Disclaimer: How gives a hoot of what I own and don't own! InuYasha and all the stuff mentioned here are not mine! Except for Shikon (me), Chibi-Shikon (me again), Shiken (not a real screen name but based on my brother), Chibi-Shiken (based on my brother), the Camera Dudes, and the Camera Dudettes! (They're based on my friends, all 99999999 of them)

Chibi-Shikon: (skipping happily in the forest of InuYasha, singing whatever song comes to mind) Kagome and InuYasha sitting in a tree… f-u-c—

Camera Dudette: (chastising from above) Chibi-Shikon! Your language!

Chibi-Shikon looks up to see three Meowth Blimps, each with a pair. Chibi-Shikon: (looks down at bottle titled InuYasha, with mixed emotions) Is this worth it now?

People everywhere who love InuYasha: (pulling a Kagome) Of course it's worth it! Why are you doubting! (flames of furry surround all of them)

Chibi-Shikon: (ducks behind some trees in fear) (Thinks, her gaze held a distant look: But after this…then what?)

People in the blimps: (waving arms angrily) Chibi-Shikon! Stop pulling an InuYasha and do it!

Chibi-Shikon: (Ducks and starts to run towards the village) (screaming) Leave me alone! I'd rather be sent to hell with Kikyo than going on a suicide mission!

People in the blimps: You brought on your self!

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Shikon and Shiken are at home reading reviews. Shikon: Um…Jaken was killed. By Neko! (Everyone is still having a party about that) But was revived by Sesshomaru. (Everyone trips, ending party.) Oh, how our joy turned to despair…

Shiken: Personally, I hate that stupid toad.

Shikon: Join the club. Any who, Read, review, and have fun!

In the background is Chibi-Shiken playing Final Fantasy 8 while surrounded by books from school. Chibi-Shiken: Oi! Sis, Shiken! Do you're homework!

Shiken/Shikon: SONS OF A YOKAI! SCHOOL SUCKS! I swear my teachers' are demons in disguise!

Shiken: (looks at Shikon) At least we get out of school in May! Hahahahaha! Too bad for all of you who get out of school in June!

Shikon: …NE wayz…. ~_~; (after moment of pause) I fell so violated…

Shiken: Cuz you were raped by a girl? Have you gone gay, Sis?

Shikon: (Gives Glare of Death to Shiken) Don't you wish…

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New Vocab! Chikusho! – Damn him/her/you/it! (InuYasha says this a lot in the Japanese version when he's POed…)

Oswari! – Sit! (Kagome says this…whenever she's POed at InuYasha (sometimes) or just to protect him/herself/other people from InuYasha)

"Dog Demon!" (InuYasha!)

Neko sensed something coming towards her and woke to see Sesshomaru, back in his normal size, carry Rin out. "My lord?" Neko questioned. The sun had risen and Rin was bound to wake once the sun's rays touched her.

"Rise, Neko, we're going home," Sesshomaru told her telepathically. "There is much to do about Naraku." Neko nodded and silently followed him to find Jaken waiting with Ah and Uh. "I have revived him for the pleasure of perfecting techniques," Sesshomaru informed her, still telepathically. "He wishes to cast his revenge on you."

"Let him try," Neko replied as they boarded the chariot.

Chibi-Shikon's will to use InuYasha's potion on him was slipping away within her. The sun was rising and she couldn't find the courage to do it! "I can't do this! This sucks!" Chibi-Shikon cries out in agony.

"The hell you can't!" Dudette called out from the blimp. "Do it or I'll send you and Shikon to hell!"

"That wasn't very nice…" Shikon replied through the walkie-talkie.

"I wanna go home!" Chibi-Shikon screamed when she heard Tama appear with a fox demon on her back. "Oh! You're…"

Shippo hopped off Tama and walked up to her. "Hiya! I've been meaning to mean you Chibi-Shikon," he told her. "I saw you drop that potion on Miroku's head by accident. I can't believe you shrunk him!" Chibi-Shikon smiled as her face began to blush. "Was it you that shrunk Sesshomaru and Kagome also?"

"My brother did Sesshomaru," Chibi-Shikon answered. "I did Kagome. Miroku was an accident but it was sorta like a revenge for Shikon for making a shrine dedicated to Miroku…" She glanced around and then at him. "Hey, do you want to shrink InuYasha? I have the potion with me, if you want to do!"

"Cool!" Shippo exclaimed as he nodded. "Yeah, just to see a little InuYasha this will be worth the pain!" Chibi-Shikon smiled nervously at him as she held the potion. She didn't want Shippo to get hurt because of her. But… "Why are you hesitating? Don't worry about a thing! Kagome's birthday is coming up soon, tomorrow to be exact! And I want to get her a puppy, if you get my drift." Chibi-Shikon laughed and felt relief sweep through her as she gave Shippo the bottle. "Okay, Thanks, Chibi-Shikon!" he said and ran off back to the village. Tama nudged Chibi-Shikon's back and flipped her over on her back. "Let's go home," Chibi-Shikon told Tama and looked up to see the many blimps go invisible just to watch Chibi-InuYasha. "May the souls of the faithful protect all of them from InuYasha's 'Diamond Spear Blast' technique," Chibi-Shikon prayed as Tama made a portal for them and headed home.

Shippo returned to the village and quickly found InuYasha in a crater. "By the looks of things, I suspect he was trying to force some information of her whereabouts last night," Miroku informed as he had his hand around Sango's waist. "She didn't return until early this morning."

Shippo looked up at the two and shrugged. "Where's Kagome right now?" he asked, hiding the bottle in his little kimono outfit as InuYasha got out of his crater. "InuYasha?"

"Chikusho!" he cursed. "Where's that Kagome?! All I asked was a simple question! She didn't have to say that stupid word!" InuYasha sniffed the air and found Kagome's scent and followed it to where he first saw her…

"InuYasha! Oswari!" Kagome's voice screamed as a loud splash of water and the sound of someone crashing hard in the rocks was heard. "Gods! Are you picking up bad habits from Miroku!?" Kagome yelled angrily.

The trio in the village sighed, closing their eyes and shaking their heads in disappointment. True that InuYasha was picking up some bad habits from Miroku but he's been doing his best to not look to interested in Kagome. "They're at it again…" Sango commented as she turned around to look for some purpose to be away from Miroku. 'His sudden change is…disturbing. He has completely stopped asking other women to bear him a child…' She felt a hand wrap around her waist and looked over her shoulder to see Miroku smiling at her. "Miroku…"

"Where do you think you're going, Lady Sango?" Miroku asked.

Sango looked elsewhere, revealing her neck to him. "Uh…nowhere…" she answered. "Just…uh…looking for…" 'What a lousy liar I am!' Sango thought as she felt Miroku kiss her neck and gave her a 'love bite.' "Ouch!" she yelped as put a hand to her neck where he bit her. "Why'd you do that for?!"

Miroku grinned at her. "Lady Kagome told me about 'love bites.' Did that hurt? I'm sorry." Sango blushed as he leaned close to her ear. "May I kiss you?" he whispered.

Shippo watched Miroku get personal with Sango for a few moments before going after InuYasha. He heard Kagome yelling at him for being a peeping tom, while InuYasha was yelling at Kagome for punishing him for asking a simple question. "What?! So now I'm not allowed to be worried about you?!" InuYasha asked with his back turned away from Kagome. He didn't want to argue with her while she was in the purest form. "You didn't even have your bow and arrows! How am I suppose to protect you if I don't know where you are?!"

Kagome started at InuYasha, in disbelieve, as she wrapped herself in a towel. So InuYasha was awake last night! And last night, there she was thinking that he was asleep! Last night was the lunar eclipse of the Feudal Era, after the event, Kagome had gone to bed to sleep, only to wake by a nightmare of sorts. She had gone elsewhere, unknown, to relax her senses before returning to the hut. It's been four days since she was a turned into a child. Her nightmare…it had something to do with that happening again, she couldn't remember. In a low voice, loud enough for InuYasha to hear, Kagome apologized, "Gomen nasai, InuYasha. I didn't mean for you to worry about me."

InuYasha sighed deeply as he scratched he head, letting go of his anger. "It's fine as long as you don't do it again, Kagome. I thought that stupid wolf, Koga, had gotten to you or worse, that Kikyo had killed you."

Kagome laughed. "Geez…InuYasha, I'm not that weak! Where's the faith in you to believe in me?" InuYasha didn't answer as Kagome walked in front of him, still in her towel and let out a sigh. "Even now, you refuse to trust me?" she asked. She saw his face begin to taint with blush and Kagome laughed.

InuYasha looked away from her. "Whatever," he said and walked around her. "Just hurry up and dress. We have to hunt down Naraku's heart."

"Hai," Kagome answered and he nodded to her once and jumped up into the cliff he had already knew had the best view to see Kagome in purest form without her seeing him. "Don't go Miroku on me, InuYasha!" Kagome warned. "I know where you are!" She heard InuYasha sigh deeply and headed for the village.

Shippo watched InuYasha headed for the village but he stayed behind. Kagome sensed him and looked to where he was hiding. "Shippo!" Kagome called out getting InuYasha's attention to turn back. "Oswari, InuYasha." InuYasha met ground before reaching Kagome. "Have you eaten? What time is it?" Kagome asked Shippo.

"Nearly lunch, Oka-san," Shippo told her. "Will you be making Ramen, again?"

"What flavor?" Kagome asked as she dressed. Her back turned to the two males as she tried to put on a wrap around her chest. Sango taught her how and she thought that it was more comfortable than wearing a sport's bra, and easier to put on.

"How about Cheddar Cheese?" Shippo asked and InuYasha gagged at the remembrance of the ramen.

"InuYasha?" Kagome questioned.

"Got Beef?" he asked her and she nodded. "Then I'll take that." Kagome nodded once as she put on a really loose tee shirt and some short shorts. "You're wearing something different," he stated.

Kagome smiled at him as she put on her sneakers. "I know. My uniform's getting turned to shreds, I need to use something that's worthy of getting trampled." InuYasha and Shippo nodded as Shippo hopped into her arms and they headed to the village to prepare for a long trip.

After Lunch and Shippo vomiting for a few minutes because of the Cheddar Cheese Ramen, the group sent out in their quest to find and kill Naraku's heart, as well as finding more Shikon Shards. "Are you feeling all right now, Shippo-chan?" Kagome asked concerned. Shippo just moaned as he willed himself to fall asleep in the basket in front of Kagome. "I'm so sorry, Shippo-chan!"

"Let it rest, Kagome," InuYasha told her. "He had it coming to him. The little idiot." Kagome sighed as they climbed over a mountain and for a few moments, the group watched the sun set and then start off again. Luckily as they climbed down the mountain, there was a village at the foothills and Miroku found everyone a good place to rest, complete with a hot spring! (Woo Hoo!) "The bath isn't split…" Kagome whispered.

"A mixed bath, My Lady," the innkeeper informed and Kagome and Sango looked nervously at each other and then at the guys. "I'm sure you and your husbands—"

"WE'RE NOT MARRIED!" InuYasha and Kagome yelled.

"Yet," Sango and Miroku added. Shippo just moaned, trying to hide a laugh.

"Miroku, if you remove that blind fold, you be shall be punished severely," Sango threatened as Miroku was blindfolded and had his hands tied in front of him. Miroku just sighed deeply as he was in complete torture of imaging Sango's purest form bath. Kagome, Shippo, and InuYasha were enjoying their dinner waiting for their turn to a bath. The only reason InuYasha said that he'd bath with Kagome is to keep lechers off 'his property!' Though, he didn't say that out loud.

Kagome let out a sigh. "Good choice but bad timing," she whispered to no one in particular as Miroku and Sango entered the room. Miroku had a lump on his head for peeking. "Very bad timing…" Kagome stood from her seat to gather her bath things and had Shippo latch onto InuYasha as he followed her to the bath. Shippo was quick to undress and was first to go into the water. Then Kagome, she kept a towel wrapped around her as she joined Shippo. And then InuYasha, reluctantly, with a towel around his waist. 'Very, very bad timing!' Kagome's mind screamed. 'I'm getting bad vibes, here, and a really good-looking, sexy, hot half-demon guy is not helping!'

InuYasha sensed something wrong with Kagome and scooted next to her. "What's up?" he asked her.

"The sky," she answered as a joke and he gave her a serious look. "Nothing. I'm all right, InuYasha."

"Oh yeah?" he asked as he leaned into her ear. "Maybe you should have bind me the same way Sango bind Miroku," he suggested in a whisper. Kagome withdrew from him in shock that he'd...

"Okay, who are you and what have you done with the InuYasha I know?" Kagome asked making Shippo look their way and making InuYasha laugh. Shippo thought it was the best time, if any, to pour Chibi-Shikon's potion on InuYasha while he and Kagome were going into deep conversation. They had forgotten about him in the first few minutes, so why not for a few more?

"Chikuso, Kagome," InuYasha said as he lead back and into the water. "I can't even tease you without making you uncomfortable…" Kagome blushed looking into the water and apologized to him. "There's nothing to apologize about, Kagome. At least I know you're comfortable around me for the way I am, that's enough."

"Yeah…" she said and turned to him. "Do you feel comfortable around me too?"

"Sure I do!" InuYasha answered, standing and holding his towel securely around his waist. "More comfortable than Kikyo, I'll tell you that!" Kagome smiled at him, happy to know that.

Meanwhile, Shippo had redressed and had climbed up in a tree above the couple and had poured the potion over InuYasha. The liquid had become dust and then gas as it engulfed InuYasha, undetected.

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People in the blimps return to Shikon's house and start to celebrate that the 'mission' has been executed! PPL of unknown origin: InuYasha will become chibi-tized! Yes! All right! PARTY!

Elsewhere…Camera Dude's friends #1, 2, and 3 are fighting over who's a sexy movie chick…Hilary Duff (sp?) and the girl from the Amanda Show (what's her name?)

Camera Dude's Friend #1: Hilary!

Camera Dude's Friend #3: The girl from Amanda Show!

Camera Dude's Friend #1: Hilary!

Camera Dude's Friend #3: The girl from Amanda Show!

Camera Dude's Friend #1: Hilary!

Camera Dude's Friend #3: The girl from Amanda Show!

Both turn to Camera Dude's Friend #2. Camera Dude's Friends #1 and 3: Who's hotter?! Hillary or Amanda?!

Camera Dude's Friend #2: I don't know Dudes! They're both hot as hell!

Camera Dude's Friends #1 and 3: NOT GOOD ENOUGH!

Shikon and Chibi-Shikon are drinking Soft Cider as they wait for reviews from people. Chibi-Shikon: I think InuYasha's cure will be an 'oswari.' Having a child kiss someone older is…weird.

Shikon: I know that. But did Sango and Miroku care?

Chibi-Shikon: That was a different!

Shikon: Different how?

Chibi-Shikon: People would have thought Sango was kissing her younger brother, ever thought of that?!

Shikon: ………… They don't look alike.

Chibi-Shikon: … you're WEIRD!