Disclaimer: If there is such a thing like Demons, I'll be considered a Half-Demoness! I don't own anything that's Rumiko Takahashi/CLAMP related!
Shikon at the computer reading reviews, still chibi-tized. Shikon: Weird people are so cool! (Looks over to the prison which Chibi-Shikon is being kept) Have you seen Shippo yet, Chibi? A reviewer asking,
Chibi-Shikon is sitting on the table cross-legged and stares at herself in the mirror and looks up to the open ceiling. Chibi-Shikon: No. Can I come out now?
Shikon: No. Not unless you know how to get out with just a mirror and a table. No cheating by trying to climb over the ceiling! Chibi-Shikon grunts and scene changes to the Dudes in the InuYasha world.
Camera Dude: This is Camera Dude, Sk8er Boi, reporting for duty! (gives salute to Camera Dudette standing across from him with camera) It's six in the morning and everyone is just about to wake. Let's watch what our god of Sexual Harassment has in store in his cherubim (chibi) form! We have just sent my buddie, Camera Dude's friend #1 down by the really cool Grandmother Kaede's place to see the change. We'll page him right now. (Picks up walkie-talkie) Dude, Dude do you copy? Dude, this is da King callin. Report what you have seen so far.
Camera Dude's Friend #1 gets POed at Camera Dude for sending him so close to the action. Camera Dude's friend #1: (threatens) You are so dead once I get back up there . . . (begins to relax) So far nothing's happening. Thank the Gods. I'm on my way up.
Camera Dude: Cool. I'll let down the ladder. Chillin out.
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(Does anyone like me doing this? I'm just wondering. I'll stop if anyone asks me to.)
New Vocab! Baka- moron, dummy, idiot, stupid
Hentia- pervert
etchi- perverted
Fuku- school uniform
Miroku's "Gift" Part 2!
Sango felt something heavy and small on top of her and woke to see Miroku's head on her chest, or she thought it was Miroku. Inhaling sharply before jolting up and striking Miroku on the head, she screamed, "Hentia!"
InuYasha grabbed Kagome around her waist as they were on their way back from Kagome's world when they heard Sango's scream. Kagome still wore InuYasha's cloak over her fuku. Earlier, InuYasha asked why she hadn't given him back his cloak and she just answered, "In my time, some guys are flattered that a girl wore his clothes."
*Short Flashback*
"Oh? Why?" he asked, curious.
"Because," she answered and felt it like that as they headed back 'home' through the well. "Something about owning. I think it's mostly an American thing."
"What's American?" InuYasha asked as they jumped out from the well and Kagome made a head start to the village without him. "Wha? Hey! Kagome!"
*End of Short Flashback*
"Whoop, Sango and Miroku must be awake," Kagome assumed as InuYasha held her and she looked over to him. She noticed his ears twitch and she couldn't help but rub them gently to make InuYasha growl softly in a loving sort of way as he closed his eyes and leaned into her touch, falling asleep. "What's up, InuYasha?" Kagome asked, teasing.
"The sky," he tried to answer before nearly falling on her and waking up again. "Hey! You planned that!" he accused as he got his footing back. Kagome giggled as she put her hands back down over his on her waist. "Let's go stop Sango," he suggested and Kagome nodded but InuYasha didn't let her go. "You know, we leave them alone for a day and Miroku ends up doing something perverted to Sango."
"Miroku's blood line must be feared," Kagome laughed as she walked out of InuYasha's grasp. "Let's break up the un-just battle between Sango and Miroku before something bad happens."
InuYasha followed after her saying, "Oh, like our fights are un-just?!"
Sango was panting hard as her right hand throbbed from smacking Miroku's face really hard. She didn't want to find an Etchi Baka lying on her chest in the morning, much less every morning! "Miroku . . ." she growled angrily as she grabbed her boomerang bone from the wall. "You have done you're last perverted deed!" she declared when she finally noticed that a young boy was dressed in Miroku's clothes. The boy with dark, stormy blue eyes and ebony black hair sat up from his pervious place next to Sango rubbing the sore pink hand print on his chest. "Ah . . .A boy?" Sango questioned as she released her weapon and stared at him. "Where—where did Miroku go?"
"I'm right here, Sango," the boy answered before realizing how squeaky his voice was and how big his clothes were. "What . . .what in the world!?" he yelled waking Shippo and Lady Kaede up. "What sorcery is this?!" he declared.
"Hm?" Kaede mumbled as she noticed Miroku. "What's this? A young Miroku?"
"I've been curse!" Miroku declared hysterically. "Again!" Shippo was laughing at the sight of Little Miroku until Miroku gave him a KO to the head with his staff. "How humiliating! Lady Kaede do you have a cure for this!?" he asked.
"I'm afraid not, Lord Monk," Kaede answered. "Pray thee that Kagome knows the answer, fore she too had been shrunken down to size." Sango became wide-eyed and Kaede realized that only she and Shippo didn't know about Kagome's change the other day. "She had been shrunken down to size yesterday, Sango, though she hid under InuYasha's mane from you and Shippo."
"How'd she return to normal?" Sango asked.
"That you will have to wait until Kagome and InuYasha return from Kagome's world," Kaede answered. "Until then, Miroku, you will have to change into more suitable clothing to fit you until you return to normal." Miroku groaned in complaint as he agreed to change into more suitable clothing.
Meanwhile, InuYasha and Kagome were peeking into the hut to see Mini Miroku and had to run elsewhere to laugh at Miroku. He looked so cute as a little kid! Now Miroku could relive his childhood as a child with an adult's mind, how wrong is that!?
"Sango, from now on, you'll have to keep an eye on Miroku," Kaede advised as the two women walked out of the hut to let Miroku change into a youngster's outfit. Sango looked disgusted at the idea like how InuYasha was disgusted to work with Kagome when the Shikon Jewel was shattered. "It cannot be helped, Sango. I know not the cure for such spells and you know how Miroku can be. Just this once is all I'm asking."
Letting out a deep sigh, Sango agreed. "All right. Just this once and that's all." She sighed deeply agained breathing out, "I have to watch an Etchi Baka. Damn." The voice of a young girl and Miroku's voice caught Sango's attention and she looked to see him getting "front row seats" on the girl. "MIROKU!"
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(UY-Lum* Urusei Yatsura)
Camera Dude and Camera Dude's friend #1: Holy $#!+!! Miroku's turned into Ataru from UY! How totally cool!
Shikon: (on the Walkie-talkie) No, that's just wrong! I'd be happy if Sango had Lum's (also from UY) thunder shock power to go with her boomerang! That'd be totally cool!
Scene changes to Lab where Chibi-Shikon is still in the damned prison with no doors or windows. Chibi-Shikon: Shikon's crazy! Get me out of here! I'm hungry! (Shikon: There's food on the table, Dimwit.) This is child abuse, Shikon!
Shikon: ………………Shut up . . .Chibi! You're not a child but an experiment gone psycho!
Camera Dudette's friend #1 flips camera to her while Shikon works on antidote for Minimizer Potion. Camera Dudette's Friend #1: Hey there! My girlfriend is busy at the moment because, girls, you know what happens every once a month. Anyway! Hope you liked what's happening! Review please! Bet you Chibi-Shikon doesn't know whom to get to next once she's free. Send Ideas. Um . . . Main Characters (good or bad) only!
Shikon: (Gasps!) Oh cripes, so my earlier warning was only helpful to girls! Guys! I'm soo sorry! Please forgive! (ducking her head as if someone's gonna hit her)
