Disclaimer: I no know anything!

Shikon: (Bored of out mind)…Instead of Japanese words, I'm going to give out pick-up lines.

Chibi-Shikon: (looks at her like she's crazy) So now you're helping helpless guys get girls? How'd you manage to get them?

Shikon: I asked one of my many good friends to e-mail them to me. 26 lines to be exact. I could have asked for more…

Chibi-Shikon: Is this friend of yours a guy by any chance?

Shikon: yeah…and last I heard, he had a crush on me…

Chibi-Shikon: Ha. Ha. Ha! You're problem not mine.

Shikon: (pulls out a katana and pins Chibi-Shikon to the wall) (sighs) I'm bored…what's going on in the world of InuYasha?

Shiken: Nothing much. Chibi-Shikon just made InuYasha's and Kagome's Chibi-ness a little longer with her own magic.

Shikon: Sons of a Yokai…-_-;

Shiken: don't you have a cure for this?

Shikon: I gave up…

Shiken: Weakling.

Shikon: (censored) off, Four Swords.

Shiken: Whatever, Four Souls

Camera Dude: Uh…question! Is this all before or after the first movie of InuYasha? Kuz, I know for a fact that Shikon hasn't seen ANY of the Movies! Shikon's American and everything comes to America a little later than in Japan…

Shikon: (goes to her room and locks herself up) SHUT UP! LEAVE ME ALONE! This is after the second movie before the third movie…

Camera Dudette: (asks through the door) And how do you know all this?

Shikon: (wails) EVER HEARD OF THE INTERNET?! I WANNA SEE KAGOME KISS INUYASHA! I WANNA SEE INUYASHA KISS KAGOME BACK! I WANNA SEE…SAMURAI X! I WANNA SEE (names off all the anime she wants to see and what she wants to see in that anime…)

Shiken: My sixteen-year-old sister, turning seventeen in December, has lost it…

Shikon: I WANNA SEE INUYASHA'S 'DIAMOND SPEAR BLAST' TECHNIQUE!

Everyone: (looking at Shikon like she's completely lost her marbles) Down girl…

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Pick-up of da day!

How about you and me go behind that rock over there and get a little 'boulder'?

Kagome and InuYasha Part…uh…1? Or is it 4?

"WE'RE STILL TINY!" howled InuYasha the following morning. "Whoever did this is going to pay dearly!" The little family was taking a bath together with everyone wearing a bathing suit behind the elder's home. "Why aren't you returning to normal, Kagome? This is a Hot Spring after all!"

"Maybe during the time Kagome was herself, the cure changed," Miroku assumed. "By night fall, we'd return to our normal size, but yours and Kagome's are lasting for two days. This must be a side-effect to the spell."

"Has to be," Shippo agreed. He didn't know that Chibi-Shikon's potion would take this effect if Kagome was with InuYasha. "We have to find a cure soon or Kagome might stay like this forever!"

"I don't minded staying like this for a while," Kagome commented. "Don't worry about me."

"Is everything all right?" asked the elder woman through the divider. "I've brought some herbals that goes well with the bath. Would you like to try it?"

"Certainly," Miroku called out and Shippo went to go and get the bucket. The old woman handed Shippo the pail and he returned to the group while the old woman return to whatever she was doing before. "That old woman sure is nice. May the gods bless her and her husband's soul." He turned to Shippo while Sango and Kagome looked into the pail. "What did she bring us, Ladies?"

"Bath beads…" Kagome named as she held two in her hands and accidentally dropped them into the water, having steam rise up. "Smells…"

"Like morning dew…" InuYasha finished as everyone tried to fan out the access steam. "Hey! Where is everyone?! Kagome?"

"I'm right in front of you," Kagome answered as she took his hand and sat, ever so closely, next to him. "Okay, now I'm right beside you, InuYasha." InuYasha smiled knowing that was all too true. "But how could there be so much mist from two bath beads?"

"Miroku! HANDS OFF NOW!" came Sango's voice followed by a slap. "Chikusho! Even in this thick mist I know it's you!"

"Come, come now, Koibito! This is not the time to be shy!" Miroku exclaimed. "No one is watching!"

"Not the time?! Miroku! I am warning you!" Sango exclaimed angrily.

After three hours of staying in the Hot Spring and having steamy hot… "You wish, Miroku!" Sango exclaimed, as he became narrator. "We didn't have—"

"Awe…can't I have a little fun, Koibito?" Miroku asked pleading with her. "You and I didn't but what about Kagome and InuYasha? Hm?"

"Get your f*&^ing mind out of the f^%$ing gutter!" InuYasha yelled angrily. "We did do anything but listen to you two duke it out!" Kagome laughed as she said the same story. "And besides we're little! We can't do any of that dirty visions of yours!"

"Ah yes, there are some games that little children can't play and must wait until their bodies are well equipped and—" Kagome's bow, followed by InuYasha's scabbard, followed by Sango's boomerang struck Miroku's head to the point of him having a concussion.

InuYasha, Kagome, and Sango's faces were crimson red while Shippo just stared at everyone confused. "What did Miroku mean by well equipped?" he asked. "And what do little children like me have to wait for?"

"WE'LL TELL YOU WHEN YOU'RE OLDER!" came the trio's answer making Shippo tumble backwards into the wall.

After a meal with the elders of the house, the group soon took off on their adventure once again with extra…everything! Clothes, medicine, weapons, etc.! "Thank you very much," Sango said to them as they were leaving. "I'm sure all your gifts would come in handy for us."

"It's been our pleasure, Sango dear," the elder woman answered. "Our home is your home, stop by whenever you're in the country with your friends!" They agreed and set off waving to them while Kikyo's soul skipper—… er, I mean skimmer—following in them. Little did the group know, they had been found and were now being followed by Naraku's minions. Kagura opened her fan and made gentle winds to blow the leaves around them so they wouldn't suspect anything unnatural. Her companion, another incarnation of Naraku, slithered by next to her and watched the unique family disappear into the forest. "What are we to do now…Ryu?" she asked.

"Kill them," the medusa-like demon answered.

"Easier said than done," Kagura commented and pulled a feather out of her bonnet. "You deal with them. I'm going home."

"Suit yourself," Ryu replied as he slid his way to attack the unique family unit.

"Kagome, any sightings of a Shikon jewel shard?" InuYasha asked while she was on his back. "We've been shard-less for a while now." Kagome sighed as she sank into his back. 'Thank the gods we're little…' InuYasha praised and began to chant. 'Thank the gods we're little…' The scent of a dragon caught InuYasha's scents as well as Kilala and Shippo's and they prepared for a fight. "Guys, I smell something awful in the air," InuYasha informed them. "Kagome, find a good place to hide and don't draw attention to yourself, okay?"

Kagome nodded. "All right," she answered and looked around for a place to hide and found a cave big enough to hide a hand full of people. "Shippo," Kagome called and the little fox followed her into the cave.

The unseen enemy soon made his appearance and looked at InuYasha, hungry for a bite. "So thou art InuYasha, the half-demon whom seeks the Shikon no Tama with a monk, a demon exterminator and a reincarnated Shamaness," their enemy commented, basically naming everyone off. "Now thou art small and easy to devour!"

"If you know so much about us, who are you? Another one of Naraku's incarnations?!" InuYasha asked. "You hold the stench of Naraku…"

"Thou art correct," he said. "They call me Ryu but you all shall call me, your Angel of Death!" An arrow zoomed by pass, more like through, Ryu's nose. "Eh?!"

"Angel of Death, my monkey's uncle!" Kagome exclaimed preparing to shoot another arrow. 'Where's the Shikon shard?' Kagome wondered. 'Shikon…Shard! Yes! By the heart!' She stretched her bowstring with her arrow and aimed it at Ryu's heart. "Strike it!" she exclaimed and let her arrow go only to miss by…a lot!

"Kagome! What the hell are you doing!?" InuYasha called angrily. "I told you to hide!"

"If I hide, you hide too!" Kagome argued. "You're not your normal size!" (People watching at Shikon's house get dirty idea and are scolded with the use of a mallet! Camera Dude's Friend #1 shakes his head in dismay.)

"Hey! At this size I could still use my other attacks!" InuYasha exclaimed and started to 'look' for one of many attacks he could use in his chibi form.

"I shall kill you all before hand!" Ryu exclaimed and charged at everyone.

"Hiraikotsu!" Sango attacked throwing her boomerang-bone at Ryu and slicing off his arms. Kagome prepared to shot another arrow at the demon, this time with three arrows at a time, and luckily, all three stuck to a part of Ryu's body! Unfortunately, Kagome and Sango were struck with Ryu's tail as he flew pass them. "Yaaahh!" they two girls screamed.

"Sango! Kagome!" Miroku and InuYasha called out and turned to Ryu in fury. "You bastard…" InuYasha cursed as Ryu ascended to the sky and turned around to go for another go, this time for the guys. "Miroku, tend to the girls," he instructed. "I'll deal with this over-grown lizard!" Miroku nodded and ran to aid the girls while InuYasha prepared to use his new technique he gained from the creator of the black pearl. His Tetsusaiga was all ready in its diamond-like phase and he prepared to swing. "Diamond…Spear…" he began and brought down his sword, "Blast!" A shower of diamonds surrounded Ryu while the four arrows began to glow and attract the diamonds to Ryu's weakness!

Kagura watched as her 'brother' was slain by a new ability and smirked. "With each battle, InuYasha and his friends become stronger," she commented. "Twice InuYasha has almost killed Naraku…" With a satisfying observation, Kagura made her escape before InuYasha sensed her.

InuYasha rejoined his friends and knelt down next to Kagome. "Kagome, you all right?" InuYasha asked helping her sit up. Kagome's answer was, "Of all the demons that we fought, Ryu was the EASIEST!" InuYasha laughed and they turned to Miroku and Sango. "Sango, you all right?" InuYasha asked.

"Yeah…" Sango answered as Miroku helped her to her feet and looked around for Shippo. "Where's Shippo?" Shippo came up to them from the cave he was hiding in and appeared to be dripping wet. "Shippo, what happened to you?"

"There's an underground Hot Spring in the cave Kagome found and I stayed in," he answered. "And while you guys were fighting, the cave got bigger and it's now big enough for all of us to spend the night in!"

"Great! Just like at the elders' home except in a dark cave," Miroku commented getting tainted ideas in his head and getting hit for it, but he ducked all three weapons (Boomerang, bow, and scabbard) except for Sango's hand. "Awe…Koibito…" Miroku complained sadly.

Kagome and Sango prepared the food while Miroku and InuYasha prepared the bedding arrangement, much to Sango and Kagome's protest. (Again People at Shikon's house think dirty and are once again punished with a mallet…) "Ramen's done," Kagome announced and handed everyone their soup.

"You didn't get burned, did you Kagome?" Miroku asked concerned.

Kagome smiled. "Nope! I was extra careful this time," she said. "Sango's been a great help to me making Ramen!"

"I'd say that Sango is ready for Parenthood," InuYasha commented and eyed Miroku, "Snag her quickly before it's too late, Miroku." Miroku agreed but didn't make a move on Sango in fear that she'd strike him again. "By all means, don't let our appearances fool you guys," InuYasha urged.

"InuYasha," Kagome's voice cooed and he looked at her, fearing that tone of voice. "Oswari." InuYasha slammed to the ground while Kagome took her bathing utensils and headed for the Hot Spring with Sango. When the girls returned half an hour later, everyone was asleep and the only places available to them where right next to InuYasha and Miroku. "We shall kill them in the morning," Sango promised as she took the vacant spot next to Miroku and Kagome lied down next to InuYasha.

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Shikon: Whomever want's to use the Anime Portal for their own use in their own world, GO RIGHT AHEAD! I don't see a name tag on it claiming that it's mine, do it's public property!

Shiken: Over use the power of the portal shall forever remain in — (gets hit on the head with a mallet)

Camera Dude's Friend #1: Who asked to use the portal? Is it a girl? Is she cute?! (Gets hit on the with a mallet by Camera Dudette's friend #1 aka THE GIRLFRIEND (PYSCHO music in the background))

Camera Dudette's friend #2 and 3: Hopefully, if it's a boy that he's not hentia!

Shikon: Okay-dokey…send reviews will you people? I can't write the next chappie unless I get reviews…

Shiken: STUPID DART! DON'T JUST STAND THERE! SAVE SHANA! IDIOT!

Shikon: …-_-; Legend of Dragoon for PS1…he's so into it…I can't touch my game without having to just a bamboo sword on him…AND I BOUGHT IT! N E wayz…review will you peoples?! More the merrier I'll be!