Trip Gone Wrong II: YamiNeo's Revenge

YamiNeo: Why am I always a bad guy?!

Neo: Because you are a villain at heart.

Yugi: That is, if he has one.

YamiNeo: I do! And It belongs to Cryst! (drools)

Everyone else: O.O

YamiNeo: WHAT?!

Neo: Just start the thing.

YamiNeo: (wipes mouth) Oh. Right. Neo owns nothing! There. Happy?

Neo: Yep.

YamiNeo: Good. Now leavey me alone with my brownies. PWEEEEEZ!

Neo: -_- Whatever.

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Chapter 2: Dammit Joey!

There music comes on, and everyone cringes in horror.

Music: I love you, you love me. Let's go get a Christmas tree!

Kaiba: WHAT THE?!?!?!...

Tristan: IT'S BARNEY!!!

Bakura: The Christmas version at that!

Kaiba: GOOD LORD JOEY! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!?!

Joey: Don't ask me! Ask Yugi! It's his music!

Yugi: Hey what do you expect. I'm a high school student, I'm like, three and a half feet tall, my grandpa's a pervert, and I'm never gonna get a date 'cause all the girls are taller than me! I need some nurturing!

Kaiba: YOU NEED SOME HELP! TURN THAT GOD FORSAKEN CRAP OFF!

(Tristan turns it off)

Tristan: Ahhh...relief.

Bakura: Joey, why was that CD in your pocket?

Joey: (trying desprately to change the subject)...um...LOOK! Tea's sniffin' crack!

(Everyone looks at Tea)

Tea: (sniff the powder) Hey! (twitches and becomes enraged) THIS IS BABY POWDER! GWRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH!

Everyone: O.O;

Joey: HEY! That's mine!

Kaiba: Baby powder? Yours? Why am I not surprised?

Joey: Keep talkin' Kaiba. Keep talkin'.

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And so concludes Part 1 of Chappie 2. Sorry for the shortness, I'm kinda in class. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!