Happy Final Fantasy's
By: UberBurger and Panduh
Disclaimer:
Panduh: PUU-CHUU! *bounces around the room*
UberBurger: Er...did someone let her near the sugar?
Assistant: Sorry that was me.
UberBurger: - - Great, now she's going to be wired for the rest of the chapter.
Assistant: Yah, really sorry about that.
*fire alarm goes off*
UberBurger: And here come the sprinklers....
*sprinklers come on and soak them*
UberBurger: God hates me....*sulks off.*
Assistant: Uh..well...Panduh and Burger don't own Square-enix, Final fantasy 7, Final fantasy 8, or anything like that.
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Scene one: Nibelheim
Cid: It's a boring town and a boring life; times like these you need a Marbolo. *Puts cigarette in mouth*
Quistis: *approaches...from somewhere. Don't ask me where* You know...Smoking is bad for you.... *Whips the cigarette out of his mouth*
Cid: *stands there stunned* Who the hell are you Lady? Don't you understand that it's a boring town and a boring life and times like these a man needs a Marbolo?
Quistis: Well not anymore it will be, that is, when my fan-club talk show comes on air.
Cid: What Fanclub? It's a boring town and a boring life....
Quistis: (Is that all this man can say? - -;;;) The QFC! That's what! Now DANCE for you INSOLENCE!!!! *Starts snapping her whip at him*
Cid: @#?& lady!!! OW! Why cant you-ow! See that you've-@#?&!! Wrecked the silence around here??!!!
(Rufus steps in, once again, don't ask me from where.)
Background: SHINRA! SHINRA! SHINRA! SHIN-
Rufus: Shut up! God that stupid background noise has followed me EVERYWHERE!!
Quistis: (My next victim....)
Cid: *Quietly sneaks away*
Quistis: So....Lets see how well you dance...(Obscene amounts of violence are really good for releasing inner demons...)
Quistis: *raises whip but a random unnamed Shinra soldier jumps in the way*
Random unnamed Shinra soldier: NOOOOO!!!!! *slow-motion*
Quistis: ......*kicks the R.U.S.S in the nuts*
R.U.S.S: Owch...*limps away*
Yuffie: HE YAH! *Jumps in from nowhere* Stop villain! I saw what you did to Cid!
Quistis: (It's raining idiots today...) Oh boy...a Martial artist want to-bee. Like I don't get enough of that at home.
Yuffie: *Gets pissed off and punches Quistis, and a brutal cat-fight ensues*
Rufus: ....*puts hands on his head and sighs*
*The battle ends with Yuffie searching Quistis for Materia*
Yuffie: No MATERIA!!! NOOOO!!!!! *crys*
Quistis: *has a black eye* Wimp.
Yuffie: *sniffle* Am not!!!
Quistis: Are too!!!
Rufus: Will you women PLEASE shut up!!!!
(Cid sneaks back in)
Cid: Not such a boring town anymore, but still a boring life. Its times like these you need a marbolo. *Puts cigarette back in mouth*
Scene Two: Tifa's house.
Cid: Nothin' be a happen so I guess I'll take a nap. *yawns and falls asleep in Tifa's bed*
(Black-caped person comes on)
BCP: wa...sep...hi...ROTH!!!
Cid: *Snore* *snore* *snore*
BCP: SEP....HI....ROTH!!!!!
Cid: *snore* *snore *snore*
BCP: *Throws off cape and reveals that it's Tifa*
Tifa: GET OFF MY BED!!! *Jenova music plays in the background* *slams Cid off her bed*
Cid: *thud* *gets up* @#?&!!! @#?&!!! @#?&!!!!
Cid: Why did you wake me up from my @#?& sleep %^*&$!!!!
Tifa: WHAT was THAT???!!! *Kicks him in the nuts*
Cid: ah....*crumples over*
*Jedi person appears*
JP: Cid...use the force......
*Jedi person disappears*
Cid: *gets up, does some flamboyant and totally useless martial art moves*
Tifa: .........*pokes him*
Cid: *falls over* Owch.....
Tifa: *sighs* Cid, where's Cloud?
Cid: *groan*
Tifa: WHERE'S CLOUD!!!!
Cid: *slightly delirious* Well...there are plenty of clouds in the sky......
Tifa: NO! Where's THE Cloud?
Cid: Oh...you mean the big cloud.....
Tifa: NO! I mean the person Cloud! Cloud Strife!!!
Cid: (There's a cloud named Cloud Strife?)
Tifa: *sighs and puts her hand on her head oh-so-dramatically* You would never understand our LOVE bond....
Cid: (She's in love with a cloud? Strange woman)
Tifa: Just never mind. Will you please get OUT OF MY HOUSE SO I CAN GET SOMETHING DONE????!!!
Cid: pfft...women. *leaves*
(Just as leaves Cloud peeks over a chair as Tifa plays horrible piano)
Piano: BANG BANG! BAM BAM!!
Cloud: *groan* (tries to escape through the door)
Tifa: (turns around) CLOUD! There you are!!! (grabs him*)
Cloud: NO! AHHH!!!!! (In a panic he hits her with his buster sword)
Tifa: OW!!! (Falls over)
Cloud: OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!!!!! (Runs away)
Cid: *comes through the door again* Hey Tifa, want a Marbolo?
Tifa: *twitch* *twitch*
By: UberBurger and Panduh
Disclaimer:
Panduh: PUU-CHUU! *bounces around the room*
UberBurger: Er...did someone let her near the sugar?
Assistant: Sorry that was me.
UberBurger: - - Great, now she's going to be wired for the rest of the chapter.
Assistant: Yah, really sorry about that.
*fire alarm goes off*
UberBurger: And here come the sprinklers....
*sprinklers come on and soak them*
UberBurger: God hates me....*sulks off.*
Assistant: Uh..well...Panduh and Burger don't own Square-enix, Final fantasy 7, Final fantasy 8, or anything like that.
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Scene one: Nibelheim
Cid: It's a boring town and a boring life; times like these you need a Marbolo. *Puts cigarette in mouth*
Quistis: *approaches...from somewhere. Don't ask me where* You know...Smoking is bad for you.... *Whips the cigarette out of his mouth*
Cid: *stands there stunned* Who the hell are you Lady? Don't you understand that it's a boring town and a boring life and times like these a man needs a Marbolo?
Quistis: Well not anymore it will be, that is, when my fan-club talk show comes on air.
Cid: What Fanclub? It's a boring town and a boring life....
Quistis: (Is that all this man can say? - -;;;) The QFC! That's what! Now DANCE for you INSOLENCE!!!! *Starts snapping her whip at him*
Cid: @#?& lady!!! OW! Why cant you-ow! See that you've-@#?&!! Wrecked the silence around here??!!!
(Rufus steps in, once again, don't ask me from where.)
Background: SHINRA! SHINRA! SHINRA! SHIN-
Rufus: Shut up! God that stupid background noise has followed me EVERYWHERE!!
Quistis: (My next victim....)
Cid: *Quietly sneaks away*
Quistis: So....Lets see how well you dance...(Obscene amounts of violence are really good for releasing inner demons...)
Quistis: *raises whip but a random unnamed Shinra soldier jumps in the way*
Random unnamed Shinra soldier: NOOOOO!!!!! *slow-motion*
Quistis: ......*kicks the R.U.S.S in the nuts*
R.U.S.S: Owch...*limps away*
Yuffie: HE YAH! *Jumps in from nowhere* Stop villain! I saw what you did to Cid!
Quistis: (It's raining idiots today...) Oh boy...a Martial artist want to-bee. Like I don't get enough of that at home.
Yuffie: *Gets pissed off and punches Quistis, and a brutal cat-fight ensues*
Rufus: ....*puts hands on his head and sighs*
*The battle ends with Yuffie searching Quistis for Materia*
Yuffie: No MATERIA!!! NOOOO!!!!! *crys*
Quistis: *has a black eye* Wimp.
Yuffie: *sniffle* Am not!!!
Quistis: Are too!!!
Rufus: Will you women PLEASE shut up!!!!
(Cid sneaks back in)
Cid: Not such a boring town anymore, but still a boring life. Its times like these you need a marbolo. *Puts cigarette back in mouth*
Scene Two: Tifa's house.
Cid: Nothin' be a happen so I guess I'll take a nap. *yawns and falls asleep in Tifa's bed*
(Black-caped person comes on)
BCP: wa...sep...hi...ROTH!!!
Cid: *Snore* *snore* *snore*
BCP: SEP....HI....ROTH!!!!!
Cid: *snore* *snore *snore*
BCP: *Throws off cape and reveals that it's Tifa*
Tifa: GET OFF MY BED!!! *Jenova music plays in the background* *slams Cid off her bed*
Cid: *thud* *gets up* @#?&!!! @#?&!!! @#?&!!!!
Cid: Why did you wake me up from my @#?& sleep %^*&$!!!!
Tifa: WHAT was THAT???!!! *Kicks him in the nuts*
Cid: ah....*crumples over*
*Jedi person appears*
JP: Cid...use the force......
*Jedi person disappears*
Cid: *gets up, does some flamboyant and totally useless martial art moves*
Tifa: .........*pokes him*
Cid: *falls over* Owch.....
Tifa: *sighs* Cid, where's Cloud?
Cid: *groan*
Tifa: WHERE'S CLOUD!!!!
Cid: *slightly delirious* Well...there are plenty of clouds in the sky......
Tifa: NO! Where's THE Cloud?
Cid: Oh...you mean the big cloud.....
Tifa: NO! I mean the person Cloud! Cloud Strife!!!
Cid: (There's a cloud named Cloud Strife?)
Tifa: *sighs and puts her hand on her head oh-so-dramatically* You would never understand our LOVE bond....
Cid: (She's in love with a cloud? Strange woman)
Tifa: Just never mind. Will you please get OUT OF MY HOUSE SO I CAN GET SOMETHING DONE????!!!
Cid: pfft...women. *leaves*
(Just as leaves Cloud peeks over a chair as Tifa plays horrible piano)
Piano: BANG BANG! BAM BAM!!
Cloud: *groan* (tries to escape through the door)
Tifa: (turns around) CLOUD! There you are!!! (grabs him*)
Cloud: NO! AHHH!!!!! (In a panic he hits her with his buster sword)
Tifa: OW!!! (Falls over)
Cloud: OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!!!!! (Runs away)
Cid: *comes through the door again* Hey Tifa, want a Marbolo?
Tifa: *twitch* *twitch*
