the hell am I suppose to know! Keep a close eye on Miroku! I'll find a cure! (to herself) Hopefully he'll find it for I do.
Tama returns home with Chibi-Shikon in her mouth and puts her in a concealed room with no windows and doors, only a mirror and a table. Chibi-Shikon: Awe fooey! This is so un-cool!
Camera Dudette comes and takes the rest of the bottles. Camera Dudette: That's what you get for breaking out, Chibi-Shikon. (Turns camera over to face the watchers) You're all so nice to send reviews to Shikon! Please send more! Arigato, minna-san! Flames are accepted and questions are fun to answer! (turns over to face Tama) Watch her, Tama. (Tama purrs as she takes her post)
Shikon enters the room with a sour look on her face. Shikon: Those idiots . . .Camera Dudette, you boyfriend thought that Chibi was going after Sesshomaru. (looks at Chibi-Shikon) You little squirt! Do you want to die!? Sesshomaru could have killed you!
Chibi-Shikon: So!? You could always make another mini you! (opens a bottle of Minimizer and squirts it all over Shikon) Eat this, Shikon!
Shikon shrinks and is again drenched with Minimizer Liquid. Shikon starts to scream in the same level as InuYasha's foul Language while Camera Dudette carries her off. Camera Dudette: All you fans of Miroku, I pray that you will still be his fans after what happens tomorrow. (Next Chapter) Ja ne! (see you later!)
