Disclaimer: "My God, my tourniquet! Return to me Salvation!" Evanescence-Tourniquet "The day I die, is the day you die, InuYasha!" InuYasha-Kikyo (Just another way for me to say I don't own anything!)
Chibi-Shikon: (acting drunk kuz she drank 2 much cider…) 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer…take on down pass it around…
Shikon: Okay! That's enough cider for you, Chibi. Get to bed.
Chibi-Shikon looks up at Shikon and starts to see things. Chibi-Shikon: (points to the book shelves…) Oh look! Puppies…(faints)
Shikon: ^,^; no more cider for you…
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Camera Dude's friends #1 and 3 are now fighting over Anime costumes… Mostly about Miroku's costume, for Halloween…
Camera Dude's Friend #1:I'll be Miroku!
Camera Dude's friend #3: No. I will!
Camera Dude's Friend #1: I will!
Camera Dude's Friend #3: Me!
Camera Dude's Friend #1: Me!
Camera Dude's Friend #3: Me!
Camera Dude's Friend #1: Me!
In the background is Shiken playing Legend of Legaia and is in the hunt for more monsters to kill. Shiken: Hey! Both of you could be Miroku for Halloween!
Camera Dude's Friends #1 and 3: NOT GOOD ENOUGH!
Camera Dude's Friend #1: I should be Miroku because I'm AZN! And I got AZN skills on getting girls!
Camera Dude's Friend #3: (pulling a Cartmen from South Park) Screw you guys! I'm going home!
Shikon walks in to conversation just in time to see Camera Dude's Friend #3 walk out of the house. Shikon: The hell was that about?
Shiken: Who should be Miroku for Halloween.
Shikon: Oh…NE wayz… ~_~; (after moment of pause) I still feel so violated…
Shiken: (burst out angrily) STILL?! ARE YOU GAY OR WHAT SIS?!
Shikon: (Gives Glare of Death to Shiken) Shiken…Owsari!
Shiken pulls out a chair from a closet and sits down. Shiken: Keh!
Shikon: Bah…kah… InuYasha
Shiken: Keh!
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New Vocab! Ai Shitreu – I love you
"Dog Demon!" (InuYasha!) Part2
Kagome was suffering from déjà vu the next morning…she was feeling overheated again in her bed! "Argh! Screw…" she sat up in her bed and noticed that her clothes had easily fallen off. Inhaling deeply, she let out a horrifying scream, waking everyone in the room, in the building!
"Where's the fire?!" Miroku exclaimed waking with a start and looked over to the girls' side to find Sango sitting up, looking shocked to see Kagome. "Lady Sango?!" Miroku looked over to Kagome and found her trying to keep her clothes on. "Lady Kagome?!"
"WHAT IN THE SEVEN HELLS?!" howled a young pup next to Miroku in a pile of red clothing. "THE HELL IS THIS!?" Miroku looked over to InuYasha and couldn't help but become wide-eyed, in shock. "STOP STARING, YOU SICK MONK!" Sango couldn't help but look over as well and go red in the face. "SANGO! I'M WARNING YOU!" Quickly, Sango gestured to Miroku and Shippo to follow her to the hall. Calming down and trying to keep his clothes on, InuYasha crawled over next to the divider and asked Kagome if he could come over next to her. "Now I'm experiencing what you, my brother, and Miroku have gone through," he said. He heard her sigh loudly. "What's wrong?"
"I'm chibi again," she answered.
"Nani?!" InuYasha exclaimed and tried to look.
"Don't look!" she yelled and he sat back down. "I'm…ah…going to dress into my old clothes." 'Good thing I forgot to take them out. Teehee!' Kagome mentally giggled as she dressed into her spares. "InuYasha?" He replied with a hum. "Wanna change into my brother's clothes? I still have them in my bag."
"No, I'm fine," he answered as his clothes just...shrank to fit him. 'Strange that the only thing I wear is this…' he thought.
"What are we to do?" Sango asked Miroku in the hall. "Naraku is still alive and if he found out about this…" She and Miroku, as well as Shippo and Kilala, were in the hall looking concerned about the sudden change in plans.
"Naraku will never know," Miroku promised. "We will have to treat this like a New Moon so we must be on guard for InuYasha's protection as well as Kagome's." Sango agreed. "But…Even in this size, Kagome's powers could still do as much damage as if she were her normal size. Lady Kaede said so herself when she first saw Kagome."
"Kagome's cure…the first time was to take a bath in the hot spring, correct? Couldn't Kagome…" Sango assumed but stopped herself. She remembered that Miroku's cure was a kiss from HER while Sesshomaru's cure was the lunar eclipse (or the Tenseiga's power, but that'd be cheap shot). Kagome's cure could have changed during the time she was normal size. "Couldn't Kagome do it again?"
Miroku shrugged as he thought about it. "Possibly, but what of InuYasha? Our cures from this shrink spell are different. Though I do not doubt the idea."
"What in the world are we to do now that we're like this?" Kagome wondered as she folded up the access sleeves of her pants and sleeves and tied her shoes. Kagome was amazed to find Power Puff Girls sneakers in her backpack! 'Mom's always thinking ahead. She must have some spirit powers to know about this ever happening again!' Kagome thought astonished.
"You could take a dip in the Hot Springs," InuYasha suggested. "It worked once, so why not again?"
"What about you?" Kagome asked looking at him. "I'm living my childhood again for the third time and you're only living yours for the first time after so long."
"I'll survive," he answered and Kagome gave him a concerned look. "What?"
"Nothing," she answered as she leaned back against the wall next to him. "I've just decided to stay this way until you're cured first."
"What?! That's insane!" InuYasha protested. "Kagome, you don't want to be around me when I'm like this!"
"Give me one reason why not," Kagome replied and InuYasha gave her none. "There you go! I want to be somewhat a 'childhood' friend of yours, InuYasha. That way, you can't say that you didn't have any friends as a child because you're reliving it!"
InuYasha just smiled at her. "Lessee...minus the fifty years I've been asleep, I'm actually seventeen years old…" InuYasha pondered aloud looking at the ceiling.
"Keh! Minus an additional ten years, you're only seven!" Kagome announced acting like him. "And me, I'm five!" InuYasha looked at her and saw truth to that. He didn't really know how old she was, he just figured that it would be rude to ask for her age, not that he was ever nice to her except when she turned Chibi the first day before everyone, at random, was being chibi-tized. "Let's have some fun while in this form, InuYasha."
"Fun?" InuYasha asked and she nodded. "Okay." Kagome smiled as she linked hands with him and they ran off and out of the village. "Hey! Shouldn't we stay with the others?!"
"Can't have any fun if they're going to be watching us like hawks, InuYasha," Kagome told him. "Besides," Kilala's aura told Kagome that she was coming for them to keep them out of trouble, "Kilala is coming to keep us out of trouble!" The Neko-Yokai mewed as she approached them and continued to follow the "youngsters" until it was time for lunch.
In the distance, the eyes of a dead priestess watched her reincarnation and a miniaturized InuYasha let their souls roam freely in a clearing of the forest. 'Even with that guardian Neko-Yokai, even the strongest will need aid,' she thought and vanished leaving some of her Soul Takers behind to follow, watch over, and protect the trio from Naraku, if he ever decided to attack InuYasha as he was. 'Protect them…' she ordered telepathically to her serpents.
Not too far off and going undetected was Kanna… "Hm…Tis true then…" she whispered so faintly, not even the most well trained ears, like that of a canine's, could hear. Kanna sensed an arrow come flying her way but she vanished before it ever touched her.
Kikyo grinned her teeth in anger. Kanna was going to report to Naraku of InuYasha and Kagome's misfortune! "This is not good," she stated as she looked back to the "children" playing in the forest. "Naraku will surely come for them now."
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People who HATE Kikyo: WHY THE HELL IS SHE HERE!? That's it! This show is CANCELED!
Shikon: (Angrily) Screw you Guys! At lease she's a good clay doll in this show! (Ducks just in time to dodge a Sacred Arrow) Screw You Kikyo! Here I am DEFENDING you, and you shoot me with an arrow?!
Kikyo: (Horrified for the miss) Oh! Forgive me, Shikon. I thought I saw a demon right behind you. (points to Koryu from Wish)
Shikon: Oh! Okay then! (Brushes the excuse off and then realizes something) But I'm always surround by demons! And Koryu's not a Demon! He's a Devil!
Everyone: (Disbelief, talking about Shikon being around demons and Koryu) Really?!?!
Camera Dude: (Excited, not talking about Koryu) So like, can you see dead people? (Forgetting about Kikyo)
Shiken: (confused, talking about Koryu) What's the difference between a Demon and a Devil?
Everyone including Shikon and Kikyo: (Not amused about what everyone is talking about) …………
Kikyo stands right behind Camera Dude and starts to strangle him. Camera Dude: (completely freaking out) Oh $#!+!! Something's got me by the neck! Shivers are going down my spine! (Starts jumping into conclusions) Oh $#!+!! I think it's my dead girlfriend! Coming to get revenge on ditching her at the mall! Someone Help Me! I don't want to be dragged in hell!
Shikon: (bluntly) Camera Dude…you're an idiot… (turns to Shiken) No real difference but I love Koryu's black wings! He makes everyone BAD look GOOD!
Koryu: (tempting Shikon) Shikon, may I have a taste of your soul?
Shikon: (completely falls for him) You're better than Miroku, Koryu! I love you! Please yourself with the taste of my soul!
Everyone: -_-; (Talking about Camera Dude) We don't know him!
Shiken: (sees Kikyo trying to send Camera Dude to hell with her instead of InuYasha) Kikyo, you can let go of him now…
Kikyo: (trance breaks) Huh? Awe…can't I keep him?
Shikon: (Has Koryu sucking the soul out of her) (sleepily and weakly) Huh…? Oh…After the … Season of Chibies. Then… you can keep Camera Dude and his Home Boyz…
Kikyo: (Excited) Yay!
Camera Dude's Friends #1, 2, and 3: (Horrified) NNNNnnnnnOOOOOooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
Camera Dudette's friend #1: (draws a katana to defend Camera Dude's Friend #1) YOU ARE NOT GETTING MY BOYFRIEND!
(A fight breaks out and ticks Shikon off, even if she is at a weakened state because Koryu sucked out most of her soul) Shikon: (using the remaining strength she has in herself) EVERYONE! OWSARI! (Everyone grabs a seat from anywhere and sits down) Kikyo, go back to where you came from and I'll call you when it's over. (Kikyo obeys a little too happy…)
Chibi-Shikon: Mommy's gone Kagome/InuYasha/Kikyo on everyone…(Laughing her butt off) Send in your reviews! My Mommy loves Reviews! Even if they're hot as the fires of hell!
Chibi-Shiken: Have you noticed that most Inu Fic writers are all girls?
Chibi-Shikon: (happily) IT'S ALL ABOUT INU-YASHA'S EARS! THEY'RE SO KAWAII!
Chibi-Shiken: Down girl…Don't get too excited…
Chibi-Shikon: Today's show was a bit too short, don't you think?
Chibi-Shiken: Tell me about it…(Chibi-Shikon makes attempt to tell him about it) Idiot! Not literally!
Chibi-Shikon: Chibi-Shiken! Owsari! (Chibi-Shiken grabs a chair and sits) Teehee! This is fun!
