Trip Chapter #3 _____________

I haven't had time to check the net for the title I may have suggested in the last chappie (If any) so just fill in the blanks.

Disclaimer: No. Now leave me alone.

Okay, so the Barney music has up and left so...yay!

YamiNeo: Bet you didn't want it to go.

Neo: Shut it!

YamiNeo: Oh, one more thing, Cryst, what the hell does YamiNeo-kun mean?!

Neo: (mutter) Stupid chibi baka.

YamiNeo: I am not a little fool. Do not forget, I know everything you say, think, and do.

Neo: Grrrrr...

Joey: Start the show!

Yugi: Yeah!

Neo: FINE! See if I care!

Everyone: O_O

Neo: (starts TV)



On the road again...I can't...oh, your back!

Joey: (whistling Willie Nelson song)

Kaiba: QUIT IT!

Mokuba: Brother, you're really tense, aren't you?

Kaiba: Ya think?!

Yugi: Why, Kaiba?

Kaiba: You want to know why?! I'll tell you why! I'm hot, tired, and sick of being stuck in here with a fag, and idiot, a psychopathic brunette and a stupid fudge-packing leprechaun! Also, we have now music because during the break I threw a waffle the Millennium Rod at the radio, but the Rod rightfully belonged to me anyway and it makes a highly effective melee weapon!

Everyone: O_O; (gulp)

Marik: (from the trunk) uhhh...hey...WHERE AM I?!

Yugi: Oh my God, Kaiba, did you stuff Marik in the trunk?

Kaiba: Maybe.

Mokuba: Big brother, that's illegal.

Joey: Yeah. You can't hold somebody against there will.

Kaiba: Well so-o-o-o-rry but I had to so I could get MY rod back! When he said he had to got potty during the break I drugged him and stuffed him in the back.

Marik: Um...I gotta piss.

Kaiba: OH NO YOU DON'T!

Marik: Um...okay, this just got REALLY uncomfortable.

Yugi: Kaiba, watch the road!

Tristan: We're gonna DIE!!!

Kaiba: (looks at road. A semi is coming down the street, and the gang is in it's way) Yikes! (swerves, but over-corrects himself and BAM! They all fly into a sandy ditch.

Bakura: Kaiba, you bloody moron! Look at this predicament you've gotten us into!

Joey: Predica...whatchamacallit? (those things kick ass!)

Yugi: Never mind the long words.

Yami Bakura appears in Bakura's place.

Yami Bakura: Hey! I heard Kaiba shoved that idiot Marik into the trunk. Sweet!

Kaiba: (scowls and gets out of the fan)

Joey: (hops into driver's seat)

Kaiba: LEAVE MAISY ALONE!!!

Yugi: You might wanna get out of his seat, Joey.

Joey: Nah, I ain't scared of Mr. "I can't get glopped!"

Kaiba: Hey, lay off already! Everyone out!

(everyone, except Marik of course, leaves the SUV)

Kaiba: The radiators shot, and she's leaking a lot of oil.

Tea: (happy as ever) YAY! We're stuck!

Yugi: And that's a...good thing?

Tea: (starts to cry)

Yugi: GAH! I...uh...um...YAMI!!!

Yami Yugi appears next to Yugi

Yami Yugi: What?

Yami Bakura: Hang on, how the hell did you do that?

Yami Ygui and Yugi in unison: Do what?

Yami Bakura: You two are not in the same body! You're two separate entities!

Yami Yugi: Oh...cool! Anyway...what do you want...Yugi?

Yugi: Tea won't stop crying!

Tea: (stopped crying, staring at Yami Yugi)

Yami Yugi: She isn't crying.

Yugi: Huh, that's weird.

Yami Yugi: She...she's staring at me.

Tea: (starts drooling)

Joey: Ew-w-w-w-w!

Tristan: (nudges Yami Yugi) You know what? I think Big Yugi has a girlfriend!

Joey: (nudges Yami Ygui again) Yeah. So what are you gonna call the kids?

Yami Yugi: Kids? Girlfriend? What the...(stops himself, than pauses and thinks. After a while) You can't be serious!

Yami Bakura: Tea's got it for Yugi!

Yugi: Not me! Him!

Yami Yugi: Oh dear Ra...No, no ,no!

Joey: Heh, heh, heh! This is too much!

Kaiba: DOESN'T ANYONE CARE ABOUT HOW WE'RE GONNA GET OUT OF THE HOLE?!

Joey: We're in a hole?

Tristan: Oh ye-e-e-e-ah.

Kaiba: (slaps head)

Yami Yugi: Let's just camp out.

Yami Bakura: HELL NO! That last thing I need is to be stuck in the woods with YOU!

Mokuba: We could hitchhike?

Kaiba: You could shut it!

Pegasus: You could come stay at my castle while my staff fixes the van?

Everyone: WHAT?!



Whoa! Where the hell did he come from? Guess you'll see in the next chappie!