Trip Gone Wrong II: YamiNeo's Revenge
YamiNeo: Why am I always a bad guy?!
Neo: Because you are a villain at heart.
Yugi: That is, if he has one.
YamiNeo: I do! And It belongs to Cryst! (drools)
Everyone else: O.O
YamiNeo: WHAT?!
Neo: Just start the thing.
YamiNeo: (wipes mouth) Oh. Right. Neo owns nothing! There. Happy?
Neo: Yep.
YamiNeo: Good. Now leavey me alone with my brownies. PWEEEEEZ!
Neo: -_- Whatever.
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Chapter 2: Dammit Joey!
There music comes on, and everyone cringes in horror.
Music: I love you, you love me. Let's go get a Christmas tree!
Kaiba: WHAT THE?!?!?!...
Tristan: IT'S BARNEY!!!
Bakura: The Christmas version at that!
Kaiba: GOOD LORD JOEY! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!?!
Joey: Don't ask me! Ask Yugi! It's his music!
Yugi: Hey what do you expect. I'm a high school student, I'm like, three and a half feet tall, my grandpa's a pervert, and I'm never gonna get a date 'cause all the girls are taller than me! I need some nurturing!
Kaiba: YOU NEED SOME HELP! TURN THAT GOD FORSAKEN CRAP OFF!
(Tristan turns it off)
Tristan: Ahhh...relief.
Bakura: Joey, why was that CD in your pocket?
Joey: (trying desprately to change the subject)...um...LOOK! Tea's sniffin' crack!
(Everyone looks at Tea)
Tea: (sniff the powder) Hey! (twitches and becomes enraged) THIS IS BABY POWDER! GWRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH!
Everyone: O.O;
Joey: HEY! That's mine!
Kaiba: Baby powder? Yours? Why am I not surprised?
Joey: Keep talkin' Kaiba. Keep talkin'.
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And so concludes Part 1 of Chappie 2. Sorry for the shortness, I'm kinda in class. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YamiNeo: Why am I always a bad guy?!
Neo: Because you are a villain at heart.
Yugi: That is, if he has one.
YamiNeo: I do! And It belongs to Cryst! (drools)
Everyone else: O.O
YamiNeo: WHAT?!
Neo: Just start the thing.
YamiNeo: (wipes mouth) Oh. Right. Neo owns nothing! There. Happy?
Neo: Yep.
YamiNeo: Good. Now leavey me alone with my brownies. PWEEEEEZ!
Neo: -_- Whatever.
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Chapter 2: Dammit Joey!
There music comes on, and everyone cringes in horror.
Music: I love you, you love me. Let's go get a Christmas tree!
Kaiba: WHAT THE?!?!?!...
Tristan: IT'S BARNEY!!!
Bakura: The Christmas version at that!
Kaiba: GOOD LORD JOEY! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!?!
Joey: Don't ask me! Ask Yugi! It's his music!
Yugi: Hey what do you expect. I'm a high school student, I'm like, three and a half feet tall, my grandpa's a pervert, and I'm never gonna get a date 'cause all the girls are taller than me! I need some nurturing!
Kaiba: YOU NEED SOME HELP! TURN THAT GOD FORSAKEN CRAP OFF!
(Tristan turns it off)
Tristan: Ahhh...relief.
Bakura: Joey, why was that CD in your pocket?
Joey: (trying desprately to change the subject)...um...LOOK! Tea's sniffin' crack!
(Everyone looks at Tea)
Tea: (sniff the powder) Hey! (twitches and becomes enraged) THIS IS BABY POWDER! GWRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH!
Everyone: O.O;
Joey: HEY! That's mine!
Kaiba: Baby powder? Yours? Why am I not surprised?
Joey: Keep talkin' Kaiba. Keep talkin'.
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And so concludes Part 1 of Chappie 2. Sorry for the shortness, I'm kinda in class. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
