Disclaimer!!!!! I don't own anything! Rumiko Takahashi and CLAMP can keep their property for all I care! I'm just an innocent Bystander!

Camera Dude's Friend #2: Wazzup in the Main lands, Islands, and High lands?! This is Camera Dude's Friend #2 and I've just been recruited to keep an eye out for my Boyz in the World of InuYasha as well as Lil Shikon for da boss. I praise Miroku for his heroism but, Sorry Miroku, as much as I idolize you, I praise the Goddess of Reason and the Furies, Lady Sango of the Demon Exterminators. (Guys in the background shouts: Traitor!) I'm sorry Dudes. I idolize Lord Miroku and all but his method of getting girls is not my thing. (Girls sigh deeply in admiration) Anywayz, on with the show!

Chibi-Shikon is staring at the mirror on the table while eating Wacdonald's. Chibi-Shikon: (mumbles) Saw . . . half . . .whole . . . (walks to the mirror grabs a saw, walks to the table, cuts it in half) I see what I saw, Use the saw to cut the table in half, two halves make a whole, use hole to get out! Yay! (Hole in the wall appears were the Table was and Chibi-Shikon jumps out of prison) Yay! ^,^ I'm Free, I'm free! (sees Tama-chan sleeping and sneaks off giggling and makes her way to Shikon's puter to see Sesshomaruwuzhere's message) Hahahaha! Sorry to Disappoint! But I'm back and I'm gonna get the Big Bad Doggie, Sesshomaru! Hahaha! (Runs off to grab the remaining potions, except InuYasha and jumps into Anime Portal)

(Shikon is standing behind Chibi-Shikon and magically changes the direction of the portal from World of InuYasha to the World of Demon City. Shikon waits for ten seconds before hearing Chibi-Shikon's scream and yanks her out of the portal) Shikon: Have fun in Demon City, Chibi? (Chibi-Shikon is as white as pearl, shivering in fright) I guess she did.

Camera Dudette's Friend #1: That was cruel, Boss.

Shikon: (turns to Camera Dudette's Friend #1) I know but it was cool too!

Camera Dudette's Friend #1: ~_~; Cruel yet cool . . . yer weird boss.

Shikon: O,o o,O (Camera Dudette's Friend #1 makes a move to strike Shikon on the head) Gah! *,* (KOed)

Camera Dudette's Friend: Read, Review, have fun! Send ideas on new punishments for Chibi-Shikon. (Turns to Shikon and Chibi-Shikon on the floor, both are TKO.) Never thought that Chibi-Shikon and Shikon would exchange personalities… How embarrassing…

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New Vocab! Kawaii-Cute

Miroku's "Gift" Part 3

Sango sighed wondering in concern where Kagome and InuYasha were. She didn't want to be stuck with a perverted man-turned-boy very long, even if the man was to be her future husband. Walking aimlessly around the village, Sango jumped at the sudden grasp around her hand to see Miroku holding it. "What's the matter, Sango?" he asked looking up at her. "You look like Kagome, thinking like that." Sango looked at him and felt her face begin to burn with embarrassment. "What's on your mind, Sango?"

"Nothing," she lied, a bit too quickly for Miroku's taste. "Nothing's on my mind but Naraku's death and my brother's life." Miroku nodded as he still held onto her hand. "Why are you holding my hand, Miroku?" she asked.

"Because you looked lonely," he answered, "and that's really not on your mind. Tell me. Everyone is thinking about Naraku's death and Lady Kagome is also thinking about Kohaku. She too has a little brother you know." Sango sighed deeply and sadly as she thought about Kohaku. "Speak, Sango. I must know what's on your mind."

"I've told you, Miroku," she answered. "Please do not ask to repeat myself."

"There is more, I know it," he probed as he began to tug her into following him. "Come! I must show you something!" Before Sango could ask what it was, Hachi (the raccoon demon, Miroku's companion) appeared before them. "Hachi! Good timing! Please take us up to the temple of my foster Father, Mushin! There is something I want to show Sango-chan."

Hachi seemed surprised at the size of Miroku but didn't question how he came to be, just transformed and led the couple to the temple.

Elsewhere, Kagome and InuYasha were watching the two with Shippo gagged by InuYasha and Kilala in Kagome's arms. "We have to follow," Kagome spoke as she looked down at Kilala. "Please don't hate me, Kilala, for surprising you." The demon cat made no gesture of hatred towards Kagome as she transformed for them without asking and they followed Hachi.

"Are we spying on Sango and Miroku, Kagome?" Shippo asked after setting himself free from InuYasha's grasp and latched onto Kagome's lap. "Why are we doing that?!"

"Shh!" Kagome chastised. "We don't want to be found." Shippo didn't understand what was going on but he obeyed Kagome and kept quiet.

Sunset was fast approaching and Hachi had taken Miroku and Sango to the Temple of Mushin where Mushin had drunk himself to sleep, again, on the temple floor. "The drunken baffoon," Miroku complained as he took Sango's hand into his and led her out to the garden and up the mountain. "The sun is about to set," Miroku said as he looked behind him to see the horizon begin to beckon the sun to rest in its bedding. "Hurry, Sango, we don't have much time left."

"Time for what, Miroku?" Sango asked as she followed him "Where are we going?"

"Surprise!" Miroku answered so child-like that Sango nearly forgot that he had a spell cast on him and truly was a grown man "We're almost there!" he declared happily.

'I do not whether to be cautious or happy about being around him,' Sango thought as she caught up with him. Miroku stopped at the top of the mountain and sat down by the waterfall, waiting for Sango, and when she did join him, he looked to the horizon to see the sun begin its journey behind the forest. Sango followed his gaze and her breath was nearly taken away. "It's beautiful . . ." she commented.

Miroku nodded, agreeing with her, and looked at her. "Yes, but not as beautiful as you," he complimented before Sango turned to him in complete shock. "You are surprised."

"I'm speechless," she corrected as blush began to taint her cheeks and she turned away to watch the setting sun, hoping that Miroku didn't see the faint redness on her face. "I'm sure I'm not the first to come here with you," she whispered in disappointment, thinking about all the girls Miroku had been with before meeting their friends and her.

"On the contrary, you are the first to come here with me," Miroku replied looking over to the horizon. "I had sworn to my father that the woman that I brought here to watch this would be the one that I'd spend the rest of my life with." He saw Sango lower her head suddenly, like a jolt, and took her hand into his. "I know we promised to be husband and wife, Sango, but how is our relationship to bloom if you're not open to me?"

Sango duck her head even lower until her bangs shadowed her eyes. "Gomen nasia, Miroku," she apologized. "I'm just frustrated about everything and nothing all at once. Once our journey of collecting Jewel shards and the defeat of Naraku will reach it's end, but what will become of those that we've met that were touched by the Jewel and those that were touched by Kagome? She will leave us once this is over. I don't want her to leave!"

Kagome gasped as she, InuYasha and the two demons listened to their conversation. InuYasha glanced at her in concerned, he too didn't want Kagome to leave once this was over and Naraku was defeated. She was where InuYasha felt like 'home' and made him feel like he could take on the world as long as she stayed by him. Heck, if anybody hadn't noticed, InuYasha wanted Kagome for himself! If anyone, be them demon or human, that stood in the way of his happiness with Kagome, they were going straight to hell and that included the well that connected his world to hers and the resurrected Kikyo. 'But does she feel the same?' InuYasha wondered keeping his eyes on his other two friends.

'Is that what everyone feels?' Kagome wondered concerned and felt InuYasha grasp her hand into his. "InuYasha?"

"Just listen," he told her without looking and she nodded once and looked on to listen.

"Sango, neither do I," Miroku agreed. "She is part of us, the sister we've never had, sort to speak. But we must also think of her happiness just as much as we do our own. We're just as guilty of keeping her here from her studies as InuYasha." Sango giggled. "Eh? Do I hear someone cheering up now?"

"Hmm . . ." Sango replied as she smiled and rubbed her eyes. She was supposedly crying softly and undetected to Miroku. "Tis good to hear someone else say that," she said as she laid back down to see the first star in the velvet sky. The star was shining an amber glow and the thought of Kohaku came to mind. "Kohaku . . ." she whispered. "His shard is already in the hands of Naraku."

"You don't know that for a fact, Sango!" Miroku exclaimed getting to his feet and looking down at her. "If there's a will, there's a way to get Kohaku back! You mustn't lose hope, you mustn't give up!"

Sango looks at him baffled and smiles at him. "Being with all of you gives me courage," she said and sat up. "We are our own unique family. Three Humans, three demons, though one demon manages to run away whenever the battle gets too dangerous, and a half-demon that is starting to open up a bit."

"I'd say," Miroku agreed sitting down next to her again. Sango smiled at him and he smiled back.

On a Meowth Blimp, Camera Dudes are chanting, "Do it" over and over again. In Shikon's house, Camera Dudettes are watching the scene from a monitor chanting, "Kiss her" over and over again. Outside in Shikon's back yard, half a ton of people are chanting Miroku's name, while another half a ton of people are chanting Sango's name in the front yard.

"Get the fireworks ready!" someone calls out as they watch Miroku and Sango moves closer towards each other for a kiss. "And the alcohol!"

Kagome has Shippo's eyes closed saying that this isn't something children should watch while InuYasha is agape at the sight. "Are they really?" InuYasha asked as the intention of their friends' romantic was getting to him. Kagome shushed him without the word as they continued to watch.

3…2…1! Happy New Year! Sango and Miroku have just shared their first kiss! Fireworks in the Real World are exploding, wine bottle corks are shooting to the sky, Dudes and Dudettes are celebrating! And while that's happening, Miroku changes back to his adult self, still holding Sango in his kiss and pulls her even closer to him. "Goal!!" a bunch of guys call out cheering Miroku on.

Sango feels something going somewhere where it is not allowed to go and smacks Miroku hit-square on the face. "MIROKU!" she screams as she brakes their kiss. "You perv!" she screams and starts to head back to the temple. "I can't believe you!" she complains with her face still red. 'That jerk! Jerk, jerk, jerk!' Sango made her way to the temple and glanced back up to where Miroku was. 'But he was a good kisser…' she thought with a smile and blushing hard remembering the kiss.

"Miroku…you dummy," Kagome whispered displeased. "Why'd you have to go and do that?!"

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Shikon: What's will all the noise?! (Sees scene where Sango and Miroku are kissing) Oh! Yay! They've kissed! :) (Sees scene where Sango hits Miroku) ^.^; Miroku-sama… You never change… (Hears chanting going on outside and sees a group of girls praising the Shrine of InuYasha) The hell?!

Group of Girls: Please! Send us a sign! We want Chibi-InuYasha! Chibi-Inu! Chibi-Inu!

(Group of Guys are praising the Shrine of Naraku) Group of Guys: Please! Send us a sign! Death to InuYasha! Death to InuYasha!

(Shikon starts to feel ill and become POed at the Group of Guys) Shikon: (angry) ANYONE WHO WISHES FOR THE DEATH OF INUYASHA SHALL FEEL MY WRATH! YOU GOT THAT!? (Group of Guys cower behind the group of girls in fear)

Chibi-Shikon: $#!+, I never knew Mommy could be so scary… (imitating Shippo in a new room with no windows or doors, just tv, mirror, and futon-couch)

Camera crew: (cowering behind their cameras) Sp-speak for yourself! (imitating InuYasha)

Chibi-Shikon: ……………