Trip Chapter #3 _____________
I haven't had time to check the net for the title I may have suggested in the last chappie (If any) so just fill in the blanks.
Disclaimer: No. Now leave me alone.
Okay, so the Barney music has up and left so...yay!
YamiNeo: Bet you didn't want it to go.
Neo: Shut it!
YamiNeo: Oh, one more thing, Cryst, what the hell does YamiNeo-kun mean?!
Neo: (mutter) Stupid chibi baka.
YamiNeo: I am not a little fool. Do not forget, I know everything you say, think, and do.
Neo: Grrrrr...
Joey: Start the show!
Yugi: Yeah!
Neo: FINE! See if I care!
Everyone: O_O
Neo: (starts TV)
On the road again...I can't...oh, your back!
Joey: (whistling Willie Nelson song)
Kaiba: QUIT IT!
Mokuba: Brother, you're really tense, aren't you?
Kaiba: Ya think?!
Yugi: Why, Kaiba?
Kaiba: You want to know why?! I'll tell you why! I'm hot, tired, and sick of being stuck in here with a fag, and idiot, a psychopathic brunette and a stupid fudge-packing leprechaun! Also, we have now music because during the break I threw a waffle the Millennium Rod at the radio, but the Rod rightfully belonged to me anyway and it makes a highly effective melee weapon!
Everyone: O_O; (gulp)
Marik: (from the trunk) uhhh...hey...WHERE AM I?!
Yugi: Oh my God, Kaiba, did you stuff Marik in the trunk?
Kaiba: Maybe.
Mokuba: Big brother, that's illegal.
Joey: Yeah. You can't hold somebody against there will.
Kaiba: Well so-o-o-o-rry but I had to so I could get MY rod back! When he said he had to got potty during the break I drugged him and stuffed him in the back.
Marik: Um...I gotta piss.
Kaiba: OH NO YOU DON'T!
Marik: Um...okay, this just got REALLY uncomfortable.
Yugi: Kaiba, watch the road!
Tristan: We're gonna DIE!!!
Kaiba: (looks at road. A semi is coming down the street, and the gang is in it's way) Yikes! (swerves, but over-corrects himself and BAM! They all fly into a sandy ditch.
Bakura: Kaiba, you bloody moron! Look at this predicament you've gotten us into!
Joey: Predica...whatchamacallit? (those things kick ass!)
Yugi: Never mind the long words.
Yami Bakura appears in Bakura's place.
Yami Bakura: Hey! I heard Kaiba shoved that idiot Marik into the trunk. Sweet!
Kaiba: (scowls and gets out of the fan)
Joey: (hops into driver's seat)
Kaiba: LEAVE MAISY ALONE!!!
Yugi: You might wanna get out of his seat, Joey.
Joey: Nah, I ain't scared of Mr. "I can't get glopped!"
Kaiba: Hey, lay off already! Everyone out!
(everyone, except Marik of course, leaves the SUV)
Kaiba: The radiators shot, and she's leaking a lot of oil.
Tea: (happy as ever) YAY! We're stuck!
Yugi: And that's a...good thing?
Tea: (starts to cry)
Yugi: GAH! I...uh...um...YAMI!!!
Yami Yugi appears next to Yugi
Yami Yugi: What?
Yami Bakura: Hang on, how the hell did you do that?
Yami Ygui and Yugi in unison: Do what?
Yami Bakura: You two are not in the same body! You're two separate entities!
Yami Yugi: Oh...cool! Anyway...what do you want...Yugi?
Yugi: Tea won't stop crying!
Tea: (stopped crying, staring at Yami Yugi)
Yami Yugi: She isn't crying.
Yugi: Huh, that's weird.
Yami Yugi: She...she's staring at me.
Tea: (starts drooling)
Joey: Ew-w-w-w-w!
Tristan: (nudges Yami Yugi) You know what? I think Big Yugi has a girlfriend!
Joey: (nudges Yami Ygui again) Yeah. So what are you gonna call the kids?
Yami Yugi: Kids? Girlfriend? What the...(stops himself, than pauses and thinks. After a while) You can't be serious!
Yami Bakura: Tea's got it for Yugi!
Yugi: Not me! Him!
Yami Yugi: Oh dear Ra...No, no ,no!
Joey: Heh, heh, heh! This is too much!
Kaiba: DOESN'T ANYONE CARE ABOUT HOW WE'RE GONNA GET OUT OF THE HOLE?!
Joey: We're in a hole?
Tristan: Oh ye-e-e-e-ah.
Kaiba: (slaps head)
Yami Yugi: Let's just camp out.
Yami Bakura: HELL NO! That last thing I need is to be stuck in the woods with YOU!
Mokuba: We could hitchhike?
Kaiba: You could shut it!
Pegasus: You could come stay at my castle while my staff fixes the van?
Everyone: WHAT?!
Whoa! Where the hell did he come from? Guess you'll see in the next chappie!
I haven't had time to check the net for the title I may have suggested in the last chappie (If any) so just fill in the blanks.
Disclaimer: No. Now leave me alone.
Okay, so the Barney music has up and left so...yay!
YamiNeo: Bet you didn't want it to go.
Neo: Shut it!
YamiNeo: Oh, one more thing, Cryst, what the hell does YamiNeo-kun mean?!
Neo: (mutter) Stupid chibi baka.
YamiNeo: I am not a little fool. Do not forget, I know everything you say, think, and do.
Neo: Grrrrr...
Joey: Start the show!
Yugi: Yeah!
Neo: FINE! See if I care!
Everyone: O_O
Neo: (starts TV)
On the road again...I can't...oh, your back!
Joey: (whistling Willie Nelson song)
Kaiba: QUIT IT!
Mokuba: Brother, you're really tense, aren't you?
Kaiba: Ya think?!
Yugi: Why, Kaiba?
Kaiba: You want to know why?! I'll tell you why! I'm hot, tired, and sick of being stuck in here with a fag, and idiot, a psychopathic brunette and a stupid fudge-packing leprechaun! Also, we have now music because during the break I threw a waffle the Millennium Rod at the radio, but the Rod rightfully belonged to me anyway and it makes a highly effective melee weapon!
Everyone: O_O; (gulp)
Marik: (from the trunk) uhhh...hey...WHERE AM I?!
Yugi: Oh my God, Kaiba, did you stuff Marik in the trunk?
Kaiba: Maybe.
Mokuba: Big brother, that's illegal.
Joey: Yeah. You can't hold somebody against there will.
Kaiba: Well so-o-o-o-rry but I had to so I could get MY rod back! When he said he had to got potty during the break I drugged him and stuffed him in the back.
Marik: Um...I gotta piss.
Kaiba: OH NO YOU DON'T!
Marik: Um...okay, this just got REALLY uncomfortable.
Yugi: Kaiba, watch the road!
Tristan: We're gonna DIE!!!
Kaiba: (looks at road. A semi is coming down the street, and the gang is in it's way) Yikes! (swerves, but over-corrects himself and BAM! They all fly into a sandy ditch.
Bakura: Kaiba, you bloody moron! Look at this predicament you've gotten us into!
Joey: Predica...whatchamacallit? (those things kick ass!)
Yugi: Never mind the long words.
Yami Bakura appears in Bakura's place.
Yami Bakura: Hey! I heard Kaiba shoved that idiot Marik into the trunk. Sweet!
Kaiba: (scowls and gets out of the fan)
Joey: (hops into driver's seat)
Kaiba: LEAVE MAISY ALONE!!!
Yugi: You might wanna get out of his seat, Joey.
Joey: Nah, I ain't scared of Mr. "I can't get glopped!"
Kaiba: Hey, lay off already! Everyone out!
(everyone, except Marik of course, leaves the SUV)
Kaiba: The radiators shot, and she's leaking a lot of oil.
Tea: (happy as ever) YAY! We're stuck!
Yugi: And that's a...good thing?
Tea: (starts to cry)
Yugi: GAH! I...uh...um...YAMI!!!
Yami Yugi appears next to Yugi
Yami Yugi: What?
Yami Bakura: Hang on, how the hell did you do that?
Yami Ygui and Yugi in unison: Do what?
Yami Bakura: You two are not in the same body! You're two separate entities!
Yami Yugi: Oh...cool! Anyway...what do you want...Yugi?
Yugi: Tea won't stop crying!
Tea: (stopped crying, staring at Yami Yugi)
Yami Yugi: She isn't crying.
Yugi: Huh, that's weird.
Yami Yugi: She...she's staring at me.
Tea: (starts drooling)
Joey: Ew-w-w-w-w!
Tristan: (nudges Yami Yugi) You know what? I think Big Yugi has a girlfriend!
Joey: (nudges Yami Ygui again) Yeah. So what are you gonna call the kids?
Yami Yugi: Kids? Girlfriend? What the...(stops himself, than pauses and thinks. After a while) You can't be serious!
Yami Bakura: Tea's got it for Yugi!
Yugi: Not me! Him!
Yami Yugi: Oh dear Ra...No, no ,no!
Joey: Heh, heh, heh! This is too much!
Kaiba: DOESN'T ANYONE CARE ABOUT HOW WE'RE GONNA GET OUT OF THE HOLE?!
Joey: We're in a hole?
Tristan: Oh ye-e-e-e-ah.
Kaiba: (slaps head)
Yami Yugi: Let's just camp out.
Yami Bakura: HELL NO! That last thing I need is to be stuck in the woods with YOU!
Mokuba: We could hitchhike?
Kaiba: You could shut it!
Pegasus: You could come stay at my castle while my staff fixes the van?
Everyone: WHAT?!
Whoa! Where the hell did he come from? Guess you'll see in the next chappie!
