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Chibi-Shikon: (sobbing in her room reading all the songfics that Shikon wrote)

Camera Dude's Friend #1: (enters Chibi-Shikon's room to find her crying) Chibi-Shikon! What's wrong?!

Chibi-Shikon: (still sobbing) Shikon's mean! She made Kagome…she made…(Starts crying again)

Camera Dude's friend #1: (gives worried look and starts to read what's on the monitor) Oh…dear…god!

Chibi-Shikon: (still crying) See?! She made a song fic using Tourniquet by Evanescence to…to…(starts to wail loudly. Camera Dude's Friend #1 looked at her worried)

Shikon: (enters room, annoyed. She could hear Chibi-Shikon crying ever so loudly) What's with all the wailing!? Chibi, you sound like a dying animal! (Chibi-Shikon points to Shikon's story angrily) (Blunt) Oh. That's all?

Chibi-Shikon: (angrily) WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "THAT'S ALL"?!

Camera Dude's Friend #1: -_-; It's Kagome versus InuYasha in here… Chibi-Shikon as Kagome and Shikon as InuYasha… (Sighs)

Chibi-Shikon: (still angry) HOW COULD YOU MAKE KAGOME—YOU'RE EVIL, SHIKON! I HATE YOU!

Shikon: (sighs) IT'S JUST A FIC! AS IN FAKE! DON'T GET TOO F^**ING DEPRESSED ABOUT IT!

Chibi-Shikon: (still upset and is now crying, wailing…pulling a SAILOR MOON, first season) WWwwAAaaHHhh!

Shikon: (raises her hands to the ceiling) By the gods… (Chibi-Shikon starts to wail…) ~_~; Why bother explaining myself? (Walks out of the room, followed by Camera Dude's Friend #1)

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New Vocab! Koibito – boyfriend/girlfriend/sweetheart/lover (2 da reader: take your pick)

Okasan – mother

Otosan – father

"Dog Demon!" (InuYasha!) Part3

It was close to lunch now and Kilala had taken her demonic form, taking both Kagome and InuYasha on her back and head towards the village. Kikyo's serpent followed but kept its distance so it not to be destroyed by InuYasha and his friends. "That was fun!" Kagome exclaimed happily as InuYasha wrapped his arms around her waist. "Let's do it again, sometime, InuYasha?"

"Hide and seek again?" InuYasha asked with a bow raised and grinning. "That was fun!"

"Hide and Seek, huh?" Kagome questioned and frowned. "Well, that's not fair! I don't have the same sense of smell as you do!" InuYasha laughed as Kagome fumed. "InuYasha!" she complained. "Ya meanie…"

InuYasha placed his chin on her shoulder and gave her the unused 'puppy-eyes.' "Gomen ne, Koibito," he apologized into her ear making Kagome's cheeks become faintly pink. "Forgive me?"

Kagome let out a sigh…how the heck could she get so mad at him for a long period of time? Even in this form? "You're such a demon…" she replied as they arrived at the village and realized that Miroku and Sango had been extremely worried about them. "Uh-oh…We're in trouble…" Kagome whispered.

"Kagome…InuYasha…Where have you to been!" Sango demanded. "In this size, you are not to be wondering too far off!" Kagome and InuYasha quickly hid behind the still demonic-sized cat while Miroku did his best to calm Sango down, even if he too was worried about them.

"Sango, Koibito, calm down," Miroku pleaded. "They're safe and that's all that counts. Remember, Kilala was with them!" In moments, Sango calmed herself down. "Now, you two will really have to stay close to us. We've decided to treat this like when InuYasha becomes human. We don't want any of Naraku's minions coming after us while in this form. Understand?" Miroku asked the two.

Kagome thought of something as she agreed. "Hai…" she said, "Miroku-Otosan!" she added, childishly.

"Nani?!" Miroku exclaimed in shock. "'Miroku-Otosan'?!"

InuYasha gave Kagome a strange look of confusion. "Why are you calling Miroku that?" he asked her. Kagome just smiled at him. 'It's a game…' he thought. "Kagome…is this a game?" he asked. She nodded. "I don't really understand this…game of yours." Kagome didn't bother to explain to him why she's playing a game on Miroku but soon, all questions would be answered.

"Just watch," she told him before Miroku grabbed her from behind, making her scream and then laughed. "Hey! Miroku-Otosan! Put me down!" she screamed as she laughed.

"Little girls like you should be punished for their mischief!" Miroku declared as he lifted her into the air. "No more wondering around without your Okasan or Kilala, you hear me, Kagome-chan?"

" 'Okasan'?!" Sango shouted in disbelief and pointed to herself asking, "Are you calling me, 'Okasan'?!"

Miroku and Kagome turned to her, Miroku still had Kagome in his arms, and in unity they answered, "HAI!" "Sango-Okasan!" Kagome declared. "Are you going to punish me and InuYasha for running off? We're really, really sorry!" She looked to InuYasha, "Well? Aren't we sorry, InuYasha?"

InuYasha looked at her and then to Sango, nodding. "Hai. Gomen nasia, Sango-Okasan," he apologized. 'Though I don't get this game of calling Sango 'mom' and Miroku 'dad'…' Sango sighed, having been defeated three against one.

Sighing, Sango turned to head towards the inn. "We should get our things. Miroku, help me," she said. Miroku put Kagome back on the ground in front of InuYasha and followed after her. "You two, join Shippo in the main room. He's having lunch all ready." Kagome and InuYasha nodded and ran off to find the kitsune-yokai.

"You three…are evil," Sango stated after a few miles of walking in the forest. Miroku and Kagome just chuckled at her while InuYasha as still confused. "Calling me 'Okasan' out of the blue…" Kagome, InuYasha, and Shippo were riding Kilala as Sango walked Kagome's bike.

"Awe…come now, Sango," Miroku spoke as he came up next to her. "Tis a joke! Surely you can take a joke, my Love." Sango glared at him, not throwing any invisible daggers, and let out a sigh looking ahead, knowing perfectly well that all was a joke and she couldn't wait until it was over. "Sango?" She looked up at him and her lips were met with his.

Kagome let out a sigh, somewhat for depression, and wondered why she felt this way. "Kagome, you all right?" InuYasha asked, riding behind her. She leaned back into his chest, fatigue. "Koibito?"

"All our playing…" she yawned, "and lunch has made me feel really tired." Not a complete lie, but not the truth either, though InuYasha accepted it and wrapped his arms over her, letting his sleeves cover her like a blanket. "Arigato, InuYasha," she whispered and slowly fell asleep on him.

"Heh-heh-heh-heh… Hahahahahaha… Bwahahahahaha!" Naraku burst out laughing at the thought of meeting a young InuYasha and Kagome. They were now easy prey for his minions to kill. The 'fates,' he claimed, were now on his side. "InuYasha…your life will end now…" Kanna just stared dully at Naraku as he dismissed her from the room to think of a place to destroy InuYasha and Kagome in their present form.

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The group found a village as darkness covered the land and was easily given a place to say, do to Miroku's "help." Though, they didn't have to have Miroku's help. The home they had "chosen" to stay at was owned by a pair of child-less elders and they instantly let the family of five stay at their home the moment they saw Shippo, InuYasha, and Kagome. "Come in, come in!" the elder woman urged. "You youngsters must be exhausted from your troubles! Please stay with us!" Speechless and grateful to their hospitality, Miroku and Sango agreed. "Your children must be starving!" Sango's faces began to go red. The elder woman thought that her friends, Kagome, InuYasha, and Shippo, were her children!

Sango was about to correct her when Miroku cut in. "We thank you, Kind Lady," he said as he placed his hands on Sango's shoulders. "We apologize for coming and interrupting you and your husband's dinner."

"Tis quite all right, Lad," the elder woman's husband replied. "We are but a kind hearted couple."

"Grandmother have no children of her own?" Kagome asked, acting exactly like a child. The elder woman smiled at Kagome as patted her on the head. "Teehee!"

"Such a pure child you are," she said. "Are thou art hungry? We shall have serve you dinner."

"Kagome wanna help!" Kagome announced and grabbed InuYasha's hand. "Let's go help, InuYasha." InuYasha nodded and followed the two, noticing that something strange was happening to Kagome. She was taking her acting as a child to the extreme!

After having eaten their dinner and thanking the couple for it, the couple showed them to their spare rooms. There was a divider in the room but the elders thought that it wasn't necessary as they left the group to themselves. "Kagome, are you feeling all right?" InuYasha asked instantly, knowing that the elder couple was away in their own rooms.

"Course!" she answered. "Why?"

"You didn't seem yourself earlier," Sango answered. "You…your attitude had completely changed, like you were a child!" Kilala agreed though, of course, she couldn't voice it out in the words of humans, she just mewed.

"Lady Kagome, please do not forget that you are a fifteen-year-old in the body of a five-year-old," Miroku advised. "This could be a side-effect from the spell that had been cast on you."

Kagome shrugged. "Okay," she replied as Sango arranged the room to have the divider in the middle. Kagome changed into her nightgown and pulled out her sleeping bag, opening it wide like a mat. "I wonder if this spell will disperse during the night…" Kagome wondered aloud as she sat down on her 'mat'. "Being a child like this…I'm starting to remember by childhood…"

"Same here," InuYasha replied. "Nothing pleasant though."

"Okay! Everyone, bed. Now!" Sango ordered. "Enough chit chat, hit the hay all of you."

"Yes, mother!" Kagome teased as she dove under her blankets.

"Kagome, stop that!" Sango argued.

"G'night Mom!" Kagome announced happily.

"Remind me to strike you on the head once you're back to normal," Sango pondered loudly.

"G'night, Okasan!" InuYasha announced annoying Sango as well.

"G'night, Otosan!" Kagome said.

"Night, you two, now do as your mother says and go to sleep," Miroku commented making Sango go red with anger and embarrassment. "Good night, Beloved!" His only reply that of a growl.

"Go to sleep!" Sango pleaded.

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Chibi-Shikon: Chibi-powers! Extend! (extension of Chibi spell on InuYasha and Kagome are now extended to xx chapters) Chibi-Moon power! Pink Sugar Heart Ache! (blast of energy is directed to Kikyo and, like the monsters in Sailor Moon, resort to that of a small French doll!) (has evil smile on her face) Mommy! I got you a new dolly!

Shikon: A doll? But Chibi, I don't—(sees French doll dresses as Kikyo) EEEEYYYAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!!!!! BURN IT! CRUSH IT! DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH IT, JUST KEEP IT AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!! (FYI: I really, really, really, REALLY HATE FRENCH DOLLS! They look so real, they give me nightmares! No offense to the French or whomever makes them.)

Shiken: ………… At least they're better than Barbies…

Chibi-Shiken: Yeah…(turns to Chibi-Shikon, excited) Got some Morning Glories that we could tie to her?!

Camera Dudette's friend #1: (scolds) Chibi-Shiken!

Chibi-Shiken: (head hangs low) Sorry…

Camera Dudette's friend #1: Don't use Morning Glories on that Kikyo doll! (hangs him a box titled "TNT") Use explosives!

Camera Dude's Friend #1: Violent child… (Watches everyone head out the door with the Kikyo doll) Heaven forbid…N E wayz, Let the rains of Reviews come forth! Sorry it took so long…

Shikon: Everyone was drinking tons of un-alcoholic drinks and ended up drunk from the fuzz. Plus, I had tons of Homework. Lucky are those that take Japanese for a class! I-N-V-U!