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The school bell rang, signaling that the school day was finally over.
"Time for our mission, Ron," Kim reminded him. "We can change at my house first, if you want."
"Yeah, sure. Just make sure your brothers don't steal my boxers again," Rufus said, remembering that traumatic experience. Living in someone's pocket when they're not wearing any undergarments can really mess with your head.
Kim giggled, "The tweebs can be so annoying sometimes. You're lucky you don't have to see them EVERY day."
Rufus chuckled a bit then held the swinging door open for Kim.
"Thank you," said Kim, a bit surprised. "Ron…"
"Yeah, what?" Rufus responded.
"I hope you don't mind me asking this but…why are you being so…not you, today?"
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"Well…" Kim started slowly. "You've been following me around all day, sacrificing yourself to do me favors. I mean, that's real nice of you but was it really necessary for you to take off your shirt and throw it over that small puddle in the hallway? I could've stepped AROUND it you know."
"Well, I was just being helpful. There's nothing unusual about doing favors for your best friend is there?" Rufus responded hopefully.
"I guess not, but…you gotta admit, you acted out of character in class a bit."
"No…I got all the questions right, didn't I?"
"That's just it," Kim reasoned. "You got ALL the questions right. In each class! Doesn't that seem strange to you? Just last week you were asking me how to use a compass and now you're bisecting angles and lines like you're some sort of genius. I know you're not stupid, Ron but…"
"Heh…I've just been studying a lot. It's amazing what a few hours of practice can do."
"Oh yeah!" Kim said raising an eyebrow. "Call me paranoid, but I could've sworn Rufus' eyes were glued to my…*ahem* chest all day. One time he even started feeling my hair and…um…Is he okay? 'Cus he's making me a bit uncomfortable…"
Rufus started to sweat a bit. What WAS up with Ron today? The real Ron. Rufus always thought he was a little naïve for his age but now…did hormones infect this guy's body overnight?
"He's just…extra curious today. He had a lot of sugar in the morning so once he got off the rush, he didn't feel like moving around a lot. You probably just got in his line of sight…it just SEEMED like he was staring at your…things."
Kim blushed a bit. "Riiiiiggghhhttt... Okay, well…forget I ever started this conversation. It was probably all just in my head."
"Yeah…" Rufus sighed.
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*Kim's house…*
"Ron," Rufus said as he pulled up his mission pants. Kim's bathroom was small but just big enough to give him breathing room. Ron stood on the sink, humorously watching Rufus put on human clothes.
"(Yeah? What's up buddy?)" Ron replied.
"You know," Rufus began. He paused a bit to find his belt. "I'm starting to wonder whether you really like Kim or Bonnie. I'm trying my best to help you out with Kim but you're over there eying that girl like she's a freshly made naco or something."
"(Rufus. I can proudly state that Kim is the only girl that I've ever and will ever want to be with. Seeing as how you're in my body, noticing my every move, you might get the impression that I'm a little pigheaded.)" Ron stated while helping Rufus fasten his belt.
"Yeah," Rufus responded. "Exactly."
"(I know I've talked openly to you about Yori and Zita…and even Bonnie, I guess…now that I think about it, that IS really weird… Anyway, what I'm trying to say is that other girls may tempt me, but I'm just one man! How many beautiful girls can one guy take in a lifetime??? If you think about it, the only girls I know are…cheerleaders, beautiful ninjas, super model scientists…even Shego's alright…)"
"Okay, okay," Rufus said trying to get that last image out of his mind. "What's your point?"
"(My point is, it's like God practically dropped me in the middle of Temptation Island. I can't turn around without seeing a "10". So just bare with me 'cus Bonnie may get to me sometimes, but Kim's the only true-)"
Rufus butted in, making a grimacing face, "Alright, alright. I get it. I got a new question for you. How much fluff can one rodent take?"
Just then, there was a knocking on the door.
"Ron, are you almost done?" Kim called. "I told Wade we'd be there ASAP."
"Yeah, I'm done," said Ron, opening the bathroom door. "Let's go catch us some bad guys!"
"Uh, Ron. Door's this way," she explained.
"I knew that…"
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"So Drakken," Shego said skeptically, "Mr. I'm-So-Smart-With-My-Useless-Inventions, if you're just now coming up with a plan to stop Kim Possible's mentally challenged friend, then why did you have me steal from that toy factory…?"
"Simple, Shego," Drakken responded with a confident voice. "Uhh I just got tired of seeing Kim Possible's face everywhere. More of a moral victory really…"
"Great," Shego sighed, rolling her eyes.
"But don't worry Shego, I'll fit it into my plan somehow. Besides, it's a perfect distraction from my real intentions. That buffoon will make a mockery out of us no more! You see, if we can just capture that rodent in his human body -- which shouldn't be too hard; I mean c'mon! He's a rat for crying out loud -- then we can dispose of him! Leaving the buffoon to suffer in his tiny naked body for all eternity! Mwahaha!"
"You know," Shego replied, "rat's DO have a limited lifespan, genius."
"Well…he'll suffer, okay???"
"Whatever…" Shego retorted.
"And as long as he's in his rat form, all that clown can do is watch as his pretty little girlfriend cries over his 'death'! Ha! How's THAT part of the plan Shego???"
"Alright, I guess," she said satisfied. "Say, do you really think those two are going out?"
"Hm…" Drakken thought. "I guess they DO seem to be a little too close to be friends…I dunno. All I can say is that if I was his age I would've tried something centuries ago."
"Charming."
"He's probably gotten farther than SECOND base, if ya know what I mean," Drakken implied while poking his elbow into Shego's rib.
"*Ugh* You're so gross," Shego replied.
I know. Nothing really happened in this chapter but at least it's an update, right?
The school bell rang, signaling that the school day was finally over.
"Time for our mission, Ron," Kim reminded him. "We can change at my house first, if you want."
"Yeah, sure. Just make sure your brothers don't steal my boxers again," Rufus said, remembering that traumatic experience. Living in someone's pocket when they're not wearing any undergarments can really mess with your head.
Kim giggled, "The tweebs can be so annoying sometimes. You're lucky you don't have to see them EVERY day."
Rufus chuckled a bit then held the swinging door open for Kim.
"Thank you," said Kim, a bit surprised. "Ron…"
"Yeah, what?" Rufus responded.
"I hope you don't mind me asking this but…why are you being so…not you, today?"
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"Well…" Kim started slowly. "You've been following me around all day, sacrificing yourself to do me favors. I mean, that's real nice of you but was it really necessary for you to take off your shirt and throw it over that small puddle in the hallway? I could've stepped AROUND it you know."
"Well, I was just being helpful. There's nothing unusual about doing favors for your best friend is there?" Rufus responded hopefully.
"I guess not, but…you gotta admit, you acted out of character in class a bit."
"No…I got all the questions right, didn't I?"
"That's just it," Kim reasoned. "You got ALL the questions right. In each class! Doesn't that seem strange to you? Just last week you were asking me how to use a compass and now you're bisecting angles and lines like you're some sort of genius. I know you're not stupid, Ron but…"
"Heh…I've just been studying a lot. It's amazing what a few hours of practice can do."
"Oh yeah!" Kim said raising an eyebrow. "Call me paranoid, but I could've sworn Rufus' eyes were glued to my…*ahem* chest all day. One time he even started feeling my hair and…um…Is he okay? 'Cus he's making me a bit uncomfortable…"
Rufus started to sweat a bit. What WAS up with Ron today? The real Ron. Rufus always thought he was a little naïve for his age but now…did hormones infect this guy's body overnight?
"He's just…extra curious today. He had a lot of sugar in the morning so once he got off the rush, he didn't feel like moving around a lot. You probably just got in his line of sight…it just SEEMED like he was staring at your…things."
Kim blushed a bit. "Riiiiiggghhhttt... Okay, well…forget I ever started this conversation. It was probably all just in my head."
"Yeah…" Rufus sighed.
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*Kim's house…*
"Ron," Rufus said as he pulled up his mission pants. Kim's bathroom was small but just big enough to give him breathing room. Ron stood on the sink, humorously watching Rufus put on human clothes.
"(Yeah? What's up buddy?)" Ron replied.
"You know," Rufus began. He paused a bit to find his belt. "I'm starting to wonder whether you really like Kim or Bonnie. I'm trying my best to help you out with Kim but you're over there eying that girl like she's a freshly made naco or something."
"(Rufus. I can proudly state that Kim is the only girl that I've ever and will ever want to be with. Seeing as how you're in my body, noticing my every move, you might get the impression that I'm a little pigheaded.)" Ron stated while helping Rufus fasten his belt.
"Yeah," Rufus responded. "Exactly."
"(I know I've talked openly to you about Yori and Zita…and even Bonnie, I guess…now that I think about it, that IS really weird… Anyway, what I'm trying to say is that other girls may tempt me, but I'm just one man! How many beautiful girls can one guy take in a lifetime??? If you think about it, the only girls I know are…cheerleaders, beautiful ninjas, super model scientists…even Shego's alright…)"
"Okay, okay," Rufus said trying to get that last image out of his mind. "What's your point?"
"(My point is, it's like God practically dropped me in the middle of Temptation Island. I can't turn around without seeing a "10". So just bare with me 'cus Bonnie may get to me sometimes, but Kim's the only true-)"
Rufus butted in, making a grimacing face, "Alright, alright. I get it. I got a new question for you. How much fluff can one rodent take?"
Just then, there was a knocking on the door.
"Ron, are you almost done?" Kim called. "I told Wade we'd be there ASAP."
"Yeah, I'm done," said Ron, opening the bathroom door. "Let's go catch us some bad guys!"
"Uh, Ron. Door's this way," she explained.
"I knew that…"
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"So Drakken," Shego said skeptically, "Mr. I'm-So-Smart-With-My-Useless-Inventions, if you're just now coming up with a plan to stop Kim Possible's mentally challenged friend, then why did you have me steal from that toy factory…?"
"Simple, Shego," Drakken responded with a confident voice. "Uhh I just got tired of seeing Kim Possible's face everywhere. More of a moral victory really…"
"Great," Shego sighed, rolling her eyes.
"But don't worry Shego, I'll fit it into my plan somehow. Besides, it's a perfect distraction from my real intentions. That buffoon will make a mockery out of us no more! You see, if we can just capture that rodent in his human body -- which shouldn't be too hard; I mean c'mon! He's a rat for crying out loud -- then we can dispose of him! Leaving the buffoon to suffer in his tiny naked body for all eternity! Mwahaha!"
"You know," Shego replied, "rat's DO have a limited lifespan, genius."
"Well…he'll suffer, okay???"
"Whatever…" Shego retorted.
"And as long as he's in his rat form, all that clown can do is watch as his pretty little girlfriend cries over his 'death'! Ha! How's THAT part of the plan Shego???"
"Alright, I guess," she said satisfied. "Say, do you really think those two are going out?"
"Hm…" Drakken thought. "I guess they DO seem to be a little too close to be friends…I dunno. All I can say is that if I was his age I would've tried something centuries ago."
"Charming."
"He's probably gotten farther than SECOND base, if ya know what I mean," Drakken implied while poking his elbow into Shego's rib.
"*Ugh* You're so gross," Shego replied.
I know. Nothing really happened in this chapter but at least it's an update, right?
