Disclaimer: Same As Last Frickin Time! I DON'T OWN ANY ANIME/MANGA MENTIONED IN THIS STORY!
Camera Dude is at Kagome's house "helping" Ms. Higurashi with chores. Camera Dude's friends #1 and 2 are the only ones actually helping with the chores. During Break…
Camera Dude: Dudes! Check it!
Camera Dude's friends #1 and 2 look at him dully as they eat homemade sandwiches. Camera Dudes #1 and 2: What?
Camera Dude: (excited) Kagome's mom is single!
Camera Dudes #1 and 2: (still dull) Yeah. So?
Camera Dude: (still excited) You guys don't get it? Kagome's mom is single!
Camera Dude's friend #2: Yeah…and we should care because…? (trying to see point of conversation)
Camera Dude: (trying to make his point clear) Dudes! She's SINGLE! As in not married!
Camera Dude's Friend #1: (as a matter of fact) Yeah. We know. So why should we care?
Camera Dude's Friend #2: Does the Mother Status turn you on, Dude?
Camera Dude: Hell Yea!
Ms. Higurashi: (calling from the house) Jose, Philip, Rosario, I need a bit of help moving some furniture. Can you help me please?
Camera Dude: (happily) Sure thing Ms. H! (to his friends) Let's go you guys! Damsel in distress!
Camera Dude's Friends #1 and 2: -_-; Mental…
Camera Dude: (serious) Dudes, that was not cool.
Camera Dude's Friend #2: (to Camera Dude's Friend #1) Remind me again why we're friends with him?
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Shikon is at her computer reading her favorite reviewer's review. Shikon: (thinks: Damn this person either really wants to see a chibi-InuYasha or loves to torture Chibi-Shikon a lot…) (looks over to see Ah! My Goddess! on her big screen TV) Again…?
Chibi-Shiken: (looks up at Shikon as she walks over and leans forward with InuYasha's bottle hanging from her neck) What's up, Sis?
(Shikon is watching her mini-self and her brother's mini-self play PS1. They're playing InuYasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale on versus. Chibi-Shikon is being cheap playing as Koga while Chibi-Shiken is also being cheap playing as Shippo.) Shikon: You two are really cheap… (The Chibies just smile sweetly at her) Who's been Chibi-tized?
Chibies: (happily) SESSHOMARU!!
Everyone in the house: ANO/NANI/WHAT?!?!?! (FYI: in Filipino "Ano" means 'what')
Shikon: *trips sideways so is not to fall into the room without Windows or doors*
Shiken: (sarcastically) Ha. Ha. Ha. (suddenly bursts out laughing hysterically) Bwahahahahaha! We're screwed! We're all gonna die!
Camera Dudette: …Boss's little brother has lost it…
Camera Dudette's Friend #1: Seriously…
Camera Dudettes: ~_~;
The door to the house bursts open to reveal another friend of Camera Dudette as she fumes, looking for someone. Camera Dudette's Friend #2: When's Chibi-InuYasha gonna appear?! And when's InuYasha and Kagome gonna kiss?!
Shikon hears Camera Dudette's Friend #2's angry voice and starts to crawl away back into her room to hide from Camera Dudette's Friend #2 as well as the angry group of Girls that share the same questions. Shikon: (whispers to herself) Must…hide…from…Camera Dudette #2…and…InuYasha's fan club… (Camera Dudette's Friend #2 spots Shikon crawling on the floor) (whispers to the floor) $#!+…(looks up at Camera Dudette's Friend #2) Hi…um…Dudette… ^,^; (Thinks: I'm in deep $#!+…)
Camera Dudette and Camera Dudette's Friend #1 hold Camera Dudette's Friend #2 back while Shiken other patient fans of InuYasha hold back the impatient fans of InuYasha to prevent the death of their best friend/boss/sibling. Camera Dudette's Friend #2: I'm gonna kill her! Lemme at her! Lemme go!
Shikon gets off the floor quickly and runs to her room while Camera Dudettes hold Camera Dudette's friend #2 back. Camera Dudette: That's the only reason why we're not letting you go!
Camera Dudette's Friend #1: Chill out, Dudette!
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New Vocab! Koinu = Puppy
Onee-san = Elder sister (Onii-san = Elder Brother)
"Destruction-man" (Sesshomaru) Part2
Neko walked into Rin's room to wake her from the spell she cast on her the night before to take her to the nearby village to get breakfast. Sesshomaru usually got out of bed by sunrise but today was different. "I wonder what's keeping Lord Sesshomaru…" Neko wondered as she carried Rin on her back. Rin was her cheerful, innocent, and pure self as she rubbed Neko's ears on the top of her head. "Hey…" Neko teased. "The ears are off limits, Kiddo."
"Awe…But Rin likes Neko-onee-san's ears!" Rin declared when she started to laugh suddenly. Neko's kitty-cat tail was tickling Rin by poking her sides. "Neko-onee-san! That tickles!" Rin laughed.
"Whoops," Neko apologized, faking. "My tail must have a mind of it's own." Rin continued to laugh as they arrived in front of Sesshomaru's room. "Lord Sesshomaru?! Are thou art awaken yet? Tis dawn." The sound of a dog's bark was heard through the door and since Neko understood "animal" language, she opened the door to see a… "Koinu?"
"Oh wow! Sesshomaru-sama got me a puppy!" Rin exclaimed but Neko held her back. "Neko-onee-san?"
"Rin, Sweety, that is Lord Sesshomaru," Neko informed and found a strange scent in the room. The scent of a mini copy…I thought they only exist in fairy tales. Neko turned to the pearl-marble colored demon dog "Lord Sesshomaru, can you not change back to your human disguise?" Sesshomaru growled at her in reply. "Jaken, you say? He is…um…" Sesshomaru growled again at her angrily but soon let out a sigh and barked at Neko. "Travel with you, My lord? But…" Sesshomaru snarled at her, scaring Neko. "Hai, Sesshomaru-sama. As you wish." She looked at Rin and then back at Sesshomaru. "My lord, but Rin has not eaten yet." Sesshomaru barked at her and Neko nodded. "All right. So we will be dining elsewhere." Sesshomaru barked at her to repeat what he said to Rin. "Rin, get ready, we'll be dining with Kagome-onee-san today."
"Yay!" Rin cheered and ran to her room to change her clothes.
Kagome sighed deeply without reason, just boredom. She had homework to do but like all students, she didn't want to do it. "Kagome-chan, why so quiet?" Sango asked as she walked up next to her. "It's unlike you to be so silent."
"Hm?" Kagome replied a bit tired. "Oh. It's nothing, I'm just bored."
"Do you have 'Homework,' Kagome? You could starting it while riding Kilala," Sango offered as Kilala mewed in agreement. "You don't want to fall back than you have to, do you?"
Kagome sighed again. "Right now at the moment, I don't care," she answered dully and looked up at the sky. "Awe man…Could someone up there do something to lighten things up a bit down here!?" Kagome called out.
"Kagome-Onee-san!!" a voice exclaimed from above and InuYasha scorn at the scent of Sesshomaru.
"Damn you Kagome…" InuYasha cursed as a two-headed dragon-pulled carriage descended in front of them. The driver of the carriage wasn't Sesshomaru though. It was a half-demoness with similar ears as InuYasha but her ears were black as night, including her kitty-cat tail. "What the…Who the hell are you!?" InuYasha asked.
The half-demoness looked at him questionably with gentle green eyes as she ears twitched and the tip of her tail was wagging back and forth in whichever direction. "Neko," she answered bluntly and yelped suddenly at the very hard and merciless tug on her tail. "Meowch!" she yelped and looked at Rin. "What's with the animal cruelty, Rin?"
"Rin is hungry, Neko-Onee-san!" Rin complained and ran to Kagome, nearly making her lose her balance. "Kagome-Onee-san! Do you have some food for Rin to eat?"
"Uh…Yeah, I do," Kagome answered and looked around for a spot to have another breakfast. 'Heh, I got what I wished for…' Kagome looked down at Rin holding her close and smiled at her. "Ever heard of Chinese Noodles, Rin-chan?"
"Yeah! I heard they were really good! Can you make some, Kagome-Onee-san?!" Rin asked happily. Kagome smiled at her as she laughed and said she would. "Yay! Today is good day for Rin! Jaken go bye-bye, Sess—" Neko quickly wrapped Rin's lips with her claws to silence her.
"Rin, Sweety, Sesshomaru would get mad at you if you tell," Neko warned and felt something bit her tail, hard. "Meow!" she screamed in pain as she turned around to face a three-legged pearl-marble dog. Neko's ears ducked down in pain as the dog let of her tail and turned to Kagome as she pushed Rin towards her. "Go with Kagome-san, Rin-chan and don't over feed yourself." Neko flicked some of Rin's bangs up playfully. "Cute little human girls like you are bound to attract demons. They just love to eat something sweet like sugar canes." The pearl-marble dog growled at Neko, in anger. Rin laughed as she took Kagome's hand and Sango followed with Kagome's bike; Shippo and Kilala followed the girls. As soon as the human girls were gone, InuYasha could finally relax and turn to more important matters before him.
"So…Sesshomaru, what happened?" InuYasha asked the white dog. "From the looks of things, you're now experiencing what Miroku and Kagome have been through." Sesshomaru growled at him angrily getting ready to attack. InuYasha let out a sigh as he scratched his head. "Weird…"
"Mew? What's weird?" Neko asked as she felt a hand touch her…well, you know where. Neko looked up at Miroku and in seconds, Miroku had a kitty-paw on his face. "Sorry, but I'm taken!" she blurted out. A complete line, though. "And I don't go after people that have all ready committed themselves to someone else! I'm not that frisky!"
"Tch. And here I thought he was totally committed to Sango," InuYasha commented on seeing a TKOed Miroku and turned back to his brother. "Hey…how come you're not in your human disguise? And where's your annoying toad?"
Flames surrounded Sesshomaru as he transformed into his human disguise. "Neko here killed him," he answered, his voice nearly as squeaky as Shippo's voice. His clothes were the same though, except they were smaller, even his swords were chibi-tized! "So your woman and the monk had experience this before?" InuYasha felt his face go red at the mention of "his woman." "How were they cured?" Sesshomaru asked. InuYasha began to shade a deeper red remembering how and where Kagome changed back to normal. "Hm…fine, do not answer," Sesshomaru responded to his silence and turned to Neko. "Neko, once Rin has had her fill, we will be returning to the palace."
"Uh…H-Hai, Sesshomaru-sama," Neko answered. She was still scared of Sesshomaru, even if he was like this, and prepared herself to be punished for her little joke. Bowing to them, Neko made her way to the human girls' camp to watch and wait for Rin to finish her meal, with her tail in her hands as she soothed out the soreness from Sesshomaru's merciless bite. She thought she was going to be losing one-eighth of her tail to him. "My poor tail…" Neko whimpered sadly.
The two bothers watched as Neko also dragged the unconscious Miroku to the camp and turned to each other. "Even as a little person, you could still make people scared of you," InuYasha stated. Sesshomaru replied with a "Hmph!" "So what's the deal? Why have you come to us without trying to kill me?" InuYasha asked.
"I do not have to answer to that," Sesshomaru replied. "Tis Rin that I am concerned about."
"Rin, huh? That little Girl?" InuYasha asked. "Well, you don't have to worry about that if she's with Kagome or Sango. Those two will protect her." Sesshomaru agreed to that remembering how InuYasha's human mother would somehow become a demoness protecting InuYasha. "Though I don't thing it's Rin that'll need the protecting, Bro," InuYasha commented.
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Camera Dudette: Hey…(looks around) Where's Dudette?
Camera Dudette's Friend #1: Unknown. I hope she's not torturing Shikon right now…
Shiken comes out of Shikon's room with six dozen DVDs (being sarcastic) of InuYasha and puts them in a straight line. Shiken: Who wants to see the many battles that InuYasha has lost to!? (Group of Guys who dislike InuYasha say "I do!") Good! Let the "Sit!" commands begin!
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Meanwhile in Shikon's room, Dudette has chained Shikon to the wall and is torturing Shikon to give her the password to unlocking the unbreakable safe where the potion of InuYasha is being kept.
Shikon: GYAH! SOMEBODY HELP ME! I'M BEING RAPED BY A GIRL! HELP! HELP! (starts to laugh uncontrollably because Dudette is tickling the life out of her) NO! NO! ANYTHING BUT THE CLAW! NOT THE CLAW! NOT THE— (words die out as Shikon laughs to death)
