Continuing from last time……..
She sighed and shook her head, "Okaaay Ron…I'm gonna return some books to the library. Meet ya in class?"
"Uh…yeah, sure."
Slinging her backpack over her shoulder, Kim made her way to the school library with a confused look still on her face.
"(Dang! Somehow, I think that failed to impress her…oh well! Back to the drawing board!)"
'Great…' was all Rufus could think.
"Heeeyyyy Roooon," came a slow, seductive voice from behind. Of course, both Ron and Rufus knew it had to be Bonnie.
'Even better!' Rufus thought. 'Now what does SHE want???'
"That was sooooo manly of you back there…telling Josh off like that. Who is he to disrespect YOU? Kim may not have liked it but me…I found it kind of attractive," Bonnie sighed.
"Uh…" Rufus responded, "thanks…"
'…ya little h*' he added.
"I thought you looked soooo…SEXY and-"
"Oookay, Bonnie," Rufus interrupted her. "What do want? I don't like where this is going."
"Oh?" she asked. "You don't? Then why is there a lump in your pants-"
"That's Rufus," Rufus stopped her and blushed. "And he's in my POCKET."
She batted her eyelashes at him a bit "Sure he is Ron."
'Why is she looking there anyway?' Rufus thought as he shifted around uneasily.
"Just remember: when you finally realize that Kim doesn't want or even deserve your attention. Well…" she giggled. "You know where to find me."
"Yeah," Rufus said half-heartedly, "sure."
With a flick of her glossy brunette hair, she sashayed past a group of gawking boys who had been eaves dropping on their conversation. When she left they started whispering dirty comments amongst each other and snickering. Rufus looked down at Ron with a surprised face.
"What the heck was that???" he asked. Ron couldn't help but smile a bit.
"(I told you: chics dig the gangster look!)"
Rufus just rolled his eyes and answered back, "Ron, quit playing around. You know she wouldn't do that to YOU."
"(How do you know that for sure?)" Ron retorted. "(Maybe she really likes me.)"
"Heh. Yeah. Is that why she brings insect repellent to cheerleading practice?"
"(Oh. So that's what that was for…)" he pondered.
"Ron! Focus. The point is, in case you haven't noticed, with or without 'the gangster look'…YOU'RE NO CHIC MAGNET."
"O(kay then)" Ron answered back defensively, "(tell me why the CHIC is flirting with the MAGNET.)" Ron pointed to his naked pink body with both his thumbs.
"Because MAYBE," Rufus groaned, "the CHIC is USING the magnet to get what she wants."
Ron thought for a second then responded, "(Well I DO have everything a girl would want…)"
Rufus sighed.
"(…Okay, yeah you're right. She's up to something. But it doesn't matter)" he said with calmly. "(It's not like it's going to hurt anybody right? If anything more suspicious happens we'll just avoid her. Besides…having Bonnie follow me around could really help my rep.)"
Meanwhile, Kim, who had stopped in time to remember that she left her books in her locker, watched intently at Bonnie, who had just made her move on Ron. Though, she had absently ignored Ron and Rufus' post conversation.
'What was that?…' she wondered with a bit of resentment.
The more she thought about it, the more her faced burned. She was about to make her way toward Ron to ask him what was going on behind her back when a hand touched her shoulder.
"What!?" Kim yelled.
"Woah! Dang, hold on!" came a familiar voice. When Kim turned, she saw Monique backing off a few steps.
"Chill Kim! It's only me," she said.
"Oh. Sorry Monique…" Kim responded sheepishly. "I guess I was just a bit surprised."
"Why? What tweaked you??" Monique asked.
"Why does everyone always ask me that?" Kim sighed.
"Because you're so stressed, girl. You need to back off and smell the coffee once in a while."
"Heh. Yeah I guess," Kim rubbed the back of her neck.
Monique smiled back. "So what's up?".
"Did you see what just happened with Ron and Bonnie???" she spat.
"No. What?"
"She just…she," Kim clenched her fists, "she was just flirting with Ron. RON STOPPABLE. MY best friend. And then she had the nerve to do the 'hair-flip-and-sashay' right in front of him! And I can just 'tell' that she put pulled up her skirt on 'accident'. Ron better not see anything in her or I'm gonna-"
"Woah! Woah! Slow down! So Bonnie was flirting with Ron. She practically does that with every guy she meets," Monique said trying to calm her friend down. She smirked at the thought of Ron and Bonnie, "He's probably just the 'flavor of the day'."
"Monique!" Kim blushed an even darker shade of red and put her arms out pleadingly. "How can you say that about Ron???"
"Uh. Excuuuse me???" Monique scoffed. "It was a joke. Okay? Since when do you care so deeply for Ron anyway?"
"Care DEEPLY? I'm just being a good friend," Kim argued.
"And since when does being a good friend involve blocking off all social interaction except with you?"
"Well…uh…"
Monique formed an even bigger smirk on her face. A crazy thought just appeared in her head.
"You don't…LIKE him do you?"
Kim's eyes practically popped out of their sockets.
"NO! No!-"
"Ooooohhh Kim…" Monique teased. "Falling for your best friend! Just like in the movies…you know, you and Ron really DO make a cute couple."
"AH!" Kim hollered. "Monique! Stop! Me crushing on Ron? *Uch!* That's sooooo not going to happen in THIS lifetime. Can you image what kind of dates we would go on? 'Uh, hey Kim. Let's go to Bueno Nacho real quick and then we can go see Headsuckers in Space part three.' Yeah Monique. That's gonna happen."
Monique smiled back, "Hey. Just a thought."
"Well I think you should keep you thoughts to your self from now on," she joked. "C'mon let's go to our next class. I don't wanna leave Ron waiting."
They made their way to chemistry without talking much more to each other. Monique would've said something but she was too busy fixing her hair. Kim, on the other hand, had other thoughts on her mind. Monique's playful words kept ringing in her head. She wasn't sure if it bugged her…or if she was just cherishing the thought.
"You and Ron really DO make a cute couple…"
'Was that true or not?' Kim thought. 'Nooo! She was soooo just teasing me…right?'
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"Argh!!!" Drakken yelled from deep inside his lair. "I still can't get over the fact that Ron Stoppable beat us!"
"You actually remembered his name? You must be really ticked off," Shego commented.
"Don't joke around at a time like this Shego! Do you know what a loss like this could do to our villainy points? We could be the laughing stock off the underworld! This is terrible! We must do something to get back at him!"
"Well then think of a plan instead of complaing about it! You've been talking about it all day!!" Shego yelled. "…Hey, what's this?"
"What's what?" Drakken asked.
"This file saved on your computer…it looks like a record of something but I've never seen it before," Shego explained pointing to the gigantic mega screen that all villains had to have for some reason.
"Now's not the time to be playing computer games, Shego!" Drakken said irritably. "How do you expect me to get any work done if all my sidekick can do is toy with the computer?"
"I'm not 'toying', I'm looking at a clue that YOU must've bypassed," she said clicking the mouse button. "And don't call me 'sidekick' again, Blue Boy…"
Drakken just growled back. He put up with Shego's bad attitude everyday, but he would never get used to all the smart comments and back talk that she spat out.
"Oh my gosh! Drakken! Look!" Shego ordered.
"Huh? What?? What is it? Has my new issue of Bikini Magazine come in yet???"
Shego stack her tongue out in disgust, "Ew! No!"
"Drat!" he snapped his fingers. No matter, though. He still had a whole stack in his closet…
"It says here that one of your machines has been used recently."
"Yeah. So?" Drakken asked confused.
"Sooooo," Shego explained, "WE haven't USED any of your lame inventions lately. Only those stupid robots that got destroyed but none of your machines in the invention room."
Drakken's facial expression still didn't change. "Yeah? So?"
Shego sighed. "Sooooo…someone ELSE must've used it."
"Well…" Drakken stammered, "who was it? What does it say in the records???"
"…Ron Stoppable and an unknown…thing. I dunno. It was probably some animal. This thing only reads human DNA."
Drakken's goofy, confused face morphed into a smirk, "You don't by any chance think it was his little pet rodent, do you?"
"If I know Kim Possible's stupid sidekick even a little then I'd say yeah," she responded.
"Excellent…" Drakken gloated. Soon the echos of evil laughter filled his lair once again.
She sighed and shook her head, "Okaaay Ron…I'm gonna return some books to the library. Meet ya in class?"
"Uh…yeah, sure."
Slinging her backpack over her shoulder, Kim made her way to the school library with a confused look still on her face.
"(Dang! Somehow, I think that failed to impress her…oh well! Back to the drawing board!)"
'Great…' was all Rufus could think.
"Heeeyyyy Roooon," came a slow, seductive voice from behind. Of course, both Ron and Rufus knew it had to be Bonnie.
'Even better!' Rufus thought. 'Now what does SHE want???'
"That was sooooo manly of you back there…telling Josh off like that. Who is he to disrespect YOU? Kim may not have liked it but me…I found it kind of attractive," Bonnie sighed.
"Uh…" Rufus responded, "thanks…"
'…ya little h*' he added.
"I thought you looked soooo…SEXY and-"
"Oookay, Bonnie," Rufus interrupted her. "What do want? I don't like where this is going."
"Oh?" she asked. "You don't? Then why is there a lump in your pants-"
"That's Rufus," Rufus stopped her and blushed. "And he's in my POCKET."
She batted her eyelashes at him a bit "Sure he is Ron."
'Why is she looking there anyway?' Rufus thought as he shifted around uneasily.
"Just remember: when you finally realize that Kim doesn't want or even deserve your attention. Well…" she giggled. "You know where to find me."
"Yeah," Rufus said half-heartedly, "sure."
With a flick of her glossy brunette hair, she sashayed past a group of gawking boys who had been eaves dropping on their conversation. When she left they started whispering dirty comments amongst each other and snickering. Rufus looked down at Ron with a surprised face.
"What the heck was that???" he asked. Ron couldn't help but smile a bit.
"(I told you: chics dig the gangster look!)"
Rufus just rolled his eyes and answered back, "Ron, quit playing around. You know she wouldn't do that to YOU."
"(How do you know that for sure?)" Ron retorted. "(Maybe she really likes me.)"
"Heh. Yeah. Is that why she brings insect repellent to cheerleading practice?"
"(Oh. So that's what that was for…)" he pondered.
"Ron! Focus. The point is, in case you haven't noticed, with or without 'the gangster look'…YOU'RE NO CHIC MAGNET."
"O(kay then)" Ron answered back defensively, "(tell me why the CHIC is flirting with the MAGNET.)" Ron pointed to his naked pink body with both his thumbs.
"Because MAYBE," Rufus groaned, "the CHIC is USING the magnet to get what she wants."
Ron thought for a second then responded, "(Well I DO have everything a girl would want…)"
Rufus sighed.
"(…Okay, yeah you're right. She's up to something. But it doesn't matter)" he said with calmly. "(It's not like it's going to hurt anybody right? If anything more suspicious happens we'll just avoid her. Besides…having Bonnie follow me around could really help my rep.)"
Meanwhile, Kim, who had stopped in time to remember that she left her books in her locker, watched intently at Bonnie, who had just made her move on Ron. Though, she had absently ignored Ron and Rufus' post conversation.
'What was that?…' she wondered with a bit of resentment.
The more she thought about it, the more her faced burned. She was about to make her way toward Ron to ask him what was going on behind her back when a hand touched her shoulder.
"What!?" Kim yelled.
"Woah! Dang, hold on!" came a familiar voice. When Kim turned, she saw Monique backing off a few steps.
"Chill Kim! It's only me," she said.
"Oh. Sorry Monique…" Kim responded sheepishly. "I guess I was just a bit surprised."
"Why? What tweaked you??" Monique asked.
"Why does everyone always ask me that?" Kim sighed.
"Because you're so stressed, girl. You need to back off and smell the coffee once in a while."
"Heh. Yeah I guess," Kim rubbed the back of her neck.
Monique smiled back. "So what's up?".
"Did you see what just happened with Ron and Bonnie???" she spat.
"No. What?"
"She just…she," Kim clenched her fists, "she was just flirting with Ron. RON STOPPABLE. MY best friend. And then she had the nerve to do the 'hair-flip-and-sashay' right in front of him! And I can just 'tell' that she put pulled up her skirt on 'accident'. Ron better not see anything in her or I'm gonna-"
"Woah! Woah! Slow down! So Bonnie was flirting with Ron. She practically does that with every guy she meets," Monique said trying to calm her friend down. She smirked at the thought of Ron and Bonnie, "He's probably just the 'flavor of the day'."
"Monique!" Kim blushed an even darker shade of red and put her arms out pleadingly. "How can you say that about Ron???"
"Uh. Excuuuse me???" Monique scoffed. "It was a joke. Okay? Since when do you care so deeply for Ron anyway?"
"Care DEEPLY? I'm just being a good friend," Kim argued.
"And since when does being a good friend involve blocking off all social interaction except with you?"
"Well…uh…"
Monique formed an even bigger smirk on her face. A crazy thought just appeared in her head.
"You don't…LIKE him do you?"
Kim's eyes practically popped out of their sockets.
"NO! No!-"
"Ooooohhh Kim…" Monique teased. "Falling for your best friend! Just like in the movies…you know, you and Ron really DO make a cute couple."
"AH!" Kim hollered. "Monique! Stop! Me crushing on Ron? *Uch!* That's sooooo not going to happen in THIS lifetime. Can you image what kind of dates we would go on? 'Uh, hey Kim. Let's go to Bueno Nacho real quick and then we can go see Headsuckers in Space part three.' Yeah Monique. That's gonna happen."
Monique smiled back, "Hey. Just a thought."
"Well I think you should keep you thoughts to your self from now on," she joked. "C'mon let's go to our next class. I don't wanna leave Ron waiting."
They made their way to chemistry without talking much more to each other. Monique would've said something but she was too busy fixing her hair. Kim, on the other hand, had other thoughts on her mind. Monique's playful words kept ringing in her head. She wasn't sure if it bugged her…or if she was just cherishing the thought.
"You and Ron really DO make a cute couple…"
'Was that true or not?' Kim thought. 'Nooo! She was soooo just teasing me…right?'
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"Argh!!!" Drakken yelled from deep inside his lair. "I still can't get over the fact that Ron Stoppable beat us!"
"You actually remembered his name? You must be really ticked off," Shego commented.
"Don't joke around at a time like this Shego! Do you know what a loss like this could do to our villainy points? We could be the laughing stock off the underworld! This is terrible! We must do something to get back at him!"
"Well then think of a plan instead of complaing about it! You've been talking about it all day!!" Shego yelled. "…Hey, what's this?"
"What's what?" Drakken asked.
"This file saved on your computer…it looks like a record of something but I've never seen it before," Shego explained pointing to the gigantic mega screen that all villains had to have for some reason.
"Now's not the time to be playing computer games, Shego!" Drakken said irritably. "How do you expect me to get any work done if all my sidekick can do is toy with the computer?"
"I'm not 'toying', I'm looking at a clue that YOU must've bypassed," she said clicking the mouse button. "And don't call me 'sidekick' again, Blue Boy…"
Drakken just growled back. He put up with Shego's bad attitude everyday, but he would never get used to all the smart comments and back talk that she spat out.
"Oh my gosh! Drakken! Look!" Shego ordered.
"Huh? What?? What is it? Has my new issue of Bikini Magazine come in yet???"
Shego stack her tongue out in disgust, "Ew! No!"
"Drat!" he snapped his fingers. No matter, though. He still had a whole stack in his closet…
"It says here that one of your machines has been used recently."
"Yeah. So?" Drakken asked confused.
"Sooooo," Shego explained, "WE haven't USED any of your lame inventions lately. Only those stupid robots that got destroyed but none of your machines in the invention room."
Drakken's facial expression still didn't change. "Yeah? So?"
Shego sighed. "Sooooo…someone ELSE must've used it."
"Well…" Drakken stammered, "who was it? What does it say in the records???"
"…Ron Stoppable and an unknown…thing. I dunno. It was probably some animal. This thing only reads human DNA."
Drakken's goofy, confused face morphed into a smirk, "You don't by any chance think it was his little pet rodent, do you?"
"If I know Kim Possible's stupid sidekick even a little then I'd say yeah," she responded.
"Excellent…" Drakken gloated. Soon the echos of evil laughter filled his lair once again.
